Lucas adventures of crazyness! Is Bowyer! Or is Bowser?

[thunderhero4]

i still didnt see me in there!!

I ADDED YOU IN THE CHAPTER 13!

i said to have me in every chapter for a split random second...aw well....

Oh, ok! Brandon will make a cameo appearance in my story! Also Dave!

lol...we dont need dave...he compared us to baskin robins...and u want me to use u as a cameo in my interviews?as of now, luigi has had that role, but ill replace him with u if u want...

[DededeCloneChris]

i still didnt see me in there!!

I ADDED YOU IN THE CHAPTER 13!

i said to have me in every chapter for a split random second...aw well....

Oh, ok! Brandon will make a cameo appearance in my story! Also Dave!

lol...we dont need dave...he compared us to baskin robins...and u want me to use u as a cameo in my interviews?as of now, luigi has had that role, but ill replace him with u if u want...

Dude, no, sorry.

[thunderhero4]

i still didnt see me in there!!

I ADDED YOU IN THE CHAPTER 13!

i said to have me in every chapter for a split random second...aw well....

Oh, ok! Brandon will make a cameo appearance in my story! Also Dave!

lol...we dont need dave...he compared us to baskin robins...and u want me to use u as a cameo in my interviews?as of now, luigi has had that role, but ill replace him with u if u want...

Dude, no, sorry.

too late ::)

[DededeCloneChris]

I WAS ABOUT TO POST THE NEXT CHAPTER WHEN SUDDENLY, A ERROR APPEARED AND I NEEDED TO LEAVE THE INTERNET! :(

[DededeCloneChris]

Chapter 15: The last blue raspberry gelatin and the red emerald

Lloyd and Lucas: LET'S BRAWL!!!!!!

*Scene changes to outside the S.S Anne*

3...........2..........1.........GO!
Chris: Lucas and Lloyd were located in the top of the S.S Anne, Lucas started with PK Freeze, but Lloyd quickly evaded it, Lucas was swearing under his breath, Lloyd started to attack with 4 demon fangs, but Lucas used PK Magnet to absorb the attack, healing him.

Hazard: Tidal wave.

Chris: Lucas quickly hear the tidal wave approaching and then, he climbed the 1 of the 2 chimneys of the ship, Lloyd was doing the same, but Lucas quickly used PK Freeze again to froze Lloyd, and the attack was succesful and Lloyd was frozen, for the worst, Lloyd fall to the tidal wave and lose the match.

GAME!............................WINNER: LUCAS!

*Scene changes to the Ship's buffet*

Lucas: Haha! I win! And I now take the pric- *Looks where the the last blue raspberry gelatin was, now in a certain kid mouth*

?: Sorry, I saw the last blue raspberry gelatin and I eat it.

Lucas: *Crying* My...my...last blue raspberry gelatin is gone.........

Lloyd: *All wet* GENIS!!!

Genis: What?

Lloyd: *Draws his swords and runs towards Genis* GET BACK HERE!!!

Genis: AHHHHHHH!!!!! *Runs away with Lloyd chasing him*

Lucas: YOU WILL REGRET THIS!!!! *Starts chasing Genis*

*In another part*

Zelos: *Spying Sheena naked in the girls bathroom, with nosebleed* This is the heaven!

Genis: HELP!!!!! *Stomps on Zelos's face*

Lloyd: COME BACK HERE!!! *Stomps on Zelos's face too*

Lucas: GIVE ME BACK MY GELATIN!!!! *Stomps on Zelos's face too*

Zelos: AH!!! MY BEATIFUL FACE!!!!! COME BACK HERE TWERPS!!! *Chases after Lucas, Lloyd and Genis*

Sheena: *In the bathroom* (That was Zelos?..........Nah.)

*In another part, Presea was finishing a wood doll resembling her Sister Alicia*

Presea: Is done! *Smiles*

*Just then, the four guys came passing and accidentally bumps into Presea, making her wood fall and being crushed by the 4 guys foots*

Presea:...........................................................................*Takes her huge axe and starts chasing them*

*In another part*

Regal: *In formal clothes* So then, these papers are necesary for the Lezareno company?

Lawyer: Yes, sir Regal, every sentence in the documents are very important if you want your company to keep running smoothly.

Regal: Ok then, just let me keep this in the archive.

*Just then, the four guys came passing and, for luck, Regal avoided them*

Regal: What in the world are they doing now?

*A strong wind came from the window and takes the papers off of Regal's Hands to the floor, and then, Presea was passing and by accident, her huge axe cutted the papers in half  :P*

Regal:.................*Faints*

Lawyer: You know, I always have copys for all the documents.

Regal: *Regains concience* *Coughs* Yeah, I forgotted that.

*In one of the ship's side*

Colette: *Watching the sky* Days like this makes me feel much better. *Close her eyes*

Raine: *Feeling seasick* Ugh, too......much........water.......UGH! *Vomits*

Colette: (Eww)

Genis: SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!

Colette: *Opening her eyes* Huh? What is happening Geni- *Like always, she trips, making Genis trips also*

Lloyd: GOT YOU! *Starts fighting with Genis, making a big smoke like cartoons do*

Lucas: HAA!!!! *Jumps to the smoke*

Zelos: YOU WILL REGRET THIS!!! *Jumps to the smoke*

Presea: *She simply jumps to the smoke*

*Yells, screams, bones cracking can be heard close to them, but then, a Mysterious Blue Hedgehog with Mustache appears*

Mysterious Blue Hedgehog with Mustache: Hey! Can all of you please shut up! The passengers are complaining about the loud yells!

*Everyone stops, Genis all badly hurted*

Lucas: Eh, we are sorry! Just that kid eated the last blue raspberry gelatin and, WHY THE LONG NAME IS ALWAYS BOLDED? IS TO MAKE FUN OF HIS NAME?!

Mysterious Blue Hedgehog with Mustache: SHUT UP!!!

Lucas: Oops, sorry. :P

Mysterious Blue Hedgehog with Mustache: Fine, just keep it quiet!*Walks away*

Lloyd: Geez, I'm sorry Genis.

Genis: *Fainted with a dumb face*

Lloyd: Professor, can you help Genis?

Raine: *Raises a finger* Right way! UGH! *Vomits*

Everyone else: EEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!

*1 hour later, after apologizing to each other and healing Genis*

Lloyd: So, Lucas, you are travelling to a tournament?

Lucas: Yes, that's right, that tournament will be "the ultimate battle of the universe".

Zelos: *Reading Make out Paradise* So, how many people will participate?

Lucas: Only the people who received a etter like this *Shows letter*

Raine: Hmm, I heard of that in the TV too.

Lloyd: Aww man! I want to be there!

Genis: For screw up the things?  ;D

Lloyd: Shut up, Genis.

Lucas: Oh! You better meet my friends!

Presea: That will be good.

*In the Ship's pool"

Tails: Shikamaru?

Shikamaru: *Resting* Yeah?

Tails: Where is Lucas now?

Shikamaru: Ahh, maybe eating or something.

Lucas: Hey guys! Meet my new friends!

*Everyone meeted each other, Zelos bleeding his nose like crazy when he saw Sakura on bikini, and she then proceeded to punch Zelos in his face for being a pervert, everyone laughed at this*

Tails: So Lloyd, you and Genis are friends?

Lloyd: Not only that, we are best friends too!

Genis: Yeah, you being the retard who puts us in trouble.

Lloyd: What did you said?!

Genis: Nothing.

Tails: (They reminds me of Sonic and me, but Lloyd stays more time with Genis than Sonic and me, but, why he suddenly has that kind of behavior? I better find out soon)

Presea: Are you fine Tails?

Tails: Huh what?! Oh yes! I'm fine! Thanks for asking!

Presea: Good *Smiles*

Speaker: Attention everyone! A invaluable red emerald has been stolen from the ship's museum!

Shikamaru: This ship has also a museum?

Speaker: Yes, it has a museum! The invaluable red emerald has been stolen just now and we think the thief is still on board, if you want to help out, we will be thankful if you want to, thank you and have a safe day!

Colette: Sounds like we need to help.

Zelos: And why us?

Colette: Because is our duty!

Zelos: Oh, I see, missy.

Raine: Always doing anything for a girl eh Zelos?

Zelos: *Hearts in his eyes* Yes, beauty.

Raine: *Sighs*

Sheena: Hey, did I miss anything?

Zelos: Heh, you missed it, there were parties, clowns, dolls and dogs.

Sheena: Really?

Zelos:...........Yes Sheena, there were.

Sheena: Reeaally..........*Punch Zelos on his face* I AM NOT THAT STUPID ZELOS!!!!

Zelos: I thought you were........

Lloyd: Oh ouu.

Lucas: What?

Genis: We should leave them alone.

Lucas: And why is tha- *Lloyd grabbed Lucas's hand and draged him and the others away from Zelos and Sheena*

Zelos:........Where is everyon-

Sheena: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *Leaps to Zelos to start "killing" him*

*2 hours later*

Zelos: *With lumps on some parts of his face, black eyes, and all beated up* I.........learned the...........lesson........ugh..........

Colette: So, can we start now?

Chris: What will the team do about the thief? Why Zelos has a copy of Make out paradise? Why Colette always trips? Why Zelos has to be a pervert? Eho the heck is this Mysterious Blue Hedgehog with Mustache? Where is Regal now? Find out in The red emerald rapsody!

Kratos: Why I am not in this story?

Chris: Because you are now in Derris-Kharlan.

Kratos: No.

Chris: What do you mean no?

Kratos: I'm right here with you.

Chris: Oh, I will think about it.

[thunderhero4]

guess who i didnt see ::)

[DededeCloneChris]

guess who i didnt see ::)

Who? Tell me!

[thunderhero4]

guess who i didnt see ::)

Who? Tell me!

ME YOU FOOL! :D ;D

[DededeCloneChris]

guess who i didnt see ::)

Who? Tell me!

ME YOU FOOL! :D ;D

Oops.

[Triforce_Luigi]

FOOLISH FOOLS! YOUR RESPECTIVE DEMISES SHALL BE THE MUSTARD OF DOOM IN THE SANDWICH OF INEVITABLE DESTRUCTION! Unless you make Genis and Zelos join the party.

[DededeCloneChris]

FOOLISH FOOLS! YOUR RESPECTIVE DEMISES SHALL BE THE MUSTARD OF DOOM IN THE SANDWICH OF INEVITABLE DESTRUCTION! Unless you make Genis and Zelos join the party.

Hmm.

[Triforce_Luigi]

Genis because he is awesome, and Zelos so that Sakura can beat  him up for being a pervert.

[DededeCloneChris]

Genis because he is awesome, and Zelos so that Sakura can beat  him up for being a pervert.

Good idea.

[DededeCloneChris]

Previously on Lucas adventure of crazyness

Raine: TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS!

Rouge: We only have 24 hours!

(12:54:01) Rouge entering a museum in the night.

(12:54:02) Zelos spying on Sheena.

(12:54:03) Lucas sleeping.........above Shikamaru.

(12:54:04) Brandon being killed by Mephiles.

Tails: They told me enough, they told me you kill him!

Kyuubi: No Tails, I am your father!

Tails: NO, NO, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!

Chris: 0_o

Sakura: GIVE ME THE RING!

Tidus: YUNA!!

Auron: STOP!

Lucas: Chris, what are you doing?

Chris: The button is stuck! UGH *Smacks* UGH! *Smacks* UGH!!

Chris: So, that's why Sonic is evil. I think.

Chris: WAY TOO FAR *Rewinds to the exact location*

Derek: *High five with Tyler*

Chris: WAY TOO BACK *Rewinds the tape THIS TIME, the exact location*

Lucas: Now?

Chris: There.

*Screens turns off*

Genis: You idiot.

Chapter 16: The red emerald rapsody!

*Scene, museum*

Genis: *Inspecting the place* Hmm, looks like........

Everyone else: What?

Genis: Looks like..........

Everyone else: WHAT?

Genis: Looks like............THIS SHIP REALLY HAS A MUSEUM!!

*Everyone else falls anime style*

Lloyd: There is anybody who got a clue?

Raine: Yeah, me.

Rouge: What is it?

Raine: The most obvious thing is, the thief leaved footprints. *Points to the footprints*

Lucas:..............DUH!!!

*Everyone follows the footprints, leading them to a door*

Shikamaru: *Grabs the doorknob* Here is.....*Opens door* HIM!!!

Naked guy: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Shikamaru: *All red*...............oops, there are more footprints. :P

Presea: Next door is him.

Sheena: Yeah, this time is right.

Shikamaru: *Grabs the doorknob of the next door* The thief is right.......*Opens door* HERE!!

Dave: *Singing "Girls just wanna have fun*

Shikamaru: *Closes door* Ok, that was ankward.

Genis: Eh, guys, the next door has more footprints.

Zelos: Then, let me open the door number 3. *Opens the door number 3*

Woman: AHH! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! *Throws shoe to Zelos's face*

Lloyd: *Closes door* Geez, you always need to be beaten up by women, Zelos.  ;D

Zelos:..........Shut............up.............

Lucas: ENOUGH!!! I WILL OPEN THE NEXT DOOR!!! *Opens the next door*

Mysterious blue hedgehog with mustache: DAMIT! THEY'VE FOUND ME!!

Presea: Ok thief, show your true identity!

Mysterious blue hedgehog with mustache: Then *Rips off quickly his mustache* I'm....*Grabs where his "mustache" was*...AHHHHHH!!!!!!! WHY THE HECK DID I NEED TO RIP OFF MY MUSTACHE?! IT HURTS!!!!!!

Tails and Rouge: SONIC!!!!!!

Sonic: AHH, AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Genis: Prepare to-

Sonic: AHH, AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Genis: Prepare t-

Sonic: AHH, AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Genis: Prepar-

Sonic: AHH, AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Genis: Pre-

Sonic: AHH, AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Genis: P-

Sonic: AHH, AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Genis:................

Sonic: AHH, AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Everyone else: STOP ALREADY!!!

Sonic:.....Ok, ok, I'm fine now, where I was, oh yes, is time for my revenge!

Rouge: Where are the others?

Sonic: Ohhhhhhh, hmmmmmmmm.

*Scene changes*

Chris (Not me): So, that's what has been happening?

Cream: Yes, Mr Sonic has been acting rather..........evil.

Chris (Not me): What?

*Scene changes*

Sonic: Goofing around maybe.

Rouge: Ohh.

Sonic: ENOUGH! NOW I SHALL TAKE MY REVENGE!! *Takes the red emerald, who really was.......A CHAOS EMERALD!* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! *One of his hands turns in a rather oddly black evil color* NOW THEN, TIME TO TEST YOU OUT!!!! *Begins to attack the group!*

Chris: Will they defeat the evil hedgehog? Zelos will leave his pervertness? THERE IS ANOTHER DOOR? Why Dave and Brandon appeared in this story anyway? Kyuubi is really Tails's father? Where is the bomb? They only have 24 hours? Find out in the next chapter: The tale of the evil energy!

Kratos: Chris........

Chris: OH SNAP!!!!!

Kratos: I better be in the next chapter..........or else......

Chris: *Gulps* Ok........

[thunderhero4]

i always knew id be killed by mephiles...but im guessing this is your way outta putting me in your fan fics, by killing me?!! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!