Asteroids: The Movie

[Nayrman]

http://kotaku.com/5322891/asteroids-movie-is-about-relationships-also-blowing-up-crap

Hollywood is officially dead.
I mean seriously, ASTEROIDS!? It's a bunch of rocks and a triangle ship!
*looks at producer* Oh joy, it's the guy who worked on Transformers (poop), G.I.Joe (going to be poop, come on we all know it), and Doom (also poop).

Please mourn the death of a once great film industry. One that was devoured by the twin monsters of greed and stupidity. Anyone want to join me on my sacred mission of destroying these two foul demons from hell? X_X;;

[Thirteenthorder]

LMFAO.

Asteroids the Movie?

RIP film industry. You will sorely be missed, or not.

GI JOE Iis going to be total crap. I mean, it looks like a complete comedy just from the commercials!

[JrDude]

Old news. Next will come: Tetris the Movie

[Thirteenthorder]

Old news. Next will come: Tetris the Movie

Oh dear, now THAT's gold .-.

So Asteroids won't be coming out then?

[Macawmoses]

Asteroids is coming out - and is old news. The hilarious part is that they have the rights to the name, etc...but it won't really have anything to do with the game.

[Thirteenthorder]

^Wow. Well that's stupid. They just lost a ticket.

EDIT: I would've paid to see a two-hour game of Asteroids on the big screen xD