You will now be judged by Kaz NO MORE ENTRIES DAMN IT

[Doodle]

Too much anime talk. :(

[Zovistograt]

Too much anime talk. :(

no such thing

[Kaz]

a preview of some of the results:

Redraider: -101
Phaze: -55
Mystic: -21
Bluaki: 92
Kingboo: -65
Mario583: 0
Cardinal: 92
britneymahboy: 15

naturally i've actually done a lot more than these, and i took away the titles so you guys won't know what they are yet, but soon you will know

soon, my children

[Macawmoses]

Yes, Master. Poor KingBoo :(

[KingBoo]

Yes, Master. Poor KingBoo :(

:'(
Why do I suck so hard?  ???? :-\ :'(

[Riosan]

where am i daddy

[Kilroy]

where am i daddy

MONSTERS INCORPORATED

WE SCARE BECAUSE WE CARE

[JrDude]

where am i daddy

MONSTERS INCORPORATED

WE SCARE BECAUSE WE CARE

Is it me? or are you getting less funny everyday?

[Mystic]

I seriously don't understand how anyone can like Zoids so much, unless they played with the toys or something. It's pretty lame, honestly. Sort of like the Gundam animes except marketed toward 10 year olds.

I've never watched Gundam, but Zoids has awesome characters, plots and such. Well, except Fuzors. We don't talk about that >_>

[Rayquarian]

1.) Peanut butter; chunky or smooth? Smooth
2.) What's your favorite color? Yellow/Gold
3.) How do you feel about genies? Please be detailed. I think they're very helpful.  Golden Sun would have been a lot harder without them.
4.) Have you donated to NSFCD? Yes
5.) What is your gender, height, and weight? Male, 190 lbs last time I checked, 5foot6in
6.) Would you say that you are an introvert? Yes
7.) What is your favorite video game console or handheld? I don't know.  Too many to choose one.
8.) Do you click the tag buttons above the post form or do you simply type out the tags? I click them, but I type out the ones I can't click, such as <quote></quote>
9.) Hatsune Miku or Kagame Rin?Hatsune
10.) Would you consider yourself to be lazy? No
11.) What is your stance on the Mac vs. PC argument? I'm neutral, but I don't have a Mac.
12.) Do you like anime? If so, what's your favorite one? Yes, but I'm not really into any series.
13.) What is your favorite band/musical artist? Don't have one.
14.) What color are your eyes, hair, and skin? Black, Black, and Brown respectively
15.) What is your favorite number? 3
16.) How do you feel about "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors? It's decent, I guess.
17.) A heron is about to fly through your window and make a mess of your pots and pans. What do you do? Watch
18.) How often do you bathe/shower? Every single day
19.) Missionary or doggystyle?  Don't know what missionary is, but I know what doggystyle is!
20.) If you were stranded on an island and could only bring a CD player and one CD, which CD would it be? The CD I use to go to bed at night.  It contains 5 tracks:

1. Still Alive
2. Chocolate Rain
3. Same Girl
4. Stairway to Heaven
5. Silly

[FruitFlow]

Answer the following questions as honestly as you can.

1.) Peanut butter; chunky or smooth?
2.) What's your favorite color?
3.) How do you feel about genies? Please be detailed.
4.) Have you donated to NSFCD?
5.) What is your gender, height, and weight?
6.) Would you say that you are an introvert?
7.) What is your favorite video game console or handheld?
8.) Do you click the tag buttons above the post form or do you simply type out the tags?
9.) Hatsune Miku or Kagame Rin?
10.) Would you consider yourself to be lazy?
11.) What is your stance on the Mac vs. PC argument?
12.) Do you like anime? If so, what's your favorite one?
13.) What is your favorite band/musical artist?
14.) What color are your eyes, hair, and skin?
15.) What is your favorite number?
16.) How do you feel about "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors?
17.) A heron is about to fly through your window and make a mess of your pots and pans. What do you do?
18.) How often do you bathe/shower?
19.) Missionary or doggystyle?
20.) If you were stranded on an island and could only bring a CD player and one CD, which CD would it be?


The scoring methods and the judgement titles you will receive are still currently classified. I will begin judging later tonight. Please answer truthfully.

Love,

Kaz

1. Smooth
2. Purple
3. Neutral. Not bothered by it
4. No
5. Male. I don't pay attention to height and weight
6. Yes
7. Favorite Console: Wii. Favorite Handheld: DS
8. Click
9. Hitsune Miku is the only Vocaloid character I've heard of and seen.
10. No
11. Nothing
12. Yes. Buso Renkin
13. Maroon 5/ Daft Punk
14. Brown, Black, Colored
15. 11
16. Never heard of it
17. Nothing, just fix them or buy new ones
18. Twice a day (Morning and Night)
19. Missionary I guess
20. I don't know

[Kaz]

Titles and Scores Assigned to Them

Silverhawk79 -21 and less
Kazpoop -1 to -20
Kazbit 0 to 20
Kazbyte 21 to 40
Kazton 41 to 60
Kazbot 61 to 80
Kazoo 81 to 100
Kazberry Krunch 101 to 120
Kazkat 121 to 140
Kazling 141 to 160
Kazmanian Devil 161 to 180
Kazakhstan 181 to 200
Kazalagoopagoop 201 to 220
Kazking 221 to 240
Kazbah 241 to 260
Kaz’s Lover 261 to 280
The Very Essence of Kaz’s Being 281 and upward



Title Descriptions

Silverhawk79
You are an administrator of NSFCD. You are completely incompetent in everything you try to do, breaking nearly everything you touch. But we love you all the same.

Kazpoop
You are the equivalent of Kaz's fecal matter. Not too pleasant, but at least better than being Silverhawk.

Kazbit
You are a binary digit in the computer that is Kaz. You are the smallest being in Kaz's virtual components.

Kazbyte
You are the equivalent of 8 Kazbits. Rejoice.

Kazton
You are larger than the virtual components above, because you are physical. You are the equivalent of the protons found in the many atoms that make up the body of Kaz.

Kazbot
You are a tiny, thumb-sized robot in the image of Kaz himself. You have one function: to serve Kaz.

Kazoo
You are a cute, red instrument that Kaz enjoys playing.

Kazberry Krunch
You are Kaz's favorite cereal. You were designed by Kaz himself and your box features Hatsune Miku.

Kazkat
You are Kaz's adorable feline companion. Meow.

Kazling
You are roughly half of one Kaz. Your feet are hairy.

Kazmanian Devil
You are a cartoon character created by Kaz. You spin around and have horrible social skills.

Kazakhstan
You are the country that Kaz secretly owns. You are a major exporter of uranium and your president is basically a de facto president for life.

Kazalagoopagoop
You are Kaz's imaginary friend. You like to say "chuba chaba cheeba" and have a large heart on your tummy.

Kazking
You are the king of everything under Kaz, but not of Kaz himself. He still bosses you around.

Kazbah
You are a royal citadel built to house Kaz and his underlings. The Clash wants to rock you.

Kaz's Lover
You are Kaz's favorite person. He loves you and you love him back. You will allow him to penetrate you.

The Very Essence of Kaz's Being
You are virtually Kaz himself. Or at least as close as you can get without actually being Kaz.

[Kaz]

Results

Username: Score, Title

Ares: 67, Kazbot
Redraider: -101, Silverhawk79
Phaze: -55, Silverhawk79
StarWindWizard7: -8, Kazpoop
Darklink140: 75, Kazbot
Sync: 142, Kazling
Zovistograt: 189, Kazakhstan
Byte: 61, Kazbot
Jono2: -31, Silverhawk79
Java_Java: 171, Kazmanian Devil
DOODLEboy99: 9, Kazbit
Riosan: 130, Kazkat
Mystic: -21, Silverhawk79
Bluaki: 92, Kazoo
Kingboo: -65, Silverhawk79
Mario583: 0, Kazbit
Cardinal: 92, Kazoo
Silverhawk79: 134, Kazkat
Marth Xero: -90, Silverhawk79
TheDarkChief: 66, Kazbot
JrDude: 113, Kazberry Krunch
britneymahboy: 15, Kazbit
Totla: 230, Kazking
Triforceman22: 68, Kazbot
mackormoses: 150, Kazling
Hector_the_Axe: 138, Kazkat
PLAYAT: -53, Silverhawk79
‘Matt’: 39, Kazbyte
Riddler_Bob: 115, Kazberry Krunch
MasterYoungLink: 126, Kazkat
Live2Die989: -120, Silverhawk79
sonicdude164: 109, Kazberry Krunch
Lichig0: -20, Kazpoop
QingXin: 40, Kazbyte
thunderhero4: -36, Silverhawk79
WhatWeWishFor: 111, Kazberry Krunch
ME86: 90, Kazoo
Rayquarian: -32, Silverhawk79
SSBBRAWLIN: 3, Kazbit

I am so disappointed. Nobody made it past Kazking and there were so many Silverhawks.  :'(

[Totla]

Highest score, ninnyes.

[JrDude]

JrDude: 113, Kazberry Krunch

I am satisfied.

Silverhawk79 -21 and less
Silverhawk79
You are an administrator of NSFCD. You are completely incompetent in everything you try to do, breaking nearly everything you touch. But we love you all the same.

Silverhawk79: 134, Kazkat

Wtf.