Scary poop guys. Even scarier are her mood swings. I've never looked forward to August/September so much.
Discuss/harass/question. By the way, the baby was conceived on her mom's birthday. >_<
:( Oh poop. Not another NSFer. ;-;
Did you use a pregnancy test to confirm this?
Quote from: SkyMyl's reactions, in order
1. Oh God what.
2. OH GOD, I CAN'T UNSEE IT. BRAIN BLEACH, MY KINGDOM FOR SOME FUCKING BRAIN BLEACH!
3. So, uh, congratulations daddy. What now?
4. Here, have some pet rocks. (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/41/Pet_rock.jpg/800px-Pet_rock.jpg)
5. No, really. Details.
Wow. Just...wow. Also, pregnancy test. Did she use one?
Haven't gotten a test yet. Working on it. Though considering her period should have started the 31st or 1st, um yeah.
Also, why would I want rocks? O_o
Ouch. Looks like you're screwed. But... what was her reaction? And do you want this?
I don't want to have a kid right now, I'm gonna be a senior and she'll be starting college. Considering keeping or adoption.
remember kids this is why you use a condom
Uh...And...Uh...
To the Abortion/Adoption machine?
FALCON PUNCH.
But this is my worst fear with my girlfriend. ;_;
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 14, 2010, 09:15:15 PM
FALCON PUNCH.
But this is my worst fear with my girlfriend. ;_;
It's everyone's (read: a man's) worst fear whether they admit it or not.
I'd really rather not touch the abortion option unless necessary. And currently, I don't see any reason.
...
How unfortunate. Also, I have no fear of getting a girl pregnant.
This is why, even if I had a girlfriend, why I would stay a virgin, because I know it can happen and I know neither of us would be ready.
That really sucks.
If she is pregnant, an abortion would probably be the way to go, since I doubt either of you are actually ready for a baby. D:
Quote from: Doodle on January 15, 2010, 04:14:46 AM
That really sucks.
If she is pregnant, an abortion would probably be the way to go, since I doubt either of you are actually ready for a baby. D:
Euggh, abortion.. I'd stay away from that, just because of the potential damage to the uterus, etc.
Don't you have other options? Of course, I would like to bring up this:
[spoiler](http://www.irelandlogue.com/files/2007/08/happy-condom.jpg)
But it's a little too late for that.[/spoiler]
So, I don't know. But you do really need to get a pregnancy test, just to make sure.
Mystic's gonna be a daddy, hurrah.
1. Congrats.
2. Get that pregnancy test.
3. I understand that you don't want it now, but man, you either have to take responsibility or throw it off via abortion or adoption, and then have one later in life. :B
Quote from: Kilroy on January 15, 2010, 07:18:56 AM
3. I understand that you don't want it now, but man, you either have to take responsibility or throw it off via abortion or adoption, and then have one later in life. :B
And according to my sources, a future kid from those parents (still together or otherwise) might not like to hear that there was an abortion or there's a long lost sibling in their life (especially not the abortion part).
and @ Doodle;
An abortion only seems like the logical option if it's not your kid. If you made it with your own sperm with someone you love, would you really want to ruin that future life? (for the record, Atheist and pro-choicer here)
Also, you used a condom, right?
Okay.
Let's stay away from condoms and abortions.
Let me start by saying that my sophomore year in college was on a theatre trip to St.Louis for a festival. A few of us from the department went, including my girlfriend. We were very successfully using the pullout method. But I was on a really cushiney hotel bed, and I failed to disengage. I'm not telling you this to gross you out. I'm telling you this because from that very moment on I knew she was pregnant. It was aroubd a month in a half later that I got my confirmation It was a long, stressful time, so I know what your going through.
We were both full time students, and we both graduated with Bachelor's degrees, it just took us an extra year because we had to alternate classes with eachother. We still even did shows and performances, just not both of us in any one production together.
If you're willing to work for it, if you both are, and if your strong enough to make a few sacrifices, you can still go to college. You can still have fun.
I've been through this, and unlike a lot of people you might end up talking to, like parents, this didn't happen to me twenty years ago. My daughter is four, and I also have a seven month old son.
Get a few pregnancy tests, and if they are positive get her to a doctor for confirmation before you get to wrapped up in thoughts of the future, and definitely before you tell parents.
There's a guy walking down the street who falls into a deep hole. A doctor walks by, and he calls up "Hey! Doc! Can you help me?" The doctor writes a prescription and throws it into the hole, and then walks away. A preist walks by, and the man calls "Hey! Father, can you help me?" The priest throws a Bible into the hole and walks away. A friend walks by, and the man calls up "Hey! Friend, can you help me?" So the friend jumps into the hole. The man says "Why'd you do that? Now we're both stuc in this hole." And the friend says "Yeah, but I've been down here before and I know the way out."
Quote from: BOREDFANBOY on January 15, 2010, 10:25:37 AM
I'm not telling you this to gross you out.
I don't see how that would gross most of the forum out.
Anyway, that was really kind of you to offer advice from your experience. In case you think that's a regular thank you, it was a
Quote from: NOJ_CUSTOM on January 16, 2010, 11:41:16 AM
Dude, I love you. ;_;
It was so well written. ;-;
thank you.
As far as I know, the only other user that I know of that has been in this situation is long gone (Dimentio1), and he wouldn't have been of help anyway.
I'd love to get a few tests, but we're having problem enough to get one. My cousin is trying to help get us one.
I'm intercourse ing terrified of it screwing up her college plans...
Quote from: BOREDFANBOY on January 15, 2010, 10:25:37 AM
Okay.
Let's stay away from condoms and abortions.
Let me start by saying that my sophomore year in college was on a theatre trip to St.Louis for a festival. A few of us from the department went, including my girlfriend. We were very successfully using the pullout method. But I was on a really cushiney hotel bed, and I failed to disengage. I'm not telling you this to gross you out. I'm telling you this because from that very moment on I knew she was pregnant. It was aroubd a month in a half later that I got my confirmation It was a long, stressful time, so I know what your going through.
We were both full time students, and we both graduated with Bachelor's degrees, it just took us an extra year because we had to alternate classes with eachother. We still even did shows and performances, just not both of us in any one production together.
If you're willing to work for it, if you both are, and if your strong enough to make a few sacrifices, you can still go to college. You can still have fun.
I've been through this, and unlike a lot of people you might end up talking to, like parents, this didn't happen to me twenty years ago. My daughter is four, and I also have a seven month old son.
Get a few pregnancy tests, and if they are positive get her to a doctor for confirmation before you get to wrapped up in thoughts of the future, and definitely before you tell parents.
There's a guy walking down the street who falls into a deep hole. A doctor walks by, and he calls up "Hey! Doc! Can you help me?" The doctor writes a prescription and throws it into the hole, and then walks away. A preist walks by, and the man calls "Hey! Father, can you help me?" The priest throws a Bible into the hole and walks away. A friend walks by, and the man calls up "Hey! Friend, can you help me?" So the friend jumps into the hole. The man says "Why'd you do that? Now we're both stuc in this hole." And the friend says "Yeah, but I've been down here before and I know the way out."
Dude, I love you. ;_;
It was so well written. ;-;
Not to be a jerk, but my survey is evil.
Quote from: mackormoses on January 16, 2010, 04:15:14 PM
Not to be a jerk, but my survey is evil.
Why don't I understand this post.
Quote from: SkyMyl on January 16, 2010, 04:32:46 PM
Why don't I understand this post.
Do you not recall my question involving stairs?
Quote from: Mystic on January 11, 2010, 12:09:25 AM
22. If you accidentally got a chick pregnant, would your first response be: pushing her down the stairs, accepting responsibility, shooting yourself, or telling everyone through your status on facebook? If you're a chick, what which of the above would you do if you became pregnant?
Accept responsibility, unless she's ugly.
Specifics, dear Mack. There's a reason why they exist.
Quote from: SkyMyl on January 16, 2010, 06:02:51 PM
Specifics, dear Mack. There's a reason why they exist.
Odd, it seems his first choice was the last option.
Damn, whos the father?
Quote from: Mystic on January 19, 2010, 05:30:47 PM
My 7th personality.
What about the other six? Are there more?
Quote from: Lotos on January 19, 2010, 05:48:54 PM
What about the other six? Are there more?
I have 27.
Quote from: Mystic on January 19, 2010, 05:52:06 PM
I have 27.
Is 7 the black steryotype personality?
I know I spelled it wrong.
Quote from: The One Link. on January 20, 2010, 07:52:32 AM
Is 7 the black steryotype personality?
I know I spelled it wrong.
No that's 15. 7 is hypersexual.
Quote from: Mystic on January 20, 2010, 05:23:55 PM
No that's 15. 7 is hypersexual.
Wasn't my fifth personality born from your twelfth?
I swear that's not me.
Quote from: Blue on January 20, 2010, 05:32:59 PM
Wasn't my fifth personality born from your twelfth?
I swear that's not me.
KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF