Lucas adventures of crazyness! Is Bowyer! Or is Bowser?

[thunderhero4]

Hmph.

you gotta problem with dragonforce?  ;D

[DededeCloneChris]

Be here to read the next chapter! ;)

[DededeCloneChris]

Chapter 11: The war at the hospital!

Lucas and Sonic: IN! (A/N:Get the joke?)

Amy: You were the ones who hurted my poor Sonic!

Shikamaru: Excuse me? He attack us for no reason.

Sonic: I do have a reason!

All except for him and Sidney, who was puzzled: Shut up!

Tails: Attack them!

Sakura: CHARGE!!!

Sidney: Can all of you just be quie-

*Unfortunalely, Sidney was in the middle of the 2 groups, and they approached each other in slow motion in the air and ground with mad faces, and Sidney suffered his own pain*

All: OUCH! TAKE THAT! DON'T TOUCH ME THERE! AHHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! KEEP AWAY FROM ME! PK FLASH! SHADOW POSSESION JUTSU! YOU FAIL! DARN IT!

Chris: Because of extreme violence, we will change to another scene in the same hospital.

Tyler: Wow lady, you've got some serious damages! What happened to you? *There was sounds of explosions, PK flashes, yells for help, and more yells and PK flashes, but it was very quiet to hear that now*

Marine: Well, I was in a interview show and some guy and I fought for just a bowl of candy, he was such a bad guy, mate!

Tyler: Really?

Marine: Ya hear matey!

Tyler: Did you hear something?

Marine: *Stand quiet to hear the background* Ahhh, ehhh, no.

Tyler: I do hear something.........

*Back to the war, eh, I mean, room*

All: HA! TAKE THAT! GO OUT! GET OUT OF HERE! NOT YOU DON'T!

Angie: *Opens the door* WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING HERE?! *Look at Sidney, who was fainted*......................

All: *Points to the other group* THEY STARTED!

Angie:..........................

Derek: Angie, what happened? *Look at Sidney*....................

Greg: Hi guys! I have a day free so I wanted to visit yo- *Look at his brother Sidney*..........................

Leslie: I heard something coming from her- *Look at Sidney*...................

Tyler: Hey guys, what are you doin- *Look at Sidney*....................

Stephen: What is happening her- *Look at Sidney*..................

Cybil: Now what problem we have toda- *Look at Sidney*..............

Victor: Did that troublesome kid do something ba- *Look at Sidney*.............

*Everyone look to Sidney and keep silent for 5 minutes until...............in the hall*

Robert: As you can see girl, this hospital is one of the most highly recommended in the world, that's why you're fine now.

Marine: Ya mate, you sure are the best from this place!

Robert: Don't thank me, thank the cast from this hospital who are very skilled in the job to cure diseases. *In front of the door* Now, where are the cast? I think they are here, because there is nobody else besides here.

Marine: What are you waiting for? Open the door! The suspence is killing me!

Robert: Ok, I hope they are doing their jo-*Opens the door to find all of them fighting in such a big fight, Stephen was in a corner of the room trying to calm them down but with no results*.....................................................

Marine: What is it? *Looks to the entire fight place*.........................

Robert:...............................................

Marine:...............................................

Robert:................................................

Kimishima: Hmm, you know, I wanted to visit this place because Derek begged me to do so-*Looks to the entire fight place*.......................(A/N: This was her face O_O)

Robert: WHAT THE HECK IS HAPENNING HERE?!!!!!!

*They all stop fighting and look to Robert, Marine and Kimishima looking to them and they all faint for the big damage they just have created, except for Stephen, of course*

Kimishima:................(A/N: T rated)...............Oh crap......................(A/N: Ends T rated)

Chris: What will happen to all of them? Why Greg suddenly has a day off? Why Marine was in there? (Duh!) Why Kimishima visited the hospital if she did not wanted to return there? Why Marine has pirate accent? Find out in Chapter 12: 3 days later................and more!

Chris: Now time for flashbacks and commercials! :D

All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris: Ok, ok! Sheesh! ;D

[Geno]

This has nothing to do with smash bros. now.

And it looks like a 10 year old made it with it's immature humor.

mor sex jokes plz

[DededeCloneChris]

This has nothing to do with smash bros. now.

And it looks like a 10 year old made it with it's immature humor.

mor sex jokes plz

SEX.......JOKES?!..I will do the best for that to look like Smash Bros, I swear!

[thunderhero4]

This has nothing to do with smash bros. now.

And it looks like a 10 year old made it with it's immature humor.

mor sex jokes plz

SEX.......JOKES?!..I will do the best for that to look like Smash Bros, I swear!

sex jokes are funny (see my peter griffin interview), but keep em on the lower, i dont want to have an r rated fanfic...

[DededeCloneChris]

This has nothing to do with smash bros. now.

And it looks like a 10 year old made it with it's immature humor.

mor sex jokes plz

SEX.......JOKES?!..I will do the best for that to look like Smash Bros, I swear!

sex jokes are funny (see my peter griffin interview), but keep em on the lower, i dont want to have an r rated fanfic...

GEEZ! Geno is sure demanding!

[DededeCloneChris]

Chapter 12: 3 days later..............and more

Robert: Well..................we need to operate them all.

Kimishima: *Sighs* I always have to be the serious one, right?

Marine: Looks like it.

Stephen: Then, to the O.R.

*Screens changes to operation briefing (with the body, name, height and stuff)*

Stephen: Subject is-

Marine: Hey! What is this funky screen with that impacting music and that body?

Kimishima: What are you saying?

Marine: Eh, nothing........continue anyways mates!

Stephen:..............is Tails, a genius fox who builds high tech aircrafts, the subject has great injuries in his 2 tails, therefore, bleeding.

Robert: I wasn't expecting t a operation to a animal.

Marine: Morphologic animal, you racist.

Robert: Did you just call me racist?

Marine: No, I swear by this game *Holds up the Super Smash Bros Melee game*

Kimishima: Wow, I heard that game is a best seller in all the world.

Marine: This funky screen is going to turn in a chat room if you don't start with the ******* OPERATION!

Stephen: Wow, congratulations, you're making this fan fiction to gain rating K to K+. If those "*" weren't there, this fan fiction could turn to T+.

Marine: Thanks, I work for this.

Kimishima: Can we start now?

Robert: Ok, do the honors.

Kimishima: Let's begin.

*Screen blacks out, then the body of Tails is displayed in the screen and-*

BSSSSSSSSSSSSSZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

*Super menacing voice* Buy now the Mario hat! Is too cool to wear in your head rather in your butt! Buy it now and show-off to all your friends! We have even a interview with a happy customer!

Ness: When I wear it, I always forgot to remove my own hat.

BUY IT NOW! OR YOU SUCK MORE THAN SONIC!!!!!!

Sonic: HEY! *Explodes*

BUY IT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: The Mario hat is not a parody of Kirby hats, we keep them from their own hats, because we steal that from them.

BSSSSSSSSSSSSZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kimishima: What happened?

Marine: We got to commercials!

Kimishima: During my operations? You suck!

Stephen: Are you happy now? Now the fuc**** story is T rated!

Chris: *From his room* Hey! Don't blame me! Geno wanted this story rated T because he wanted sex jokes!

Marine:...........................SEX.................JOKES?!

Robert: We can't do that now, and besides, the fu***** commercials taked 2 days!

Sakura: *Who was in the bed, healing with her abilities* How can we start doing this now?

Chris: Think for yourselves but do that now! *Dissapears*

Charmy: I know! *Kicks Sonic in his crotch*

Sonic: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WHY THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT?!

Knuckles: You doesn't have...............................that!

Charmy: *Kicks Knuckles in his crotch*

Knuckles: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AU AU AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Cream: I will keep away from those jokes from now on.

Chris: Ok, this is getting disgusting now, so, we will skip this day by rewinding the tape foward!

Vector: *In the bed* What? Dude, I don't think you can do tha-

*Rewinds the tape foward until next day*

Robert: Now Derek, what have we learned today?

Derek: Wars in hospitals are not good?

Robert: Yes, and what we have learned too, Amy?

Amy: Destroying hospitals things and rooms are wrong.

Shikamaru: We have a problem.

Angie: FOR THE LOVE OF MASTER HAND, WHAT IS IT? (A/N: How did she said that?)

Shikamaru: Well, isn't supposed that those 3 beds over there are occupied?
*Points to the 3 beds who Sonic, Knuckles and Shadow were supposed to be in*

Tyler: Great, our hospital rating is going to be decreased if we let them on the loose with those injuries and ADITIONAL PAIN FROM A CERTAIN FU**** BEE!

Charmy: Geez, I'm sorry! He wanted sex jokes so, he want it, he got it.

Kimishima: And where is the rabbit and that pink haired girl?

Lucas:..................oh crap, I know why they are not here.

Marine: Why?

Lucas: Well.......the bad news are, we need a flashback to explain this.

Everyone else: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lucas: Don't worry! I know how to-

Chris: Too late.

Flashback

Sakura: *Who was in the bed, healing with her abilities* How can we start doing this now?

Sonic: *Who was staring at Sakura's healing abilities*Hmmmmmm, I got an idea!

Lucas: *In the other bed, who was staring at Sonic, who was staring at Sakura's healing abilities* Oh no, he won't do that!

Charmy: I know! *Kicks Sonic in his crotch*

Sonic: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT?!

Lucas: Hehehehehehehe..........

End of flashback.

Marine: Still, that doesn't explains why Cream and Cheese are not here.

Victor: They haven't gotten far by the injuries, so, they are still in the building.

Derek: He is right, they are maybe still here!

Victor: Even people like...............you can know this.

Derek: (Why he didn't tell me idiot and point?)

Vector: So, let's skip the next door!

Victor: And why?

Vector: Because it will be so obvious they haven't gotten far and not so close too.

Espio: Wow, for the first time ever, you have the right answer for once.

Vector: SHUT THE F*CK UP ESPIO!

Stephen: See what I told you? T rated.

Tails: Thank god for the censure with those * and beeps.

Rouge: So, we should start now?

Lucas: Yes, and there will be no teams, all together! *Looks back and see nobody except Shikamaru*

Lucas:..........................(beep)

Chris: Where are now Sonic and his little squad? Where are the others with their teams?
This fan fic will be rated M? Why I didn't update this yesterday? Why Sonic and Knuckles suffered from their pointless pain? Find out in:The Mother 3 style strikes again!

[Triforce_Luigi]

Whoo! And why did Charmy do that? It seemed more like an Amy or Rouge thing.

[Java]

I thought you were posting this on the Fan Fic board...

[Triforce_Luigi]

He posts stories written by others in the fan fic board. This is an original work, so he kept it here.

[DededeCloneChris]

On a side note: Where is Brandon?

[Triforce_Luigi]

Dunno. Havent seen him all day.

[thunderhero4]

Dunno. Havent seen him all day.

sorry, ive been terribly busy in the past few days and i couldnt find time to get on...on the bright side, i saw an amazing broadway show!

[DededeCloneChris]

Dunno. Havent seen him all day.

sorry, ive been terribly busy in the past few days and i couldnt find time to get on...on the bright side, i saw an amazing broadway show!

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