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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Geno on December 07, 2007, 09:38:50 PM

Title: Oh god.
Post by: Geno on December 07, 2007, 09:38:50 PM
I just found a book in my parent's room. It's about Teenage Sexuality. I was flipping through it and it was telling you how to get laid pretty much. I just have recently seen it so she must of just got it.

I don't think my parents have figured out that I lost my virginity along time ago >.>
Title: Re: Oh god.
Post by: TheAnonymusElmo on December 07, 2007, 09:39:51 PM
How did it tell you to get laid?  ::)
Title: Re: Oh god.
Post by: not famy on December 07, 2007, 09:40:51 PM
Quote from: TheAnonymusElmo on December 07, 2007, 09:39:51 PM
How did it tell you to get laid?  ::)
step 1: dont be ugly
lol 2 bad 4 u




burn
Title: Re: Oh god.
Post by: Geno on December 07, 2007, 09:41:01 PM
Quote from: TheAnonymusElmo on December 07, 2007, 09:39:51 PM
How did it tell you to get laid?  ::)
In huge detail. Even though I really did nothing that it said.
Title: Re: Oh god.
Post by: Syncopathic on December 07, 2007, 10:31:10 PM
in bed by 8 home by 11 GIGGITY!
Title: Re: Oh god.
Post by: Sgt.Chilly on December 07, 2007, 10:44:42 PM
Gramma -"Ya didn't use mah daterape pills didja?"
Early -"I didn't see your name on them!"
Title: Re: Oh god.
Post by: ZGDK on December 08, 2007, 12:19:53 PM
Teens don't need to have sex, most don't even know what its real purpose is.
Title: Re: Oh god.
Post by: Mystic on December 08, 2007, 12:22:36 PM
How to get laid:

Stick in pooper.
???
Baby
Title: Re: Oh god.
Post by: sleepin_dude_99 on December 08, 2007, 12:22:40 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 08, 2007, 12:19:53 PM
Teens don't need to have sex, most don't even know what its real purpose is.
Fun?
Title: Re: Oh god.
Post by: ZGDK on December 08, 2007, 12:25:10 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 08, 2007, 12:22:40 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 08, 2007, 12:19:53 PM
Teens don't need to have sex, most don't even know what its real purpose is.
Fun?

Please tell me you're being sarcastic. Basically most teens have no idea that sex is how you have babies.
Title: Re: Oh god.
Post by: Mystic on December 08, 2007, 12:28:39 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 08, 2007, 12:25:10 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 08, 2007, 12:22:40 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 08, 2007, 12:19:53 PM
Teens don't need to have sex, most don't even know what its real purpose is.
Fun?

Please tell me you're being sarcastic. Basically most teens have no idea that sex is how you have babies.
All teens know that.
Title: Re: Oh god.
Post by: L10 on December 08, 2007, 12:35:53 PM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on December 08, 2007, 12:28:39 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 08, 2007, 12:25:10 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 08, 2007, 12:22:40 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 08, 2007, 12:19:53 PM
Teens don't need to have sex, most don't even know what its real purpose is.
Fun?

Please tell me you're being sarcastic. Basically most teens have no idea that sex is how you have babies.
All teens know that.
you do?
Title: Re: Oh god.
Post by: The Seventh on December 08, 2007, 12:41:38 PM
Wow.  The book tells you how to get laid.

And you lost your virginity long ago?  Wierd.