Corrupt a Wish

[Irene Adler]

Granted, you get a grave. :3 (You won't mind, you're "dead" tired!)

I wish for the power to absolutely control gravity.

Granted, you completely **** up the universe and die.

I wish for the power to be able to ask a question without getting a rediculess answer.

[Shujinco2]

Granted, but it's pretty boring. :|

I wish DragonForce didn't exist

[Irene Adler]

Granted, but it's pretty boring. :|

I wish DragonForce didn't exist

Granted, they're now Dragon's Force.
I wish Doodle would stop making alts.

[Shujinco2]

Granted, they're now Dragon's Force.
I wish Doodle would stop making alts.

Granted, but Mack is still NoFun.

I wish I could get a working DS.

[DSGamer3002]

Granted, but it breaks a day later.

I wish it was August already...

[Mystic]

Granted, but tomorrow is March.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of band-aids.

[Irene Adler]

Granted, but then you get aids.
I wish that I could fly.

[Shujinco2]

Granted, you run into an airplane.

I wish Kiwi never died. T_T

[dawnwolfNxhoj]

Granted, but Kiwi is captured and tortured for the rest of his immortal life, suffering from excrutiating pain

I wish for something random to happen that doesn't involve death, destruction, national disasters, natural disasters, or me. Pain and suffering are welcomed.

[Irene Adler]

Granted, but Kiwi is captured and tortured for the rest of his immortal life, suffering from excrutiating pain

I wish for something random to happen that doesn't involve death, destruction, national disasters, natural disasters, or me. Pain and suffering are welcomed.

Granted, you're locked in a box with no method of excape for eternity.
I wish that I didn't have to go to school.

[JrDude]

Granted, you are now forced to live in school, you no longer go, since you are already there, while there you are forced to learn the same thing all day with break and lunch being your only time for sleep once a day.

I wish I was da bomb

[Allegretto]

Granted but you blow up and take no one with you.

I wish I could run as fast as a person.

[Shujinco2]

Granted, but you're still pretty slow.

I wish I could play MGS right now.

[Allegretto]

Granted but it freezes in the first cut scene.

I wish we could find a game.

[Shujinco2]

Granted but it freezes in the first cut scene.

I wish we could find a game.

HAHAHA you've had that problem too?

Granted, but the game you find is Superman 64.

I wish I could find a computer version of MGS3.