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Started by Geno, December 07, 2007, 09:38:50 PM

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Geno

I just found a book in my parent's room. It's about Teenage Sexuality. I was flipping through it and it was telling you how to get laid pretty much. I just have recently seen it so she must of just got it.

I don't think my parents have figured out that I lost my virginity along time ago >.>

TheAnonymusElmo

How did it tell you to get laid?  ::)
"I will flip in the air, open my cheeks, and take a crap on you"-Kid at school


not famy

Quote from: TheAnonymusElmo on December 07, 2007, 09:39:51 PM
How did it tell you to get laid?  ::)
step 1: dont be ugly
lol 2 bad 4 u




burn

Geno

Quote from: TheAnonymusElmo on December 07, 2007, 09:39:51 PM
How did it tell you to get laid?  ::)
In huge detail. Even though I really did nothing that it said.

Syncopathic

in bed by 8 home by 11 GIGGITY!

Sgt.Chilly

Gramma -"Ya didn't use mah daterape pills didja?"
Early -"I didn't see your name on them!"

ZGDK

Teens don't need to have sex, most don't even know what its real purpose is.

Mystic

How to get laid:

Stick in pooper.
???
Baby

sleepin_dude_99

Quote from: ZGDK on December 08, 2007, 12:19:53 PM
Teens don't need to have sex, most don't even know what its real purpose is.
Fun?

ZGDK

Quote from: Kilroy on December 08, 2007, 12:22:40 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 08, 2007, 12:19:53 PM
Teens don't need to have sex, most don't even know what its real purpose is.
Fun?

Please tell me you're being sarcastic. Basically most teens have no idea that sex is how you have babies.

Mystic

Quote from: ZGDK on December 08, 2007, 12:25:10 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 08, 2007, 12:22:40 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 08, 2007, 12:19:53 PM
Teens don't need to have sex, most don't even know what its real purpose is.
Fun?

Please tell me you're being sarcastic. Basically most teens have no idea that sex is how you have babies.
All teens know that.

L10

Quote from: Mystic Swampert on December 08, 2007, 12:28:39 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 08, 2007, 12:25:10 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 08, 2007, 12:22:40 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 08, 2007, 12:19:53 PM
Teens don't need to have sex, most don't even know what its real purpose is.
Fun?

Please tell me you're being sarcastic. Basically most teens have no idea that sex is how you have babies.
All teens know that.
you do?
0o!f

The Seventh

Wow.  The book tells you how to get laid.

And you lost your virginity long ago?  Wierd.
meh