Corrupt a Wish

[Neerb]

Granted: you have BACON VISION. But you're allergic to pork.

I wish time would stop.

[Rayquarian]

Granted: you have BACON VISION. But you're allergic to pork.

I wish time would stop.

Granted; a giant blackhole from another dimension stops time in this dimension, but in the process, painfully slices your body into 1805 pieces, then locking you in a time loop where this repeats over and over ad nauseam and over ad infinitium forever for all time...but time has stopped so this never happens, causing a paradox which destroys the entire universe.

I wish I had FAIRY ODDPARENTS!

[Neerb]

Granted.




I wish I had cake and could eat it too.

[Silverhawk79]

Granted.




I wish I had cake and could eat it too.

GEORGE COSTANZA AS COSMO WAT

[SkyMyl]

I wish I had cake and could eat it too.

Granted, but the cake is poisoned.

I wish I had a muffin.

GEORGE COSTANZA AS COSMO WAT

Hey Silver. Guess what?

[spoiler]ASSASSINATED, ninny.[/spoiler]

[Silverhawk79]

Granted, but the cake is poisoned.

I wish I had a muffin.
Hey Silver. Guess what?

[spoiler]ASSASSINATED, ninny.[/spoiler]

(ﾉ `Д´)ﾉ ~┻━┻

[Shujinco2]

Granted, but the cake is poisoned.

I wish I had a muffin.

Granted: You now have a prune and grapefruit muffin.

I wish people on MvC2 would stop being so cheap.

[Kayo]

Granted but you're no longer allowed to access MvC2, ever.

I with this thread didn't die for the past 2 months.

[Rayquarian]

Granted.  You died in its place.

I wish I had a pet dragon

[Kayo]

Granted but it kills you.

I wish I had a perfectly edible donut that won't harm me in any way.

[Shujinco2]

Granted but it kills you.

I wish I had a perfectly edible donut that won't harm me in any way.

Granted: worst donut ever.

I WISH THIS DOWNLOAD WOULD DOWNLOAD ALREADY! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Jhen Mohran]

Your wish is granted, ze. The download finished, but now your computer has malware on it.

I wish that insomnia didn't exist.

[Kayo]

Your wish is granted, ze. The download finished, but now your computer has malware on it.

I wish that insomnia didn't exist.

Breaking the rules because: ME TOO ;_;

Eh. Granted but now you have chronic HYPERSOMNIA.

I wish apples were purple.

[Jhen Mohran]

Another granted wish! However, the apples turn out to be poisonous as a result of their mutation.

I wish work was easier to find these days.

[Silverhawk79]

Granted, but your job is to balance a chair on your chin. ALL. DAY. LONG.
I wish I had something to eat.