The Official NSFCD "Corrupt A Wish" Thread

[jnfs2014]

You are, but then you get beat by someone using an AR.

btw, someone change this to UnOfficial. No Mods have officialized it yet.

I wish I was SIT.

[Red]

You become so good, that you get mobbed by fans, trampled, and killed.

I wish the Red Sox win the world series this year.

[Shujinco2]

They do, and then next season do poorly.

I wish the Eagles would win the Super Bowl.

[jnfs2014]

they do, but then Dallas fans massacure McNabb and Westbrook.

I wish I was 13.

[Shujinco2]

You become 13, only to realize that it's completely useless. You then drift off into a state of depression, knowing that you could have wished for something better.

I wish I had some Buffolo Wings.

[jnfs2014]

You do, but you realize that buffalos don't have wings, and go into depression.

I wish I had $100.

[Mystic]

You get $100, in Monopoly money.

I wish to be richer than Bill Gates

[Shujinco2]

You get crushes underneith all your riches upon wishing for them.

I wish for unlimited wishes.

[Java]

You get them but you forget to read the fine print causing you to never be able to wish again.

I wish I had a party to go to tonight. :(

[Shujinco2]

On your way to the party, you get killed by a zombie version of Jack the Ripper. (What are the odds? :D)

I wish Jack the Ripper would come back to life in zombie form.

[jnfs2014]

You get raped by him.

I wish my RP characters were real.

[Shujinco2]

They turn out to like flesh. Specifically, YOUR flesh.

I wish I could spell better.

[Light]

You end up being hated by your peers who can't spell worth poop, and they torture you because of your superiority.

I wish my life had .01% more bread involved.

[Kilroy]

It does. Suddenly, your entire life becomes bread related due to a miscalculation by a lazy bureaucrat.

I wish I had better ideas for my adventures.

[Shujinco2]

You start to get better ideas. These ideas eventually esculate to your obsession with them, eventually causing you to believe they are real. After time, you start to believe in it so much, that they come to pass and destroy all of human kind.

I wish I could do the Kamehameah wave.