Corrupt a Wish

[Shujinco2]

You become so good nobody want to play with you. EVER.

I wish for cake.

[Modern Nomad]

Granted however i cant corrupt a lie so you can be happy.

I wish someone would make me a good sig.

[Turok]

Granted, but the server the sig is stored on gets hacked & it is replaced with a first grader's drawing, complete with spilled apple juice.

I wish for world peace.

[Shujinco2]

Granted, but the server the sig is stored on gets hacked & it is replaced with a first grader's drawing, complete with spilled apple juice.

I wish for world peace.

Everybody on Earth dissaperes.

I wish for a 360 compatible absolute port of Metal Gear Solid 2 that works perfectly fine.

[Allegretto]

*I Don't know which one you are saying works fine so I will insert 3 different corrupts :3*

1.Granted but your 360 Goes up in flames every time you try to play.

2. Granted but Metal Gear Solid 2 always shreds as soon as you start up the Xbox, if said game is inside :3.

3. Granted but the moment you begin to have fun you are pulled into an alternate dimension where all you can play is Dilos Raeg Latem. On the PS2.

I wish tails was real, and was my Girlfriend/Boyfriend. <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

[Turok]

I wish tails was real, and was my Girlfriend/Boyfriend. <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

Granted, but the furries in the world mob you due to jealousy

I wish that this didn't feel like yet another psychoanalyst session involving assumed personalities.

[Shujinco2]

Granted, it feels like a random bunch of horrible possibilities. Also, you get eaten by a cow.

I wish Star didn't save over my super awesome, old G&W sig I had back on Oldsider.

[dawnwolfNxhoj]

Hmm, granted, but at some point, it'll change into a  a disturbingly cute sig.

I wish for a small space rock to land NEAR my house, not on it and not to hit a random person.

[Allegretto]

Granted but it causes an explosion so fierce it evaporates the worlds oceans.

I wish for free Manga.

[Turok]

Granted but it causes an explosion so fierce it evaporates the worlds oceans.

I wish for free Manga.

Granted, you recieve a link to Ye Old Bay of Pirates, & also an FBI tracker rootkit. Have fun in prison.

I wish that people didn't take conveniences for granted

[Allegretto]

Granted but they take everything else for granted.

I wish I could make the *Three face* :3

[Thirdkoopa]

Granted but you get a RRoD and get bored of it afterwards.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

[Shujinco2]

Ganted. You become so full, your stomach explodes.

I wish for the possibility to see the world famous Woodstock concert in 1969.

[Irene Adler]

Ganted. You become so full, your stomach explodes.

I wish for the possibility to see the world famous Woodstock concert in 1969.

Granted, it's their worst performance ever because you're there.

I wish for the possibility to get a better bed.

[Shujinco2]

Granted, you get a grave. :3 (You won't mind, you're "dead" tired!)

I wish for the power to absolutely control gravity.