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Boredom Poem

Started by evilflame101, July 18, 2008, 06:14:24 PM

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evilflame101

We all get bored at one point or another, and today i was really bored, so i wrote a little rap poem (due to popular demand) about boredom, check it out.


I wake up in the morning and eat my food
I wanna take a shower so I get nude
I put on some new cloths and comb my hair
I wanna go do something, but when and where?

I call up some friends but no one is home
Everyone is busy and I?m all alone
Maybe I will try calling their cell phone
One friend answers, but it?s a milestone
Its his moms birthday and he cant clone
Can?t satisfy both, so he must postpone
Maybe next time, hopefully I?ll condone
Guess I was right, I?m all alone?

Now what can I do all by myself
I look around on my bookshelf
But then I realize I don?t read
Books can never fulfill my need

Back to square one is where I?m at
I know I sound kinda like a brat
Don?t wanna just watch TV, then I?ll get fat
But with no other choice, on my couch I sat.

Watching TV is what I?m doing
My favorite movie, I am queuing
In a few minutes it?s what I?ll be viewing.
But another day is what I?m ruining.

Tomorrow is another day
Maybe my friends won?t be away
The possibilities, what a wide array
We could even go to the buffet
Drive anywhere on the freeway
Say anything that we dare say
Go play some music and be a DJ
Go get some ice cream or a parfait
Or yet again the message, they?ll relay
I?m too busy, today?s my mom?s birthday?


Water ☮

I like it better as a poem than a rap.

clever.

Zovistograt

"I lovat a gabber.  I could listen to maure and moravar again.  Regn onder river.  Flies do your float.  Thick is the life for mere." - James Joyce (Finnegans Wake, page 213)

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Ridley

...Friend codes were probably implemented by the same people who wanted tripping in Brawl...
...It's quite obvious...

Water ☮

Ironically...

I despise quote towers. :-|

evilflame101

LMAO, me too, i would have liked some better feedback...