Give this a tune

[Dog Food]

I randomly just now wrote a quick song. I had a vague tune in mind, but that's about it. So if you're feeling musical, give this song a tune. You can actually sing it and record your voice, or be boring and just write the score. Or be even less creative and give an already created song that it could be sung to the tune of.

This is more like a poem than a song. But whatever. The world works in mysterious ways.

"I woke up that morning and I sighed
I felt something, felt something inside
There it was, that feeling again
Something was coming, I just didn't know when.

It was close, yeah it was near
I didn't know what, but it smelled like fear
And then I realized to my dismay,
What, college apps were due today!?

I ran outside, right out my door
I felt like a cop right outta film noir
The way I ran with the wind in my hair
Just try to copy me if you dare!

I slipped and I slid all around,
Determined I was and school bound.
Trying my hardest to get there on time
Yes it's true, I had a deadline.
(Wait, did that rhyme?)

Into the school not a second too soon
My haggard appearance made me look like a loon
But I didn't care
Without a second to spare
I went straight into Guidance's lair.

My counselor was stout and pursy
It was to her that I begged for mercy
She said, "No you're an hour too late"
And she quickly sealed my fate.

I sulked back home, beaten and worn
My spirit and soul had adequately been torn
There was no way I could get into college now
Thanks to that fat ninny and her unibrow

So here I stand, no degree to my name
I've been beaten and brutally maimed
Is there anything left for me in this world?
Nothing but to sing of a past unfurled.

And so my lyrics do woefully depict
A sad story of my life's conflict
It's going to all end with a bang
And that's the very last word I sang."

[The Riddler]

Where's Zovi when you need him? He can turn this into an upbeat techno song.

[Magnum]

Try this. I heard it goes with everything.