Whoever can amuse me most with the following phrases wins.

[Kilroy]

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/5587/board.jpg

This is the Announcer Alert Board from Meet the Spy. Combine THREE of the phrases listed there, and whoever has the most amusing combo wins... something.

Example: RED DEMOMAN ON TOILET NEEDS BACKUP

[Linkman]

Team Update On Break Again.
Depressed Red Demoman Is Drunk.
Blue Scout Hit By Train Again.
Red Sniper Jarate Smells.

Ok that's it.

[Light]

BLUE SPY IS A WOMAN.
RED HEAVY FOUND DRACULA.
BLUE SCOUT NEEDS ROOMMATE AGAIN.
BLUE HEAVY LOST DRACULA.
LEAKED VIDEO HAS BRIEFCASE.

[Kierou]

Did you make those phrases up?

[SkyMyl]

LOOK OUT DRACULA IS A WOMAN

[GreatGonzales106]

BLUE SCOUT HAS EVIL TWIN ON TOILET
FOUND DRACULA SMOTHERED ON TOILET
ON TOILET RED MEDIC NEEDS A RIDE
EMERGENCY ON TOILET ALL CLEAR
IS A WOMAN SLEEPING ON TOILET

(I got a little carried away with the toilet)

And my personal favorite: [spoiler]RED HEAVY NEEDS A RIDE BEHIND YOU![/spoiler]

[Doodle]

BLUE HEAVY EXPLODED ON TOILET
BLUE SNIPER BEHIND YOU NEEDS ROOMMATE
RED HEAVY DROWNED RED HEAVY

[Gwen Khan]

LOOK OUT DRACULA IS A WOMAN

I just found out that Count Dracula was a faggot

[Linkman]

LOOK OUT DRACULA IS A WOMAN

Too bad just "Dracula" isn't up there.

Dohhoho.

[Lohn Jocke]

Red spy backstabbed Red Spy.

And yes, there IS two.

[THEBIRD]

1. LOOK OUT RED MEDIC SMELLS
2. RED SPY WOUNDED ON TOILET
3. BLUE SPY EXPLODED AGAIN
4. BLUE SPY DROWNED AGAIN
5. LOOK OUT RED SPY ON TOILET
6. BLUE SPY HIT BY TRAIN ON TOILET

I'll stop at my favorite number, 6.

[Shujinco2]

Red Spy is a Robot on Fire

:)

I'll think of more, entertaining ones tomarrow.

[Linkman]

I know I'm bumping an old thread here, but this is relevant.

http://tf2.done21.com/

[jnfs2014]

HUNGRY RED SPY DEFENSTRATED COUNT DRACULA.

[Kilroy]

I know I'm bumping an old thread here, but this is relevant.

http://tf2.done21.com/

That's intercourse ing sweet.