Corrupt a Wish

[arachnid]

Granted .


But it looses all of its memory whenever you use the keyboard.

[Shujinco2]

Granted, but since you didn't wish for anything, god spins "The Wheel of Horribly Random Misfortunes." As such, your computer explodes, causing all of North America to have a severe Ice Age.

I wish people would remember to wish for things.

[The Riddler]

Granted, but their wishes are intercourse ing stupid and ungrantable.

I wish for the ability to fly.

[JrDude]

Granted, you sprout wings and can now fly. You then fly to a high building and land, then jump off to fly some more, but you lose the ability to fly since you can only fly once.

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[Allegretto]

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.hsiw taht hsiwnu ot enoemos rof hsiw I

[The Riddler]

Granted, and you looked like an idiot.

I wish to be able to make 100 posts by midnight.

[DSGamer3002]

Granted, but all of the posts contain pictures of your genitalia and you get eternally banned for posting them.

I wish taking AP tests wasn't required for getting the college credit in the courses.

[Dr.Hobo2]

Granted, it is replaced with tests normally used to get into fraternity houses.

I wish I knew how to speak German

[The Riddler]

Granted, it is replaced with tests normally used to get into fraternity houses.

I wish I knew how to speak German

Granted. You are now a Nazi just after World War 2 and are being tried for War Crimes. Good luck.

I wish I could make ONE MORE POST to hit 100. <3

[Shujinco2]

Granted. But the forums crash. GG

I wish I had the will to get good grades in school. :(

[The Riddler]

Granted. But the forums crash. GG

I wish I had the will to get good grades in school. :(

I choose to disregard this wish.
STOP BEING EVERY OTHER POST.

I wish people would respect these threads. :3

[Shujinco2]

I choose to disregard this wish.
STOP BEING EVERY OTHER POST.

I wish people would respect these threads. :3

Granted. You and I respect this thread.

I wish for my previous wish. :(

[Dr.Hobo2]

Granted, your previous wish comes back in a tangible form...but you can't do anything with that so you crumple it up and throw it away.

I wish somebody would do a backflip

[Shujinco2]

Granted, your previous wish comes back in a tangible form...but you can't do anything with that so you crumple it up and throw it away.

I wish somebody would do a backflip

Granted. They complete the Backflip sucessfully, thereby dissapointing you because you wished for someone to get hurt.

I wish I wasn't so tired in the morning.

[The Riddler]

Granted. They complete the Backflip sucessfully, thereby dissapointing you because you wished for someone to get hurt.

I wish I wasn't so tired in the morning.

Disregarding this wish.

STOP BEING EVERY OTHER POST.

I wish Ninten would stop being every other post.