well i'm going to jail soon so i need some advice.
how to i not become some one's ninny
how do i hold onto the soap
how do i become friends with bubba
how do i make a shank
how do i make new friends
how do i get parole
im srs help
how to i not become some one's ninny Do a barrel roll
how do i hold onto the soap Sticky Tape
how do i become friends with bubba No Pants.
how do i make a shank Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time
how do i make new friends No Pants.
how do i get parole No Pants.
kk gogo
This looks a little like JMV's post at NS2 >_>
Quote from: bluaki on November 27, 2007, 04:15:03 PM
This looks a little like JMV's post at NS2 >_>
What are you talking about?
Why are you on that site traitor.
i got some advice...
STOP BREAKIN THE LAW ASSHOLE!
Quote from: Missy203 on November 27, 2007, 04:16:29 PM
Quote from: bluaki on November 27, 2007, 04:15:03 PM
This looks a little like JMV's post at NS2 >_>
What are you talking about?
Why are you on that site traitor.
nub
were freinds nao
Il break ya out
Start screaming "JEWS!" in a German accent. That should solve all of your problems. ;D
Ouch! I hope you get by well...
Here's some advice (never been there, so this is the best I can give... sorry.), just listen to what the guards say, try to stay out of fights, and you MIGHT get out early even. Parole? Only if the judge orders it.
And if you actually committed it, and you are given a plea deal, that will allow you less jail time, I'd probably go for it, IMO.
And remember your constitutional rights...
Oh, and about a cell mate, I don't really know...
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
how to i not become some one's b*** Do a barrel roll
how do i hold onto the soap Sticky Tape
how do i become friends with bubba No Pants.
how do i make a shank Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time
how do i make new friends No Pants.
how do i get parole No Pants.
kk gogo
AND DON'T LISTEN TO KILROY'S ADVICE!
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
Ouch! I hope you get by well...
Here's some advice (never been there, so this is the best I can give... sorry.), just listen to what the guards say, try to stay out of fights, and you MIGHT get out early even. Parole? Only if the judge orders it.
And if you actually committed it, and you are given a plea deal, that will allow you less jail time, I'd probably go for it, IMO.
And remember your constitutional rights...
Oh, and about a cell mate, I don't really know...
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
how to i not become some one's b*** Do a barrel roll
how do i hold onto the soap Sticky Tape
how do i become friends with bubba No Pants.
how do i make a shank Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time
how do i make new friends No Pants.
how do i get parole No Pants.
kk gogo
AND DON'T LISTEN TO KILROY'S ADVICE!
It's a joke topic.
I made a joke reply.
Cows.
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
Ouch! I hope you get by well...
Here's some advice (never been there, so this is the best I can give... sorry.), just listen to what the guards say, try to stay out of fights, and you MIGHT get out early even. Parole? Only if the judge orders it.
And if you actually committed it, and you are given a plea deal, that will allow you less jail time, I'd probably go for it, IMO.
And remember your constitutional rights...
Oh, and about a cell mate, I don't really know...
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
how to i not become some one's b*** Do a barrel roll
how do i hold onto the soap Sticky Tape
how do i become friends with bubba No Pants.
how do i make a shank Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time
how do i make new friends No Pants.
how do i get parole No Pants.
kk gogo
AND DON'T LISTEN TO KILROY'S ADVICE!
Don't fight? Sorry, but you no fight, you no be your own person.
Hi jmv babe <3
brother says hi.
Quote from: NINNIN6 on November 27, 2007, 04:31:03 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
Ouch! I hope you get by well...
Here's some advice (never been there, so this is the best I can give... sorry.), just listen to what the guards say, try to stay out of fights, and you MIGHT get out early even. Parole? Only if the judge orders it.
And if you actually committed it, and you are given a plea deal, that will allow you less jail time, I'd probably go for it, IMO.
And remember your constitutional rights...
Oh, and about a cell mate, I don't really know...
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
how to i not become some one's b*** Do a barrel roll
how do i hold onto the soap Sticky Tape
how do i become friends with bubba No Pants.
how do i make a shank Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time
how do i make new friends No Pants.
how do i get parole No Pants.
kk gogo
AND DON'T LISTEN TO KILROY'S ADVICE!
Don't fight? Sorry, but you no fight, you no be your own person.
Eh, get into fights in jail, you might have to serve full sentence.
Also, at school, no one fights, to be exact. They do, and they know they're in deep s***.
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:25:58 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
Ouch! I hope you get by well...
Here's some advice (never been there, so this is the best I can give... sorry.), just listen to what the guards say, try to stay out of fights, and you MIGHT get out early even. Parole? Only if the judge orders it.
And if you actually committed it, and you are given a plea deal, that will allow you less jail time, I'd probably go for it, IMO.
And remember your constitutional rights...
Oh, and about a cell mate, I don't really know...
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
how to i not become some one's b*** Do a barrel roll
how do i hold onto the soap Sticky Tape
how do i become friends with bubba No Pants.
how do i make a shank Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time
how do i make new friends No Pants.
how do i get parole No Pants.
kk gogo
AND DON'T LISTEN TO KILROY'S ADVICE!
It's a joke topic.
I made a joke reply.
Cows.
Hmm... now that I think of it, you're right... it is a joke topic.
Hey, I take jail related things seriously here!
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:38:04 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:25:58 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
Ouch! I hope you get by well...
Here's some advice (never been there, so this is the best I can give... sorry.), just listen to what the guards say, try to stay out of fights, and you MIGHT get out early even. Parole? Only if the judge orders it.
And if you actually committed it, and you are given a plea deal, that will allow you less jail time, I'd probably go for it, IMO.
And remember your constitutional rights...
Oh, and about a cell mate, I don't really know...
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
how to i not become some one's b*** Do a barrel roll
how do i hold onto the soap Sticky Tape
how do i become friends with bubba No Pants.
how do i make a shank Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time
how do i make new friends No Pants.
how do i get parole No Pants.
kk gogo
AND DON'T LISTEN TO KILROY'S ADVICE!
It's a joke topic.
I made a joke reply.
Cows.
Hmm... now that I think of it, you're right... it is a joke topic.
Hey, I take jail related things seriously here!
never believe anything on the interwebs
Quote from: farf on November 27, 2007, 04:44:01 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:38:04 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:25:58 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
Ouch! I hope you get by well...
Here's some advice (never been there, so this is the best I can give... sorry.), just listen to what the guards say, try to stay out of fights, and you MIGHT get out early even. Parole? Only if the judge orders it.
And if you actually committed it, and you are given a plea deal, that will allow you less jail time, I'd probably go for it, IMO.
And remember your constitutional rights...
Oh, and about a cell mate, I don't really know...
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
how to i not become some one's b*** Do a barrel roll
how do i hold onto the soap Sticky Tape
how do i become friends with bubba No Pants.
how do i make a shank Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time
how do i make new friends No Pants.
how do i get parole No Pants.
kk gogo
AND DON'T LISTEN TO KILROY'S ADVICE!
It's a joke topic.
I made a joke reply.
Cows.
Hmm... now that I think of it, you're right... it is a joke topic.
Hey, I take jail related things seriously here!
never believe anything on the interwebs
But the Internet is Serious Business.
Guys two months is a long time :(.
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:46:08 PM
Quote from: farf on November 27, 2007, 04:44:01 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:38:04 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:25:58 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
Ouch! I hope you get by well...
Here's some advice (never been there, so this is the best I can give... sorry.), just listen to what the guards say, try to stay out of fights, and you MIGHT get out early even. Parole? Only if the judge orders it.
And if you actually committed it, and you are given a plea deal, that will allow you less jail time, I'd probably go for it, IMO.
And remember your constitutional rights...
Oh, and about a cell mate, I don't really know...
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
how to i not become some one's b*** Do a barrel roll
how do i hold onto the soap Sticky Tape
how do i become friends with bubba No Pants.
how do i make a shank Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time
how do i make new friends No Pants.
how do i get parole No Pants.
kk gogo
AND DON'T LISTEN TO KILROY'S ADVICE!
It's a joke topic.
I made a joke reply.
Cows.
Hmm... now that I think of it, you're right... it is a joke topic.
Hey, I take jail related things seriously here!
never believe anything on the interwebs
But the Internet is Serious Business.
look at your avatar... DOES IT LOOK SERIOUS?
Quote from: farf on November 27, 2007, 04:49:14 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:46:08 PM
Quote from: farf on November 27, 2007, 04:44:01 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:38:04 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:25:58 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
Ouch! I hope you get by well...
Here's some advice (never been there, so this is the best I can give... sorry.), just listen to what the guards say, try to stay out of fights, and you MIGHT get out early even. Parole? Only if the judge orders it.
And if you actually committed it, and you are given a plea deal, that will allow you less jail time, I'd probably go for it, IMO.
And remember your constitutional rights...
Oh, and about a cell mate, I don't really know...
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
how to i not become some one's b*** Do a barrel roll
how do i hold onto the soap Sticky Tape
how do i become friends with bubba No Pants.
how do i make a shank Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time
how do i make new friends No Pants.
how do i get parole No Pants.
kk gogo
AND DON'T LISTEN TO KILROY'S ADVICE!
It's a joke topic.
I made a joke reply.
Cows.
Hmm... now that I think of it, you're right... it is a joke topic.
Hey, I take jail related things seriously here!
never believe anything on the interwebs
But the Internet is Serious Business.
look at your avatar... DOES IT LOOK SERIOUS?
Yes.
Two people are screaming because something bad happened, obviously.
I feel like the whole world gone crazy
The stadium smells like intercourse ing dead babies
And old people, going through rigor mortis
While the government tortoise, slow to support us
Instead they record us and give us self-righteous orders
Reporters implore us, not to break the law
I saw a ninny talking on TV, I wanna break her jaw
A teleprompter, can never describe what I saw
The phones are dead, no police and no E.M.T.
Powerless like we got hit, with an E.M.P.
It reminds me of the days when we lived as slaves
They just denied the migrant workers, federal aide
And people tell me poverty, doesn't have any color
Well it does down here motherintercourse er
And now they talk about, rebuildin where nothing is working nothing!
Just lawyers gettin more contracts by Halliburton
Blame it on your brother. >_>
On the day, me and Sabac Red,
drop dead, knocked by the feds,
And get shot with a glock in the head
Like the bloods on the corner, the block'll be red
And like the passion of Christ, there'll be alot to be said
Fuck a protest in the street wit all of my peeps
My soul will never let a crooked cops family sleep.
And you'll never find peace even in retirement
like Amadou Diallo cops that turned into firemen
I'll give your children, laying in their sleepin, hypnosis
nightmares about drowning in an ocean of roaches
molested by dead bodies full of worms and locusts
but the insects are nothing when the judgement approaches
call my spirit the coldest... you say that I’m bitter
but im sick of cops calling me a spic and a n_gger
and you pigs probably won’t get the message I write you
cause the industry is racist mutherintercourse ers just like you.
Quote from: JMV290 on November 27, 2007, 05:14:03 PM
On the day, me and Sabac Red,
drop dead, knocked by the feds,
And get shot with a glock in the head
Like the bloods on the corner, the block'll be red
And like the passion of Christ, there'll be alot to be said
Fuck a protest in the street wit all of my peeps
My soul will never let a crooked cops family sleep.
And you'll never find peace even in retirement
like Amadou Diallo cops that turned into firemen
I'll give your children, laying in their sleepin, hypnosis
nightmares about drowning in an ocean of roaches
molested by dead bodies full of worms and locusts
but the insects are nothing when the judgement approaches
call my spirit the coldest... you say that I'm bitter
but im sick of cops calling me a spic and a n_gger
and you pigs probably won't get the message I write you
cause the industry is racist mutherintercourse ers just like you.
wut
LOLwtf
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 05:22:34 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on November 27, 2007, 05:14:03 PM
On the day, me and Sabac Red,
drop dead, knocked by the feds,
And get shot with a glock in the head
Like the bloods on the corner, the block'll be red
And like the passion of Christ, there'll be alot to be said
Fuck a protest in the street wit all of my peeps
My soul will never let a crooked cops family sleep.
And you'll never find peace even in retirement
like Amadou Diallo cops that turned into firemen
I'll give your children, laying in their sleepin, hypnosis
nightmares about drowning in an ocean of roaches
molested by dead bodies full of worms and locusts
but the insects are nothing when the judgement approaches
call my spirit the coldest... you say that I'm bitter
but im sick of cops calling me a spic and a n_gger
and you pigs probably won't get the message I write you
cause the industry is racist mutherintercourse ers just like you.
wut
you heard me
police brutality is bad.
Quote from: JMV290 on November 27, 2007, 05:30:36 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 05:22:34 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on November 27, 2007, 05:14:03 PM
On the day, me and Sabac Red,
drop dead, knocked by the feds,
And get shot with a glock in the head
Like the bloods on the corner, the block'll be red
And like the passion of Christ, there'll be alot to be said
Fuck a protest in the street wit all of my peeps
My soul will never let a crooked cops family sleep.
And you'll never find peace even in retirement
like Amadou Diallo cops that turned into firemen
I'll give your children, laying in their sleepin, hypnosis
nightmares about drowning in an ocean of roaches
molested by dead bodies full of worms and locusts
but the insects are nothing when the judgement approaches
call my spirit the coldest... you say that I'm bitter
but im sick of cops calling me a spic and a n_gger
and you pigs probably won't get the message I write you
cause the industry is racist mutherintercourse ers just like you.
wut
you heard me
police brutality is bad.
its worse when your not white
Quote from: farf on November 27, 2007, 04:49:56 PM
Quote from: Missy203 on November 27, 2007, 04:48:59 PM
Guys two months is a long time :(.
YOU FAILED
All I did was kill my neighbors dog....he was stealing my wifi. So I had to get back at him.
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 27, 2007, 05:31:58 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on November 27, 2007, 05:30:36 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 05:22:34 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on November 27, 2007, 05:14:03 PM
On the day, me and Sabac Red,
drop dead, knocked by the feds,
And get shot with a glock in the head
Like the bloods on the corner, the block'll be red
And like the passion of Christ, there'll be alot to be said
Fuck a protest in the street wit all of my peeps
My soul will never let a crooked cops family sleep.
And you'll never find peace even in retirement
like Amadou Diallo cops that turned into firemen
I'll give your children, laying in their sleepin, hypnosis
nightmares about drowning in an ocean of roaches
molested by dead bodies full of worms and locusts
but the insects are nothing when the judgement approaches
call my spirit the coldest... you say that I'm bitter
but im sick of cops calling me a spic and a n_gger
and you pigs probably won't get the message I write you
cause the industry is racist mutherintercourse ers just like you.
wut
you heard me
police brutality is bad.
its worse when your not white
i have the soul of a brother :|