Make a Wish at a Price

[Silverhawk79]

Granted, but every other holiday lasts a month each.
I wish I didn't have acne.

[BOREDFOREVER]

Granted, but every other holiday lasts a month each.
I wish I didn't have acne.

Granted, but now you have boils.
I wish I had a new car.

[JrDude]

Granted, but your car is a transformer and transforms while you're inside it, causing death.

I wish I had glasses that allowed me to see through clothing worn on pretty females, as many layers of clothing that I want.

[Thirteenthorder]

Granted, but your car is a transformer and transforms while you're inside it, causing death.

I wish I had glasses that allowed me to see through clothing worn on pretty females, as many layers of clothing that I want.

Granted, but you accidentally see your mom and are scarred for life.

I wish for a samurai sword.

[Allegretto]

Granted but it shatters once you touch it.

I wish I could fly

[BOREDFOREVER]

Granted, but you have control and die in space.

I wish I had a pile of gold

[JrDude]

Granted, but you accidentally see your mom and are scarred for life.

Mother's dead.

I wish I had a pile of gold

*snap* There, you now have a pile of gold sponges, since you never ended the sentence (.), I ended it for you.

I wish I was indestructible.

[BOREDFOREVER]

Mother's dead.
*snap* There, you now have a pile of gold sponges, since you never ended the sentence (.), I ended it for you.

I wish I was indestructible.

You are, but the process completely paralyses you. You spend eternity trapped, unable to communicate with the outside world.

I wish my computer was working.

[Dog Food]

You are, but the process completely paralyses you. You spend eternity trapped, unable to communicate with the outside world.

I wish my computer was working.

Granted, but its working speed is so slow it might as well be going backwards. Which sometimes it does.

I wish these smilies on NSF worked.

[SkyMyl]

The smilies are finally fixed, but the forums break again and we lose everything.

I wish that I never aged beyond the point I am at now.

[Dog Food]

The smilies are finally fixed, but the forums break again and we lose everything.

I wish that I never aged beyond the point I am at now.

Granted, you don't age any further because you are dead.

I wish I finished my research paper already.

[Anarchy_Jas]

Granted, you don't age any further because you are dead.

I wish I finished my research paper already.

You finish it, but it's terrible and you get a F- on it.

I wish I wasn't bored.

[Thirteenthorder]

You finish it, but it's terrible and you get a F- on it.

I wish I wasn't bored.

Granted, but you will never again find happiness in your life afterwards.

I wish for a cool hat.

[jnfs2014]

Granted, but you look like an hoar in it.

I wish no one posted below me for a day.

[JrDude]

Granted, but that day is in 97 years immediately after you lose your virginity.

I wish that this wish will kill you and not me or anyone I know in reality.