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Generally Speaking => RPs and Heartpieces => Topic started by: Thirdkoopa on March 16, 2010, 11:32:29 AM

Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Thirdkoopa on March 16, 2010, 11:32:29 AM
You know how this one works. Basically it goes like this:
User 1: I wish for *Something here*
User 2: Wish granted but *Insert something bad here* Happens

I'll start;

I wish I had working internet that would never fail.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Night the Lucario on March 16, 2010, 12:39:33 PM
Granted, however, your computer explodes, and in the explosion a large piece of your monitor stabs you in the lung, killing you in five minutes. More or less.

I wish that the Pokewalkers would let your pokemon level up more than once.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Turok on March 16, 2010, 12:54:55 PM
Quote from: Night the Lucario on March 16, 2010, 12:39:33 PM
I wish that the Pokewalkers would let your pokemon level up more than once.
Granted, but you can only level up twice. Ever. For any pokemon.

I wish I had money

Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JrDude on March 16, 2010, 02:39:42 PM
Granted, you had a penny yesterday but forgot you dropped it in the toilet.

I wish the thread that was like this didn't die.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Night the Lucario on March 16, 2010, 03:23:08 PM
Granted, it gets brought back to life, but it's evil and horribly twisted. Like something out of Pet Cemetery.

I wish that King's books were all as scary as that one.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: dawnwolfNxhoj on March 16, 2010, 05:07:00 PM
Granted, but the next sequel turns out to be disturbingly bright and happy

I wish that the Mighty Moshin Emo Rangers would have their new episode =(
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Night the Lucario on March 16, 2010, 05:11:05 PM
That would be scary.

Also, since I have no idea who you're talking about. Granted, but then everyone involved dies mysterious deaths, as do all fans and everyone investigating the murders.

I wish that I could catch a god forsaken Gyrados.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Dr.Hobo2 on March 16, 2010, 05:57:22 PM
Granted, but it is literally forsaken by God and he sends his army of angels to kill you.

I wish my Doctorate Degree was real and not drawn in crayon.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Night the Lucario on March 16, 2010, 06:15:04 PM
Granted. You have a PhD, and it's made out to Dr. Gregory House. Then you get arrested for malpractice and impersonating a celebrity.

I wish that I had a Midus Pinky.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Anarchy_Jas on March 16, 2010, 06:18:46 PM
Quote from: Night the Lucario on March 16, 2010, 06:15:04 PM
Granted. You have a PhD, and it's made out to Dr. Gregory House. Then you get arrested for malpractice and impersonating a celebrity.

I wish that I had a Midus Pinky.

You get it, but you go to pick your nose and end up dying because it turns to gold.

I wish I had doggy ears like InuYashsa! =O
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Night the Lucario on March 16, 2010, 06:20:52 PM
Granted. You're labled as a freak and a furry and crucified for making people think and children as odd questions nobody wants to answer.

I wish the Werewolf RP would start... or that someone would tell me the difference between a Werewolf RP and a regular, Sword-and-Sorcery RP that happens to have werewolves in it.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Anarchy_Jas on March 16, 2010, 07:14:08 PM
You end up even more confused than what you were because of the fine and specific details.

I wish I didn't  have to be so cold-hearted.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JrDude on March 16, 2010, 07:16:14 PM
Granted, you don't HAVE to be, but you still are.

I WISH I WISH I WAS A FISH
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Anarchy_Jas on March 16, 2010, 07:17:55 PM
Quote from: JrDude ♦ on March 16, 2010, 07:16:14 PM
Granted, you don't HAVE to be, but you still are.

I WISH I WISH I WAS A FISH

Granted, but- Hey look salmon! *Catches the JrDude-turned-fish, cooks, eats*

I wish I wasn't too tired to cook something good.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JrDude on March 16, 2010, 09:21:23 PM
I wish you didn't just insult me with that wish :|
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Thirdkoopa on March 17, 2010, 12:46:41 AM
Granted but she insults you after she edits and apologizes. To top that, she insults you in every other post you make there on.

I wish I had more friends in dubai ;-; (oh this one will be fun to corrupt)
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Night the Lucario on March 17, 2010, 03:22:13 AM
Granted, except someone decides to go around and kill everyone who know and everyone who knows you... and everyone in Dubai knows you. Guess what city's now a moking crater?

I wish I wished a wish for a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Thirdkoopa on March 17, 2010, 03:15:06 PM
Granted, but you wish for your wish to not exist, thus being impossible to make that wish.

I wish I could stay awake forever.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Night the Lucario on March 17, 2010, 03:28:28 PM
Granted. You never ever sleep, telling yourself that you can sleep when you're dead. Guess what? You die in thirty days.

I wish to play chess against everyone of you. And then have a game of monopoly.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Thirdkoopa on March 17, 2010, 03:29:51 PM
Granted but you lose to everyone and by monopoly everyone quits.

I wish for this thread to have less depressing corruptions.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Night the Lucario on March 17, 2010, 03:33:04 PM
But that's no fun!

...Granted, except everyone treats this like a game, as opposed to a new way to exercise their vindictive sides, and the violence to puppies all over the world increases exponentially.

I wish that this wish was corrupted to the worst you can possibly imagine it.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: dawnwolfNxhoj on March 17, 2010, 03:37:03 PM
Granted, but the wish is so corrupted that it drives whomever reads it to insanity

I wish that my skin would heal up and never go dry again.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Night the Lucario on March 17, 2010, 03:40:13 PM
But I'm already insane!

Granted. Except, because your skin never dries out, you get killed, skinned, and used as a canvas.

I wish that that was more lethal, really.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Dr.Hobo2 on March 17, 2010, 07:13:02 PM
Granted, the canvas becomes sentient and becomes more lethal. It remembers that it used to be DuskScorpioNxhoj and that you corrupted his wish and so you die a terrible death of being choked by a canvas...and the canvas smells of fish too.

I wish more people would watch Monty Python's Flying Circus.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Turok on March 17, 2010, 07:21:06 PM
Granted, but then everyone talks about it & it becomes a Super Meme & then you hate it, but can't get away from it. So you become a hermit.

I wish that George Lucas had made Star Wars episode 7 instead of episode I
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Night the Lucario on March 18, 2010, 01:55:30 PM
Granted, but it's worse than the Prequel trilogy... COMBINED!!!

I wish Troll Two didn't have such a following.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Turok on March 18, 2010, 02:15:17 PM
Granted, but it never did

I wish that Avatar was seen as the mediocre movie that it is, & that 3D TV & movies would just go away
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Night the Lucario on March 18, 2010, 02:22:21 PM
...I can't corrupt that! I AGREE WITH IT TOO MUCH, DAMN IT, AND CORRUPTING IT IS COMPROMISING MY OWN MORALS!!!!

I wish I knew where Buena's Password show was on the PkmnRadio.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Thirdkoopa on March 18, 2010, 04:53:41 PM
Granted but then your copy stops working forever.

I wish I would stop staying up late so much.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Turok on March 18, 2010, 08:44:43 PM
Granted, nut instead, you literally sleep all the time. And you die of malnourishment.

I wish that requirements for PC ports of Xbox games made sense.
(Fable, 128mb graphics card required? Didn't the Xbox only have a 32mb? WTF?)
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Thirdkoopa on March 19, 2010, 02:55:44 AM
Granted but then every PC out there stops running xbox games

I wish I'd stop making so many drug jokes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Night the Lucario on March 19, 2010, 12:56:36 PM
Granted, but you realize the graphics engines on computers and game consoles are different too late and Fable looks absolutely horrid. Worse than 8-Bit games.

I wish 8-Bit Theater would keep going.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Turok on March 19, 2010, 01:03:03 PM
Quote from: George Babbitt on March 19, 2010, 02:55:44 AM
Granted but then every PC out there stops running xbox games.
Quote from: Night the Lucario on March 19, 2010, 12:56:36 PM
Granted, but you realize the graphics engines on computers and game consoles are different too late and Fable looks absolutely horrid. Worse than 8-Bit games.
TIME PARADOX!
Quote from: George Babbitt on March 19, 2010, 02:55:44 AM
I wish I'd stop making so many drug jokes.
Granted, but you make religious jokes instead & get stoned to death by a mob of baptists
Quote from: Night the Lucario on March 19, 2010, 12:56:36 PM
I wish 8-Bit Theater would keep going.
Granted, but it goes on until even CDi Zelda is better

I wish I didn't get double teamed
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Night the Lucario on March 19, 2010, 01:05:41 PM
DAMNIT! I got postsnipped...

Granted. Now every time you post, YOU get postsnipped!

I wish that I could sing better. Or write better. Or both.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Thirdkoopa on March 19, 2010, 01:19:30 PM
Granted but nobody cares and you still wish to do both better but can never succeed at that. Eventually, your talent falls.

I wish I'd stop reading xkcd comics so much lately.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Turok on March 19, 2010, 01:23:20 PM
Granted, but you look at these instead http://brokenteapot.deviantart.com/ because they're even more awesome

I wish that I stopped staying up so late
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Night the Lucario on March 19, 2010, 06:37:42 PM
Granted, but you start sleeping for twenty hours and die from malnutrition.

...I wish that didn't remind me of an earlier corruption.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Dr.Hobo2 on March 19, 2010, 10:32:35 PM
Granted, but you also forget your identity, social security number, and you have just fallen victim to identity theft. Now you roam the country along the rail road tracks leading the life of a hobo until you get stolen away by some CIA agent who knows about your mysterious past. He takes you to nsfcd and shows you your post which causes you to reread my corruption and you repeat this monotonous cycle until the day you die!

...whew, talk about corruption there!

I wish I had the ability to emanate a sneeze beam from my crotch
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Night the Lucario on March 20, 2010, 10:04:24 AM
...Er... what? Alright, granted, except your crotch is replaced by a nose... which is still attached to your face.

I wish I could get that picture out of my head now...
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Thirdkoopa on March 20, 2010, 11:27:20 AM
Granted but now every pornographic or sick thought in the world is linked to your head.

I wish I didn't feel tired right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Zero on March 20, 2010, 02:18:12 PM
Granted but you'll feel tired later.

I wish I would stop eating brownies
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: dawnwolfNxhoj on March 20, 2010, 02:38:43 PM
Hmmm, granted, except you start eating cookies instead and start to get really sugar high and start to immediately consume all sugar loaded foods within the area

I wish that  we could have at least one dosage of snow each winter in the area I live in
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Dr.Hobo2 on March 20, 2010, 02:40:08 PM
Granted, but it's during the summer so the snow melts almost immediately.

I wish I had a spare pair of defibrillators.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Night the Lucario on March 20, 2010, 02:44:48 PM
Granted, except you can't reach either pair in the next twelve seconds, so you die of a heart attack.

I wish you paid more attention to the wish corrupted by Dr.Hobo2, particularly where he said EACH WINTER, not each year.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Thirdkoopa on March 20, 2010, 04:41:19 PM
Granted but you lose attention span of everything else.

I wish Night the Lucario would stop using deaths so much in his corruptions.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JrDude on March 21, 2010, 12:28:34 AM
Granted, but you die.

I wish the corruption of this wish was so corrupt, that it negatively affected the person corrupting it too.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Thirdkoopa on March 21, 2010, 03:29:58 AM
Granted; Every user now on this page gets a virus infecting there computers that manages to infect them as well. You are now immortal, but your suffering will be almost completely unbearable. And nobody will believe you.

I wish I'd be a bit less lazy.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Night the Lucario on March 21, 2010, 09:58:42 AM
Granted, but you are now tortured, maimed, blinded, and rendered completely immobile. And you live. Forever.

I wish this wish was corrupted.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Anarchy_Jas on March 24, 2010, 07:27:24 PM
It becomes so corrupted that it comes to life and starts eating souls.

I wish I didn't feel so alone. D=
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Turok on March 24, 2010, 08:00:05 PM
Granted, you are now the only girl in an all male harem, enjoy not being able to sit down for the rest of your life, you can also now eat Big Macs in a single bite.

I wish that didn't sound so darn disturbing
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Anarchy_Jas on March 24, 2010, 08:07:17 PM
*Eyetwitch*

... Granted... but what you corrupted me with happens to you instead, thus making it sound less disturbing to me.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JrDude on March 24, 2010, 11:03:51 PM
Granted but

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.....
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Turok on March 24, 2010, 11:53:35 PM
Quote from: JrDude ♦ on March 24, 2010, 11:03:51 PM
I wish I didn't procra
Granted, you do it even more.

I wish I had more money
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Modern Nomad on March 25, 2010, 01:13:01 AM
Granted But with all that money you have already bought everything in the world and are already bored with it all. Also you have become a fat slob and can't get any women or man (depending on prefrences) to love you.

I wish I had my virginity back.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Magnum on March 25, 2010, 01:19:05 AM
Quote from: Modern Nomad on March 25, 2010, 01:13:01 AM
Granted But with all that money you have already bought everything in the world and are already bored with it all. Also you have become a fat slob and can't get any women or man (depending on prefrences) to love you.

I wish I had my virginity back.
Granted, but you then procede to get gangbanged by a guy named Ted and a she-male named Bob.

I wish someone wouldn't ruin my wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Modern Nomad on March 25, 2010, 01:21:56 AM
Granted Nothing happens

I wish people would follow the rules.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JrDude on March 25, 2010, 02:22:39 AM
Quote from: Modern Nomad on March 25, 2010, 01:21:56 AM
Granted Nothing happens

I wish people would follow the rules.
Granted, we all (you included) become furries and don't count ourselves as people, and break all the rules.

I wish I didn't just create a disturbing image in my head with that message.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Night the Lucario on March 25, 2010, 03:41:09 AM
Granted. We all turn into furries and begin to break all of the rules(since when most people say 'people', they mean people of their own species... I mean sentients, personally...), and you don't get any disturbing images because of that. Then you get turned into a kit(fox child) and yiffed. ;P *giggles nonsensically*

Is that evil or what?

I wish Love didn't hurt so badly...
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: SkyMyl on March 25, 2010, 04:13:09 PM
Granted, Love now hurts as if it was a fire ant.

I wish I had more time to do things.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Night the Lucario on March 25, 2010, 04:31:16 PM
Trust me, that would be an improvement...

Granted, you're now dead. Except you don't realize it, so you continue to do everything as you once did. And you have all the time in eternity to do everything.

I wish I knew The Doctor.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Dr.Hobo2 on March 25, 2010, 07:20:33 PM
Granted but it turns out you weren't specific and now you know me. D:

I wish I had some sopapillas.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Thirdkoopa on March 25, 2010, 07:23:33 PM
Granted but they're poisonous so you get a stomach bug for three weeks.

I wish for a fish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Modern Nomad on March 25, 2010, 09:28:44 PM
Granted however they eat you

I wish I had more Candy.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Turok on March 25, 2010, 09:41:35 PM
Quote from: Modern Nomad on March 25, 2010, 09:28:44 PM
I wish I had more Candy.
Granted, you now have 20 girls named Candy, oh did I mention they're all cannibals? have fun

I wish I had a Watermelon
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JrDude on March 25, 2010, 10:01:50 PM
Granted, a hobo from the street gives you a Watermelon, there is a hole in the side of the watermelon with white stuff dripping out.

I wish I was as happy as I am after dance during school
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Thirdkoopa on March 26, 2010, 12:15:02 PM
Granted but you end up making bad choices in your life and lying to yourself about them to keep yourself happy.

I wish I didn't have to hear so much religion talk from my sister. ^___^
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Turok on March 26, 2010, 12:32:08 PM
Quote from: Third K on March 26, 2010, 12:15:02 PM
I wish I didn't have to hear so much religion talk from my sister. ^___^
Granted, you're now deaf.

I wish that Obama wasn't an idiot (or is he actually meaning to screw up?)
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: SkyMyl on March 26, 2010, 03:21:47 PM
Granted; he is now a cat.

I wish that my computer was faster.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: dawnwolfNxhoj on March 26, 2010, 03:52:55 PM
Granted, but the mechanics and all the other mechanical stuff get so stressed out that your computer eventully blows up, leaving you with a ash covered face

I wish that pollen season would pass already(I HATE my allergies)
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Thirdkoopa on March 26, 2010, 04:07:43 PM
Granted but by pollen season passing, it becomes an extremely hot summer, thus burning parts of your skin.

I wish we'd finish up with making 10k posts
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: SkyMyl on March 26, 2010, 05:00:55 PM
Granted. We're finishing this by Sunday. Incorruptible wish.

I wish that my family wasn't so poor.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Night the Lucario on March 26, 2010, 06:06:48 PM
Granted. Your family suddenly becomes so incredibly rich they start paying people to pay people to pay people. Then they get arrested for stealing all of the funds of everywhere.

I wish that Shiva was as close to completion as Quezacotl was...
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Thirdkoopa on March 26, 2010, 06:12:37 PM
Granted, but then all summons now do 1 damage.

I wish I didn't have an 8 hour car ride earlier today.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Turok on March 26, 2010, 07:08:31 PM
Granted, it was really an eight hour tricycle ride.

I wish that my sister didn't just spill my dinner on the floor ;_______________________;
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JrDude on March 26, 2010, 10:26:42 PM
Granted, it's now in the used toilet, and you are bing forced by the genie to eat it anyway.

I wish I could think of a better wish to wish for rather than this dumbass wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Turok on March 26, 2010, 10:30:33 PM
Quote from: JrDude ♦ on March 26, 2010, 10:26:42 PM
I wish I could think of a better wish to wish for rather than this dumbass wish.
Granted, here is a dish of fish for you to finish (lol attempt at rhyming)

I wish that I didn't have to eat a 1 fish & a 2 fish to eat a red fish
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Rayquarian on March 27, 2010, 12:38:15 AM
Granted; however, since you killed Red Fish while 1 and 2 were still alive, they were able to alert Blue Fish.  Just as you are invading his fortress, Blue manages to escape in the nick of time.  Exhausted, you head back home and forget about the incident.  Meanwhile, Blue feels the need to avenge Red; he assembles an army of krill, which begin an assault on your country.  After a long war which you completely ignore, the krill army captures your country's leader and Blue tells your leader his demands: your head on a silver platter.  The army invades your home, but you were watching the news and was able to escape.  However, Blue is waiting for you with a railgun.  He blabbers on forever about how you poke his heart or something, while you fall to sleep.  Suddenly, you feel a nail drive through your heart!  Blue says something poetic; however, you're too dead to appreciate it. you die.

I wish that my wish corruptions were more detailed, imaginative, and creative.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Thirdkoopa on March 27, 2010, 04:11:29 AM
Granted, but it never becomes granted.

I wish I didn't have odd changes between being hungry and not.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: dawnwolfNxhoj on March 27, 2010, 12:20:48 PM
Granted, but then you start having odd chances of being thirsty or not

I wish that something random would happened that DOESN'T (repeat, DOESN'T) involve death, arson, rape, murder, suffering, & just about anything else negative.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Night the Lucario on March 27, 2010, 12:25:24 PM
Granted. The world and universe suddenly become so extraordinarily ordered and organized that nobody is insane anymore. There is no randomness. No fun. No games. No imagination. Just order, law, and peace.

I wish that was less horrible than anyone you realize.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Thirdkoopa on March 27, 2010, 05:45:22 PM
Granted, but the wish and the corruption actually come true.

I wish I'd stop being hungry at night.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JrDude on March 28, 2010, 12:18:49 AM
Granted, you become hungry at 1AM which is technically morning while you sleep, then eat your pillow without realizing it until you awaken.

I wish you would stop reading this sentence after the word now, but since you are still reading this you obviously failed at the wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: dawnwolfNxhoj on April 08, 2010, 02:27:08 AM
Granted, but we all somehow succed in the wish despite what you've said

I wish that an anvil would fall on somebody that I don't know
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Modern Nomad on April 08, 2010, 10:59:35 AM
Granted the anvil falls and hits a guy in the foot, however it had your name on it and he killed you.

I wish i was out of school.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on April 08, 2010, 07:34:36 PM
Quote from: Modern Nomad on April 08, 2010, 10:59:35 AM
Granted the anvil falls and hits a guy in the foot, however it had your name on it and he killed you.

I wish i was out of school.
Terrorists bomb your state's capitol.

I wish I would be good enough to notice new werewolfs and participate in them.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Dr.Hobo2 on April 08, 2010, 07:40:48 PM
Granted...literally. You notice a real were wolf. You participate in him by being his lunch.

I wish I wasn't addicted to this video.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on April 08, 2010, 07:48:44 PM
You become addicted, but a little too much. Because you are watching this thing 20/7 (And only get 4 hours of sleep), you lose your job, and lose your internet. Because of this, you get massive withdrawals that eventually kill you in a most horrific headache.

I wish for a pet fobby.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: dawnwolfNxhoj on April 16, 2010, 07:43:19 PM
Granted, but the fobby turns out to be a fake, and when you try to return it to the people you got it from, you're captured and sold as a slave.

I wish that this year didn't go by so fast;-;
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Mystic on April 16, 2010, 08:09:45 PM
No more years left.

I wish I had a job.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Modern Nomad on April 17, 2010, 12:45:38 PM
Granted however you new job is that of a prostitute and now have aids.

I wish I was better at MW2.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on April 17, 2010, 12:50:21 PM
You become so good nobody want to play with you. EVER.

I wish for cake.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Modern Nomad on April 17, 2010, 12:54:24 PM
Granted however i cant corrupt a lie so you can be happy.

I wish someone would make me a good sig.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Turok on April 17, 2010, 08:33:21 PM
Granted, but the server the sig is stored on gets hacked & it is replaced with a first grader's drawing, complete with spilled apple juice.

I wish for world peace.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on April 17, 2010, 08:46:34 PM
Quote from: RockMan on April 17, 2010, 08:33:21 PM
Granted, but the server the sig is stored on gets hacked & it is replaced with a first grader's drawing, complete with spilled apple juice.

I wish for world peace.
Everybody on Earth dissaperes.

I wish for a 360 compatible absolute port of Metal Gear Solid 2 that works perfectly fine.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Allegretto on April 17, 2010, 08:51:09 PM
*I Don't know which one you are saying works fine so I will insert 3 different corrupts :3*

1.Granted but your 360 Goes up in flames every time you try to play.

2. Granted but Metal Gear Solid 2 always shreds as soon as you start up the Xbox, if said game is inside :3.

3. Granted but the moment you begin to have fun you are pulled into an alternate dimension where all you can play is Dilos Raeg Latem. On the PS2.

I wish tails was real, and was my Girlfriend/Boyfriend. <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Turok on April 17, 2010, 09:03:49 PM
Quote from: Tails on April 17, 2010, 08:51:09 PM
I wish tails was real, and was my Girlfriend/Boyfriend. <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
Granted, but the furries in the world mob you due to jealousy

I wish that this didn't feel like yet another psychoanalyst session involving assumed personalities.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on April 17, 2010, 09:18:30 PM
Granted, it feels like a random bunch of horrible possibilities. Also, you get eaten by a cow.

I wish Star didn't save over my super awesome, old G&W sig I had back on Oldsider.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: dawnwolfNxhoj on April 18, 2010, 10:27:01 AM
Hmm, granted, but at some point, it'll change into a  a disturbingly cute sig.

I wish for a small space rock to land NEAR my house, not on it and not to hit a random person.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Allegretto on April 18, 2010, 11:30:38 AM
Granted but it causes an explosion so fierce it evaporates the worlds oceans.

I wish for free Manga.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Turok on April 18, 2010, 02:42:59 PM
Quote from: Tails on April 18, 2010, 11:30:38 AM
Granted but it causes an explosion so fierce it evaporates the worlds oceans.

I wish for free Manga.
Granted, you recieve a link to Ye Old Bay of Pirates, & also an FBI tracker rootkit. Have fun in prison.

I wish that people didn't take conveniences for granted
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Allegretto on April 19, 2010, 05:16:07 AM
Granted but they take everything else for granted.

I wish I could make the *Three face* :3
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Thirdkoopa on April 19, 2010, 05:51:04 AM
Granted but you get a RRoD and get bored of it afterwards.

I wish I wasn't hungry.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on April 19, 2010, 03:13:06 PM
Ganted. You become so full, your stomach explodes.

I wish for the possibility to see the world famous Woodstock concert in 1969.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Irene Adler on April 19, 2010, 03:15:18 PM
Quote from: Ninten on April 19, 2010, 03:13:06 PM
Ganted. You become so full, your stomach explodes.

I wish for the possibility to see the world famous Woodstock concert in 1969.
Granted, it's their worst performance ever because you're there.

I wish for the possibility to get a better bed.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on April 19, 2010, 03:17:14 PM
Granted, you get a grave. :3 (You won't mind, you're "dead" tired!)

I wish for the power to absolutely control gravity.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Irene Adler on April 19, 2010, 03:20:14 PM
Quote from: Ninten on April 19, 2010, 03:17:14 PM
Granted, you get a grave. :3 (You won't mind, you're "dead" tired!)

I wish for the power to absolutely control gravity.
Granted, you completely **** up the universe and die.

I wish for the power to be able to ask a question without getting a rediculess answer.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on April 19, 2010, 04:00:20 PM
Granted, but it's pretty boring. :|

I wish DragonForce didn't exist
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Irene Adler on April 19, 2010, 04:23:10 PM
Quote from: Ninten on April 19, 2010, 04:00:20 PM
Granted, but it's pretty boring. :|

I wish DragonForce didn't exist
Granted, they're now Dragon's Force.
I wish Doodle would stop making alts.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on April 19, 2010, 04:55:02 PM
Quote from: Irene Adler on April 19, 2010, 04:23:10 PM
Granted, they're now Dragon's Force.
I wish Doodle would stop making alts.
Granted, but Mack is still NoFun.

I wish I could get a working DS.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: DSGamer3002 on April 19, 2010, 06:12:22 PM
Granted, but it breaks a day later.

I wish it was August already...
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Mystic on April 19, 2010, 06:14:49 PM
Granted, but tomorrow is March.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of band-aids.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Irene Adler on April 19, 2010, 07:07:23 PM
Granted, but then you get aids.
I wish that I could fly.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on April 19, 2010, 08:19:58 PM
Granted, you run into an airplane.

I wish Kiwi never died. T_T
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: dawnwolfNxhoj on April 19, 2010, 10:26:44 PM
Granted, but Kiwi is captured and tortured for the rest of his immortal life, suffering from excrutiating pain

I wish for something random to happen that doesn't involve death, destruction, national disasters, natural disasters, or me. Pain and suffering are welcomed.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Irene Adler on April 19, 2010, 11:10:11 PM
Quote from: Black Mage on April 19, 2010, 10:26:44 PM
Granted, but Kiwi is captured and tortured for the rest of his immortal life, suffering from excrutiating pain

I wish for something random to happen that doesn't involve death, destruction, national disasters, natural disasters, or me. Pain and suffering are welcomed.
Granted, you're locked in a box with no method of excape for eternity.
I wish that I didn't have to go to school.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JrDude on April 19, 2010, 11:17:23 PM
Granted, you are now forced to live in school, you no longer go, since you are already there, while there you are forced to learn the same thing all day with break and lunch being your only time for sleep once a day.

I wish I was da bomb
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Allegretto on April 20, 2010, 01:58:55 AM
Granted but you blow up and take no one with you.

I wish I could run as fast as a person.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on April 20, 2010, 04:31:50 PM
Granted, but you're still pretty slow.

I wish I could play MGS right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Allegretto on April 20, 2010, 05:18:53 PM
Granted but it freezes in the first cut scene.

I wish we could find a game.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on April 20, 2010, 05:54:10 PM
Quote from: Tails on April 20, 2010, 05:18:53 PM
Granted but it freezes in the first cut scene.

I wish we could find a game.
HAHAHA you've had that problem too?

Granted, but the game you find is Superman 64.

I wish I could find a computer version of MGS3.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: arachnid on April 21, 2010, 12:47:24 PM
Granted .


But it looses all of its memory whenever you use the keyboard.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on April 21, 2010, 03:18:18 PM
Granted, but since you didn't wish for anything, god spins "The Wheel of Horribly Random Misfortunes." As such, your computer explodes, causing all of North America to have a severe Ice Age.

I wish people would remember to wish for things.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: The Riddler on April 21, 2010, 03:43:28 PM
Granted, but their wishes are intercourse ing stupid and ungrantable.

I wish for the ability to fly.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JrDude on April 21, 2010, 04:07:36 PM
Granted, you sprout wings and can now fly. You then fly to a high building and land, then jump off to fly some more, but you lose the ability to fly since you can only fly once.

I wish hsiw I
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Allegretto on April 21, 2010, 04:51:37 PM
detnarG

.hsiw taht hsiwnu ot enoemos rof hsiw I
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: The Riddler on April 21, 2010, 04:54:23 PM
Granted, and you looked like an idiot.

I wish to be able to make 100 posts by midnight.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: DSGamer3002 on April 21, 2010, 05:02:47 PM
Granted, but all of the posts contain pictures of your genitalia and you get eternally banned for posting them.

I wish taking AP tests wasn't required for getting the college credit in the courses.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Dr.Hobo2 on April 21, 2010, 08:01:11 PM
Granted, it is replaced with tests normally used to get into fraternity houses.

I wish I knew how to speak German
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: The Riddler on April 21, 2010, 08:02:11 PM
Quote from: Dr.Hobo2 on April 21, 2010, 08:01:11 PM
Granted, it is replaced with tests normally used to get into fraternity houses.

I wish I knew how to speak German
Granted. You are now a Nazi just after World War 2 and are being tried for War Crimes. Good luck.

I wish I could make ONE MORE POST to hit 100. <3
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on April 21, 2010, 08:04:41 PM
Granted. But the forums crash. GG

I wish I had the will to get good grades in school. :(
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: The Riddler on April 21, 2010, 08:05:23 PM
Quote from: Ninten on April 21, 2010, 08:04:41 PM
Granted. But the forums crash. GG

I wish I had the will to get good grades in school. :(
I choose to disregard this wish.
STOP BEING EVERY OTHER POST.

I wish people would respect these threads. :3
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on April 21, 2010, 08:06:29 PM
Quote from: Lance on April 21, 2010, 08:05:23 PM
I choose to disregard this wish.
STOP BEING EVERY OTHER POST.

I wish people would respect these threads. :3
Granted. You and I respect this thread.

I wish for my previous wish. :(
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Dr.Hobo2 on April 21, 2010, 08:08:11 PM
Granted, your previous wish comes back in a tangible form...but you can't do anything with that so you crumple it up and throw it away.

I wish somebody would do a backflip
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on April 21, 2010, 08:09:39 PM
Quote from: Dr.Hobo2 on April 21, 2010, 08:08:11 PM
Granted, your previous wish comes back in a tangible form...but you can't do anything with that so you crumple it up and throw it away.

I wish somebody would do a backflip
Granted. They complete the Backflip sucessfully, thereby dissapointing you because you wished for someone to get hurt.

I wish I wasn't so tired in the morning.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: The Riddler on April 21, 2010, 08:10:41 PM
Quote from: Ninten on April 21, 2010, 08:09:39 PM
Granted. They complete the Backflip sucessfully, thereby dissapointing you because you wished for someone to get hurt.

I wish I wasn't so tired in the morning.
Disregarding this wish.

STOP BEING EVERY OTHER POST.

I wish Ninten would stop being every other post.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JrDude on April 21, 2010, 08:26:04 PM
Granted, but watch, he will be the next post.

I wish for another peanut butter nutter butter.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on April 21, 2010, 08:30:18 PM
Granted, but I like it so much, I steal it from you.

I wish Rob would realize I REALLY don't have much better to do right now. :|
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JrDude on April 21, 2010, 08:34:45 PM
Granted, but you don't realize you're still an idiot for doing it.

This isn't a wish, if someone is going to abuse a thread similar to this, they should get a temp ban. I don't mean posting after someone that posted after you, I mean posting every other post over and over and on purpose.

I wish...
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Dr.Hobo2 on April 21, 2010, 08:43:11 PM
gran...

I wish I had the voice of Andrew Ryan
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Turok on April 21, 2010, 08:59:09 PM
Quote from: Dr.Hobo2 on April 21, 2010, 08:43:11 PM
I wish I had the voice of Andrew Ryan
Granted, but you slur your wish at the wrong time, so you have the voice of Meg Ryan instead.

I wish the internet wasn't such serious business.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: arachnid on April 28, 2010, 05:40:09 PM
Granted but all image searches result in Barny the dinosaur pictures.


I wish i had an army of spiders to do my bidding.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Thirdkoopa on April 28, 2010, 05:45:40 PM
Granted but starting slowly and gaining momentum the spiders start to attack you and eventually not listen to any of your orders whilst overpowering you.

I wish I'd stop overthinking things.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Allegretto on April 30, 2010, 10:44:43 PM
Granted, but you under think things so much you decided to bungie jump without a bungie cord.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on May 02, 2010, 07:50:19 PM
Granted, but since you didn't wish for anything, god spins the Wheel of Horribly Random Misfortunes, where it lands on a square saying you lose a turn.

I wish for all the games I was good at back in the day in NSFCD's arcade to reappear so I can claim victories in each one and become god of the arcade again.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Modern Nomad on May 02, 2010, 11:35:36 PM
Granted but as soon as you are the champ they dissipate before you can claim that your the best.

I Wish Halo reach beta would come out already 
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: DSGamer3002 on May 03, 2010, 01:17:14 AM
Granted, but the game ends up being terribly disappointing and the beta has hundreds of glitches that are far from fun to encounter.

I wish it was June 11th.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Rayquarian on May 03, 2010, 05:15:46 PM
Quote from: Arcane Saiph on May 03, 2010, 01:17:14 AM
Granted, but the game ends up being terribly disappointing and the beta has hundreds of glitches that are far from fun to encounter.

I wish it was June 11th.
Granted.  It's 1184 BC and you live in Troy.

I wish for infinite wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JrDude on May 03, 2010, 05:23:42 PM
Granted, I am now free from my lamp, you are now stuck in the lamp and have infinite wishes that you need to grant whenever someone rubs you.

I wish I could think of a better wish than this.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Rayquarian on May 03, 2010, 05:33:41 PM
Quote from: JrDude ჱܓ on May 03, 2010, 05:23:42 PM
Granted, I am now free from my lamp, you are now stuck in the lamp and have infinite wishes that you need to grant whenever someone rubs you.

I wish I could think of a better wish than this.
Granted; you wish to take my place in my lamp.

I wish Sceptile was an OU Grass/Dragon type with awesome stats, an awesome movepool, and an ability that makes Ice type attacks not very effective.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on May 03, 2010, 05:43:40 PM
Quote from: Rayquarian on May 03, 2010, 05:33:41 PM
Granted; you wish to take my place in my lamp.

I wish Sceptile was an OU Grass/Dragon type with awesome stats, an awesome movepool, and an ability that makes Ice type attacks not very effective.
Granted, but he's still not as awesome an Gengar.

I wish I had a working DS.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Allegretto on May 04, 2010, 11:59:00 AM
Granted but you can't play it.

I wish I had the Geass.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Rayquarian on May 04, 2010, 03:00:11 PM
Granted, but you lose control of it and explode into a bloody pulp for no apparent reason.

I wish I got a pea.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: dawnwolfNxhoj on November 03, 2010, 06:48:33 PM
Granted, but the pea is lost,you get mysterious back pains each night, and cannot see anything under your mattress that could be causing the pain

I wish i could get money for free without worrying about all possible legal forms that will try to prosecute me
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Neerb on November 08, 2010, 08:02:42 PM
Granted, but what you didn't account for is ILlegal forms, and it all gets taken by pirates.

I wish for 5 strips of bacon.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silverhawk79 on November 09, 2010, 11:35:41 AM
Quote from: Neerb on November 08, 2010, 08:02:42 PM
Granted, but what you didn't account for is ILlegal forms, and it all gets taken by pirates.

I wish for 5 strips of bacon.
Granted, but they're burnt to a crisp and unenjoyable.
I wish I had $20.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Rayquarian on November 09, 2010, 12:17:17 PM
Greanted, but the money is locked in a safe, which is then thrown deep into the Atlantic Ocean.

I wish I had a beautiful and sexy and completely loyal servant girl/companion who'd stay by my side for all eternity. (What I really wish for is an uncorruptable wish, but wishing for that would be easy to corrupt)
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on November 09, 2010, 03:05:54 PM
Granted, but she has a penis.

I wish I could get a good control scheme going for Daggerfall.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silverhawk79 on November 09, 2010, 06:19:56 PM
Granted, but you break both your hands before you get to play it.
I wish I were a great programmer.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Kayo on November 09, 2010, 06:27:58 PM
Granted, but you become stranded on a deserted island and can't use your programming skills.

I wish for three more wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JrDude on November 09, 2010, 06:55:43 PM
Granted, these 3 wishes are yours to grant to somebody else, you will get 3 more wishes until someone wishes for you to be free or wishes to take your place, until then here's a lamp for you to live in for the rest for your undying life, there's no air conditioning and no heater and you can't use magic while inside it, the lamp must be rubbed by hands for a good whole minute until you are released from it. I'm just gonna throw this lamp in the exact center of the garbage dump and you'll be set.

I wish I could fly!
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on November 09, 2010, 07:06:19 PM
*Resists making a Twisted Metal reference*

Granted, you can now fly 1 inch off the ground, really REALLY slowly.

I wish pirated games would actually work on the internet.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silverhawk79 on November 09, 2010, 07:22:55 PM
Granted, but only 2 people actually play it now, and they're both never online.
I wish I had more music.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Tupin on November 09, 2010, 10:00:20 PM
Granted, but it's all on wax cylinders.

I wish that Sonic 2006 was good.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Neerb on November 09, 2010, 10:02:52 PM
Granted, but then the creators die so every game afterward is even worse than the original 06.

I wish for Sonic Colors for Wii.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JrDude on November 09, 2010, 10:37:17 PM
Granted, you now have a copy of Sonic Colors for your Wiiwii, aka your penis. It goes into the tip and you can play it in your mind. Corruption: It's very painful to put in.

I wish I had awesome super powers.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Neerb on November 10, 2010, 11:21:20 AM
Granted: you have BACON VISION. But you're allergic to pork.

I wish time would stop.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Rayquarian on November 10, 2010, 11:39:57 AM
Quote from: Neerb on November 10, 2010, 11:21:20 AM
Granted: you have BACON VISION. But you're allergic to pork.

I wish time would stop.
Granted; a giant blackhole from another dimension stops time in this dimension, but in the process, painfully slices your body into 1805 pieces, then locking you in a time loop where this repeats over and over ad nauseam and over ad infinitium forever for all time...but time has stopped so this never happens, causing a paradox which destroys the entire universe.

I wish I had FAIRY ODDPARENTS!
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Neerb on November 10, 2010, 12:49:08 PM
Granted.

(http://www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/2010/08/fairly-odd-parents-live-action.jpg)
(http://www.nickutopia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/The-Fairly-OddParents-Movie.jpg)

I wish I had cake and could eat it too.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silverhawk79 on November 10, 2010, 04:24:50 PM
Quote from: Neerb on November 10, 2010, 12:49:08 PM
Granted.

(http://www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/2010/08/fairly-odd-parents-live-action.jpg)
(http://www.nickutopia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/The-Fairly-OddParents-Movie.jpg)

I wish I had cake and could eat it too.
GEORGE COSTANZA AS COSMO WAT
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: SkyMyl on November 10, 2010, 04:43:37 PM
Quote from: Neerb on November 10, 2010, 12:49:08 PM
I wish I had cake and could eat it too.
Granted, but the cake is poisoned.

I wish I had a muffin.

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 10, 2010, 04:24:50 PM
GEORGE COSTANZA AS COSMO WAT
Hey Silver. Guess what?

[spoiler]ASSASSINATED (http://nsfcd.com/index.php?topic=36897.0), ninny. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ptitlel9hiod7i?from=Main.ThisIsForEmphasisBitch)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silverhawk79 on November 10, 2010, 04:57:17 PM
Quote from: SkyMyl on November 10, 2010, 04:43:37 PM
Granted, but the cake is poisoned.

I wish I had a muffin.
Hey Silver. Guess what?

[spoiler]ASSASSINATED (http://nsfcd.com/index.php?topic=36897.0), ninny. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ptitlel9hiod7i?from=Main.ThisIsForEmphasisBitch)[/spoiler]
(ノ `Дยด)ノ ~┻━┻
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on November 11, 2010, 12:28:33 PM
Quote from: SkyMyl on November 10, 2010, 04:43:37 PM
Granted, but the cake is poisoned.

I wish I had a muffin.

Granted: You now have a prune and grapefruit muffin.

I wish people on MvC2 would stop being so cheap.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Kayo on January 13, 2011, 11:16:51 AM
Granted but you're no longer allowed to access MvC2, ever.

I with this thread didn't die for the past 2 months.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Rayquarian on January 13, 2011, 02:02:23 PM
Granted.  You died in its place.

I wish I had a pet dragon
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Kayo on January 13, 2011, 02:11:52 PM
Granted but it kills you.

I wish I had a perfectly edible donut that won't harm me in any way.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on January 13, 2011, 03:03:21 PM
Quote from: Kayollini Pomodoro on January 13, 2011, 02:11:52 PM
Granted but it kills you.

I wish I had a perfectly edible donut that won't harm me in any way.
Granted: worst donut ever.

I WISH THIS DOWNLOAD WOULD DOWNLOAD ALREADY! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Jhen Mohran on January 13, 2011, 09:06:09 PM
Your wish is granted, ze. The download finished, but now your computer has malware on it.

I wish that insomnia didn't exist.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Kayo on January 13, 2011, 09:08:32 PM
Quote from: Marisa on January 13, 2011, 09:06:09 PM
Your wish is granted, ze. The download finished, but now your computer has malware on it.

I wish that insomnia didn't exist.
Breaking the rules because: ME TOO ;_;

Eh. Granted but now you have chronic HYPERSOMNIA.

I wish apples were purple.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Jhen Mohran on January 13, 2011, 09:15:35 PM
Another granted wish! However, the apples turn out to be poisonous as a result of their mutation.

I wish work was easier to find these days.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silverhawk79 on January 13, 2011, 09:18:16 PM
Granted, but your job is to balance a chair on your chin. ALL. DAY. LONG.
I wish I had something to eat.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: dawnwolfNxhoj on January 13, 2011, 09:19:18 PM
Granted, but it's a live octopus.
I wish for a plant to land near me
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Kayo on January 13, 2011, 09:20:37 PM
Granted. But it's a mutant carnivorous plant that eats you

I wish I could live without you here~
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Jhen Mohran on January 14, 2011, 10:18:51 AM
Another curious wish granted, ze. In your newfound pride, knowing you can live without the comfort of another person, you rush to the nearest store to buy a Snickers bar as a reward of sorts. Suddenly, just when you're about to eat the Snickers bar, a shark crashes from whatever object was behind you, and chomps down on you, including the Snickers bar. Then he hops back to the ocean and life moves on, ze.

I wish that I had a bagel.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Neerb on January 15, 2011, 12:03:20 PM
Granted. It's cold and stale and you have absolutely nothing to put on it. No cream cheese, no jam, no sandwich materials, nothing.

I wish for a double rainbow.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Kayo on January 15, 2011, 05:21:58 PM
Granted. A double rainbow appears in the sky, but you miss it because at that very moment you are kidnapped and taken into a basement and beaten savagely.

I wish it was the 21st.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Jhen Mohran on January 15, 2011, 05:36:56 PM
Granted. It's the 21st of March, and you slept for months, ze.

I wish for a dragon that breathed peppermints instead of fire.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Kayo on January 15, 2011, 06:15:47 PM
Quote from: Marisa on January 15, 2011, 05:36:56 PM
Granted. It's the 21st of March, and you slept for months, ze.

I wish for a dragon that breathed peppermints instead of fire.
Granted but the dragon is the size of a blue whale and the peppermints are so big and heavy they'll kill you.

I wish for a sandwich.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JrDude on January 15, 2011, 06:40:58 PM
Granted, but from now on whenever you eat a sandwich, you have to yell "MY MANWICH!" after every bite. Burgers count as sandwiches in this wish.

I wish I could have thought of a more creative and humorous wish than this.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Neerb on January 15, 2011, 06:44:11 PM
Granted, but unfortunately you only thought of it, you didn't actually bother to type it.

I wish for lotsa spaghetti.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Kayo on January 15, 2011, 09:24:34 PM
Granted. Turns out "Lotsa Spaghetti" is actually the name of a bomb that will kill you and your family (even if they're nowhere near you) in 6 seconds. Should've wished for lots of spaghetti instead.

I wish it was summer.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on January 16, 2011, 12:25:19 AM
Granted, all the snow instantly melts, and floods the intercourse  out of everything.

I wish everybody a happy belated new year!
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Jhen Mohran on January 16, 2011, 04:05:11 PM
Another wish granted by the lawyer genie, ze.



I wish that allergies didn't exist.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: dawnwolfNxhoj on January 16, 2011, 10:55:33 PM
Granted, but other-worldy viruses are found and spreaded, contaminating only you for some reason. The symptoms are uneccessary extra limbs, nonstop sneezing, and itchy skin.

I wish for the ability to re-assemble objects to their original state without suffering mutations and changes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Jhen Mohran on January 18, 2011, 07:27:10 PM
Your wish has been fulfilled! You can now manipulate any kind of cheese in existence, ze.

I wish for more snow in my region for another day, but not to the point where everyone dies or suffers horribly.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Neerb on January 24, 2011, 08:55:29 PM
Granted; it's not to the point where EVERYONE suffers horribly, it's just to the point where YOU suffer horribly. Enjoy hypothermia and pneumonia at the same time.

I wish I was a lobster.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Rayquarian on January 24, 2011, 09:28:17 PM
Granted; you were delicious

I wish that all future wishes end with the wisher dying in a fire.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Jhen Mohran on January 25, 2011, 01:18:15 PM
Granted! We all miraculously come back to life, seconds after being roasted every time.

I wish that space travel was a lot easier.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Neerb on January 25, 2011, 03:41:24 PM
Granted, but it's SO easy that we sometimes just do it on accident, resulting in people spontaneously flying off into space to their deaths at random. And of course, everyone at NASA loses their jobs.

I wish for fish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: dawnwolfNxhoj on January 25, 2011, 05:27:03 PM
Granted; a tank of piranahs lands on top of you and traps you inside. You get scratched and start to bleed alot, and the piranahs enjoy you^-^

I wish to have the ability to live in my dreams like i do in life when i'll go to sleep and still wake-up
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on January 30, 2011, 08:31:24 AM
Granted. Too bad you're subconsciously an axe murderer. Every night, you go into a dream where you are murdered. By you.

I wish for more Nutty Bars. :(
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Custom on January 30, 2011, 04:19:19 PM
you have more nutty bars but they are stuck inside of your penis

i wish for all of my games to be thrown into a fire
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Jhen Mohran on January 30, 2011, 04:24:54 PM
Granted, ze. Your games are thrown into a fire, respawn as ravenous beings, and attempt to kill you.

I wish for more cowbell.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Neerb on January 30, 2011, 04:48:28 PM
Granted, but you have no space to work with it. Besides, you don't even have a prescription.

I wish for a million pennies.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on January 30, 2011, 04:51:07 PM
Granted. they all spawn on top of you, crushing you to death.

I wish these Nutty Bars would not be in my penis. :(
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Rayquarian on January 30, 2011, 06:32:30 PM
Granted; now they are in your lungs.  You suffocate to death and then your dead body is burnt and raped by angry cheerleaders.

I wish for another wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Kayo on January 30, 2011, 07:35:49 PM
Granted, but the wish can only be used as a wish to be tortured to death.

I wish I had a letter.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Neerb on January 30, 2011, 08:26:34 PM
Granted; the letter is "F", and it's on your final exam.

I wish I was immune to fire.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Jhen Mohran on January 31, 2011, 09:14:15 PM
Granted, da ze~! You're double susceptible to cold now, and can't come into contact with anything remotely chilly, or you'll become a snowman.

I wish I could hold all these personalities, ze.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on February 01, 2011, 06:57:14 AM
Granted, but they're extremely heavy.

I wish I could find the entire soundtrack to Budokai 3.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Rayquarian on February 01, 2011, 05:07:46 PM
Granted, but all the speakers from which music that has entered your ears from break, all headphones that touch your ear explode, and you never get to hear the soundtrack.

I wish my lab wasn't today.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on February 01, 2011, 05:58:48 PM
Granted. It is now Yesterday... but oh no! YOU MISSED IT! And now you have to make it up... today.

I wish I had  $5 to spend on VVVVVV.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Neerb on February 02, 2011, 09:51:31 PM
Those are six Vs, and V is the Roman Numeral for 5, and 5 times 6 is 30, and the thirtieth movie in the Walt Disney Animated Classics line is Beauty and the Beast. So, wish granted: you now have 5 dollars that can be used ONLY for the purchase of a Beauty and the Beast movie ticket, not that you'll ever find one of use since the movie came out in 1991.

I wish for the Mummy's Curse.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JrDude on February 02, 2011, 11:50:00 PM
Quote from: Neerb on February 02, 2011, 09:51:31 PM
Those are six Vs, and V is the Roman Numeral for 5, and 5 times 6 is 30, and the thirtieth movie in the Walt Disney Animated Classics line is Beauty and the Beast. So, wish granted: you now have 5 dollars that can be used ONLY for the purchase of a Beauty and the Beast movie ticket, not that you'll ever find one of use since the movie came out in 1991.

I wish for the Mummy's Curse.
1. They recently re-released Beauty And the Beast in High Def or something, like it makes a difference. I only know because On Demand used to show 60 commercials per show, and there were only 2 different commercials, one of them being a Beauty and the Beast

*On Topic*
Granted, you are now an English Mom, your 2 kids call you "Mummy" and you have the curse of having to raise them all alone, they hate you and barely listen to a word you say and commit crimes and whatnot. The son is going to grow up to be a serial killer, your daughter grows up to be a serial rapist. They will likely start their crimes on you.

I wish there were no sexual diseases in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Shujinco2 on February 03, 2011, 05:15:10 PM
Granted, all STD's are now viral. And common as hell.

I wish this pizza would get her already. >:[ I wish it wasn't Pizza Pit pizza.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Chris8492 on February 03, 2011, 08:45:39 PM
Granted, but now they no longer exist.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Kayo on February 03, 2011, 10:10:31 PM
I wish you made a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Neerb on February 03, 2011, 10:18:47 PM
Granted, but he didn't type it.

I wish for llamas to run wild and free on every continent without having any negative side-effects on the ecosystem.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Rayquarian on February 03, 2011, 10:46:04 PM
Granted.  This is accomplished by llamas making all humans extinct and taking their place in society.  In fact, llama technology positively affects the environment.

I wish for pizza.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Jhen Mohran on February 06, 2011, 05:16:47 PM
The pizza is now diamonds!

I wish this forum wasn't so Alice, ze.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Rayquarian on February 06, 2011, 05:20:20 PM
Granted...

I wish I knew what that meant.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: dawnwolfNxhoj on February 06, 2011, 05:43:36 PM
Granted, but you slowly go insaane as you keep thinking what Marisa could possibly mean and eventually throw yourself out a window, landing in a woodchipper in the process and still alive after going through it.

I wish for the communicator from the original power rangers to go to this event tommorow(teleportation powers included./ http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=191961557499738
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Jhen Mohran on April 11, 2011, 03:23:06 PM
Granted, but someone messed 'round with some time travel and the event seems to have never happened in the first place!

I still wish this forum wasn't so Alice, ze.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Max Headroom on July 10, 2016, 06:02:38 AM
Quote from: Jhen Mohran on April 11, 2011, 03:23:06 PM
I still wish this forum wasn't so Alice, ze.
Quote from: Rayquarian on February 06, 2011, 05:20:20 PM
Granted...

I wish I knew what that meant.

I wish lime could all these I's.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: buttlord420 on August 14, 2016, 10:47:15 AM
Quote from: I_AM_A_PERSON on July 10, 2016, 06:02:38 AM
I wish lime could all these I's.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Max Headroom on August 14, 2016, 03:00:06 PM
Quote from: buttlord420 on August 14, 2016, 10:47:15 AM

[spoiler](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/511/523/10b.png)

Lime is kinda holding all these I's.[/spoiler]

I wish we could relive NSFCD's Golden Age.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JrDude on August 17, 2016, 11:08:48 PM
Granted, but you forget living them in the first place, so now you're here.

I wish for 3 more wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Max Headroom on August 18, 2016, 01:21:45 AM
Quote from: JrDude on August 17, 2016, 11:08:48 PM
Granted, but you forget living them in the first place, so now you're here.

I wish for 3 more wishes.
Granted, but you become a genie after the third wish.

[spoiler]
Quote from: Jhen Mohran on April 11, 2011, 03:23:06 PM
I still wish this forum wasn't so Alice, ze.
[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: buttlord420 on August 20, 2016, 08:25:18 PM
i wish to do nothing with my life except smoke weed
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Max Headroom on August 21, 2016, 02:38:42 AM
Quote from: buttlord420 on August 20, 2016, 08:25:18 PM
i wish to do nothing with my life except smoke weed
Granted, but there's crack in your weed.

I wish I could stop accidentially a Coca-Cola bottle.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silverhawk79 on April 20, 2017, 04:41:15 PM
Quote from: Max Headroom on August 14, 2016, 03:00:06 PM
[spoiler](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/511/523/10b.png)

Lime is kinda holding all these I's.[/spoiler]

I wish we could relive NSFCD's Golden Age.
NSFCD had a golden age?
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Super on April 20, 2017, 05:36:56 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on April 20, 2017, 04:41:15 PM
NSFCD had a golden age?
No we had olden gauges.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/f9/07/fd/f907fda24a13418e23b3904700e60c92.jpg)
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JrDude on April 20, 2017, 10:57:41 PM
I wish I was coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Max Headroom on April 21, 2017, 01:39:53 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on April 20, 2017, 04:41:15 PM
NSFCD had a golden age?
Compared to now, anyway.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Max Headroom on July 17, 2017, 09:27:16 PM
Quote from: Max Headroom on August 14, 2016, 03:00:06 PM
I wish we could relive NSFCD's Golden Age.
Granted, except it was actually a cringefest and nothing like how it's remembered.

Quote from: JrDude on April 20, 2017, 10:57:41 PM
I wish I was coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
It seems like that should be a reference to something, but I don't know what it is.

I wish I got the reference.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JrDude on July 18, 2017, 12:37:43 AM
Wish granted, but now you have cancer in the butt.

I wish this thread was less dead than now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Max Headroom on July 18, 2017, 01:32:00 AM
Quote from: JrDude on July 18, 2017, 12:37:43 AM
Wish granted, but now you have cancer in the butt.

I wish this thread was less dead than now.
Quote from: JrDude on July 18, 2017, 12:37:43 AM
Wish granted, but now you have cancer in the butt.

I wish this thread was less dead than now.
Granted, but the wishes are crappier than ever.

I wish I had
Quote from: Super on April 20, 2017, 05:36:56 PM
olden gauges.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/f9/07/fd/f907fda24a13418e23b3904700e60c92.jpg)
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silverhawk79 on July 25, 2017, 08:01:02 PM
Quote from: Max Headroom on July 18, 2017, 01:32:00 AM
Granted, but the wishes are crappier than ever.

I wish I had
Granted, but your ears get intercourse ing ripped off.

I wish I could sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Max Headroom on July 25, 2017, 10:46:01 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 25, 2017, 08:01:02 PM
Granted, but your ears get intercourse ing ripped off.

I wish I could sleep.
Granted, but you stay asleep forever.

I wish I could stay awake.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silverhawk79 on July 27, 2017, 05:16:30 PM
Quote from: Max Headroom on July 25, 2017, 10:46:01 PM
Granted, but you stay asleep forever.

I wish I could stay awake.
Granted, but you can never sleep again.
I wish my mom were still alive. ;_;
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Custom on July 30, 2017, 10:51:05 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 27, 2017, 05:16:30 PM
Granted, but you can never sleep again.
I wish my mom were still alive. ;_;
jesus christ silver this isn't what your'e supposed to put here oh no

granted but you lose your right arm and left leg

i wish the new twin peaks didn't suck
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silverhawk79 on July 31, 2017, 04:32:35 PM
Quote from: Custom on July 30, 2017, 10:51:05 PM
jesus christ silver this isn't what your'e supposed to put here oh no

granted but you lose your right arm and left leg

i wish the new twin peaks didn't suck
Granted, but now all you see when you watch it is static.
I wish I made more money at work.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Zero on July 31, 2017, 06:12:51 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 31, 2017, 04:32:35 PM
Granted, but now all you see when you watch it is static.
I wish I made more money at work.

Granted, but you end up being required by company policy to keep a photo of Trump eating two scoops of ice cream near your work area.

I wish Capcom would stop sucking its own cock
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Custom on August 01, 2017, 02:55:27 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 31, 2017, 04:32:35 PM
Granted, but now all you see when you watch it is static.
I wish I made more money at work.
sounds like the way the show already is hahahahahhaha you like tha tjoke

Quote from: Zero on July 31, 2017, 06:12:51 PM
Granted, but you end up being required by company policy to keep a photo of Trump eating two scoops of ice cream near your work area.

I wish Capcom would stop sucking its own cock

granted, capcom goes back to not poop but you'll never get a marvel vs capcom, street fighter, or megaman game again. however, you will get the greatest new addition to the Lost Planet franchise, which will revolutionize shooters and drive capcom to create this generation's cod4

i wish all major tournaments would drop sf5 and put third strike back in
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JrDude on November 28, 2017, 12:46:24 AM
Granted, but now you are a LOSER

I wish I actually knew what he said and wasn't confused.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Custom on December 02, 2017, 12:17:35 PM
Quote from: JrDude on November 28, 2017, 12:46:24 AM
Granted, but now you are a LOSER

I wish I actually knew what he said and wasn't confused.

that's okay i can still watch the majors and have a good time

you now have extensive knowledge on the fgc/fighting games but by gaining this you have become a huge smelly loser neet who cries about nitroplus blasterz not being at enough tournaments and you will never have a job again

i wish nsfcd would stay up forever
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2017, 03:52:57 PM
Quote from: Custom on December 02, 2017, 12:17:35 PM
that's okay i can still watch the majors and have a good time

you now have extensive knowledge on the fgc/fighting games but by gaining this you have become a huge smelly loser neet who cries about nitroplus blasterz not being at enough tournaments and you will never have a job again

i wish nsfcd would stay up forever
granted but nobody ever posts
lol oh wait
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Max Headroom on September 22, 2018, 03:55:01 AM
I wish we had
and [spoiler] again
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JrDude on September 24, 2018, 11:00:26 PM
Quote from: Max Headroom on September 22, 2018, 03:55:01 AMI wish we had
and [spoiler] again
Granted. But the letter o is now banned from life.

I wish for another wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Max Headroom on September 24, 2018, 11:09:32 PM
Quote from: JrDude on September 24, 2018, 11:00:26 PMGranted. But the letter o is now banned from life.

I wish for another wish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h6cFsx_7dU

I wish we could just embed Youtube videos =/
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silverhawk79 on September 29, 2018, 04:45:41 PM
Quote from: Max Headroom on September 24, 2018, 11:09:32 PM

I wish we could just embed Youtube videos =/
but you can

lmao nevermind, that seems to be broken
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: jnfs2014 on November 09, 2019, 06:19:23 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on September 29, 2018, 04:45:41 PMbut you can

lmao nevermind, that seems to be broken
granted, but the site screws it up anyways.

I wish vaatix would fix clu in discord.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: TheRealLoli on January 23, 2021, 06:39:57 PM
im too newb to corrupt that wish....sorry  :undecided:


i wish i wasn't sucha newb so i could ruin that wish