Note: With season 2 finished, only one more season of Luigi's shed is left in the series, Season 3: Luigi's Island. The first chapter should be up sometime this summer, exact date unknown. Once I finish the first chapter, i will post a new chapter each month (no more weekly chapters), but you can expect the chapters to be longer as well. Thank you for your continued support, I hope you can look forward to the next, and final season of Luigi's Shed!
Upcoming Events:
-Season 3, Chapter One- TBA
Past Notices:
-Season 2 Finale to be posted!
-Sixth Chapter of "Luigi's Hotel" posted!
-Fifth Chapter of "Luigi's Hotel" posted!
-Fourth Chapter of "Luigi's Hotel" posted!
-My brawl FC is 2835-9760-6757 post here if you wanna brawl me!
-Second and Third Chapter of "Luigi's Hotel" posted!
-First Chapter of "Luigi's Hotel" posted!
-With Season One of "Luigi's Shed" finished, here Begin's Season Two, "Luigi's Hotel."
-Finale of "Luigi's Shed" posted!
Introduction:
Ok originally on Nsider I had a fan fic called Luigi's Shed, for those of you who have not read it, it is a comedy spoof off of Luigi's Mansion. I got a lot of good feedback ever since I started it. I have the first 2 seasons already written and I will be posting one or two episodes/chapters a week. Please comment, and I hope you too will come to know and love the world of Luigi's shed.
(Please note that season one is in a different format then season two. Season one is written in a script format, while season two is much more organized and written almost like a book. Also this fan fic's chapters start out short, as the story continues each chapter is longer then the last. I hope you enjoy this fan fic, feed back much appreciated.)
Episode 1: The Kidnap.
The scene is Mario and Luigi's house 12 midnight.
Mario:*sleeping* zzzzzz...zzzzzz...
Luigi:*sleeping*zzzz....*wakes up*
TV: breaking news princess peach and princess daisy were both kidnapped today. more on this at 11.
Luigi: ...but...its 12...
TV: sorry for the inconvenience this breaking news story can not be shown until our new anchor person is hired and signs the contract, so it could be tomorrow at 11 or the next day or the following week or maybe...
Luigi: *turns off TV* *yelling* Mario, Mario, wake up, wake up... princess peach and daisy have been kidnapped!!!
Mario:*still sleeping* five more minutes mommy...
Luigi: *goes and gets the camera*
Mario: *mumbling in sleepy voice* five more minutes mommy the pony is just going to get saved by this nice young fellow...
Luigi: *still filming Mario* haha, i can see the head lines now. "local hero wins toadstools funnies home videos."
Mario: *wakes up* ahhh, why are you filming me???!!!
Luigi: *trying to come up with an excuse* aaaahhhh... Princess peach and daisy have been kidnapped...
Mario: *completely forgetting about the camera* oh no i need to save peach!
Luigi: and daisy...
Mario: oh, oh, right...
Mario: were did you hear about this???
Luigi: the news it is going to be on... at 11...
Mario: but its past 12...
Luigi: ya they are going to have it in a coming day when they get a new anchor person.
Mario: I guess we will have to watch the TV then for a while...
Mario: *turns on TV* *flipping through channels* ok channel 11...
Mario: *in girly voice* oh look the tv shopping network!!!!!! yay!!!
Luigi: Mario!
Mario: oh, oh, right...
Mario: ok here it is.
Mario and Luigi continue to watch TV for 3 days straight then the news finally comes on.
TV: ok the new anchor person is ready to tell about the kidnapping of peach and daisy.
TV: hello my name is Jim, today... *holds ear piece* what's that oh, a few days ago princess peach and daisy were kidnapped. we have details on what happened. our number one suspect is...*tv goes fussy then shuts off.
Mario and Luigi: Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Luigi: stupid cable... we need to switch to Comcast... its Comcastic!
Mario: i guess we will have to just find out who it was on our own.
Comments, ideas, and more please.... TO BE CONTINUED!!!
EPISODE 2: MARIO CAN'T SAVE THE DAY...
Mario: well Bowser always kidnaps peach so i would say it is him.
Luigi: *in mad voice* so your telling me you could have told me that in the beginning so we did not have to watch the TV for 3 days...
Mario: well, yes... But when you fell asleep i could watch the TV shopping network. i bought 3 lamps and 2 figurines.
Luigi: *in sarcastic voice trying not to laugh* TV shopping network...
Mario: * in big manly voice* i mean the buff man channel. i bought a bow flex.
Luigi: dude link uses bows for work out and look at him he has no muscle in his body.
Mario: but link is my hero...
Mario: ...anyway, lets find peach.
Luigi: *thinking "and daisy too"* ok...
when suddenly a crash happens in the background... and a guy in a link costume comes out of nowhere.
Fake Link: Hello Mario i am here to help you find peach...
Luigi: and daisy...
Fake Link: *annoyed at Luigi for interrupting* sure what ever. anyway, Mario i am going to go with you to help save peach...
Fake Link: and daisy...
Fake Link: ok lets go.
Luigi: *following them*
Fake Link: *looks at Luigi and stops*
Luigi: *looking confused* can i come?
Mario: do i ever let you come?
Luigi: *Says sadly* no...
Mario: what did i tell you?
Luigi: I know, I know, I'm not a hero and Mario is the only hero in this house...
Mario: good boy! *pulls out dog treat* now role over.
Luigi: *rolling over*
Mario: good boy *throws treat across room*
Luigi: *runs for treat*
Mario and Fake Link: *run out of room when Luigi is not looking*
Luigi: *notices they are gone*awww... *singing* "ONE IS THE LONLIEST NUMBER..."
In a distant woods...
Mario: link did i ever tell you that your my hero?
Fake link: *frustrated* yes only 27 times on the way over here.
Mario: *surprised* you keep track, you really do love me!!!! yay!!!
Fake Link: ya, ya, ya...
Fake Link: *unzips zipper in front of link costume that is so noticeable that even a rock could see it... which is pathetic because no one noticed it* Now im going to get you!!!!!
Mario: Nooooo!! your not Link your......
scene fades to Luigi
Luigi: *still singing* "two can be as bad as one but one is the loneliest number..." *Stops singing*
Luigi: *turns on TV*hmm i wonder what is on... hey wait a minute the TV works.
Luigi: oh...Yoshi... bad...lizard?... you sat on the remote and turned off the tv in the middle of the breaking news story.
Luigi: maybe they are still talking about it...
Yoshi: Yoshi!!
Luigi: turns channel to news.
TV: breaking news the hero we were planning on hiring to find peach and daisy, Mario, has been kidnapped. we now are sending
a reporter of ours to go and ask a new hero to help us, his name is...*TV turns off*
Luigi: Yoshi!!!!!!
Yoshi: what, i mean Yoshi!
Luigi: you can talk?
Yoshi: duh stupid, i mean Yoshi?!
Luigi: did you turn off the TV?
Yoshi: no, i mean Yoshi!!!!!! man im just going to shut up... i mean Yoshi...
Luigi: i need Comcast!!!!!!
Luigi: *goes onto internet* ok Google search Comcast. *clicks on link*
Luigi: ok...*enters credit card number*
Computer: downloading Comcast TV to your computer, your Comcast satellite is being shipped to you mean while watch TV on your computer after downloading this.
Luigi: *clicks download button*
Computer: downloading 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000001%
Computer: downloading 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000002%
Computer: downloading 0.00000000...
Luigi: stupid dial up, i need Comcast high speed internet.
Luigi: but first i better wait until this finishes, this could take awhile, i think ill go on a walk,*in sarcastically angry voice* around the world!!! You want to come Yoshi?
Yoshi: sure....i mean Yoshi... dang it...
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Luigi: *walks to door to go on a walk, opens door and professor e gad is there.*
E. gad: Luigi, uncle Sam wants you to save Mario, so he can save peach and daisy, well actually the news channel wants you, and they will pay $100 an hour!
Luigi: sweet! ill do it
E gad: first we need to go to the house that has all of the clues it is in the middle of the woods.
Luigi: ok.
Comments, ideas, anything, post here.
TO BE CONTINUED... Next episode- The shed...
Pretty good.
Episode 3- The Shed.
So Luigi and E gad go into the woods behind Mario and Luigi's house and they go into a shed.
Luigi: ok now what, by the way am i getting paid starting now?
E. Gad: no.
Luigi: now?
E. gad: no, not yet.... wait for it... wait for it... wait for it..... wait for it....
Luigi: what are we waiting for?
E. gad: wait for it.... wait for it....
Luigi: oh what ever...
Luigi: *walks into shed* what is that?!
E. gad: *in back ground* wait for it...
Luigi: its...
E. gad: there it is!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luigi: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
E. Gad: ......
Luigi: its a broom...
E Gad: oh....then.... wait for it... wait for it...
Ghost: *appears from air* Boooooooooooo!!!!!!
Luigi: ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
King boo: *appears from air* we have him...
E. Gad: now you get paid per hour.
Luigi: sweet! *turns around and see's boo and king boo* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
E. gad: here take this gadget it absorbs the ghosts.
Luigi: ok how do i use it.
E. gad: here. * corny elevator music plays in back ground* now I'm going to take you through tutorial.
E. Gad: *in robotic corny voice* press and hold the A button to absorb the boo. *makes a boo appear randomly*
Luigi: but don't have a controller...
E. Gad: *still talking in robotic voice* here take this device i can communicate to you with it.
Luigi: no you can't its a... game boy advance...
E. gad: oh sorry... here take this. its a polyrodicator, it lets us communicate via Polaroid picture.
Luigi: dude... its a Nintendo ds, it communicates through pict to chat...
E. Gad: * in a phony convincing voice* no... its a polyrodicator, it lets us communicate via Polaroid picture.
Luigi: *in sarcastic voice* OK CRAZY...
E. gad: anyway back to the tutorial. press the B button to turn on your flash light...
Luigi: um... isn't there just a switch on the flashli...
E. Gad: THE B BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!
Luigi: *in scared voice* ok, ok, B button, just don't hurt me...
E. Gad: ok now your ready to fight the boos and king boo.
Meanwhile king boo sneaks away while the crazy professor E. Gad finishes his tutorial.
E. Gad: and when your done with your game please save before turning off your system.
Luigi: isn't life just but a game?...
E. Gad: sure now kill king boo...
Luigi: ok, were is he.
E. Gad: i don't know but he left this.*reads note* "if you every want to see Mario again bring peach and daisy to me..."
Luigi: oh great now we have to go find peach and daisy also.
E. Gad: yes we do first we should get Yoshi then come back here to find clues as to were peach and daisy are.
Luigi: i'll get my chain saw... well i guess we can't get it cause they are ghosts but ill bring it anyway.
Luigi and E. Gad go to Mario and Luigi's house and go to get Yoshi.
Luigi: *opens front door*
Computer: *in back ground* Downloading 1.0000000000000000000000001221111166310004%
Luigi: wow... no comment.
Yoshi: you need my h...*interupts himself*...Yoshi! *thinking* i got to stop doing that...
So they take Yoshi and head back to the shed...
TO BE CONTINUED... Comments, ideas, feed back, post here please.....next episode...Episode 4-Exploring The Shed
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on November 14, 2007, 05:47:44 AM
Pretty good.
thanks, just wait till i get season 2 up, it is written so much better and is un comparably better then season one. I will continue to post at least one episode a day until i have posted all that i have written.
Here you go i hope you enjoy it!
Episode 4-Exploring The Shed Part 1 of 3
Luigi: *opens shed door*
Luigi, E gadd, and Yoshi walk through the door.
Luigi: Yoshi what is the deal with you we know you can talk now.
Yoshi: fine ok i can talk you happy. now lets go kick some baddies... this is a G show huh?
Luigi: unfortunately, yes.
Yoshi: ok in that case lets go beat some baddies.
E. gad: i liked it better when he could not talk...
suddenly the door slams shut behind them and locks from the other side.
Luigi: oh great.
E. Gad: look in that room. its a dancing ghost couple.
*ball dancing music in the background*
E. Gad: Luigi you must defeat the first boss.
Luigi: ok ill get my chain saw.
E. Gad: Their ghosts...
Luigi: oh ya... right... ill use this vacuum thingy.
E. Gad: your holding it backwards, did not you not learn anything from my tutorial.
Luigi: *in confused voice* yes. no. yes. aawwww forget it!
Luigi: *enters room*
Ghost couple: i looove the ballroom music...
Luigi: Yoshi come here!
Yoshi: yes.
Luigi: go attack them.
Yoshi: yes sir!
Yoshi: *runs toward ghosts then vanishes into thin air*
E. Gad: YYYYeeeeesss!!!!!!!!!! he is finally gone.
Luigi: ok I'm not going to save 4 people Yoshi is going to have to go on his own.
Ghost couple: i looove the ballroom music...
Luigi: *thinks* That's it!
Luigi: *pulls out boom box and turns on loud rap music*
E. Gad: Its working!
Luigi: *pulls out Vacuum*
Vacuum: vvvvvoooooouuuusssshhhhhhh..........
Luigi: yes they dropped a key. and a note.
and the note read...
dear Luigi,
This is your good friend i have peach and daisy.
we are having great fun. I locked them in a cage
today and hung the cage over a pool of piranhas.
We know that you can not save them because of
king boo. But we are in my castle in the sky,
which is guarded by cannons.
-Bowser
Luigi: what a moron... he even signed it Bowser so we know its him.
E. Gad: i guess we should save Mario then get into the castle.
Luigi: *thinking aloud* i wonder if Comcast is done loading??? opps did i say that aloud...
E. gad: your thinking about Comcast at a time like this?!
E. gad: anyway here i will duplicate the key then we can split up and try to find what it goes to.
E. Gad: *duplicates key*
Luigi: ok lets go...
TO BE CONTINUED...comments, ideas, post here.... first thing tomorrow morning around 9am i will post a new episode... it will be packed with much more comedy and some new plot. it is Episode 5-Exploring The Shed Part 2 of 3
I like it. Can't wait for the next one.
Episode 5:Exploring The Shed Part 2 of 3
so e. gad and Luigi split up to find what the key goes to.
Luigi: *talking to e. gad over ds* ok I'm looking for the a keyhole.
E. gad: *talking normal* if you have not noticed we are in the same room i can see you.
Luigi: oh, sorry.
E. gad: ok I'm going to go check a different room you look in here still.
Luigi: ok.
Luigi: *talking normal* i found a keyhole. and the key fits...
Luigi: hello?
Luigi: hello?
Luigi: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! the ghost must have got him.
DS: you got mail!
Luigi: *reads ds out loud* Luigi shut up, you have been talking but i was in a different room so i could not hear you-e. gad-
E. Gad: *walks in room* ok so the key fits now turn it to see if it works.
Luigi: *turns key* *nothing happens*
Luigi: awwww...
E. Gad: I'm going to go look in the other room, use the ds please.
E. Gad: *leaves room*
Luigi: hmmm...
Luigi: *starts humming*
Luigi: yes a keyhole.
Luigi: *trys key with keyhole* it works.
Luigi: *talking over ds* Professor i found a keyhole and it works.
Luigi: *still talking on ds* hello?
Luigi: *hears commercial play in ds* switch to the company with the fewest dropped calls. the Cingular all over network. Cingular raising the bar.
Luigi: ok...
Luigi: stupid ds only working in 60 ft range.
*E. Gad walks in room*
E. Gad: ok forget the ds here is a Cingular cell phone.
Luigi: anyway this key works with this keyhole.
E. Gad: good.
Luigi: *walks into new room* look in the corner its a boo.
E. Gad: *pulls out laser and shoots the ghost*
*ghost vaporizes and drops a map*
Luigi: are you telling me we could have done that from the start???!!!
E. Gad: yes...
E. Gad: *picks up map* it shows us how to get to king boo's lair. Lets go.
TO BE CONTINUED... comments, ideas, post here...
That was good.
Episode 6: captured Mario
Mario: why do you have me captured???
King boo: so i can get the princesses and become rich of course.
Mario: you think Luigi can get them, he is a side kick.
King boo: your the one that said your last wish as a free man was to go get your teddy bear boo-buu.
Mario: *in whiney voice* hey that was a secret!
King boo: well now all the boos know about it. laugh at him boos!!!!hahahahaha
Boos: hahahahahahaha...muhahahahah....
King boo: what a loser... hashhahahaha
Mario: *crying* whaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
King boo: ill be back.
King boo: *throws Mario into a cage and locks it*
Mario: good thing i have this cell phone and it is Cingular so i have no dropped calls...
Sponsor: Cingular. we have the fewest dropped calls. so switch to Cingular.
Mario: hey i have push to talk and Luigi is online.
Mario: *calls Luigi with push to talk*
Luigi's voice mail: mummammia it's a mea Luigi. leave a message after the tone.tone...
Mario: *leaving voice mail on phone* Luigi its me Mario. king boo has me... i miss my figurines and lamps... and my blanky nah nah...wahhhh....*crying* come and help me im in king boo's lair...
Mario: *goes on internet on cell phone to watch home and gardening channel*
Mario: yes my phone gets Comcast!!
Mario: Luigi must have ordered it... instead of finding me....
Mario: *changes channel to soap opera channel* No Vicky don't kiss him, he doesn't really love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scene goes to king boo.
Boos: what do you want of us sir.
King boo: nothing i need to practice my evil laugh.
King boo: *in squeaky voice* MMMMuuuuhhhaasssssssqqquuuuueeeeaaaallllll.........
King boo: lemmy try again. ready. 1. 2. 3. muhsqeulhehe *comes out as girly giggle* hehehehehehe.
King boo: aww its no use.
scene goes back to Mario.
Mario: *still watching soap opera* Nooooooooo!!!! Don't do it jimmy, don't kill Jill, she didn't cheat on you!!!!!!!!!1
Scene fades to Luigi and e. gad.
E. gad: ok lets find Mario by following this map.
Luigi: what makes you think Mario is there.
E. Gad: because on the map in his lair is says area were Mario is captured.
Luigi: i got a new voicemail...
Luigi: *calls his voicemail*
Voicemail: hello you have reached your automated voice messaging system, please enter your 4 digit pass code and press the pound key.
Luigi: um... I don't remember my pass code...
E. Gad: I can try to break it but it could take awhile.
Luigi: it says in caller ID its from Mario.
TO BE CONTINUED....
Episode 7: Exploring the shed part 3 of 3
Luigi: Hmm... *thinking*
E.Gadd: we have to go back to make the vacuum work against king boo.
Luigi: But what about the message from Mario?
E. Gadd: Later...Later... *maniacal laughter* muhahahahaha!!!!!!!
Luigi: ok...
*Luigi and egad walk to the entrance*
Luigi: hey...look at that...it's...
Luigi: *irritated voice* its the key to the entrance.
E.gadd: wow, it was right next to the entrance the whole time...
Luigi and E gad use the key to open the entrance and walk out
E. gadd: I will go and fix the vacuum.
Luigi: I will wait for you in the house.*goes to house*
*E.gadd goes to fix the vacuum*
Door: knock! knock!
Luigi: who's there?
Door: special delivery!
Luigi: Special delivery Who?
Door: Comcast!
Luigi: yes Comcast is finally here!!
Luigi: *goes to the computer to cancel download for Comcast since he got it for his house*
Computer: downloading 99%
Luigi: Wow!!! it loaded!!
Computer: error, typo- actual download 9.9%
Luigi: aww...
*Luigi cancels the download*
Luigi: now I'm going to go set up Comcast.
Delivery guy: *still at door* *yelling* Hello!!! Do you want your delivery?!
Luigi: *embarrassed* oh, oops. *goes to answer the door*
Delivery guy: ok sign here. *hands him a piece of paper*
Luigi: who is the delivery from? *signs paper and hands it back to him*
Delivery guy: Comcast. Duh! *hands Luigi a huge box*
Luigi: Thanks *slams door in delivery guy's face*
Delivery guy: ok, fine don't give me a tip! *leaves angrily*
Luigi: *opens huge box like a small child opening a Christmas present* Yay!!!!!!!
Luigi: *confused* what's this???
Luigi: *all he see's in the huge box is a note*
Luigi: Hmmm... *reads note*
Dear Luigi,
We are sorry for the inconvenience,
but Comcast has gone out of business.
The reason we went out of business
was because DSL sewed us for our
turtle commercial saying that DSL
is slow... they won... here is a refund.
-Comcast
Luigi: *Looks at check in box* it says... one dollar....
Luigi: *in raged voice* I paid 30 dollars!!!!!!!!!!
Luigi: *as professor e gad walks into room* I am going to kill some one!!!!!!!!!!!
E. Gadd: how about king boo?
Luigi: *still mad* sounds good to me!
E. Gadd: Here you go. *hands Luigi a vacuum* This is the new poltergust.
E. Gadd: it is the poltergust 4000 upgraded from the poltergust 3000.
E. Gadd: instead of shooting fire, water, and ice, it shoots air, gasoline, and pie... ghosts hate pie!!
Luigi: *in confused voice* ok...
*Luigi and e. gadd walk back to shed*
Luigi: how come this shed is tiny but when we go in it, it is huge?
E. Gadd: Don't ask me I'm not the author of this story...
E. Gadd: I photocopied the map. lets split up and try to follow the map to find king boo's lair. *hands Luigi the map*
Luigi: ok lets communicate with our Cingular cell phones. tell me if you find it.
E. Gadd: *leaves room*
Luigi: hmm... i wonder what, what this thing on the map is... *points to coffee stain*
Luigi: It must be the rock over their.
*scene goes to E. Gad*
E. Gadd:*finds entrance to king boo's lair*
E. gad: *Talking over cell phone to Luigi* i found it, but it needs a combination.
Luigi: *talking over phone* * talking sarcastically* great, *talking seriously* i know what to do... blame bush!!!
Luigi: *talking over phone* it's all bushes fault.
E. Gadd: *talking over phone* ya stupid bush!
Luigi: *talking over phone* Bush is such a failure if you type failure in Google the first hit would be bush.
E. Gadd: *talking over phone* i know i did that once.
Luigi: *talking over phone* are you kidding me, that's pathetic
E. Gadd: *talking over phone* no.
Luigi: *talking over phone* you seriously have that much free time, to type random things in Google.
E. Gadd: *talking over phone* i wanted to make sure that i was not a failure. anyway I'm going to try to break the code, come to me.
Luigi: *talking over phone* ok *goes to try to find e gadd*
E. Gadd: *looks around* ...the combination is written on the wall...
E. Gadd: *reads and puts in combo* 1,2,3,4...1,2,3,4, only a moron would use that as a combo.
*Luigi walks in room*
E. Gadd: guess what the combo was.
Luigi: what?
E. Gadd: 1,2,3,4.
Luigi: oh ya that's the combo to my voicemail!!!
E. Gadd: *shaking his head* wow...
*Luigi and E. gadd enter king boo's lair not knowing what to expect*
TO BE CONTINUED!
Happy thanks giving, 2 new episodes! Please comment much appreciated. I will be posting anywhere from 3-6 more episodes over this weekend, and after that i will be posting 2 back to back episodes every thrusday! Please comment, more info on that later.
Pretty good.
Episode 8: Freeing Mario
*Luigi and e. gad are in king boo's lair*
Luigi: look a ghost what should we do?
e. gad: Use the poltergust 4000!
Luigi: I have a better idea!*pulls out cell phone*
E. gad: who you gonna call?
Luigi: ghost busters!!
E. gad: oh good idea!
Luigi: *talking on the phone* i need ghost buster help!
Ghost buster's help line: We're sorry, ghost busters are currently busy, please hold.
*one hour goes by*
Luigi: *looks at watch*
E. gad: what time is it, it seems like its been an hour.
Luigi: its a hair past a freckle.
E. gad: there is a clock on your cell phone...
Luigi: oh, ya, ya, right...
Luigi: *still waiting on phone* ...
Luigi: ...
E. gad: are you going to tell me what time it is?
Luigi: oh, ya, its been an hour its 1am.
Ghost buster's help line: Ghost buster's help line, this is jenny speaking, how may i help you?
Luigi: hey jenny, you like buff guys?
Ghost buster's help line: what was that?!
Luigi: we need ghost busters!
Ghost buster's help line: ok we will send them straight to you. *hangs up*
Luigi: ok they are sending them here.
E. gad: and now we wait.
*one minute later*
Luigi: ...
*one hour later*
Luigi: ...
*one day later*
E. gad: did they even ask where you are?
Luigi: come to think of it no.
E. gad: then how are they going to find us, I dough they will look in a shed...
Luigi: well we are the heroes of the story we will win for sure.
E. gad: ya, so attack them with the gasoline in the vacuum.
Luigi: ok...
*Luigi attacks the ghost by shooting gasoline at it*
*ghost comes for Luigi unaffected by the gasoline*
e. gad: quick use the pie ghosts hate pie!!!
*Luigi shoots the pie at the ghost it goes straight through him*
Luigi: what happened?
E. gad: oh no! I forgot, ghost love pie, its 3.14 that they hate! *eerie silence* rrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Luigi and e. gad run and see a cage with Mario in it*
Luigi: i think we can unscrew the cage from the ground.
e. gad: *talking sarcastically* oh, ya because I defiantly have a screwdriver in my pocket.
Luigi: oh great get it out then.
e. gad: I was being sarcastic!
Luigi: ok...
Luigi: *whispering toward Mario* Mario, were here to get you.
Mario: *still watching a soap opera from a few episodes ago* nnnooooo!!!!! don't eat the apple they poisoned it!!! Jenna nooo!!!!
Luigi: oh great that is going to be a huge phone bill.
Luigi: hey look there is a screwdriver right there.
Luigi: *grabs screwdriver* ok ill unscrew the bolts.
*Luigi and E. gad carry Mario in the cage out of the shed and bring Mario back to his house, they saw a key on the way and grabbed it*
Mario: my cell phone died! *drops cell phone*
Mario: let me out of here so i can save peach...ok and daisy...just let me out of here!!!!!
Luigi: If I need your help ill let you out *takes Mario's cell phone so he can not call anyone.
Luigi: I want to be the hero for once.
E. gad: I guess my help ends here but if you want i can have my professor friend come to help you.
Luigi: ok
E. gad: ok I'll send him here *leaves room*
Luigi: and now we wait...
TO BE CONTINUED...
Episode 9: a new sidekick (maybe)
Luigi: so how does it feel to not get to be the hero?
Mario: *irritated* can you at least let me watch TV?
Luigi: but we do not have Comcast, it when out of business.
Mario: so.
Luigi: fine you can watch TV but you do not get a phone so you can not order off of TV shopping network.
Mario: ok give me the remote.
Luigi: *hands Mario the remote through the cage*
Mario: *randomly changing the channels* yay! the pretty pink pony show!! *stutters and then talks in fake manly voice* i mean the pimp your pony show.
TV: now you can make your pretty pony pink!
TV: *goes to commercials* are you a feminine man?
Mario: yes!
TV: are you tired of people filming you and sending it to toadstools funniest home videos?
Mario: yes!
TV: are you getting annoyed about your girl friend being kidnapped by a turtle with a spiky shell and having to save her then she gets kidnapped again?!
Mario: *Excited* yes! yes! yes!
TV: then maybe your girl friend is paying a turtle with a spiky shell to continually kidnap her to get away form you! *goes to next commercial*
Mario: ...
TV: do you love ponies?
Mario: yes!
TV: do you like girly things? then watch the girly pony show Mondays at 8pm!
Mario: i will!
Luigi: the tv can't hear you!
Mario: then why is it asking me questions?
Luigi: your pathetic.
Mario: *in trance* must watch ponies...
Tv: *goes to next commercial* ponies-150$'
Tv: girly tv shows- price of cable
Tv: price of cable- 30 a month
tv: your brother being girly and you recording it and sending it to toadstools funnies home videos and winning...
TV: priceless. there are some things money can't buy but for everything else there's MasterCard, and now upgrade to MasterCard platinum.
Luigi: hahahaha...what a coincidence i am just heading to the post office to mail a film of you being girly to toadstools funniest home videos!
Mario: *suddenly sad* ..... your a meany pants..... waahhhhh *crying*
Luigi: ok then I'm going to go now.
*Luigi goes to post office and mails film of Mario to funniest home videos*
Luigi: *enters home*
Luigi: did e gad come by yet?
Mario: nope..
Luigi: ok ill go on the internet.
Luigi: *goes to Google* ok Google search Bowser's floating castle.
Luigi: ok cool i found it.
computer: downloading map 0.000000000000000000000000000000000001%
computer: downloading map 0.000000000000000000000000000000000002%
Computer: downloading map 99%
Computer: downloading map 100%
Computer: download complete- printing......... deeeeet deeeeeeeeeet out of ink
Luigi: the one time the computer downloads its out of ink...
Luigi: aww well i can use my favorite toy now.
Luigi: *plugs in chainsaw* yaaaa!!!!!
Chainsaw: buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzssss
Luigi: that takes cafe of that
*Luigi used the chainsaw to destroy computer*
Luigi: throws pieces of computer out into the street.
driver in car: ahhhaahhhhhhh!!!!! flying computers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *load crashing sound* *car runs into tree*
Printer: printing complete!
Luigi: hey it printed it some how. sweet. *takes map of Bowser's castle* now i just have to find the castle.
door: knock! knock!
Luigi: come in.
E. gad: *enters house*
E. gad: well me and my friend were walking here and he was ready to work for you and all of the sudden a part of a computer flew and hit him in the head.
E. gad: and then a car swerved out of control and ran his leg over so he is at the hospital along with the car driver!
E. gad: so I guess your on your own.
Luigi: will you help me? i have a map of Bowser's castle all we have to do is find it and we know that it is in the sky and that it has cannons.
Mario: I love the pony show.
TV: we interrupt this pony show to bring you breaking news. cannon ball were flying randomly from the sky today next to the weather station center.
TV: and 4 people were injured.
TV: and in other news random parts of a computer flew across the road causing a massive car accident and a chain reaction of accidents more on this at 11.
Luigi: *shuts off TV* i think we've seen enough so lets go and find Bowser's castle it should be near the tv station.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Awesome. Can't wait for the next one. Luigi is my favorite Mario character, so this is great for me. Too bad the Fan Fiction Board is dead here and I am the only one that reads it. This needs to be shared with the world!
Episode 10: Castle in the Sky
(I will spell professor's name E.gadd or I know I have been spelling it wrong before this.)
E.gadd: I will go and look for Bowser's castle and a way to get to it. wait here *leaves*
Computer: *AOL mail voice* you got mail!
Luigi: since when do we have a computer after i broke mine?
Mario: *still in cage watching TV* since I bought it off of the TV shopping network!
Luigi: how did you buy it without a phone?
Mario: well you left the key to the cage right there. *points next to door to his cage*
Mario: so i grabbed it and unlocked the cage. I went and used the phone then went back into the cage.
Mario: when the delivery guy came I just had him set it up.
Luigi: you wouldn't by any chance still have the key would you?
Mario: yes I do...why?
Luigi: you think I could see it for a second?
Mario: sure but give it right back. *hands Luigi the key to the cage*
Luigi: thanks. *locks the cage* *puts key in his pocket* whoa that was a close one.
Mario: hey...my key...aww well i can still watch TV.
Luigi: if you just fell for that I think your TV is rotting your brain.
TV: ...and how does that make you feel?
Mario: *excited* oh... this is my favorite episode!
Luigi: your not actually watching opera are you?
Mario: maybe...
Luigi: an all time low...
Computer: *AOL voice* you STILL got mail... are you to lazy to check it!?
Luigi: oh ya... totally forgot about that.
Luigi: *walks over to computer* what the heck... *looks at computer* why is this computer pink with roses on it?
Luigi: ...and why is the desktop picture a pony...
Mario: um... i think it looks pretty and it matches the new shoes i bought. *shows Luigi a pair of pink high heels*
Luigi: That's just disturbing...
Luigi: *checks mail on computer* its from toadstools funniest home videos!
Luigi: *reading e-mail* congratulations!! you have won the contest with your girly Mario video. you got the most votes getting a 100,000 dollar cash prize! we will send you a check in the mail!
Luigi: Yessss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: wait a minute you sent a movie in about me?
Luigi: no!
Mario: oh...ok...sorry for accusing you.
Luigi: ...you are acting weird.
TV: we will be right back to opera...up next Dr. Phil.
Mario: yes! i love Dr. Phil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luigi: ok then...
Computer: *AOL voice* you got more mail.
Luigi: *goes to computer to read mail* its from toadstools funniest home videos again...
Luigi: *reading mail* we are sorry for the inconvenience but we have gone bankrupt so can not pay you. we currently have 4 viewers. 3 voted for your movie, one voted for another guy and that's all of the voters.
Luigi: ...why do all of the company have to go out of business when i need them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Computer: *AOL voice* you got mail...again!
Computer: you got mail!
Computer: you got mail!
Computer: you got...
Computer: you...
Computer: overload...overload...150 unread messages!!
Computer: overload...overload...12837650 unread messages!!
Computer: virus uploaded... computer self-destruct in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1...
Luigi: aaaahhhhh!!!!! run!!!!
Computer: boom!... haha scared you!
Luigi: stupid AOL it is horrible. *cancels AOL*
*E.gadd enters room*
E.gadd: I bought us disguises on eBay... but stupid eBay you never know what your going to get so i got shoelaces...
E.gadd: but i found the castle and a way to get there....raccoon suits...remember they make you fly.
Luigi: so you were trying to get discuses for what...
E.gadd: so we looked like guards to the castle so they let us in.
Luigi: and they sent you shoelaces instead?
E.gadd: yes.
Luigi: ok bring the shoelaces incase.
E.gadd: ok...
E.gadd: here put on the raccoon suit and we will fly to the castle.
Luigi: ok
*Luigi and E.gadd put on raccoon suit*
Luigi: why do raccoon suits make you fly? since when do raccoons fly?
Luigi: you would think it would make you like a raccoon.
E.gadd: would you rather it give you the power to raid through dumpsters good?
Luigi: i guess not.
*Luigi and E.gadd fly up to Bowser's castle and get to the bridge which leads to it*
Luigi: ok put on your shoelaces. *ties shoelace on finger*
*Luigi and E.gadd walk up to guards*
Guard: hey its Luigi! quick kill him!
Luigi: wait! wait! I'm not Luigi I'm a guard see. *shows him shoelace on finger*
Guard: oh...I see...in that case go right on in!
*Luigi and E. Gadd enter the castle*
TO BE CONTINUED...
There you have it 3 back to back episodes!! I will from now on be posting one or two episodes each Thursday, depending on the length of the episodes. I hope you love this fan fic, comments much appreciated!
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on November 25, 2007, 10:20:38 PM
Awesome. Can't wait for the next one. Luigi is my favorite Mario character, so this is great for me. Too bad the Fan Fiction Board is dead here and I am the only one that reads it. This needs to be shared with the world!
Im glad you love this! It was shown to many people as I did originally post it on the official Nsider, but i wish more people could see it. If you like this so far, you will loves season 2 since it is has much longer chapters, a better writing format/style, and overall much more entertaining, i hope you continue to read my fan fic, and tell your friends, thanks for the feedback, and don't forget to check back on Thursdays for more new episodes!
Lol. This is funny. I like what you did with Mario.
I have a lot of homework tonight and i still need to do some editing, so look forward to 4 back to back to back to back episodes next Thursday!
Yay. For a second there, I thought you had given up on it. Phew.
Im just finishing up some editing, so the first of 4 episodes will be up in a few minutes...
Episode 11: Starting to explore Bowser's castle
*Luigi and E.gadd walk into the castle and the room is just a huge empty room with a door on the other side*
Luigi: its empty...too empty.
*Luigi pulls out a gun from his belt and James bond music starts playing
E.gadd: oh brother*starts to calmly walk across the room*
Luigi: stop! hammer time! *can't touch this starts playing in the back ground as Luigi dances toward the other side while making gun motions*
*E.gadd and Luigi make it to the other side*
E.gadd: I new there were no traps bowser isn't that smart.
Luigi: ...that was easy.
E.gadd: where did you get that gun anyway... and why is it pink?
Luigi: oh, its Mario's toy squirt gun. you can probably tell what his favorite color is.
Luigi: he just wears a red suit instead of pink so he doesn't look stupid.
E.gadd: ok now to get through this door *looks around for a key*
Luigi: the key is in the door handle. *turns key to unlock door*
E.gadd: if a bad guy is trying to keep away from you why does he just leave keys to his lair laying around.
Luigi: it's like he wants us to get through the first room.
*scene switches to deep in bowser's lair*
Bowser: *watching security cameras* perfect! They made it through the first room just like I wanted it.
*scene switches back to Luigi and E.gadd*
*Luigi and E.gadd walk through the door into the next room*
*they look at the next room and it looks the same*
Luigi: walks into middle of the room.
*suddenly Luigi is surrounded by flame*
E.gadd: no!!!!!!don't die Luigi!!!
Luigi: *not afraid at all* *pulls out squirt gun* *pulls trigger and it pours out 25 pounds of water at it*
*the fire goes out*
E.gadd: how does such a small thing shoot so much water?
Luigi: it is small put packs a huge punch.
*Luigi and E.gadd go to next door*
Luigi: the key isn't there?
E.gadd: he actually wants us to think?
Luigi: *reaches into pocket* I have the key to Mario's cage... *tries key on door*
*door opens*
E.gadd: hey it worked... save that key for later.. or Mario will be stuck in the cage.
E.gadd: on second thought I couldn't care less what you do with the key...
*E.gadd and Luigi walk into next room*
*the room looks the same again*
Luigi: nooo!!!!!
E.gadd: deja vu.....
Luigi: am I dreaming...?pinch me!
E.gadd: *pulls out mechanical claw are and pinches Luigi*
Luigi: ooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEFINATALLY AWAKE!!
Luigi: *walks into center of the room*
*a monster pops out of the ground*
Monster: I'm going to kill you!!!!!!!!!
Luigi: lets hope he is so tough that he hates pink *throws pink gun to him*
Monster: *suddenly talking in babyish voice* oooooooo. I love pink. *licking his thumb and cuddling the squirt gun*
(yes I said licking)
*Luigi and E.gadd run past him and look around for the key*
Luigi: I don't see a key anywhere!
Luigi: maybe the door is unlocked?
E.gadd: I doubt it, who would be that stupid?
Luigi: Bowser...*thinks for a second*...and bush of course.
Luigi: *turns door handle* hey it opened*
*Luigi and E.gadd walk into the room*
Luigi: Finally it looks different!
TO BE CONTINUED...comments, ideas, questions, feed back, post here.
Next episode- something new. (will post in a few minutes...)
Episode 12: something new
Luigi: *looks in the new room* it looks like it goes on forever!
E.gadd: well we better start walking.
*Luigi and E.gadd start to walk to the other side*
*one minute later*
E.gadd: I think I see the other side!
*one hour later*
Luigi: I guess it was just a mirage...
*one day later*
E.gadd: wow... this is boring and my legs are sore.
Luigi: stop complaining wussy.
*one week later*
Luigi: this is like the energizer bunny it just keeps going and going and going and going and going and...
*one month later*
Luigi: ...and going and going and going...
E.gadd: *interrupting Luigi* and ending!!!
Luigi: ...and going and going and... hey your right I see the ending!!!!!!!!!
*Luigi and E.gadd start sprinting*
Luigi: look it has a sign. it says Bowser's lair please knock.
E.gadd: yes!!!.
*Luigi and E.gadd take one more step and a trap door opens from under them and they fall onto a trampoline*
Luigi: *jumping on the trampoline* I could do this all day. *does a triple back flip*
E.gadd: *not on trampoline any more* I'm scared...
Luigi: your a baby...like Mario!
E.gadd: how dare you compare me to Mario!!!!!!!!!!! He's a girl!
Luigi: that makes plenty of sense...
Luigi: *gets off trampoline* look a door!
*they both walk through the door and enter the next room.*
Luigi: look...there are 3 doors each with a key on them. which should we take?
E.gadd: I say the middle.
Luigi: I say the left.
E.gadd: lets split up then.
Luigi: wait read the sign.
E.gadd: *reading sign* once you go through the right door no one can enter or exit through the door.
Luigi: that means if we split up then we might get stuck without 1 of us.
E.gadd: I guess we will have to go together.
E.gadd: I think its the middle.
Luigi: wait I have a map I printed up from awhile ago. *searches pockets* *pulls out map and looks at it*
Luigi: it got burned in the second room we went in.
E.gadd: ok lets go in the middle then.
Luigi: no! I got an idea. we will have a yo mama off! winner pick first door.
Luigi: I'll insult first!
Luigi: yo mama so stupid she went on the south beach diet, and went to the south and ate the beach!
E.gadd: yo mama so mamaish that she's your mom.
Luigi: that was lame...I want the left door.
E.gadd: left it is...*ashamed of his pathetic yo mama joke*
*Luigi and E.gadd unlock the left door with the key next to it and enter the door*
TO BE CONTINUED...comments, ideas, questions, post here.
Next episode- the left door
Release- In a few minutes
Episode 13: The Left Door
*Luigi and E.gadd walk through the left door*
Luigi: hey look who it is!
Luigi: *points to Tingle and Crazy Redd*
Luigi: did we go through the right door?
Crazy Redd: no. but I know the right door.
Crazy Redd: can I interest you in the answer for a mere 15,000 bells?!
Luigi: we're good...
Tingle: Tingle know which door... For a price... 1000 rupees!
E.gadd: you two make a good couple...
Tingle: no we don't I'm not a girl!
Luigi: that's questionable...
Luigi: you two are the most pathetic people I've ever met.
E.gadd: your obsessed with money.
Luigi: I think I will just try to find it myself.
E.gadd: what about me?
Luigi: I mean we will find it ourselves.
*Luigi and E.gadd walk back into the main room*
*they see toad in there*
Toad: yo...*rapping*....yo,
your stuck, here at a three way road....
I forgot to mention my name is toad...
You better hope the road you choose is right...
Otherwise your in for quite a night!
Luigi: what the heck...
E.gadd: since when does Toad rap.
Toad: since Toad realized he shops at gap!
Luigi: I am surprised he can rhyme...
Luigi: I think we should take the middle door.
E.gadd: I think we should take the right door.
Luigi: and I think that the right door to choose would be the middle!
E.gadd: fine you always get your way...
E.gadd: big baby!
*Luigi and E.gadd walk through the middle door*
TO BE CONTINUED... COMMENTS, IDEAS, FEEDBACK...POST HERE.
NEXT EPISODE-THE MIDDLE DOOR...
RELEASE- (a few minutes)
Episode 14: The Middle Door
*Luigi and E.gadd walk into the middle door*
Luigi: *looking around* *sees the Gecko from Geico Insurance Company*
Gecko: hello. Geico, 15 minutes or less could save you 15% or more on car insurance.
Gecko: would you like to buy car insurance buy Geico?
Luigi: I'll pass.
Gecko: fine be that way. I guess I will just have to steal to feed my family! *talking to himself* a guy just try's to feed his family...
Luigi: ok then... *turns to his left and sees two really nice cars. one red and one blue*
E.gadd: a blue Porsche and a red Ferrari!!!! I call the Ferrari!
*Luigi and E.gadd go into the different cars*
E.gadd: ...the keys are in the ignition... nice!
*Luigi and E.gadd rev up their engines and speed down a hallway at 100mph in their nice cars*
*the ground runs out and their is a drop off*
*Luigi and E.gadd slam on their brakes and still go flying off the edge into a pit of water*
Luigi: *gets out of car as it hits the water* there goes those sweet cars...
Gecko: *swimming in the water* you should have got Geico... now I can point and laugh at you...*points at Luigi* hahahahaha!!
Gecko: *swims away*
*suddenly Luigi and E.gadd are swimming in the water and they see shark fins in the water*
*jaws music playing*
Luigi: do you find it odd that music from jaws is playing and we are surrounded by sharks???
E.gadd: *sarcastically* no not at all.
*The sharks pop out of the water and they are just dolls*
Luigi: *looking around in water*
Luigi: look it's daisy!!!!!!!!!!
*Luigi swims to daisy*
Luigi: *realizing it is just a doll* aww man...
Bowser's voice: *coming from nowhere* I have captured you little friends and you have chosen the wrong door yet again.
Bowser's voice: *still coming from nowhere if you did not realize it* now if your not here in three days after you enter the last door I will drop your friends into a pit of sharks and vicious animals.
Luigi: Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
E.gadd: Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!.....awww well I get paid either way...
Luigi: ...
*Luigi and E.gadd swim to a platform with stairs and begin to walk back to the room with the 3 doors*
Luigi: this could take awhile to walk since we were going 100 mph and it took a minute.
E.gadd: lets try to have a rap off on the way there!
Luigi: why?
Toad: *appearing from nowhere behind Luigi* yo I'll play!!!
Luigi: aaaaaahhh!!!!!!!!!!!...where did you come from???
Toad: *acting Gangsta* yo...I do what I want for shizzle...
Toad: any way I'll star the rap.
Luigi: ok then...
Toad: *rapping* yo...I like to do very odd things...
When you fight with me good luck keeping yo bearings!
I eat stuff I find on the ground....
When I rap my words are all compound!
Luigi: ok then... my turn.
Luigi: I like to eat chinese food.
You break the law you're likely to get sued.
I am a plumber that knows what's best.
So mess with me and die like the rest!
Toad: yo, I knew there was a rapper n' yo!
E.gadd: ok my turn!
E.gadd:
I like things that are blue.
E.gadd: so look at me I eat your poo.
I eat stones, rocks and cheese.
So look at me I like cheese!
Luigi: you rhymed cheese with... cheese... since when do you eat poo....???
Luigi: whatever...
Toad: well I've decided since I'm gangsta I'm gonna stay wit yo guys to help yaz find yo girls!
E.gadd: I have no idea what you just said but sure.
*Luigi, toad, and E.gadd walk the rest of the way to the main room and go back to it*
Luigi: wait a minute. the sign says choose the right door. maybe it did not mean the correct door, it meant the right door. because the last door is the right one in both ways...
E.gadd: great...
*Luigi, Toad, and E.gadd walk into the right room knowing that it is the right room because it is the last choice*
Luigi: *after they walk in* *try's to turn door* its locked. that means its the right door.
E.gadd: wait a minute. we did not have to even check out the rooms... we could have just seen if the door locked itself, and if it didn't it was the wrong room!
TO BE CONTINUED... comments, ideas, questions, feedback.... post here.
Next episode- wanted dead or alive.
Release- Next Thursday, 2 episodes back to back.
There you have it 4 back to back to back to back episodes! I hope you enjoy them comments much appreciated. BTW only 6 episodes left until the season Finale! Check back next Thursday for more new episodes!!!
Quote from: evilflame101 on December 06, 2007, 10:02:07 PM
There you have it 4 back to back to back to back episodes! I hope you enjoy them comments much appreciated. BTW only 6 episodes left until the season Finale! Check back next Thursday for more new episodes!!!
YAY!
Awesome episodes!!!
Thanks! Make sure to check back next week!
Quote from: evilflame101 on December 08, 2007, 09:55:02 AM
Thanks! Make sure to check back next week!
Oh, that you can be sure of!
Episode 15: Wanted Dead or Alive.
*scene goes to Mario at his house*
Mario: *still in cage* *still watching TV*
TV: *commercial* TV...200 dollars.
TV: remote...10 dollars.
TV: cage...25 dollars.
TV: being locked in a cage and being able to sit on your lazy butt and watch TV for weeks straight...priceless.
TV: there are something's money can't buy but for everything else there's MasterCard, and now get the new MasterCard checking card.
Mario: hahaha.... I love that commercial. its so true.
TV: Geico... 15 minutes or less could save you up to 15% on your car insurance.
Mario: hmm... I wish I had a car.
Mario: it could spark so many more games...
Mario: because I could drive to places like... the store.
Mario: I can see the title of some new games now...
Mario: Mario does the weekly shopping... Mario goes to the Superbowl....Mario gets in a car wreck...
Mario: ok maybe a car isn't that great.
TV: get your new dell pc here and get the dell piece of mind. desktops starting at only 100000.99 after
2738.34 in mail in rebates and 1238475 in instant rebates.
Mario: must buy.....*tries to reach phone through cage* can't reach...
TV: new 2000 inch TV get it now for a low price of 30000 dollars!
Mario: I need to buy something!!
TV: new Hanes briefs.... now the real question is... boxers or briefs?
Mario: commando!
TV: do you love chocolate?
Mario: yes!
TV: do you love See's candies?
Mario: yes!
TV: do you hate getting acne from eating chocolate?
Mario: Yes! yes! yes!!!!!!
TV: now get E.gadd chocolate! it has the great See's candy taste with acne medicine inside it....
TV: *talking super fast* warning: may cause head aches, ear pain, eyeballs to fall out, face to turn red, foot to fall off, to turn into a dog, or to die!
Mario: yes I gotta buy that!
TV: and now back to soap talk. here at soap talk we love to talk... about soap!
Mario: yes I love this show.
TV: we usually talk about soap operas but to day we are talking about soap...
TV: what's your favorite? dish, hand, face, body, shampoo, conditioner, dog, fleas, toilet.. vote now for your favorite soap.
TV: that number is....(555)555-5551.. call now!
Mario: I will!
Door: *opens*
Mario: who's there?
Strange man at door: your worst nightmare!
Mario: Noooo!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: not Michael Jackson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Strange person at door: yes I'm Michael Jackson!!!!...not really...that's kinda weird if he is your worst nightmare.
Strange person at door: I guess... I am your second worst nightmare!!!!!!!!!!mmmuuuhahahahahaha!!!!!
Mario: nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! not president bush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Strange person at door: ok fine I am a bad man who is going to hurt you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*the strange person grabs Mario in his cage and throws him in the trunk of his car*
*he drives off*
TO BE CONTINUED... comments, ideas, questions, feedback.....post here.
NEXT EPISODE- THE FINAL DOOR
Release: a few minutes!!
Episode 16: The Final Door-Day 1-
*Luigi, E.gadd, and Toad are in the final door*
Luigi: hey look. it is a bullet bill laying on the ground.
Bullet bill: help I am stuck, I have no arms and I was dropped here.
Luigi: what do you want me to do?
Bullet bill: put me in the cannon and you can use me.
Luigi: ok *puts bullet bill in the cannon*
E.gadd: Bowser said if we were later than three days he would torcher them.
Toad: Well its day 1 now.
Luigi: what should we do now.
Toad: look a hole! lets go down it.
Luigi: um ok.
*Luigi and Toad go down the hole leaving E.gadd behind*
E.gadd: what about me...hello...is anyone there?
E.gadd: they left me...
E.gadd: *pulls out dagger* good by cruel world!!!!! *stabs himself in the stomach and falls to the ground*
Narrator: 98 lives left. *warping sound*
E.gadd: I'm alive??? *repeats stabbing process* good by cruel world.
Narrator: *warping sound* 97 lives left.
E.gadd: good bye cruel...
*scene goes back to Luigi and Toad in another room, they still have bullet bill in a cannon with them*
Bullet bill: I'm depressed. my girl friend broke up with me...
Luigi: aww why?
Bullet bill: I don't want to talk about it...
Luigi: that's ok.
Bullet bill: what just like that your not even going to ask me what happened??? ok if you insist ill tell you.
Bullet bill: she..she...got shot out of a cannon...into water...
Luigi: but metal can't drown...
Bullet bill: but I can't get to her..
Luigi: oh...
Luigi: is it just me or does stuffed mushroom sound good right now?
Toad: still here if you forgot.
Luigi: oh sorry...*staring at toad imagining melted cheese on his mushroom head*
Toad: I'm gonna go now...
*scene goes back to E.gadd*
E.gadd: good bye cruel world!!!*stabs himself*
Narrator: 76 lives left. *warping sound*
Man trying to sleep in near by bed that no one noticed: hello I'm trying to sleep here could you keep it down!
E.gadd: oh sorry... *whispering* good by cruel world...
*scene goes back to Luigi, Bullet bill, and Toad*
Luigi: were should we look first?
Toad: um how about in there.*pointing to a dark cave entrance*
Luigi: um I think I'll pass. *trembling*
Toad: ok if you are scared. I'll just have to tell Daisy that you were to scared to come along with me.
Luigi: ok ok I'll come.
*Luigi and toad walk into dark cave with Bullet bill still in a cannon with them*
Luigi: here I have a match in my pocket. find something to light.
Toad: there is a candle, a stove, and a furnace.. what should we light first?
Luigi: the match duh...
Toad: *sarcastically* very funny...I say the candle because we can't be sure the stove of furnace work.
Luigi: lights match then candle.
Toad: um that is not a candle. Look at the label.
Luigi: it says dynamite... ahhhh!!!!!!!!!! *throws dynamite at the wall*
*it blows a hole in the wall*
Luigi: hey look at that it's just what I needed!!
Toad: is it circuit city?
TO BE CONTINUED....COMMENTS, IDEAS, FEEDBACK...POST HERE.
nEXT EPISODE- THE FINAL DOOR-DAY 2-
Release: Next Thursday!
more episodes next thursday, please comment!
Oh, my side hurts. Great chapters. I loved E Gadd trying to die. Keep it up! I would have responded earlier, but I had a bad Internet connection yesterday.
Special, on Christmas day i will be posting a few episodes because i will be out of town the following week, but still on this thursday for a couple new eps!
Yay! Thursday is my best day now!
sry i didn't post any this Thursday, really busy, i have them ready and ill post a few 2morro morning, sorry for the delay.
Quote from: evilflame101 on December 24, 2007, 03:02:31 AM
sry i didn't post any this Thursday, really busy, i have them ready and ill post a few 2morro morning, sorry for the delay.
It's okay.
Episode 17: The Final Door -Day 2-
*Luigi, Toad, and Bullet bill have just gone in the new room on the other side of the blown up wall*
Luigi: its a box of matches!
Toad: um... is that just what you needed, I though you needed daisy...
Luigi: ...well I can use this to fire the cannon.
Toad: oh...
Luigi: hey Toad how come you haven't been rapping like a gangsta lately?
Toad: because my husband threatened to call the police...
Luigi: husband??!!
Toad: oh.. oh...*trying to think of an excuse* I mean my wife...say how about this weather, great isn't it???
Luigi: we're in a cave...
Toad: so....
Luigi: I kinda wish we would have melted cheese on you and made you into stuffed mushroom...
Toad: *steps back a few feet*
Bullet bill: you guys are wasting time.
*scene goes to E.gadd*
E.gadd: *still whispering* good by cruel world....*suicide*
Narrator: *warping sound* 48 lives left....are you almost done my voice is tired...
Person in nearby bed still trying to sleep: shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E.gadd: *scared, slowly walking away* Ima...gonna...go...now...*runs away down hole and runs to catch up with Luigi and Toad*
E.gadd: hey guys.
Luigi: shhhh...
E.gadd: why?
Luigi: I just saw a mouse....
E.gadd: your afraid of a little mouse??
Luigi: ...
*suddenly a giant rat jumps on top of E.gadd*
E.gadd: aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! never mind little!!!!
Luigi: *looks down and sees a bottle of carasine* *pours it on the rat then lights the rat on fire with a match*
rat: ssssssqqqqqquuuuuueeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!*runs off*
E.gadd: eeewww.... bad images......so furry......
Luigi: anyway let me light these torches so we can be on our way.*lights torches so they can see better*
*they continue down the hallway and come to a door*
Luigi: how will we open it?
Toad: turn the door knob perhaps?
Luigi: good point. *opens door*
Luigi: now what?
Toad: *sarcastically, wondering if Luigi suffered brain damage from the smoke* walk through it maybe...
Luigi: ya ya right...*walks through door*
Luigi: ooo look what is there, a question mark box. *hits his head on box to break it like in Super Mario Bros*
Luigi: ooowww! why does Mario always break them like that??
Luigi: ...I got a theory... Mario hit a few to many blocks with his head and now he thinks he is a girl, that's the only explanation.
Toad: maybe...anyway...hey quick get the fire flower that came out of the box.
Luigi: *grabs fire flower and becomes fire Luigi* sweet I can shoot fire out of my hands!!!
Toad: cool quick kill those koopas coming here!!!!!!
*gets ready to burn the koopas coming toward him*
Koopas: nnnoooo!!!!!!!!! don't kill us were not koopas were turtles. we are rich turtles the ones that worked for Comcast.
Turtles: ya we did the commercial saying DSL was slow.
Luigi: wait a minute didn't Comcast go out of business because of that commercial in episode 7 of this show???
Turtles: maybe....
Luigi: I loved Comcast like the brother I never had!!!!!!
E.gadd: what about Mario?
Luigi: duh... he is my sister! at least that's what he thinks.
Luigi: die you Comcast killing turtles!!! *shoots fire at turtles*
Turtles: *suddenly turn into teenage mutant ninja turtles* hhhiiiiyyyyaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
*the turtles and Luigi battle it out ninja style and are interrupted by a loud boom*
Luigi: what was that?
Turtles: it came from inside that door.
*Luigi opens the door* *they see Bowser*
Luigi: Lets make a truce turtles.
Turtles: *turn into Baby Bowser's* were turtles he's a turtle, make a connection? *they run in to the room with their dad, Bowser*
Luigi: NNNNoooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED.......COMMENTS, IDEAS, FEEDBACK....PLEASE POST HERE.
NEXT EPISODE- THE FINAL BATTLE (not the final episode of the season, more to come...)
Release- (gong on vacation... next thursday, not this one...)
Good job!
Very good job!
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 24, 2007, 07:43:21 PM
Very good job!
how come up top the news says i see you Triforce Luigi?
Ok so check back next Thursday, not this Thursday but the following...
Merry Christmas!!! (or holidays...?)
Quote from: evilflame101 on December 25, 2007, 12:03:59 AM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 24, 2007, 07:43:21 PM
Very good job!
how come up top the news says i see you Triforce Luigi?
Ok so check back next Thursday, not this Thursday but the following...
Merry Christmas!!! (or holidays...?)
I think that's because the mods caught me trying to be the last poster in each board...
And I can't wait.
And Merry Christmas to you too!
I am just about to post episode 18, and 19.
Next Thursday I will post episode 20, and only that one episode because I will be studying for finals, then the following Thursday I will be taking finals so no episode, but the following thursday you will get the season one finale! Just giving you a heads up, so i hope you enjoy these episodes, i will have them up within the hour.
Episode 18: The Final Battle
Bowser: so you made it before 3 days I see.
Bowser: to bad your journey ends here.
Luigi: not if I can help it.*shoots a fireball at Bowser*
Bowser: *Blows fire at the fireball canceling out the attack*
Luigi: you fight very well.
Bowser: get them!!
*Bowser Jr. runs at Luigi, Toad, and E.gadd*
Luigi: *shoots fireball at the Bowser Jr.*
Bowser Jr: *sarcastically* ooowww fire...so painful...
E.gadd: *pulls out a gamecube controller* *throws controller around Bowser Jr's neck and the cord wraps around it*
Bowser Jr : *in mechanical voice* nnnooo!!! *head pops off*
E.gadd: its a robot???
Luigi: ya look it has springs and wires inside it. I knew bowser did not have kids, he doesn't even have a girlfriend. I mean who would date a turtle?
Luigi: *shoots multiple fireballs at another Bowser Jr *
Other Bowser Jr : *shoots toad with a tazer*
Toad: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't taze me Bro!
Toad: ENOUGH!!!*muscles suddenly grow psychotically big and toad turns into a psycho muscle man*
Toad: *flicks Bowser Jr *
Bowser Jr : AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Toad: mess with the best die like the rest! yo I'm a rapper, I like money. if yo wanna mess I will make your pants full o pee.
Luigi: so much for no more rapping.
Luigi: BBBOOOWWSSSEERRR!!!!!!!!! its your turn!!!!
Bowser: what are you going to do?
Luigi: this!!!!!!!!!!! *pulls out the cannon with bullet bill still in it*
Bullet bill: Bowser, you just left me to die on the ground now its your turn to lie on the ground!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luigi: DDDDDDDiiiiiiiieeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!! *lights cannon*
Bowser: well then...you'll never find peach and daisy...
Luigi: o no!!!!!!!!!!
*the cannon goes off*
*Bullet Bill goes right through bowser*
Bowser: aaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Luigi: he was a robot too?
E.gadd: yes it appears so.
Luigi: great so were not done?
Bullet bill: *stuck in mechanical Bowser* a little help here...
*Luigi tears apart the robot Bowser to get Bullet Bill out*
Luigi: what the heck... why is he in there?
*Luigi sees Mario inside robot Bowser, but still in the cage*
Mario: hey you shot a bullet at me...
Mario: *realizing that the bullet made a hole in the cage* I'm free! I'm free!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luigi: *thinking fast* *pulls out a portable TV* Look Mario...bunnies the movie!
Mario: yyyyyyaaaaaayyy!!!!!! my life dream finally realized!!!
Luigi: *puts Mario back in cage with the portable TV and uses his fire balls to melt the bars back together*
Luigi: there we go...
portable TV: we interrupt this show to bring you a special report...Charmin ultra... apparently less is more.
Portable TV: when we realized less is more, the Bush administration decided to use less money for school funds.
Portable TV: also the bush administration decided that if less is more. then more is less. so they are killing even more in Iraq.
Luigi: wow bush is a moron...but Charmin Ultra really is less is more.
E.gadd: ya when I used it after I did my business I only used 4 rolls instead of my normal 16 rolls of TP when I go.
Luigi: to much information... AAwwwww!!! just got a visual.....
Toad: anyway....we need to...
Bowser over loud speaker: so you have defeated my robots. not a great accomplishment since you have one more day to get to me before you can say good bye to your princesses!!!
Bowser over load speaker: *try's to make evil laugh* MMMMuuuuhasqqqquuuueeekkk...
Guy in background of speaker system: aaaaaahhhh me ears!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you need a better evil laugh!!!!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED..........COMMENTS, IDEAS, FEEDBACK...PLEASE POST HERE.
nEXT EPISODE- THE FINAL DAY
Release- a few minutes
Episode 19: The Final Day
*Luigi, Mario, Toad, E.gadd, and Bullet Bill are all in the room were they defeated robot Bowser*
Toad: great so that was not the real Bowser, so now we have to search even more, I hate searching.
Luigi: aww don't be such a wuss. searching is good for you, it helps build strong bones.
E.gadd: isn't that milk?
Luigi: ...anyway lets find Bowser, he can't be too far. Look 2 doors, but which one to take?
E.gadd: lets split up....*interrupted by Mario watching TV*
Tv: *voice of Arnold shwartzaneger* that is what you need to do to make your muscles the best they can be!
Mario: yyaaa!!!
Luigi: wait a minute... Mario is actually acting like a guy....its a miracle....
Toad: or the apocalypse...
Luigi: aaahhhh...
TV: *in girly voice*...and that's what shows we don't watch because they are too disturbing...*shows butterflies* this is what we watch.
Mario: yes my favorite part of the show!!
Luigi: there's the Mario I know and lov...
Luigi: scratch that... there's the Mario I know.
E.gadd: anyway we can leave Mario here since he is still in his cage and it looks like his entertainment is coved.
E.gadd: Luigi and Toad can go in the left door and me and Bullet Bill will go in the right door.
Luigi: ok.
*they go in the doors that they said they were going to go in*
*they open the doors and they are all in the same room*
Luigi: wow that was pointless both doors lead to the same room...
E.gadd: wow Bowser must think were stupid or something if he thought 2 doors would trick us.
*they see another door and all walk into it*
Luigi: look it is Bowser!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bowser: indeed it is...*talking slower* indeed it is...
Luigi: ya I know your just said that...
Bowser: I can't help it us evil genius's just have to repeat things for emphasis, emphasis!!!!! sorry that one just slipped out.
Bowser: ok now to decide who I'm going to kill first... how about Toad.
Toad: it's cause I'm black ain't it...
Bowser: oh yes its because your black...*shoots flame at toad burning him into a black crisp* or at least now you are!!
Toad: *falls to the ground*
Luigi: nnnnnoooo!!!!!!!!!!! *pulls out a 1-up mushroom* here eat this mushroom it will somehow bring you back to life...
Toad: *is force fed the mushroom* *comes back to live* aaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
E.gadd: no Toad... think what your doing don't resort to cannibalism!!!!
Toad: wait a minute you fed me a mushroom!!!!! I am a mushroom!!!!!!!!! nnnooooo!!!!!!!
E.gadd: how come when you die you died but when I died I had 99 lives left? hmm... lets ponder this for a moment.....
Bowser: enough I'm going to beat you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*screen stars in and enters the RPG style fight scene as in Super Mario RPG and Paper Mario*
TO BE CONTINUED.......COMMENTS, IDEAS, QUESTIONS, FEEDBACK....PLEASE POST HERE...
NEXT EPISODE- RPG FIGHT SCENE
Release- Next Thursday
Comments, and feed back appreciated! Look forward to a new episode next thursday!
Yay! I'm still pondering E. Gadd's question at the end... Hm...
lol thanks, look forward to the second to last episode next thursday!
Oh, I will.
Episode 20 - RPG FIGHT SCENE
*Luigi, Toad, E.gadd, and Bullet Bill are all ready too fight Bowser*
Luigi: I'm not ready to fight Bowser!!!!!!!!
*so maybe not all of them....*
Luigi: I don't want to die before I know this one thing....
Luigi:...where the heck did you come from Toad???? didn't you get attacked by puppies...*thinks* now that I think about it that's kinda sad...
Toad: well I beat the puppies and kicked them...turns out the owner was watching me... he called PETA (People for the ethnical treatment of animals)
Toad: lets just say when they were done with me I needed PETH (people for the ethnical treatment of humans)
Toad: then I teleported here...
Luigi: you can teleport???
Toad: well ok fine I just used a warp pipe.... you won't believe it but in the entrance to this castle right there in playing view is a warp pipe to near here.
Luigi: well if we would have saw that we would be like 4 episodes shorter and have saved the author time...
Author: ohh no that's ok I enjoy writing this....*thinking to himself* what a suck up I'm going to kill him off first...mmmmuuuhahahahaha!!!!!!!!
Bowser: ok now that we have that cleared up its time I kill you all fire ball attack!!!!!!!!
*Bowser shoots a fireball at Luigi*
Luigi: *ducks* wow you have bad aim... Multi-jump!!!!!!! Toad time your button pushing!
Toad: *holding gamecube controller* timingly pushes a button making Luigi jump up and down on Bowser over and over...
*3 hours later*
Luigi: ok toad I'm getting tired you think you could miss time it by chance?
Toad: no Bowser hurt my feelings I want him more then dead!!!!!!!!! *fire in his eyes*
E.gadd: then we can sell his head on ebay!!!!!!!
Luigi: *still multi jumping on Bowser* what kind of sick person would buy a dead persons head???
E.gadd: I did.... I mean... my friend did.. gadd-bert....ya that's it.
Toad: *miss times a jump* aww
Luigi: *stops multi-jumping on bowser* finally!!!!
Toad: now I must kill you Bowser!!!!!!!!!!!!! kkkaaaaa-mmmmeeeee.......hhhhhhhhaaaaaaa-mmmmmeeeeeeeee...HHHHHHHhhaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Luigi: ahh Toad this is Mario not Dragonball z....
Toad: ohhh... right... uhhh... redo!
Luigi: this is real life there are no redos.
Toad: then why did E.gadd get 99 lives???
E.gadd: I have connections... church is a very good place....
Bowser: your 9999368238823645273542785932467 jumps on my head did not affect me in anyway what so ever!!! except I have a headache...
Luigi: good rather you suffer...
Bullet bill: why don't you put me out of my misery and just shoot me!!!
Luigi: you want someone to kill you???
Bullet bill: I'm a bullet...
Luigi: your point is?
Bullet bill: I mean shoot me at Bowser for crying out load!!!!!!!!!!
Bowser: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Luigi shoots Bullet Bill at Bowser*
Bowser: aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! *splits in half*
*suddenly the two parts grow back the side missing so that there are two Bowsers*
Luigi: how did that happen....
Main Bowser: I have connections......internet connections!!!!!!!
E.gadd: that explains it...there is not a doubt in my mind... he is a hacker...
Copy Bowser: now I show you my true form...*both Bowsers rip off a mustache* mmmmuuuuhahahahahaa!!!!
Luigi: nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEXT EPISODE- RPG FIGHT SCENE PART 2
Finale! not next thursday, but the following don't miss it!!
Comments please! No new episode next thursday but the finale the following, and a new format.
Good job, evilflame. Great chapter. And I agree. Bowser hacks.
yeah,really good.
Finale, next Thursday, do NOT miss it!!!
I will not miss the finale!
I believe that script format in fanfiction shows lazyness; however, you don't do half bad with this. I think you should learn to spell correctly, though, and use proper punctuation.
been reading fic, and good job on it. ;)
Quote from: LightningSword on January 17, 2008, 08:44:33 PM
I believe that script format in fanfiction shows lazyness; however, you don't do half bad with this. I think you should learn to spell correctly, though, and use proper punctuation.
I reilize this, and i wrote this season awhile ago, and i was inexperienced with fan fics, that is why NOW, starting with the season finale, i will introduce an entire new format for the episodes, i hope you enjoy it! Enjoy the FINALE!!
Final Chapter (episode 21) - A New Enemy- Season Finale
Luigi, Toad, E.gadd, and Bullet Bill are all in the room fighting Bowser. Toad runs up and picks up the already once shot bullet bill and reloads him into the cannon.
Luigi: I will kill you Bowser!
Luigi lunges ready to fight Bowser.
Bowser: you will not kill me for since I am a hacker I will hack you!! Muuhhahahahaha!!
Bowser then pulls out a computer and starts typing randomly.
Luigi: Um... how can you hack me... I'm a human.
Bowser: Your not a human. You're a plumber!
Luigi: Are you saying plumbers are inhumane? Why I outa !
Luigi starts shooting many fire balls at Bowser, in fact so many that Bowser flies about 20 feet backwards. Toad then looks at Luigi for a minute.
Toad: Why does Mario shoot red fire and you shoot green. I mean since when is there green fire?
Luigi: Hmm. You bring up a good point. Must be something I ate.
Bowser's eyes are flaming with anger and steam is coming out of his ears. He leaps into the air while screaming.
Bowser: You made me land on, and break my brand new computer!!!!!!!!
Bowser was right. His computer was flatter then Mario when he was in Paper Mario, and with Bowser's prized computer smashed into bits you could smell the rage in his breath. Bowser was ready to kick some plumber butt.
Bowser: I'm going to kill you Luigi!!!!!!
Bowser then shoots a huge flame out of his mouth and burns Luigi's hat off.
Luigi: I'm going to break your neck Bowser, I loved that hat!
Toad: I think we might want to step back, this could get ugly.
Luigi: This IS going to get ugly!
Luigi and Bowser suddenly jump at each other and are brutally smacking and beating each other. Luigi picked up a metal pipe and Bowser picked up a crowbar and they were smacking each other with them like swords. Then suddenly Bowser smacked Luigi's pipe so hard it flew out of his hand and got stuck on a ledge above. Luigi was doomed.
Bowser: It is time for you to give up. You lose Luigi!
Suddenly Luigi gave Bowser an uppercut punch to the jaw when Bowser least expected it and Bowser fell to the ground. Luigi then picked up Bowser's crowbar and was swinging it at Bowser when Bowser grabbed it out of his hand and flung Luigi across the room.
Bowser: You moron. You can not defeat me. This is why your brother always leaves you at home. Now it is time I finish you!
Bowser swings the crowbar at Luigi and at that very moment Toad jumps in front of him. Toad is smacked across the face and flung into a wall on the opposite side of the room. It gave Luigi just enough time to grab another pipe and whack Bowser over the head. Bowser fell to the ground.
Luigi: Toad! Are you ok!
Toad: Yes I'm ok. But I can not get up.
E.gadd: I will fix you right up Toad.
E.gadd takes Toad over to the other side of the room and pulls out a healing machine that will heal him, hence the name HEALING machine.
E.gadd: I will need a half hour to fully heal him.
Luigi: I think that will wo...
But before Luigi could finish his sentence he was pined against the wall by Bowser who had just got up. Bowser was smacking and smacking Luigi over and over again. All hope was lost for Luigi when suddenly out of the blue a dark figure appeared. He was wearing a dark green cloak with some black streaks in it and he was in a completely metal suit under the cloak. His face could not be seen. Just as fast as he appeared he smacked Bowser as hard as he could and Bowser went plummeting 15 feet into the ground.
Luigi: Thank you for saving m...
But before he finished his sentence the cloaked person interrupted him.
????: I'm not here to help you! I'm here to kill you. I'm sick of you being such a pointless lazy person and your pathetic life ends here. First I must tell you. I'm not going to kill you. But I'm going to trap you in a sphere where you can never escape from. This sphere will keep you locked in it until you die of old age or until it is unlocked by a special key the likes of which I don't even know where it is. First allow me to tell you why I'm here. I'm with a secret organization, the Double W's. But that is all I am going to tell you. I think it is time I knock you unconscious and trap you in the sphere.
E.gadd: You sure talk a lot for such a small guy.
The mysterious person was about the size of Toad but a little hunched over. Then suddenly the person threw a giant rock and it hit E.gadd and smashed him into the wall. Then he teleported behind Luigi and kicked him across the room. Luigi tried to fight back but was to weak to fight. Luigi was then kicked around for about 20 minutes and finally Toad was done healing. Toad rose.
Toad: Enough of you! There is only one way to defeat you!
Toad prepares the cannon with bullet Bill in it.
Toad: Fire!
Then Bullet Bill flew directly at the masked stranger's stomach and explodes into a million bits and pieces. The room was covered in dust . As the dust cleared Toad saw none other then the masked stranger standing there unharmed from what he could see.
????: How does it feel to hit abs of steel?
Toad: Noooo! Now what can we do!?
Luigi was still laying on the ground. Luigi begin to speak in a voice as if all hope was lost.
Luigi: There is nothing to do. We lost.
????: Yes. Yes you did.
The dark figure then raised his hands in the air and a sphere appeared above his head. The sphere was large and see through , it was just big enough to fit a person about Luigi's size in.
????: Say good bye!
He then flung the Sphere at Luigi and as it came toward him he stopped and said...
Luigi: Good bye!
What Luigi was about to do would either make or break him. He was either going to win or lose at this moment. As Luigi said good bye he dive rolled to the side just barely dodging the Sphere which would claim his life. Luigi then fired several fireballs at the unsuspecting enemy but he was unfazed by them. As he laugh at Luigi he said.
????: Turn around!
As Luigi turned around his face went from thinking he had a chance to complete shock. For who he saw in the Sphere was the person that was knocked out behind him...Professor E.gadd.
The strange figure raised his arms again and brought the sphere above his head. He then spoke some words.
Luigi: First Bullet Bill and now this!
????: Your forgetting one more person!
Luigi: MARIO!!
The mysterious person disappears into the darkness as Luigi and Toad run to the previous room to find that Mario is gone.
Luigi: Noooo!!!!!!!
Toad and Luigi are suddenly teleported back from the castle to Mario and Luigi's house. Luigi is crying.
Luigi: Now what are we going to do we have no clue who he is or what he is doing. We don't know were Mario or E.gadd is and where the heck are the princesses?!
Toad: I don't know but we need to find them.
Then someone knocks on their door and Toad answers.
Delivery person: Letter for Luigi.
He hands the letter to Luigi and leaves.
Luigi: Thanks...
But before the mail person heard him he was gone. Luigi then opened the letter and read it aloud.
Luigi:
Dear Luigi,
I am sorry for your loss of your brother. I wanted to give you this hotel so you have something to do with your spare time. I hope it brings you as much money as it brought me.
-Wario of WarioWare Inc.
Luigi: Hmm... Since when does Wario care about me? What ever lets check it out. The address is here.
Toad: That is kind of weird, but he never really hate you, it was Mario he hated. Aww well lets check it out.
Toad and Luigi then leave for the address that is on the envelope to see Luigi's new Hotel.
Who is the cloaked stranger? Where did he take E.gadd? Who took Mario? WTH happened to the princesses? Why did Wario give Luigi a hotel? What is the organization "double W's"? All of these questions will be answered on the next season of Luigi's shed.. "Season 2 - Luigi's Hotel"
Stay tuned for next season, I will post the first episode either next Thursday or the following.
Please comment, I hope you enjoyed the finale and the new format, that will be the format for all of season 2. Stay tuned, next Thursday I will either post the first episode, or tell you when i will post it, so new info next Thursday!
Great chapter, and I like the new layout.
Awesomeness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, new season starting next thursday.
lol poor Link, works on the bowflex gets no muscle lol! greta fanfic its funny!
Ok here you go first episode of season 2, TITLED- "LUIGI'S HOTEL"
Hope you like it, comments appreciated, no new episode next week, sorry, but for sure the week after!
Season 2: Chapter 1: The CIA
Luigi and Toad were leaving Luigi's house to go to Luigi's new hotel. They followed the address to the place.
Luigi: Lets take my Flintstones Mobile.
Toad: Ok that will be faster.
Luigi and Toad jump into the Flintstones Mobile and drive off toward Luigi's new hotel. They then hit a pothole in the road and break the wheel to their Flintstones Mobile.
Toad: Isn't that lovely? First Mario and E.gadd and now this. Now we have to walk to the hotel.
Luigi: Well if you think about it the Flintstones mobile is kinda pointless. It weights like thousands of pounds and you have to run to move it... It kinda makes it harder to move.
Toad: Good point.
Toad then looks at Luigi and pulls out a can of gas and pours it on the car then throws a match on it. Toad attempts to laugh like an evil villain... but he fails to do so. They then get to the hotel. Luigi looks up and the hotel is absolutely huge.
Luigi: holy cr...
Toad: Watch your language Luigi this is a children's show.
Luigi: No its not. They wouldn't have killing and fighting in it!
Toad: I guess but no one died...
Luigi: Not yet but it's bound to happen. And there is still fighting.
Toad: Kinda like what we are doing now? Ok well I guess you can curse.
Luigi: Well you just totally ruined the mood now its pointless. Maybe we should do to you what we did to the Flintstones Mobile.
Toad: Lets just go in.
Toad and Luigi walk into the hotel and the first thing they see is a casino.
Luigi: Yes!! Good thing I brought money!
Toad and Luigi then start playing poker for hours the head over to the slots and lose all of their money.
Luigi: I want my money back! I'm going to complain to the management.
Toad: Um... Luigi. You own this hotel.
Luigi: Yes I'm rich!!!!!!!
Luigi then sees phone and calls one of his friends.
Phone: Ring...ring...ring...
Bill (Luigi's friend on phone) : Hello?
Luigi: Hey bill guess what, I'm rich.
Bill: ...... oh sorry what did you say I was creating a plan to kidnap bush!
Luigi: ...why...
Bill: Cause he is a meany pants. Anyway I'm going to get him good.
Luigi: That's nice, did you hear what I said I'm rich!
Bill: That's nice got to go cya late bye.
Bill hangs up the phone.
Luigi then goes to the front and sees the CIA at the front of the hotel's door.
Luigi: Can I help you?
CIA: Your coming with us.
The CIA grabs Luigi and toad and throws them in their car.
They drive off and grab bill on the way and take them to a hidden base far away.
CIA: We hear that you are making a plot against bush!
Bill: How do you know that?
CIA: Phone tapping.
Bill: isn't that legal?
Luigi: It was him can I go now?
CIA: No the boss said anyone against bush gets whacked.
Luigi: I DON"T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!
Luigi shoots a thousand fireballs at the CIA and escapes.
Luigi and Toad are wondering around trying to get back to the hotel when they hear a stranger noise coming from the bushes.
Luigi: What was that and were are we?!
Toad goes to check it out and is yanked into the bush and is screaming.
Luigi: Noooooo!!!!!!!
Who was in the bush? Where did the CIA leave Luigi and Toad? Will they ever find the hotel again? Does the government really phone tap? Will they live to find out who the capped man was? Find out in the next chapter of Luigi's Hotel. "Chapter 2: The Desert"
Great chapter. I like the new format.
First chapter and already It's getting good. YAY :P
Season 2: Chapter 2: The Desert
Luigi is in the desert with toad after they had gotten away from the CIA. Toad was just pulled into the bush by a unidentified person.
Luigi: Aaaahhhhh Toad! What is it!
Toad: it is? Princess peach!
Luigi and Toad stare in aww because it truly was Princess peach.
Peach: you guys found me thank god!
Luigi and toad the realize that princes peach was all tied up to a chair in the bush. Luigi and toad untied
Peach. Then Luigi stared to wonder.
Luigi: Why are you here?
Peach: I?Don?t know. I was knocked out.
Luigi: that?s odd?
Toad: This isn?t good. Not good one bit.
Toad was right. This indeed was a bad thing. Toad looks up and sees a huge building that says W-1 on it with a picture of Waluigi.
Toad: what do you think the W-1 stands for?
Luigi: I don?t know if this was a game I would say world 1... But it was a picture of Waluigi on it so I don?t want to go there.
Peach: But we must. I saw them take daisy there.
Luigi: ? I hate Waluigi.
Luigi, Toad, and Peach then walk to the entrance and there is a gate. Luigi then shoots tons of fireballs at the gate and it opens.
Toad: I guess that?s one way?
Luigi: Do you have a better idea Sherlock?
Toad: ? I guess not.
Toad ,Luigi, and Peach all go into the main door which was a huge W on it. They then look around and it is a huge room.
Luigi: oh my gosh! Could you imagine how many house cleaners they would need here!
Toad: And you think I have no attention span.
They then start to walk up the many stairs which seemed like they were never going to end?.then they did. Hours had gone by and many lives were lost in this long journey, just not any of the main characters died of course. They then saw a couple doors and had to decide which one to take.
Luigi: I say the right door!
Toad: Do you find it odd that we havn?t seen any one yet?
Peach: Who cares you stupid mushroom!
Toad: This is how you repay me after I wash your cloths, do your dirty work, and eat your vegetables?!
Peach: Yup pretty much.
They then walk through the right door and suddenly the room that they entered turns dark and red security lasers are all over the room.
Luigi: now what?
Toad: good question.
Peach: does that answer your question were is every one toad? There all in the security place.
Toad, Luigi, and peach then start making their way across the room dodging and ducking past all of the security beams. When suddenly they all see a very valuable treasure in the center of the room guarded with the most beams.
Luigi: what is that?!
Toad: Some sort of Globe.
Peach: I have heard of these they give people in the Double W?s there powers!
Everyone looks at peach shocked.
Luigi: Peach how do you know about the double W?s?
Peach: Because?
Peach?s voice becomes dark
Peach: I am part of them!!!!
Peach then morphs into a strange creature the likes of which Luigi and Toad had only seen in their worst nightmares. Her eyes became red with gray scales surrounding them, she had rotten fangs and very long claws which she used to hit the security beams setting off an alarm. Luigi and Toad Then had to run as fast as they could across the room, which was now covered in red from security sirens and lights and the sound of alarms, ringing in their ears. They run through a door that they saw on the other side of the room. When they got into the room they saw a ton of people in capes that had a symbol that had 2 W?s on it that resembled the one that they saw on the cloaked man?s cloak in Bowser?s castle. They quickly ran to another door they saw close by while the people were chasing after them. They locked the door they had entered, but when they turned around they saw the creature they once thought was peach. Luigi quickly did the only thing he could think of. He shot hundreds of fireballs at the strange creature and knocked it out of the window. They then climbed up a stair case and looked at the window and the weird creature was climbing through it.
Luigi: Who are you?!
Creature: Your worst nightmare!
The creature then lunged at Luigi and for the second time in this series Toad risked his life by jumping in front of him. Toad was flung out the window and were he landed Luigi may never know. Luigi then saw a bag made of a weird material he had never seen before. It was almost like a soft metal. It was impenetrable like steel, but was able to move around like a plastic bag. Luigi quickly through the bag over the strange creature an threw him out the window. This time he watched to make sure that he hit the ground and surely enough he did.
Luigi: Glad that?s over with.
Luigi turns around.
The first thing Luigi saw was the person he hated the most. But the real question was did this person hate him more? It was Waluigi.
Waluigi: So what brings you here?
Luigi: I was just in the neighborhood?so I thought I would stop by?.?
Waluigi: Oh shut up. You baby like ways are the reason I never did like you.
Luigi: Ok I?m here to kick you in places you?ve never been kicked before!
Waluigi: I?d like to see you try! Here in my corporation we have so many technologies that you would never think of, like that metal bag you just used. But there is one above me that has so much more then me. I envy him so much. Now it is time I dispose of you!
Waluigi then pulls a globe that resembles the one in the center of the guarded room out of his pocket.
Waluigi: with this I will destroy you!
Luigi quickly shoots as many fireballs as he can at Waluigi and the room is covered with smoke he continues to shoot him for a few minutes and then stops sure that he has won. But much to Luigi?s surprise there stands Waluigi with not a scratch on him. He then shoots a beam at Luigi and Luigi flies thought the windows that are in the ceiling leaving him stranded on the roof of the 100+ story building. Then Waluigi flies through the broken window in the ceiling and lands across the roof from Luigi.
Waluigi: ready for more?!
Luigi: Of course. I could get beat up all day? that didn?t come out right.
Luigi then gets off the ground and jumps at Waluigi ready to punch him and Waluigi grabs his fist and twists it and Luigi falls to the ground in pain.
Luigi: Aaaawww! I think you broke it!
Waluigi: mess with the best, die like the rest.
Luigi: Not to day!!!!!!!
Luigi jumps at Waluigi ready to fight again.
Waluigi: your right, tomorrow!
Waluigi then grabs Luigi and flings him off the building and he lands in a pool. Who does Luigi see in the pool, well none other then Toad.
Toad: Oh hey Luigi!
Luigi: Toad! Your alright!
Luigi hugs toad.
Toad: I don?t swing that way?
Luigi: what about your husband, remember from last season?
Toad: your going to hold that against me for the rest of my life aren?t you?
Luigi: Pretty much.
Toad: You know it is impossible to fall off 100 stories and survive even if you and in a pool. But do you feel this water it feels different then normal water, it has bounce to it. Maybe that?s why we didn?t die when we hit it.
Luigi: It?s pretty close to that building so I think it is an experiment that they are doing. He has many weird things in there many of which I don?t know how they could be made.
Toad: That building might just tell us exactly what the Double W?s really is.
Luigi: we better get back in there I'm sure they must have some sort of written plan if we can find that we will be one step closer to finding E.gadd, Mario, Peach, and Daisy.
Toad: Lets go.
Toad and Luigi Then head back to the huge building and look around at it. They then see a back entrance and sneak in. They see an elevator shaft but there is no elevator in it. They are forced to climb up the chain that the elevator is normally attached to.
Luigi: We are forced to climb up the chain that the elevator is normally attached to.
Toad: Way to point out the obvious.
Toad and Luigi then start to climb the elevator shaft and they hear voices talking on the other side of it. Luigi and Toad are whispering.
Luigi: maybe if we listen to them we can find the blue prints to their plan.
Toad: good idea.
Toad and Luigi hear the 2 people talking.
Person 1: where did the boss put those plans again I forgot what to do next?
Person 2: remember the only person that knows were the plans are is Waluigi and Kong Koopa.
Luigi then screams.
Luigi: we have to find Kong Koopa!!!!!!!!!
Then the 2 people talking stop talking and jump in the elevator shaft and start chasing after Luigi and Toad.
Luigi: Aww not again!!!!!!!!
Will Luigi and Toad get away? What does W-1 really stand for? Does it have to do with the double W?s? Why was there a fake peach outside? Where is the real peach and daisy? Will our hero?s ever make it back to the hotel and find out what it is? Where the heck are they? What is this organization planning? Does this strange company have garlic toothpaste too? All these questions and more will be answered in the next chapter of Luigi?s Hotel! ?CHAPTER 3: FINDING THE PLANS?
Season 2: Chapter 3: Finding the plans
Luigi and toad are climbing up the elevator shaft as fast as they possibly can while thinking . O great we have to find the plans rescue the princess?s, e.gadd, and Mario. And now this?! Luigi was getting angry with having to climb so much. So he did the same thing he does every time he has to fight someone. He shot them with fireballs. wouldn?t it be nice if Luigi could use another attack. I mean its becoming dragon ball z out here. Luigi?s attack worked and the two enemies fell down the elevator shaft. Luigi and Toad get out in a room that looked like an office. After the long time of not talking someone finally broke the silence. Good thing narrating is getting tiring.
Luigi: ok lets give the narrator a break and describe what we are doing. Luigi jumped into the room with his handy sidekick toad.
Toad: what are you smoking?! There are no narrators in real life. Are you some sort of pot head?! And I?m not your side kick!
Luigi: someone is having mood swings?and you look like you?ve put on weight. Toad, do you have something to tell me?
Toad: I?m not pregnant!
Luigi: sure?.and that wasn?t another mood swing? talking under my breath...yup, still narrating...
Toad: what was that!
Luigi: I said we should start looking for the plans.
Toad: good idea! AND stop narrating!
Luigi and Toad jump into the office like room from the elevator shaft and start searching for the plans tearing the room apart while doing so.
Toad: shouldn?t we wear gloves, so we don?t leave finger prints?
Luigi: don?t be silly Waluigi isn?t that smart.
Luigi: if I saw him again I would stand my ground and beat him silly.
Waluigi appears from nowhere.
Waluigi: what was that!
Luigi: I said you are king.
Cowering in fear.
Toad: way to stand your ground.
Waluigi: it is time. You will never find my plans.
Luigi: wait there really are plans? I was just trying to think of something to do. Sweet I can see the future!
Waluigi: then you will probably know what I'm about to do to you huh?
Luigi: your going to give me a cookie?
Waluigi: wrong! A mushroom!!!!!
Waluigi grabs Toad by the head and chucks him at Luigi knocking Luigi into the wall. Then Waluigi calls his guards to come and they throw them both in cages and bring them to the basement. Unconscious Luigi and Toad wake up after a few hours had passed.
Toad: ooowww? Where are we?
Luigi: looks like they captured us.
Toad: oh great how are we going to get out of here?
Luigi: I got it. We can fly!
Toad: how?
Luigi: I have a raccoon suit!
Toad: that?s great for you but what about me?
Luigi: I will let down that rope from up there!
Luigi points to the ceiling and then toad realizes that there is no ceiling because they are in a pit in the basement. Luigi then puts on his raccoon suit and flies to the top of the pit and drops the rope down for Toad. Shortly after They got out they saw some people waiting for them out side the top of the pit.
Luigi: Parakarry!
Parakarry: Luigi I presume? Mario?s brother. Yes I remember Mario I helped him when he was all paper like, what was that all about anyway?
Luigi: oh he was sick. Pappaitis.
Parakarry: oh ya?bad disease. Anyway I?m here to help you. I am the king of mail so I can find the paper your looking for.
Parakarry opens a drawer.
Parakarry: here it is. The plans you were looking for. Lets get out of here while your still raccoon Luigi. I will fly toad.
Luigi, Parakarry, and toad all fly out of there, with the exception of toad who is carried?paracarried?had to make that pun, sorry. Anyway. They all fly off into the desert and then they land.
Parakarry: ok I?m too tired to fly any more. Lets walk.
Luigi: but come on?I?m still raccoon Luigi!
Suddenly a goomba jumps on Luigi and he turns back to normal Luigi.
Luigi: walking works I guess.
The three of them continue to walk following Parakarry since he has the best sense of direction. They start to talk while walking.
Luigi: how did you find us and how did you know we were looking for those plans. Parakarry: Because. I have a super power. The power of the mailman. Ok I read a letter I was delivering to Waluigi and it talked about the plans then I saw you guys climb the elevator so I though you would need help.
Luigi: aww I see so where are we headed for?
Parakarry: first we will stop by my place to look at these plans then we will go to your guys hotel. Before you ask I read your mail that?s how I know about your hotel.
Luigi: your like the ultimate gossip machine. Eavesdropper?.
Parakarry: anyway here we are.
They arrive at Parakarry?s house and open the plans.
Luigi: they appear to be in some sort of code!
Parakarry: its upside down genius.
He flips the paper over.
Parakarry: ok it says??dear dark cloaked man, we need you to report to the Double W?s for the full plan but here is it in short. Capture the plumber which I think you did then destroy the smart one. After that know one can stop us from using our new items to rule the world and destroy the two most famous princesses. Yours truly, ms dark.?
Luigi: whoa! that?s deep?.
Parakarry: they have done most of this! They had E.gadd,/the smart 1, and Mario/the plumber, and the princesses. There must be more to the plan.
Luigi: Wait look here it says P.S. the full plan was sent to you via fed ex.
Parakarry: drat. I am not in with fed ex. that?s union.
Luigi: NNNNooooooooooooo!!!!!!! We must get to the hotel to find out why Wario gave it to me. Maybe we can find the cloaked mans base.
They then all head off for the hotel. A few hours go by. A few more hours go by. A few more hours go by. I think enough time passed. They arrive at the hotel and check in saying and showing the proof he owns the hotel.
Luigi: here are all the papers.
Office person: good. Here is your room number the elevator is over there. The owner?s room is deluxe with 8 rooms and a personal spa. Have a nice life.
They then get into the elevator and realize the room is on the 328th floor. They press the button and when they get to the second floor a little kid gets in the elevator and presses all the buttons and then gets off the elevator on the next floor.
Luigi: too bad there is only 1 elevator.
They are waiting when suddenly the elevator screeches to a halt and the lights go out. Suddenly a voice comes on over the radio in the elevator which was not playing soft music, it was playing loud heavy metal.
Voice: it is time. The plan is falling into place. We have you just were we want you plumber!
Luigi: no! they weren?t talking about Mario as the plumber they were talking about me!
Who is ms dark? Where are the full plans? Were is the dark cloaked man? What do they want with luigi? Will the new sidekick Parakarry help save the day? When will I post the next chapter? Only time will tell??or the next chapter. ?chapter 4: floor 328?
Ok, 2 new chapters up, let me know what you think, do not get your hopes up for a new episode next week as i am getting SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL this weekend and will be playing it for the entire week! But if you get brawl too feel free to post your friend code here and i will do the same and we can have the first ever Luigi's shed brawl matches!! (they are the same as normal matches... just a cool name!)
So comments much appreciated, New chapter on thursday, 3-20-08, and post here when you get brawl if you want to brawl me!
Thank you for your support and cya guys soon!
PS: I do not know why but the first chapter of season 2's font seemed to have a bunch of spontaneous signs in it and i don't know why, i will try to fix the problem with that asap, but the 2 chapters i just posted seem to be fine...
Awesome! I will post my Brawl FC when I pwn with Luigi.
K well i couldnt get on the forums for the last week or so, so expect a new episode next thursday.
ok new episode tonight, but i cant guarantee a time, prolly very late tonight, as i have alot of work to do today...
Season 2: Chapter 4: Floor 328
Luigi, Toad, and Parakarry are in the elevator and they are in great fear. The reason why they are in such fear is because the loudspeaker just announced, and I quote, ?We have you right where we want you!? That?s never a good thing when someone tells you that. So Luigi did whatever any good plumber would do. He shot fire at the door and got out and was on floor 15.
Toad: I was just wondering Luigi?WTH can you shoot fire for?! Were did you learn that, that?s just weird you?re a plumber not a pyrotechnic.
Luigi: That?s a very good question. Well one day Mario shot fire and he bet me I couldn?t shoot fire. He taunted me and said all good plumbers can. It kind of confused me? but then I thought oh wait plumbers need to weld things, you weld with fire. So then I shot fire and won the bet! Also?
Parakarry: That?s a touching story and all but WE ARE BEING CHASED BY SOME WEIRD PHYCOPATHS WE HAVE NO TIME FOR CHIT CHAT!!!!!!!!!
Luigi: ok? lets go!
Our heroes then head over to the stairs and start to run up them. They pass a few floors and the stairs stop. It has a sign which tells them the stairs continue on the opposite side of the hotel. The run as fast as they can and get to the stairs and continue to climb upwards.
Luigi: 26!?????27!????.28!?????
Luigi reads the signs as he runs sup the stairs.
Luigi: 34!??????..35!????..Luigi your going to die!??37!?????
Toad: wait a minute what did that sign say?
Luigi: oh my?!
Pointing upward
Toad looked up as he was about to ask Luigi what was wrong, but before he could ask he realized himself that they were doomed?.all doomed?. Now to save you from the suspense I?ll tell you what they saw. It was the nastiest creature they had ever seen.
Creature: aaaIaaaaaaaAMaaaaaaaE.GADDaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
That?s right in his crazy mixed up moan he said words that sounded like he said I am E.gadd. This monster looked nothing like E.gadd for he was more like a zombie of E.gadds great great grandmother! Yes the creature had hideous wrinkly skin and nasty teeth and was rotting from the inside out. Then from behind him a dark creature came out. It was the dark cloaked man.
dark cloaked man: You like what I have done with your friend? Well do you? He looks great doesn?t he? He fights good too. Sick em!!!!!!
The thing that once was their friend started to chase them down the stairs when suddenly he disappears and reappears in front of them. He then chases them up the stairs until they run into the dark cloaked man. Everything stops.
dark cloaked man: you are trapped.
The dark cloaked man was right there was no were left to run. They were caught.
dark cloaked man: You know why I?m doing this right Luigi? Do you know who I am? You pushed me aside too many times so I joined the Double W?s who also hated you and now we are getting our revenge. Attack!
Then the dark cloaked man lunges at them ready to attack and ?E.gadd? comes from behind to attack. The dark cloaked man then pulls out the orb that E.gadd was once trapped in.
dark cloaked man: before your life is in my control I must tell you something. I found the key to the orb and I unlocked E.gadd. He had been in there long enough to transform. Now its your turn. I will trap you in here. But instead of letting you become my minion you will suffer in there for all eternity! As for the key after I released E.gadd I launched the key out of a cannon into the sea so it would never be found. Time for you to suffer. And as for your friends they will join Mario in My death pit. All I have to do is put them in there and there is a 99% chance they will not survive. Good bye!
He then pulls out the crystal orb and it begins to shoot a beam at Luigi when suddenly Parakarry grabs Luigi and breaks through the ceiling and then the wall on the next floor and fly?s off with Luigi, Leaving Toad to be trapped in the orb in Luigi?s place.
Luigi: Great now toad is trapped!!!
Parakarry: It could be worse?
Luigi: oh ya?! how?
Parakarry: I could have been captured.
Luigi: OH your right that?s so much worse.
Parakarry: That?s what I?m saying!
If you haven?t noticed Parakarry is both smart and ditsy. Which is an odd combo for a guy? Anyway they continue flying in circles trying to decide what to do.
Luigi: We must go to my room.
Parakarry: it is probably a trap.
Luigi: I got it?funny my brother usually says that?anyway? if we go there and it is not exactly as they described downstairs then that means it is a trap but if it is what they described then it isn?t a trap!
Parakarry: perfect lets go, but lets wait like 10 minutes before going so it gives them a chance to leave and go commit some more evil.
Luigi: speaking of evil who do you think they are working for?
Parakarry: got it. Evil?hates people? only one name comes to my mind. Are you thinking what im thinking?
Luigi: That pasta tastes extremely good?
Parakarry: no!.. even though it is? I?m think they are working for bush!!! He is the only evil leader in the land except Bowser and we know its not him.
Luigi: Good point?
Luigi and Parakarry continue babbling on about who they think it is and then, after they think they waited long enough to go back they headed back, only this time Parakarry just busted through the wall on floor 328. They then went to the room and opened the door with their keycard, regular keys, fingerprint, eye-scanner, and remote control. Then it said one thing, you know what it said? Ill tell you what it said! Please type in 328 digit code followed by your password?
Luigi: this will take forever I?ll be right back you just finish up.
Luigi walks off and Parakarry is still typing in the numbers to the code. 5 hours pass and Luigi comes back with takeout.
Luigi: Ya I met some really hot Italian women and we sat down for a drink and some food. I thought you would want some so brought it back.
Parakarry: so were are they?
Luigi: what?
Parakarry: you said you brought me back some, so were are the chicks?
Luigi: oh not that you sick perv! The food. Here it is.
Parakarry is mad and types in the wrong last digit.
Machine: beep!!!!!!!!! Invalid code please retype.
Parakarry: aaarrrggg!
He kicks the door and it was just a cardboard cutout and it falls over and they see the inside of the huge room just like the people at the front desk said.
Luigi: It obviously isn?t a trap. Hey look at that on the counter! The full Plans!!!!
Luigi and Parakarry then open the plans and get ready to read them.
Parakarry: it reads.
Dear dark cloaked man,
??????TO BE CONTINUED??????.....
WHAT DOES THE MESSAGE SAY? WHO WROTE IT? WHAT HAPPENED TO TOAD? WHY WAS E.GADD A MONSTER? DID MRIO GET THROWN IN THE DEATH PIT? WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? WILL THE DELAY BE SO LONG UNTILL THE NEXT CHAPTER? PROBABALLY NOT. BUT YOU SHALL SOON FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF Luigi?s Hotel! Chapter 5 ?the message?
There you have it! A new chapter of Luigi's Hotel! I hope you like it, comments and feedback appreciated!
ONLY 3 CHAPTER'S LEFT THIS SEASON!! Check front page for details about release.
Wewt! Awesome! Although I must say poor Toad. :P
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Season 2: Chapter 5: The Message
Last time on Luigi?s hotel? Luigi and his friends were being chased in an elevator, they find out that Mario was thrown into a death pit, Luigi picks up some Italian women and take out, and oh ya they find the secret message in which may finally reveal who the dark cloaked man is and what their plans really are. The long waited for 5th installment to Luigi?s hotel? THE MESSAGE?..
Luigi and Parakarry have just entered their hotel suite after typing an incredibly long passcode and they find The dark cloaked mans full plans.
Parakarry: Ok lets read these plans.
Luigi begins to read the plans?
Dear Dark Cloaked Man,
I have been waiting along time for this, we can finally get revenge on those twerps. Now that the professor is on our side and that toad is trapped I think it would be a great time to order sushi, I mean sushi is a great way to celebrate when things are going your way. Any way back to the plan. I drew up this sketch of what we are going to do. Basically now that we threw Mario in the death pit, E.gadd is on our side, and toad is trapped with out a key, here is what we must do for the ultimate revenge on Luigi?.
..._...|..____________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____|] = = = D Luigi
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//
But first we must kill the princesses right in front of them. Next thing, once Luigi is out of the way we can over take the Mario Brothers enterprise which will give us enough money to pay off Parakarry from telling anyone what happened, with him being a postal man it will be to our advantage when we go out to the black woods, that forest is a gold mine, we can not let anyone know of the values which are their, once that is done we will have enough power to over throw the world! I will tell you more about our plan when I see you in person this Friday in the hotel storage room.
Your Evil Side Kick,
Wario of Double W?s
P.S: Waluigi is in on this too.
Luigi: This is terrible! They are going to kill me and bribe you!
Parakarry: I don?t Know it sounds like ill get a lot of money?
Luigi: What!!!??!?!?!
Parakarry: I?m just kidding don?t you worry you can count on me!
Luigi: It sounds like that black woods is the key to power, if we could beet them too it.
Parakarry: Why else do you think they wanted to pay me off, im the only one who has ever actually been there.
Luigi: so you can take me there and we can cut them off and bribe them to free toad and the princesses?
Parakarry: Not that easy, there was an avalanche last winter and it completely blocked off the only entrance with a huge bolder.
Luigi: We need to find the key to the sphere that they trapped toad in, then we need to spy on that conversation on Friday, and find were they are keeping the princesses, I?m not going down with out a fight.
E.gadd walks in the room. Luigi turns around and sees him and is very confused.
Luigi: How the?
E.gadd: it turns out that weird spell wore off of me. I?m back to normal, and I know all about their plan. I also Know who the Dark Cloaked Man is.
Luigi: Who is it????!!!!?!?!?!?!
E.gadd: Its?.Its?.Its?.
E.gadd suddenly is just staring off at Luigi and not talking or blinking. Luigi turns around to Parakarry to ask if he knows what?s going on when suddenly??
Parakarry: Look out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Parakarry jumps on top of Luigi knocking him to the floor and Luigi looks back at E.gadd and he is holding a gun. E.gadd shot the gun and it hit Parakarry in the Shoulder. Parakarry is now unconscious. The Dark Cloaked Man walks in the room and his men, wearing shirts that say WW on them, pour gasoline all over and then Luigi grabs a butter knife laying on the counter and hurls it at The Dark Cloaked man, it misses and he drops a red ball on the ground. The ball starts to let smoke out and the Dark Cloaked Man, E.gadd, and his minions all vanish and the room bursts into flames. Parakarry is now unconscious and on fire, the room is consumed in smoke and Luigi can not even see Parakarry anymore. He stumbles across the room and falls out the window, he lands 300+ stories down in a pool and his feet are completely broken. He some how manages to survive. He sees a wheelchair and he jumps in it and wheels himself to the nearest hospital. A toad like person puts him in bed and when he wakes up he is healed but can barely walk.
Luigi: Parakarry?he? he is dead!
Nurse: Its ok, Parakarry will be fine?
Luigi: But he was shot and burned.
The nurse doesn?t seem to believe him.
Nurse: uhuh? you get your rest now.
Luigi falls asleep and wakes up in his house. The TV is on in the back ground and it is telling of the story how a 300+ story hotel burnt to the ground last night. Luigi begins to think to himself who can he turn to. E.gadd is evil, Mario was thrown in a death pit and there is only a 1% chance he would have survived, Parakarry was shot and burned, The princesses were missing, Bowser is just a fatty, toad was trapped in a sphere, then it came to him.
Luigi: I know! Kooper. He should be home.
Luigi then travels over to Kooper?s house and finds him in his room. He explains what has happened from the start and how the princesses were captured and he got to Bowser?s and fought him and then a dark cloaked man came and beat up Bowser, then stole the princesses and E.gadd, and Mario, and toad, and how E.gadd became evil, and how Parakarry was murdered?. After about 8 hours of Luigi explaining what had happened kooper finally said?
Kooper: OK I get it!!!!!!!! Ill help you out.
So Kooper and Luigi begin to plan. They thought about the letter and how it said they were going to meet at the hotel, but the hotel is gone. They kept on thinking and thinking and brainstorming plans to save the world and all of their friends, when suddenly there was a knock at the door.
Kooper: Come in!!
Delivery Guy: its not a delivery!!!!!
Luigi: is it digiorno?! I love that pizza!
Delivery Guy: no actually it?s a letter, the regular mail man went missing last night.
The delivery man hands the letter to Kooper and he opens it and reads it silently. He looks shocked.
Luigi: What is it?
Kooper: Someone got into the black woods!
Luigi: what?!
Kooper: I went with Parakarry one day to make a delivery and he had to go there. Only me and Him and one other strange man have ever been there. That man died when the avalanche came, but he left his fortune buried deep in the woods along with a very strange creature the likes which you could never imagine even in your worst nightmares. This creature is the reason they are called the black woods and not just the woods.
Luigi: It can?t be that bad I mean black woods, that?s not as scary as like the psychopath demon hell hound woods of doom!!!!! And isn?t that a bit racist, the black woods is bad? I bet if it was called the white woods people would explore it.
Kooper: Yes while our society is very discriminate against everyone?
Luigi: Because that makes perfect sense?anyway lets get back to our plan.
Kooper: we must get to the woods before who ever it is finds the treasure.
Luigi: The Double W?s!
Kooper: who?
Luigi: I have some theories, it is a group I know which tries to take over the world and hates me, what it stands for know one knows, I thought it was WarioWare but it seems Wario is not in charge. We must find out who they are and beat them to the treasure.
Luigi and Kooper head off for the Black woods but do not notice a shadowy figure who is following them closely behind, just waiting for them to make one wrong move?
What exactly is this monster and treasure in which everyone is chasing after in the black woods? How can Parakarry be dead? Will they ever see Toad or Mario again? Is E.Gadd really evil now? What were they going to discuss in the hotel on Friday? Will Luigi and Kooper make it to the tresure before the Double W?s? What does WW stand for? Who is following Luigi and Kooper? Find out next time one Luigi?s Hotel! Chapter 6: The Black Beast?.
I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter, only one more chapter before the season finale!
Comments and feedback much appreciated!
AWESOME! I like the inclusion of the partners in Paper Mario.
Also, nice gun picture.
Just about to post the next chapter, and its a day early! WOOT!
Chapter 6: The Black Beast
Last time on Luigi?s Hotel? Luigi and Parakarry found the plans and realized that the double W?s were going to have a meeting in the hotel on Friday, along with this their plan was to retrieve the treasure from the black woods. They saw E. Gadd, which turned out to be evil. Parakarry was shot and Luigi thinks he is dead. Luigi went to find kooper and in a last attempt to save the world they head off toward the Black woods, but with a shadowy figure following them who knows what dark adventures lay ahead?
Luigi: Ok first things first lets head to the black woods? how far are they from here?
Kooper: They are about 1 hour walking from here at maximum, if we can get a ride we can make it there in about 15 minutes.
Luigi:Ok lets find a Taxi?
Luigi and Kooper find a taxi and head toward the black woods, they get dropped off about one mile away from the black woods so the taxi driver would not wonder what they are doing.
Meanwhile?
Mario is falling into the death pit?
Mario: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Dark Cloaked man over load speaker: You fell for the Trap!!! Hahaha the trap the trap!!! There is only a 1% chance you will live through this and your safety is defiantly not guaranteed.
Mario:We shall see?
Mario continues to fall under him he sees many spikes and flames at the bottom of the tunnel he is falling in. He sees a root sticking out of the side of the wall and grabs onto it. Mario is hanging on by a thread and can not seem to hang on much longer?
Mario:I can?t seem to hold on much longer!
Narrator:Um? I just told them that did u not listen at all to the narration above?
Mario:Um not really can?t you see I?m about to fall to my DOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
Narrator:Oh ya right ok proceed..
Mario:Thanks for your approval?
The root snaps
Mario:AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario continues to fall with less and less room between him and the spike pit below him, he continues to fall and goes right through a spike?
Meanwhile?
Luigi: Is this it?
Kooper:Yes? we are here, but the journey is not over, it has just begun.
Luigi:But it is the second season and the journey is just beginning?!
Back to Mario? as he hit?s the spikes he goes straight through them.
Mario:It appears it was just a hologram.
He then hit?s a giant trampoline and bounces straight up, then lands next to the trampoline which is a giant shark tank. Mario has some bruises but is still ready to fight the sharks off. The sharks smell the blood on Mario and all charge toward him at once leaving him surrounded but more then 10 sharks.
Meanwhile, in front of the black woods.
Kooper:There is one problem to enter these woods we must get over that mountain which could cause another avalanche. Then we have to be even more careful because we can get attacked by the hidden monster in the woods.
Luigi: we must expect the unexpected.
Kooper:Wait if you expect the unexpected, then doesn?t that make the unexpected the expected?
Luigi:I guess your right we must expect anything!
Kooper:Right keep an eye out for anyone following us?
Snap!
They turn around and see a branch snap out of a tree.
Luigi:Whos there?!
shadowy figure in background:mice!
Luigi: ok then?
Kooper slaps Luigi
Kooper: That wasn?t a mouse someone is following us.
Luigi turns around and hears the loud breaking of the sound barrier as a sniper rifle fires. A bullet goes right through Luigi?s hat and knocks it off his head.
Luigi:Run!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kooper: Get on my back!
Kooper goes into his shell and Luigi jumps on his back and they slide off. BOOM! Another shot from the gun, yet another miss. POW! Another shot hit?s the ground. For the next 20 minutes Kooper slides up the hill with Luigi on his back dodging shot after shot, a helicopter then is flying above them.
Luigi: Kooper wait I need my hat!
Kooper: Forget it you should have grabbed it 20 minutes ago before we had to run.
The helicopter then drops a rope down and over the intercom they hear E.Gadd yelling to them?
E.Gadd: I am on your side you must climb the rope or they will kill you! Parakarry is with me!
Then several bullets are fired at the helicopter followed by a rocket from a rocket launcher. The Helicopter falls to the ground and bursts into flames. The crash cause a vibration on the ground causing what might be another avalanche.
Luigi: Oh no! the ground what could it be?! Its gotta be the monster!!!!
Kooper:Or um? more likely an avalanche!
Meanwhile in the tank of sharks?
Mario is surrounded by sharks and punches one in the nose and gets ready to shoot fire at another?
Mario attempts to shoot fire
Mario: Why isn?t the fire working?
Shark number 3 Um maybe because your underwater?
Mario OH MY GOD! You can talk?!
Mario then grabs the shark by the tail and swings it into another shark but it doesn?t do much because they are underwater. He then swims downward as fast as he can through a underwater fan and one of the sharks gets grinded in it while the rest stay back behind. A voice comes over the loudspeaker as Mario climbs through a tunnel which brings him to a room with out water, or gravity.
dark cloaked man over loudspeaker Congratulations, you made it past the fake out and round one, welcome to level 2, you must fight some of the worlds deadliest assassins in an antigravity room. This will be no problem for them because ninjas completely ignore gravity but for you this will be harder.
Five assassins enter the room through various hidden holes and the scene fades back to the avalanche.
Suddenly Parakarry appears behind them and grabs them and fly?s up to the top of the hill.
Luigi: Your alive?!
Parakarry:The nurse told you I would be fine.
Luigi: How come I woke up in my house then?
Parakarry: You slept in so long there and they needed the bed for some of the guests at the hotel after it burned down, you realize that many people were injured. So they brought you home and I went off to find some more clues. By the way you realize that you were given that hotel so you are responsible to pay for damages to it and you are liable to be sued so it is a good thing we will probably all die?
Luigi: What do you mean we will die?
Luigi and kooper look up and see the reason why Parakarry thinks that they will all die. When they turn around they realize they have made it into the black woods and that they are looking face to face with the monster that all have feared to enter the woods because of?The monster is covered with blood and about twice the size as the worlds strongest man. He has a giant bloody axe and is ready to attack.
Suddenly a giant battle sequence from paper Mario occurs. Parakarry and Kooper slide into it with their shells but it does no damage. The monster shrieks and then smashes his axe into the back of Kooper.
Luigi: Oh my God! You killed Kooper!
Parakarry: You ba?
Interrupted
Kooper gasping for breath: This show is rated G remember?
Parakarry:I was going to say you Bad man!!!!! Plus if this is G then why is everyone going to die!! We are all doomed!
Luigi: I?m going to sing the doom song? doom doom doom doooooooom doomy doom doom?
Kooper, still about dead but hanging onum almost dead here?
Koopers shell snaps in half an he manages to crawl away from harm??naked??
Luigi: ha hahahahaha! Your naked!!! Your so?..
Since Luigi was too busy making fun of Kooper he fails to notice the giant axe heading for his face?
Parakarry: look out!!!!!!
Luigi turns around and dodges the axe by such a small margin that it cuts some of his hair off.
Meanwhile, back with Mario fighting ninjas?
Mario sees the ninja and he attempts to shoot fireballs at them but the fire just kinda floats in air because there is not gravity. Mario is then knocked back and forth by ninjas and assassins.
Mario:What good is it to shoot fire if all the elements are against me? wait a minute?
Mario gets an idea and starts to shoot fire uncontrollably, since there is no gravity he is filling the room with floating fire. The ninjas are burnt and revealed to be mini versions of Wario. The gravity is then switched on and Mario blows up the security cameras set in the room, for the dark cloaked man to watch him fight.
Dark cloaked man talking to himself in the lair: That fool? he has destroyed the camera. Well he will never get past stage 3! The only way he can defeat this monster is if he hits both his eyes with fire at the same time?
Mario:Hey you realize you are talking over the loudspeaker?
Dark cloaked man:aww not again?
Mario proceeds the next room and begins to attack the boss in the manor that was told to him, he beats him, and moves onto the next room not knowing what to expect.
The scene fades into the fight with the Dark beast of the black woods.
Luigi:We must retreat, this guy is undefeatable!
Suddenly E.Gadd appears behind the monster.
E.Gadd:Running Judo chop!!
E.Gadd Judo chops the monster and knocks it out.
E.Gadd:Ok guys this time I really am on your side. I found the back up key and released toad, but he was dropped into a spike pit so I?m not sure if he survived. I am here to help. I know their plans and I know where we must go. I also know where the key to the fortune is. It is in the heart of this monster on the ground. You must kill the monster to get the key.
Meanwhile Mario fights down the next boss to the death.
Dark Cloaked Man:Well Mario you might just be in that 1%? unfortunately for you the next person you must fight is?.ME!
The Dark Cloaked Man appears in front of Mario.
Dark Cloaked Man: You will die!
The Dark Cloaked Man kicks at Mario and Mario barely dodges it. They battle it out in an epic brawl the likes of which words can not even describe unless of coarse you consider no description a description in itself then you might say the battle was so strong that even Luigi and the others could here it. Anyway to make a long story short Mario shoots a blast at The Dark Cloaked Man and he dodges it in such a clumsy way that it knocks his dark cape off,(now we can only call it The Man?) Revealing his true identity to Mario.
Mario: Oh My God! Your, your, your!!!! Your???..
No longer dark cloaked man: Yes and now that you know I must send orders to kill the one you love most the princess.
TO BE CONTINUED????????????......
What happened to toad? Will Luigi and his friends be able to get the key from the monsters heart? Will Mario survive against the dark Cloaked Man? What Does Double W?s stand for? Are the princesses dead? What is the treasure of the Black Woods? Will people sue Luigi for the Hotel accident? Who is the Dark Cloaked Man, and will Mario live to tell anyone who he is? Find out the answer to all of these questions Next time one ?Luigi?s hotel: THE GRAND FINALE!?
COMMENTS APPRECIATED, NEXT THURSDAY, THE SEASON FINALE!
Whoa, Grand Finale? Already?! O.O
Anyway, good fic. I love it when the villains an idiot.
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on April 16, 2008, 08:18:36 PM
Whoa, Grand Finale? Already?! O.O
Anyway, good fic. I love it when the villains an idiot.
By grand finale i mean season finale, maybe there will be a season 3? You will have to wait and see what happens next thursday!
sorry im going to have to wait until next Thursday for the finale!
Ok, should get the finale up soon.
GET READY FOR A LONG READ!
Chapter 7: The Grand Finale
Last time on Luigi?s Hotel? Mario Falls to his doom, but somehow manages to pass though all of the tasks at hand, he is left fighting the Dark Cloaked Man who out of clumsiness is unmasked, but not revealed to you yet. Meanwhile Luigi and Kooper head toward the Black Woods, they are chased by a sniper, a helicopter is shot down, and E.Gadd is back and no longer evil, Parakarry is also back and better then ever. They caused an avalanche and K.O?ed the Black Beast. What will unwrap during this exciting Chapter of Luigi?s Hotel?!
Toad, falling into a spike pit of doom: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Toad hit?s the spikes and goes right through them, just like what happened to Mario.
Toad: Where is everyone?
Toad looks around and there are no sharks in the tank, he swims down into the anti gravity room, walks through the next few rooms, and there was no one around.
Toad: Where is everyone? This is stupid!
Toad looks at his hands and realizes they are glowing with rage, suddenly he shoots huge beams of lightning out of them and busts a hole through the wall and escapes.
Meanwhile?
Luigi: So how are we going to get the key?
E.gadd: I don?t know I don?t write the script.
Luigi: Neither do I!
Suddenly E.gadds hands are glowing in a similar way that toads did. He suddenly shoots ice from his hands and freezes the Black Beast in a block of ice.
Luigi: How did you do that?!
E.gadd: I don?t know, it must have been something to do with being in contact with the orb?
Luigi: You think it effected toad too?
Luigi stares off into space and wonders what will happen with his life, his brother is still missing, toad is gone, people seem to be getting strange powers, the princesses are gone and his hotel is burnt down, what else could go wrong? Of course every time someone says what else could possibly go wrong things tend to go even worse then they did before, Luigi looks up behind him and sees a stampede of raged creatures heading right toward them! The scene fades out to Toad.
Toad is wandering around, trying to find his way to civilization when he sees a McDonalds in front of him. He decides to stop in and get something to eat.
Toad: Hey ill take a large fry, with a double cheese burger and a chocolate shake.
Guy at counter: My name is Freddy?
Toad: Um?cool, can I please get my order?
Freddy: What?s your name?
Toad looks into the camera wondering what is wrong with the guy at the counter.
Toad: I said GIVE ME FOOD!
Freddy: Oh?that?s what you said!? I thought you asked for my name.
Toad: Can I please get a large fry, double cheese burger, and a chocolate shake?
Freddy: Ok, so you want a barge fly, a double degrees turgor, and a chocolate fake?
Toad, now outraged at Freddy?s stupidity:NO, NO, NO!!! Large fry, double cheese burger, and a chocolate shake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Freddy: Calm down, so you want chicken nuggets, with a large cheese shake, and a fried double chocolate pie?
Toad: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND? Large fry, double cheese burger, and a chocolate shake!!!!
Freddy: Oh a double cheese burger, a medium fry, and a small orange flavored cake?
Toad:Yes to the first, no to the other, large fry and large chocolate shake!
Freddy: Got it that will be $18.50, your apple pie double cheese burger and triple flavored shake will be ready in a few?
Toad:YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG!
Toad continues to battle his quest to end his own hunger against Freddy for much longer, will Toad ever fulfill his need for food? The scene cuts back to the stampede at the Black Woods.
Luigi:STAMPEDE! I have always wanted to say that?
Parakarry: Quick get on my back!
Kooper: That?s what she said!
Parakarry: Just do it!!!
They all jump on Parakarry?s back and fly above the stampede just in the nick of time.
Nick of Time: I am Nick, and I control Time!
Luigi:I think the author was referring to just in time!
Nick of Time: Fine I was going to help you on your journey because I can control the space time continuum, but I?ll just leave!
Luigi: Wait, no!
Nick of Time: Too late, I?ll just go help someone in another fan fic.
Nick of time leaves, since he really was never supposed to be here. Meanwhile back at McDonalds?
Toad: Yes, that is the order, don?t change a thing!
Freddy: Yes at your request, what would you like to change?
Toad: I would like to change your stupidity!
Freddy: Yo mama!!!
Toad lunges across the counter and grabs Freddy by the neck in a rage, trying to strangle him.
Freddy: Ok! Ok! Ill get you your food, that will be $8.95.
Toad: You best be getting my food!
Scene fades back to Luigi and his friends. Luigi is wondering how they shall get the key from the heart of the frozen beast in front of them, he is also wondering what happened to kooper, and why he is no longer injured?
Luigi: Kooper, when did u get your shell back on?
Kooper, trying to confuse Luigi: What shell??
Luigi: The one on your back, that you had to crawl out of when you got attacked by the beast.
Kooper: Oh, this old thing?!
Parakarry: There are more important matters at hand!
Luigi: What about at foot?
Parakarry: Never mind that! We must get this key before people from the WW?s come for it!
E.gadd: well I have seemed to get strange icy powers from coming in contact with the orb, maybe if we combine them with your fire then?
Luigi: He would melt and kill us!
E.gadd: Maybe toad has a power too, if only we could contact him?
Meanwhile, back at McDonalds?
Toad was just about to get his well deserved Meal, when he saw them drop his burger on the floor, they then proceeded to stepped on it, then try to wipe off the foot print with their hair, leaving the burger, flattened, and filled with germs and hair.
Freddy: 10 Dollars please.
Toad: You said it would be $8.95... And you dropped it on the floor!
Toad stares at Freddy in rage and suddenly his hands begin to glow with brightness, his entire body is glowing yellow, when suddenly he shoots electricity along the entire building and destroys everything. He then walks away as if nothing happened. Luigi saw the blast of light and screamed who is there!!! Toad heard him and ran to him.
Luigi: Toad! Your alive!!!!!
Toad: No biggie, for some reason I can shoot electricity now!
E.gadd: I can shoot Ice also, it was because we came in contact with the orb. I got it! If you shock the frozen beast he will shatter and we can get the key.
They then proceed to do what was just explained and it worked like a charm, they grabbed the key, then something went through all of their heads?
All of them at once: Now what?!
The scene fades back to Mario at the face of the now unmasked Dark Cloaked Man.
Mario: Its?its? you?
No longer Cloaked Man: You will not get out of here alive, for you have seen my true identity.
Mario: Your?your?
Unmasked enemy: That?s right! Its me! Yoshi!
Mario: I don?t understand, why would you become so evil!?
Yoshi(who used to be the dark cloaked man): You always ignored me Mario, you didn?t even go to look for me when I went missing back in the first season. You ignored the fact that I could talk and wasn?t some stupid creature who could only say his name, you realize that all I could say is Yoshi! I?m not a Pokemon! Then Wario and Waluigi approached me asking if I wanted revenge, so I joined them to take over the world, with the WW?s, which was WarioWare. I soon discovered an orb, which could take away from peoples lives, but when you come in contact with it, it makes you very powerful, if you survive. I became the leader of WarioWare with my power to spray poison, if someone made me angry I poisoned them. Then I got this disguise and now I shall take over the hidden palace in the Black, Woods! With you gone, no one can stop me!
Yoshi puts back on his Dark Clocked Man Disguise and begins to flood the room with poison gas, he leaves.
Dark Cloaked Man (yoshi): Time to kill the Princesses!
He leaves Mario to be alone in the room which is filling with poison. Mario quickly triple jumps and barely reaches a small ledge up top, the room is almost completely filled with poison. Mario takes a big gasp of air and holds it in, to not breath the poison when it gets to him. He struggles to make it up the ledge and finally gets up as the room is overflowing with poison, he runs far away and then is gasping for air. Mario then runs home and calls Luigi?s cell phone.
Mario: Luigi? pick up the phone?
Phone: Ring ring?
Mario: Come on I can hear it ringing, wait, why can I hear it ringing, oh come on its right here.
Mario looks on the counter and see?s the cell phone on the counter. He then grabs it and gets ready to leave and search for clues of where they might be. He then noticed the QVC shopping channel is on.
Mario: Yes!!!!! I love shopping!! Wait wait! I don?t have time for this!
Mario looks around the room and finds one of the many notes that Luigi, intercepted from the WW?s, now know as WarioWare.
Mario, reading to himself: The Black Woods? Hmm?
Scene fades back to Luigi and friends who has just obtained the Key to the treasure of the Black Woods.
Luigi: What will we do with this key?
Kooper: Look! A door!
They walk over to the door an put the key in, it opens, then all walk in.
Luigi: Whoa! Look at this place, its like a whole new world!
Luigi and friends have just walked into a giant island paradise, with gold everywhere.
Meanwhile back at Mario?
Mario had been asking people around about the Black Woods and he got enough info to find the Black Woods, He finally entered and found the door. He walked in and locked the door behind him.
Luigi: Mario!!!
Mario: Yes I found you!!!!
Luigi: Lets go bathe in money!
They then start bathing in the gold and coins, when suddenly they turn around and see Wario and Waluigi, With the Princesses.
Wario: Hand over the gold! I shall kill the princesses if you don?t!
Luigi whispering: We can take em, I have fire, Mario has fire, E.Gadd has ice, Toad has lightning, and Parakarry and Kooper can dive bomb them.
Parakarry:CCCCHHHAAAARRRGGGEEE!!!!!!
Luigi and all of his friends charge toward them shooting double fire, ice, and electricity all at once, while Kooper and Parakarry physically attacked them. They got Daisy away from them but Wario Escaped with Peach. The Dark Cloaked Man entered the room.
Dark Cloaked Man: You shall all die!!!!
The Bowser walks into the room.
Dark Cloaked Man:We realized Bower and I had similar Goals, so we joined forces. Bowser joined WarioWare and we worked on the orb, we improved it to be the ultimate weapon and the ultimate machine to power ourselves up.
Mario: You guys the Dark Cloaked Man is really Yos?.
At that very second the Orb appears in the middle of the room and Bowser presses a button on a pad which sucks up Mario into the orb. He pressed another button and very quickly you saw Mario turn into a horrible beast with flames surrounding his body. Bowser presses another button and the orb opens, Mario Then stands next to Bowser on their side. Bowser then sucks Daisy into the orb and presses a different button, it starts to electrocute her intensely. He then presses a button and it ejects her far away, Waluigi grabs her and leaves with both the princesses. He then Presses another button and it sucks up all of the gold on the tropical island and teleports it away.
Bowser: Now we have the treasure, and the princesses, and now Mario is on our side!
Bowser and The Dark Cloaked Man Leave with the orb and leave Mario to destroy Luigi and his friend.
Luigi: Charge!!!!!!!!
Luigi, E.gadd, Toad all attack Mario with fire, ice, and electricity, while kooper and Parakarry attack him. Mario then bursts into flames and blows up the entire island, they all appear in the Black woods and Mario lights the entire woods on fire. E.gadd bumps into Toad and suddenly they both start glowing.
Luigi: Whats happening to them?
Toad and E.gadd then start bursting with electrical ice and it hits Mario Dead on. Mario Falls to the ground burnt up and no longer evil. At that very second the orb appears and captures Parakarry and Kooper at the same time, weird noise occurs and the orb flies away.
Luigi: What just happened?
E.gadd: I?m not sure, we should take Mario back to my Lab and run some tests.
Right as they decided to do this Mario Burst into flames and disappeared.
Luigi: Nooooo!!!!! Mario!!!!!!!! Where did he go?!
E.gadd: I?m Not sure but I have a feeling there is a long journey ahead, lets get back to my lab.
Luigi, E.gadd, and Toad head back to E.gadds Lab.
Meanwhile at the location of the orb. A strange character emerges from the orb.
Orb Creature: We are here to serve you master
Dark Cloaked Man: Very Good!
Luigi, Toad, and E.gadd are at E.gadds Lab when they hear a knock at the door.
Luigi: Who is it?
Guy at door: Special delivery!
Luigi: Come in!
The new delivery guy walks in and hands a package to Luigi.
Luigi: Thanks!
Luigi opens the package
Package: Hello Luigi! Congratulations you have just Won mongo Island! That?s right you now own the best island for tourists, and the ultimate vacation. Have Fun with this great prize, instructions are on the back!
E.gadd: How come you always win everything?
WHAT HAPPENED TO MARIO? WILL THEY EVER SAVE THE PRINCESSES? WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO PARAKARRY AND KOOPER? WILL THEY EVER DEFEAT BOWSER AND THE NEWLY UNMASKED YOSHI? WHY DOES LUIGI ALWAYS WIN EVERYTHING? Find out the answer to these questions and many more on the next, and FINAL season of Luigi?s hotel!
Next season: Luigi?s Island: Going On Vacation
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NOTICE:
And here ends season 2 of Luigi's Hotel! Comments and feedback much appreciated, only one more season left in the series, details on the front page!
Luigi's Island! Yay! Great finale!
Don't worry i haven't forgotten about this, i am still brain storming the next season, and i still hope to finish the first chapter before summer ends, so look forward to it.
Quote from: evilflame101 on July 19, 2008, 01:08:41 AM
Don't worry i haven't forgotten about this, i am still brain storming the next season, and i still hope to finish the first chapter before summer ends, so look forward to it.
Haven't forgot about this, very busy, and i know it's late, but i still hope to get it out in the not too distant future...