Adventures with Gregg Casey.

[SkyMyl]

Again, go to the Depot Section!

[Kilroy]

You and Ichaiasy head down to the ITEM DEPOT section of the store.



What do you buy?

[Spam]

A tent, 4 potions, 10 Phoenix Downs...

[SkyMyl]

4 Imagin-O's, as well.

[Kilroy]

A tent, 4 potions, 10 Phoenix Downs...

Ichaiasy pimp slaps you for not thinking ahead.

"This is one of the only stores for miles, we should prepare for the inevitable"

You decide to buy 100 potions (3000), 30 Bawl's (900), and 3 tents (900), which totals to 4800 Youneetoez



You wonder why you've changed back to your normal clothes when you pay, but you once again forget the thought, marking it as "Depressing".

Where to now?

[SkyMyl]

Did we get the Golden Putty?

[Kilroy]

Suddenly, Ichaiasy screams at Byte.

"YOU FORGOT THE FUCKING IMAGIN-O'S YOU DOLT"

Byte retorts "YOU'RE THE ONE THAT DIDN'T MENTION IT SL;FDJKJLBFADS"

"WODSI;FJADSKL;"

"AD;LFJAS"

"ASLDFKH;L"

Gregg Proceeds to buy 30 boxes of IMAGIN-O'S, totaling to 300 Youneetoez.

Also, MYL, The Golden Putty 1. Costs waaaaaaaaaaaay too much, and 2. Ichaiasy cannot wield it yet.

[Zovistograt]

I can fix #1.


Abscond with the golden putty

[Kilroy]

I can fix #1.


Abscond with the golden putty

Ichaiasy quickly transforms into a poorly-done ninja. He quickly adopts some new techniques, and uses one of them in order to take the Golden Silly Putty, among other things.

TECHNIQUES>ABSCOND



Ichaiasy quickly runs behind the cashier, and decides to steal everything within the store.

...




The alarm goes off.

WEEEEEERT WEEEEEEEEEERT WEEEEEEERT

ALERT! CRIMINAL DETECTED! REPEAT: CRIMINAL DETECTED! POSSIBLE NINJA, ALL STAFF MUST FIND WEAPONRY AND ATTEMPT TO CAPTURE NINJA AND ANY POSSIBLE AFFILIATES. COMPLETE LOCKDOWN OF STORE CURRENTLY UNDERWAY!

Oh, now you've done it. You've got everything useful to you in the store, but the entire staff is after you! That's thousands of people trying to kill you two!

Your PDA rings, you quickly pick it up.

"God dangit, Casey, look what you've done! I'll come and help you, but you've really got yourself into a pickle this time. Just hold them off until I arrive. *click*"

Ichaiasy quickly equips the Pink Silly Putty and acompanying armor, then hands you your equipment.




Awwwwwwwww yeah, baby. It's go time.

OOC: Hold on like 5 minutes, I gotta get a battle ready :P

[Spam]

Sweet, did we get some Phoenix Downs and a Persian rug?

[jnfs2014]

And a Mega Potion.

[Kilroy]

You encounter two EMPLOYEES. They are very odd, seeing as they both have one bloody stump of an arm, and both have bloody axes.

Gregg Casey is up first. Please pick an action.

[Custom]

Attacks
>Fire

Shoot dem ninnyes down.

[Kilroy]

Gregg picks up his PAINTBALL GUN, and rolls the two D10's.

5 and 3! 5+3+10 = 18

You do 18 Damage to EMPLOYEE A. He still has 2 health left.

Ichaiasy's turn

[Daft Pink]

Attacks
>Attack

Targets
>A

Fucking kill that ugly son of a ninny.