An orphan slashed my tires so I punched him.

[Insane Asylum]

Now how am I supposed to drive to the Zoo to see the hippopotamus tomorrow?  Lousy orphan...I should've killed his parents sooner to spite him.  Then they would wander around a Dream World with Frederic Chopin as they gaze at Ritardando under the moon cooking flap-jacks and dancing to Death Metal.

And that's how my day went.  Wait, what were we talking about just now?

[Friendly Hostile]

There's this lovely VG cat game you shoot orphans in.  As much as the comic sucks, the game is fun as hell.

[Mystic]

Porn and fetishes.

[Judas]

 :(