Who keeps coming up with these poopty ideas for movies

Jono2 · August 09, 2009, 09:12:33 PM

(transformers, GI Joe)

and why do they end up mediocre instead of good or bad? (Good being good because its a good movie, bad being good because then they stop making poop)

I mean, honestly. What's next, Lego? Who comes up with these ideas? DERP HERP LETS MAEK A GI JOE MOVIE

jnfs2014 · August 09, 2009, 09:20:30 PM

Some five year old kid in China.

OH MY GOSH IT'S BARBIE LIVE ACTION MOVIE!

Jono2 · August 09, 2009, 09:23:58 PM

Quote from: JNFS2014 on August 09, 2009, 09:20:30 PM
Some five year old kid in China.

OH MY GOSH IT'S BARBIE LIVE ACTION MOVIE!

WITH KEN OMAIGAADDDDDD

Water ☮ · August 09, 2009, 09:51:46 PM

it's not a toy but, Jake Gyllenhal(sp?) as the Prince of Persia :|

wat?

Jono2 · August 09, 2009, 10:03:47 PM

Quote from: Water. on August 09, 2009, 09:51:46 PM
it's not a toy but, Jake Gyllenhal(sp?) as the Prince of Persia :|

wat?

I know

I mean, there hasn't been a good video game movie yet, why do they keep on trying?

Custom · August 10, 2009, 06:38:43 AM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0488982/

I might as well kill myself now. :(

Nayrman · August 10, 2009, 08:43:39 AM

And people wonder why I want absolutely nothing to do with any of the major studios when I go into film making. All they do is make bad licensed movies and can't come up with a single idea on their own.

Vic Mignona (Ed Elric, Broly, dozens of other characters) had it right when he said this: "The best movies nowadays are independent films, because they're the only ones that care anymore."

Mystic · August 10, 2009, 10:32:32 AM

How is Transformers poopty?

Nayrman · August 10, 2009, 11:17:10 AM

Quote from: Mystic on August 10, 2009, 10:32:32 AM
How is Transformers s***ty?

utterly pointless human characters, some of the most lowbrow humor ever, almost racist at points in the second one, oh, and let's not forget it's freakin' Michael Bay, the guy who gets paid to record explosions and Megan Fox's ass and tells the Special Effects department to fill in the rest.

HTA! · August 10, 2009, 11:42:28 AM

Transformers 2 wasn't a cinematic masterpiece.
But it was entertaining.

Therefore, good movie?

Nayrman · August 10, 2009, 11:47:56 AM

I have to say again, it's intercourse ing Michael Bay. The dude wouldn't know proper storytelling or basic film composition if you gave him the intercourse ing textbook.

T2 was only saved from being the worst film of the year because of Dragonball Evolution happened just before it. Hell will freeze over when Michael Bay makes a good movie that isn't "LOTS AND LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS AND CG"

Gwen Khan · August 10, 2009, 01:02:00 PM

Quote from: HTA on August 10, 2009, 11:42:28 AM
Transformers 2 wasn't a cinematic masterpiece.
But it was entertaining.

Therefore, good movie?

isn't it like the worst rated, highest grossing movie of all time?

Nayrman · August 10, 2009, 01:06:36 PM

Quote from: Tom Servo on August 10, 2009, 01:02:00 PM
isn't it like the worst rated, highest grossing movie of all time?

cuz people are stupid and will follow terrible advertising as long as a famous name is smacked on top of it for no good reason.

Also people wonder why I have no friends ;D

Jono2 · August 10, 2009, 02:43:57 PM

Quote from: Mystic on August 10, 2009, 10:32:32 AM
How is Transformers poopty?

never said it was poopty, but its a poopty premise.

But it is poopty, simply because it has Shia LeBoeuf.

The first one was decent (definitely not bad, the non-Shia parts. Not great though, thus Mediocre), the second one was "what the intercourse am i watching?"

Mystic · August 10, 2009, 03:53:31 PM

Haven't seen T2, but the first kicked ass.

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Who keeps coming up with these poopty ideas for movies