Lucas adventures of crazyness! Is Bowyer! Or is Bowser?

[Triforce_Luigi]

LOL, this chapter was funny to make. ;D

Yeah. So much climbing!

[DededeCloneChris]

LOL, this chapter was funny to make. ;D

Yeah. So much climbing!

Shadow: JUMPING STRAIGHT FOR 73 HOURS AND 20 MINUTES IS JUST ENOUGH FOR ME! ARE WE STILL THERE YET?!

I CAN'T FORGET THIS!!! ;D :D ;D

[Triforce_Luigi]

Yeah. I wonder if Icicle Mountain will return in Brawl.

[DededeCloneChris]

BUMP.

[DededeCloneChris]

Chapter 33: Love of the long eared people

Dear Ice Diary
We are now in the former summit of Icicle mountain, we doesn't know where will this iceberg would take us, 1 day have passed and I think we are in the point of cannibalism
Colette

Colette hide her Ice diary behind an Icicle and began to speak to the others.

Colette: So, what are we going to do now Lucas?

Lucas: I think we should wait until the Iceberg crash with something

Colette then headed towards Shadow in a corner all alone form the others.

Colette: Do you have an idea to escape from this place Shadow?

Shadow: *Arms crossed* I don't know exactly what to do now. The only thing I can be sure of is to survive.

Then our chosen one headed towards Klonoa.

Colette: Do you think you can fly with your long ears?

Klonoa: I-i-i can't, because they are a little frozen now!

Colette: And where is you coat you were using just a moment ago?

Klonoa: Guntz said he found birds over there who were freezing and he asked me if he can borrow my coat for a while!

Colette: (Strange, I don't think birds are here in this Iceberg...)

Then Colette was approaching where Guntz is now, only finding him tapped with his coat and Klonoa's coat, then she glared at Guntz.

Guntz: What?

Smacks and punches can be heard from any point of the iceberg, also with screams.

Colette: There, the birds are now flying. *Hands over the coat to Klonoa*

Klonoa: T-t-thanks!

Guntz: *Guntz appear with X bandages all around his body* Ugh....

Klonoa: What happened to you?

Colette glared at Guntz again.

Guntz: The birds were attacking me because I was touching one of them.

Klonoa: You know, you are a bad bird babysitter Guntz.

Guntz:..................

Colette glared at Guntz YET again

Guntz:....Yeah, I know.......

Colette then approached to Shikamaru.

Colette: What are you doing?

Shikamaru: Reading the book Raine gave me for Christmas, I'm already in chapter 3 now.

Colette: Oh.

Colette approached to Raine now.

Colette: Professor, are you alright?

Raine: I.....don't think so.......*Runs and vomits in a corner*

Colette: Hey, what is Guntz doing there too?

Klonoa: I forgot something, Guntz also suffer from Seasickness like Raine.

Guntz: I HEARD YOU! *Vomits*

Colette: Eww.....

The angel girl then approached to Amy.

Colette: Do you think Sonic will attack us here?

Amy: Nah, I don't think so, Sonic hates the water because he can't swim, this will be the last place he would be, everything with so much water will scare him for sure.

Colette: Did he has taken Swimming lessons before?

Amy: Hmmm......

FLASHBACK

Vector: The only thing you need to do is to wave your arms quietly, that's easy for you!

Sonic: HELP! I'M SINKING! *He sinked into the water*

Vector: *Facepalms while smiling* I think he should take more easier lessons than that......wait.........can anybody sink in 1 meter of the water's height?

END OF FLASHBACK

[Triforce_Luigi]

Heh, Sonic drowned. And why was Colette asking Klonoa if he could fly when Tails could do it?

[DededeCloneChris]

Heh, Sonic drowned. And why was Colette asking Klonoa if he could fly when Tails could do it?

Wait a little more, I'm not done with today chapter.

[Triforce_Luigi]

Heh, Sonic drowned. And why was Colette asking Klonoa if he could fly when Tails could do it?

Wait a little more, I'm not done with today chapter.

Ah, okay.

[DededeCloneChris]

Amy: Yeah, his stupidness reach to the total if he everis in the water.

Colette: *Giggles*

Then she headed where Tails was.

Colette: Are you alright?

Colette doesn't noted that Tails was all frozen up.

Lloyd: Colette, our friend is now a big popsicle.

Colette: Sweet! I love eating popsicles! *She licks the "Popsicle"*

Lloyd: *Sarcasm* How does it tastes?

Colette: It taste like Turkey!

Lloyd: Really? *Licks the popsicle, unfortunanely, his tongue was now stick to the ice*

Colette: Lloyd, you can now stop licking it.

Lloyd: *Gibberish*

Colette: Umm...Genis, can you help Lloyd please?

Genis: What is it now? *Looks to Lloyd* Oh, ok.

Colette: Thanks.

Our favorite little angel was now walking towards Knuckles.

Colette: Rouge, Knuckles's color is supposed to be blue now?

Rouge: I don't think so, but he looks good in that color.

Knuckles: *Angry* WHAT?!

The angryness of Knuckles made him red again.

Rouge: See? Is easy to turn him red again.

Colette: I'll get that in mind, thanks.

Rouge: Where are those 2 parka kids now?

Colette: Hmm....there!

Popo and Nana were skying in a corner happily, singing a Christmas song.

Rouge: I think those 2 loves the ice so much.

Colette: Hey look! A shooting star!

Kratos: That is not a shooting star Colette.

Sakura: It looks like.......

Presea: A....

Sheena: Object....

Zelos: Coming.....

Everyone except Tails: TOWARDS US!

Yep, in fact, a object that looked like a ship for 4 persons came crashing down the Iceberg..........crashing were Genis was trying to take Lloyd's tongue off the popsicle made of Tails. Then the hatch was beginning to open.

Klonoa: ALIENS! TAKE GUNTZ! HE TOOK THE LAST PANCAKE LAST NIGHT!

Guntz: WHAT?! *Vomits*

Fortunanely, inside the ship was.......

?: I told you not to pilot this thing boss!

?: Charmy was doing it fine until Mr Vector took the wheel!

Vector: Hey hey hey! At least we are with our friends again!

Espio: In all of our team, our boss has to be Vector of all people.

Colette: Guys you're back!

Lucas: I thought Cream was supposed to be with her mother!

Cream: No, you don't understand.

Charmy: I tell what really happened, Vanilla told Vector of what is Cream doing now, she only wanted to know if Cream was fine, BUT VECTOR THOUGHT VANILLA WANTED CREAM BACK........AGAIN!

Vector: Hey! She obviously wanted Cream back, didn't she?!

Charmy: FOR THE LAST TIME MR VECTOR, STOP MISURDERSTANDING MY MOTHER'S FAVORS FROM NOW ON PLEASE!

Cheese: *Angry* CHAO CHAO CHAO!

Vector: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! I'LL NOT MISURDERSTAND VANILLA'S REQUESTS FROM NOW!

Charmy: (He'll surely will do it again)

Colette: Hmm.....where is Lloyd and Genis?

Rouge: Well, those 5 landed ABOVE of them, including the fox boy.

Lloyd: *Under the ship* HELP!

Tails: *Under the ship* SOMEBODY!

Vector: I'll should lift the ship! *Tries to lift the ship, but needs more help*

Colette: Let me help you!

Vector: No no no, let me do this alone! I can do this by myself!

Colette: Please?

Vector:...........Ok, but I'm not sure it you will lift this-

Colette already lift the ship without problem, with one hand.

Guntz: O_0 WHAT THE?!

Klonoa: O_0 HOW DID SHE?!

Lucas: O_0 HOW IN THE WORLD?!

Rouge: MY GOODNESS, SHE IS EVEN MORE STRONGER THAN KNUCKLES!

Knuckles: O_0 *Faints*

Shikamaru: Wow, she must be more stronger than anybody here!

Sakura: O_0 DID YOU SHEENA ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THIS?

Sheena: About Colette's superhuman strength? Yeah, it's been a while.

Zelos: Now Colette throw that ship to the water ok?

Colette: Ok. *She throws the ship to the water*

Charmy:................Vector, you should train more from now on, don't you think?

Vector:...............I will Charmy, I will.

Tails: Finally! I can inhale air again! Who took the ship out of me?

Espio: That girl Colette did.

Tails:...............Hahahahaha! No, really, who took the ship?

Klonoa: WE MEANT IT! COLETTE TOOK THE SHIP OUT OF YOU AND LLOYD AND GENIS, WITH ONE HAND!

Tails:..................Is that really true Lucas?

Lucas: SURE IS!

Tails:..................Ok, I'll have that in mind.

Cream: Anyway......why are you in this big ice?

Popo: *Still skying* This once was a summit of the Icicle Mountain, but it fall apart once we were in the top!

Cream: Oh.........I'm....feeling....cold, can somebody give me a coat or something?

Klnoa: I'll do it! *Hands over his coat to Cream*

Cream: Thanks! You're so kind!

Tails: =_= No no no! Take my coat!

=_= This means somebody is staring.

Cream: Thanks Tails! You're so kind too!

Klonoa: =_= Hmm, here! Use my ears to stay hot!

Cream: Thanks Klonoa!

Tails: =_= Use my tails to stay more hot!

Cream: *All wrapped up* Thanks you two!

Charmy: =_= Use my extra vest! *Takes out a extra vest*

Cream: *Still all wrapped up* Thanks! Can you give it to Cheese please?

Charmy: Ok! *Gives Cheese his extra vest*

Cheese: *Happy* Chao chao!

Amy: (Isn't young love beatiful?)

The 3 of them were staring at each other.

Sheena: *Wispers* Do you think those 3 are overdoing it a little?

Meta Knight: Those business doesn't matter to me at all.

Sheena: What do you think, Kirby?

Kirby: I think they are doing it fne.

Chris: Will the group get out of the Iceberg or will they stay there for more time? Will Tails, Klonoa or Charmy win over Cream's heart? Will Raine and Guntz stop vomiting? Find out in the next chapter The domain of the Zoras!

Tails, Klonoa and Charmy were fighting in the studio.

Chris: STOP YOU 3 NOW! >:(

[Triforce_Luigi]

I hope Tails and Cream are the ones that get together. They belong together!

[DededeCloneChris]

I hope Tails and Cream are the ones that get together. They belong together!

Or not?

[Triforce_Luigi]

I hope Tails and Cream are the ones that get together. They belong together!

Or not?

Dave: Don't even joke like that.
Tails and Cream: Yeah! *censored noise*
Dave: O_O Aren't you a little young to be doing that?
Tails and Cream: NO! *censored noise.*

[DededeCloneChris]

I hope Tails and Cream are the ones that get together. They belong together!

Or not?

Dave: Don't even joke like that.
Tails and Cream: Yeah! *censored noise*
Dave: O_O Aren't you a little young to be doing that?
Tails and Cream: NO! *censored noise.*

Eww......

[Triforce_Luigi]

I hope Tails and Cream are the ones that get together. They belong together!

Or not?

Dave: Don't even joke like that.
Tails and Cream: Yeah! *censored noise*
Dave: O_O Aren't you a little young to be doing that?
Tails and Cream: NO! *censored noise.*

Eww......

You think that's gross? You should've seen a comic I made at school when I got bored.

[DededeCloneChris]

I hope Tails and Cream are the ones that get together. They belong together!

Or not?

Dave: Don't even joke like that.
Tails and Cream: Yeah! *censored noise*
Dave: O_O Aren't you a little young to be doing that?
Tails and Cream: NO! *censored noise.*

Eww......

You think that's gross? You should've seen a comic I made at school when I got bored.

I sended like 10 photos about my room to Brandon, and he send me more than 10!