Confessions.

[Llama on Steroids]

I really hate everyone of you. Except a few. The only reason I get on here is because I sometimes have nothing to do at 2 AM.
No one in real life knows that I do this.
I'm known as a manwhore.
I used to smoke.
I intercourse  around with 6 year olds. j/k
My favorite food is Planter's Peanuts.
I once made love to a bottlenose dolphin.
I'm afraid of bees, hairy spiders, velociraptors, and large dogs. (Seriously)
I once wrestled a grizzly bear, and won.
I drink 2 glasses of milk every night right before I go to bed.
I'm attracted to the man on Quaker Oats.
I make no noise during intercourse.
I like to keep my ballfro to a minimum.
My sexual fantasy is to be raped by slices of bacon.
I steal money from the homeless.
My dream job is to be a pornstar.
I hate old people.
I want to rub my pecker against penguins' stomaches.
I make out with my mom daily.
I use women's deodorent.
I once tamed a wild rhinocerous.
I gag when I touch grocery bags that are wet.
Touching cold meat makes me throw up.
My favorite movie is The Sweetest Thing.
I masturbate while watching Happy Gilmore.
I also once ejaculated all over a squirrel.
Beyonce is a hot hoe.
I use blue scissors to cut my pubes.
Asian elephants are rather large.
I have a hairy butthole.
I'm friendly if you offer me a cupcake.
Ladders are the gayest object on the planet.
and I also like to eat oranges while in France.

[JrDude]

Oh yeah, I wouldn't really hide these, but here they are anyway:
I don't and never did do drugs/drink, I have tasted alcohols, but didn't like them.
My family is some of the most racist people on the planet, not even kidding, I also consider myself to be very not racist, I also know most everyone is racist in some small manner, and always will be until they don't recognize them as a race.
I am pretty feminine when it comes to how I think, though I'm far from gay/bluaki. I've also only lived with females my whole life, 15 years of my life if you include pets (I'm 17).
I believe in something that I thought of on my own, not sure if it was thought of before, but I explained it before. I'll edit it in the message once I find it (it's nothing religious). I am also a mentally hardcore Christian (my thoughts are hardcore, but I don't act hardcore Christian [usually]).

"Everyone is conscious at the exact same moment. Hard to explain, but I mean, if I'm say 5 years 2 months 12 days 2 hours and 47 minutes 43 seconds old, so is everyone else consciously. If you're 20 and have a 10 year old brother, then what you are experiencing has already happened for him, and you're 30 year old cousin's consciousness hasn't experienced that moment yet. So if I died now (17) and went to heaven, I wouldn't see my parents there yet, because they died in their 20s, or unless the conscious thing doesn't takes place there too, then I would.
And if you're older than me, than this is in the past for you, but if you're younger, than it hasn't happened yet."

I've written 2 love poems, both said to have been good, not sure if they told the truth or not. I've also written regular poetry recently in class, all seeming to be very well done (to me).
I sometimes look at videos or magazines that say how a girl can attract a guy so I can see if one does that to me.
I never actually asked a girl out, way too shy to, afraid of rejection. I also have pretty high standards =X
I wouldn't say this here, and you'll know why, but homosexual guys gross me out, but I am not like most people who assume they will rape every guy they see, I don't see why people assume that (maybe not that technically, but you know what I mean). On a related note, even though I often see them in porn, penises just disgusts me (except mine of course).
I hate bugs, I can sometimes get myself to kill them, but they gross the intercourse  out of me.

[L10]

I smoke weed occasionally. In fact, today I smoked some.
I want to kill the ghetto black people that live here, they piss me off for some reason.
I hate people who are obnoxiously loud, and make drama out of any little thing.
For some reason, I tend to avoid people (Even friends to a certain extent).
I can consider myself to be somewhat like bluaki. Certainly not to the extent where I want to go through a sex change operation.
Weee.
Sync is an oddball.

hmmm if you scratch the smoking weed part, you remind me a lot of me. I don't avoid friends, I just tend not to go to them they come to me. But it could be because my house is too awesome.

/browncouch ftw

[SkyMyl]

Well, my turn.

I was homophobic before coming here, and still am. But not as much.
I actually don't want to grow any older than fourteen.
On that note, one of my biggest fears is death.
The first phone number I ever got from a girl was my cousin's. (Yes, that one. Shilence.)
I'm more afraid of butterflies than death.
I'm more afraid of moths than butterflies.
I absolutely hate onions, which means I'm generally picky with my food because of it.
I never curse/swear in real life. Never.

That's all I can remember at the moment...

[Lotos]

I've been sent away to some Inpatient Adolescent Psychiatric place.

[HTA!]

Lol...

Jr, don't quit your day job. This isn't a Sci-Fi movie, there is this thing called Science we have in the real world. D:

Anyway, new confession.
Even though I'm on the football team, I haven't started a game yet.
(Only substituted, Center who is a senior is just too good for me to play at his level. D:)

[Kilroy]

I can consider myself to be somewhat like bluaki. Certainly not to the extent where I want to go through a sex change operation.

I think we'd all like to know what it's like to be the opposite gender (including me D: ).

/browncouch ftw

BROWN COUCH FTW

[Triforceman22]

I REALLY do not want to grow up.... *cue peter pan music*
Stereotypes piss me off to no end
I have a facebook

[Mario583]

I...I'm Gay :-[

[SkyMyl]

I...I'm Gay :-[

We've known this for months now. At least I have.

[Kilroy]

We've known this for months now. At least I have.

We all have. We also knew he is a furry, and loves dogs.

[JrDude]

Huh, due to the fact that most of you are confessing such things, I will too.
I have a MySpace and use it a lot. I also have a Facebook but don't use it at all.

Lol...

Jr, don't quit your day job. This isn't a Sci-Fi movie, there is this thing called Science we have in the real world. D:

I don't have a job ;P
And I don't think of it as Sci-Fi, there is no real way to prove most science is true to many religiholics, therefore, to them, Science is mostly Sci-Fi.

[Mutilator7]

Holy crap people are weird.

[Mario583]

Holy crap people are weird.

No u.

[Shujinco2]

I still pick my nose. :(