Lucas adventures of crazyness! Is Bowyer! Or is Bowser?

[DededeCloneChris]

Heh. Perfect responses. :)

Thanks, keep sending them also!

BTW, next chapter will be up today!

[thunderhero4]

Heh. Perfect responses. :)

Thanks, keep sending them also!

BTW, next chapter will be up today!

Tell Melanie she (notice I said she ;)) can shove that next chapter up her (her ;)) big anus...

Thats right!! I WENT THERE!

[Triforce_Luigi]

Heh. Perfect responses. :)

Thanks, keep sending them also!

BTW, next chapter will be up today!

Tell Melanie she (notice I said she ;)) can shove that next chapter up her (her ;)) big anus...

Thats right!! I WENT THERE!

OHHHHH!!!

Well, MELANIE can take the next chapter and shove it up HER anus. (Do you even know what an anus is, Brenda?)

[thunderhero4]

Heh. Perfect responses. :)

Thanks, keep sending them also!

BTW, next chapter will be up today!

Tell Melanie she (notice I said she ;)) can shove that next chapter up her (her ;)) big anus...

Thats right!! I WENT THERE!

OHHHHH!!!

Well, MELANIE can take the next chapter and shove it up HER anus. (Do you even know what an anus is, Brenda?)

Yes I do Melanie...

[Triforce_Luigi]

Heh. Perfect responses. :)

Thanks, keep sending them also!

BTW, next chapter will be up today!

Tell Melanie she (notice I said she ;)) can shove that next chapter up her (her ;)) big anus...

Thats right!! I WENT THERE!

OHHHHH!!!

Well, MELANIE can take the next chapter and shove it up HER anus. (Do you even know what an anus is, Brenda?)

Yes I do Melanie...

Suuuuuuuuure, you do. Well, then Christy can shove that chapter up your anus and push the feces out through your mouth. I'm not sure if that made any sense...

[thunderhero4]

Heh. Perfect responses. :)

Thanks, keep sending them also!

BTW, next chapter will be up today!

Tell Melanie she (notice I said she ;)) can shove that next chapter up her (her ;)) big anus...

Thats right!! I WENT THERE!

OHHHHH!!!

Well, MELANIE can take the next chapter and shove it up HER anus. (Do you even know what an anus is, Brenda?)

Yes I do Melanie...

Suuuuuuuuure, you do. Well, then Christy can shove that chapter up your anus and push the feces out through your mouth. I'm not sure if that made any sense...

....not really...not unless he does that to you first...

and an anus is an ass, right?

[Triforce_Luigi]

Heh. Perfect responses. :)

Thanks, keep sending them also!

BTW, next chapter will be up today!

Tell Melanie she (notice I said she ;)) can shove that next chapter up her (her ;)) big anus...

Thats right!! I WENT THERE!

OHHHHH!!!

Well, MELANIE can take the next chapter and shove it up HER anus. (Do you even know what an anus is, Brenda?)

Yes I do Melanie...

Suuuuuuuuure, you do. Well, then Christy can shove that chapter up your anus and push the feces out through your mouth. I'm not sure if that made any sense...

....not really...not unless he does that to you first...

and an anus is an ass, right?

Yes. :|

And feces are crap.

[thunderhero4]

Heh. Perfect responses. :)

Thanks, keep sending them also!

BTW, next chapter will be up today!

Tell Melanie she (notice I said she ;)) can shove that next chapter up her (her ;)) big anus...

Thats right!! I WENT THERE!

OHHHHH!!!

Well, MELANIE can take the next chapter and shove it up HER anus. (Do you even know what an anus is, Brenda?)

Yes I do Melanie...

Suuuuuuuuure, you do. Well, then Christy can shove that chapter up your anus and push the feces out through your mouth. I'm not sure if that made any sense...

....not really...not unless he does that to you first...

and an anus is an ass, right?

Yes. :|

And feces are crap.

Yes, I know that too! KNOW HOW I KNOW THAT!? Because I rescued you from a jungle where you were throwing flaming feces at rocks and calling it feces...

[Triforce_Luigi]

Heh. Perfect responses. :)

Thanks, keep sending them also!

BTW, next chapter will be up today!

Tell Melanie she (notice I said she ;)) can shove that next chapter up her (her ;)) big anus...

Thats right!! I WENT THERE!

OHHHHH!!!

Well, MELANIE can take the next chapter and shove it up HER anus. (Do you even know what an anus is, Brenda?)

Yes I do Melanie...

Suuuuuuuuure, you do. Well, then Christy can shove that chapter up your anus and push the feces out through your mouth. I'm not sure if that made any sense...

....not really...not unless he does that to you first...

and an anus is an ass, right?

Yes. :|

And feces are crap.

Yes, I know that too! KNOW HOW I KNOW THAT!? Because I rescued you from a jungle where you were throwing flaming feces at rocks and calling it feces...

Somehow, I think I'd remember that.

[thunderhero4]

Heh. Perfect responses. :)

Thanks, keep sending them also!

BTW, next chapter will be up today!

Tell Melanie she (notice I said she ;)) can shove that next chapter up her (her ;)) big anus...

Thats right!! I WENT THERE!

OHHHHH!!!

Well, MELANIE can take the next chapter and shove it up HER anus. (Do you even know what an anus is, Brenda?)

Yes I do Melanie...

Suuuuuuuuure, you do. Well, then Christy can shove that chapter up your anus and push the feces out through your mouth. I'm not sure if that made any sense...

....not really...not unless he does that to you first...

and an anus is an ass, right?

Yes. :|

And feces are crap.

Yes, I know that too! KNOW HOW I KNOW THAT!? Because I rescued you from a jungle where you were throwing flaming feces at rocks and calling it feces...

Somehow, I think I'd remember that.

If I do...then you will to...

[Triforce_Luigi]

Heh. Perfect responses. :)

Thanks, keep sending them also!

BTW, next chapter will be up today!

Tell Melanie she (notice I said she ;)) can shove that next chapter up her (her ;)) big anus...

Thats right!! I WENT THERE!

OHHHHH!!!

Well, MELANIE can take the next chapter and shove it up HER anus. (Do you even know what an anus is, Brenda?)

Yes I do Melanie...

Suuuuuuuuure, you do. Well, then Christy can shove that chapter up your anus and push the feces out through your mouth. I'm not sure if that made any sense...

....not really...not unless he does that to you first...

and an anus is an ass, right?

Yes. :|

And feces are crap.

Yes, I know that too! KNOW HOW I KNOW THAT!? Because I rescued you from a jungle where you were throwing flaming feces at rocks and calling it feces...

Somehow, I think I'd remember that.

If I do...then you will to...

Uh..... Still don't recall any such occurence. :|

[DededeCloneChris]

Chapter 41: Kumatora, second in command! Lucas potential disaster!

"The day of the new year, everyone was waking up of his slumber, now there is only one question, to where?"

Zelda: Link, go to gamelon and find my father.

Link: Wait, what?

Zelda: Oh god, is happening again!

Link: Do you have a father?

Zelda: I do! But he died a long time ago....

Link: Oh, sorry, and what were his last words?

Zelda: Hmm...

FLASHBACK

The king: I wonder what's for DINNER.

END OF FLASHBACK

Zelda: He was wondering what was for the dinner that day.

Link: ????

Zelda: A-anyway, I heard the way for the next tournament is by Snowpeak.

Link: But there is only the mansion of Yeto and Yeta!

Zelda: Who?

Link: Ah nevermind.

Zelda: I'll go to the tornament by tele-transportation. You and Midna should go with Lucas.

Midna: Wow, even Zelda abuses of her abilities.

Zelda: That's not true!

Link: It is.

Zelda: That's.....nevermind, go to Snowpeak, there is a way there.

Midna: So this is a good bye?

Zelda: *Smiles* Don't worry, I'll see you there.

Midna: Link, let's go!

*Outside Hyrule Castle Town's east gate*

Lucas: So Link, are you joining us?

Link: I will, Midna is coming along too.

Kumatora: Say, where are your friends Shikamaru?

Shikamaru: They already have gone to their home.

Sakura: I hope I can return too.

Klonoa: At least you didn't receive a black eye in the night!

Kumatora: ::)

Lucas: Anyway, to where? Do you know Link?

Link: Zelda told me to go to Snowpeak.

Midna: Link, is okay to use the teleporter?

Link: Well, the short the trip is, the better, ok, transform me into a wolf!

Colette: Wait Link, you already have said good byes to your friends?

Link: Yeah, I did this morning.

Midna: Transform! *Link tranforms into a wolf* Everyone, stay close to us, by taking the hands of the other near to you.

Genis:..........

Presea: Is ok Genis, you can take my hand.

Genis: Really?

Lucas: Just grab her hand already!

Genis: Ok ok! I'm doing it!

*All of them are warped to Snowpeak*

Popo: Wow, that was weird-OH MY DEAR LORD, ANOTHER ICE MOUNTAIN! *Jumps happily*

Nana: AMAZING! *Jumps happily*

Link: *Transforms back to Link* Yeto! Yeta! Where are you?!

Yeto: LINK! YETO IS HERE!

Everyone except Link, Midna, Yeto and Yeta: *In a very girly voice* THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MONSTER!!!

Midna: *In Link's shadw* And I thought you were interesting.....

Link: Calm down, he will not harm you.

Yeto: WHAT IS LINK DOING HERE?

Link: Yeto, do you know another way besides the way to your mansion?

Yeto: YETO KNOWS ONE INDEED! TAKE ICE BOARD FROM THAT TREE!

Link: Are there many to all of us?

Yeto: YES!

Link: Everyone, hit that tree and hop in your board!

Midna: *Under Link's shadow* Link, will you resist all the thuds?

Link:............No.....

Knuckles: Let me help! HIYA! *Knuckles hits the tree many times, putting every ice board for everyone in the snow*

Rouge: Good work Knucky.

Klonoa: Ice board? Snowboarding? I'm on! *Hops happily into his ice board*

(It happens that Klonoa is an expert in snowboarding too, he loves to do that)

Tails: I already use a extreme gear, so is the same thing right?

Amy: Is the same! But in this you can fall.

Knuckles: Bring it on! *Puts on in his neck his glasses*

Tails: Alright! *Puts his goggles in his head*

(Every Sonic character do the same)

*5 minutes later*

Link: Everyone is ready?

Kumatora: Wait!

Link: What is it?

Kumatora: As the new member of this group, I want to prove something, my leadership!

Lucas: (Oh lord, is she serious?)

Link: Sure! You can lead the way!

Kumatora: Thanks!

Lucas: (Heaven, here I go)

Yeto: GOOD LUCK! YETA DOWN NOW.

*Yeto and Yeta snowboarding song plays*

Kumatora: This way! Jump!

Genis: IS SHE SERIOUS?! THAT PATH IS DANGEROUS!

Vector: What bad thing could happen? Follow her!

Kratos: Is the shortest path to the base of the mountain.

Popo: Let's go!

*10 minutes later*

Lucas: *Ice shards around his head* Kumatora, THAT WAS A BAD IDEA!

Kumatora: *All fine* Come on! I'm fine!

Lucas: YOU AND KLONOA ARE THE ONLY ONES WITHOUT THESE ICE SHARDS! SEE THE OTHERS!

Kumatora: *Looks everyone behind her, Ice shards all around their faces* Hmm......oops?

Shadow: *Ice shards around his face* JUST OOPS?! I'M ALL DAMAGED THANKS TO YOUR PATH!

Presea: *Ice shards around her face* And it looks like that was the long path, there was the tourist path.

Kumatora: Tourist path? Where?

Guntz: It just to the right of us.

*In the other side of the cliff, many tourists were inside a gondola*

Tourist guide: To your left you can see many people skating down the mountain, all wounded up by taking the demon's path, and to your right is a beatiful view of the mountain.

Tourists: *Takes photos to the group*

*In the other side of the cliff*

Sheena: Did he just said "the demon's path"?

Charmy: Yeah, he did.

Everyone: KUMATORA!!!!!!!

*The voices echoes through all the mountain, making a big avalanche towards them, except the tourists*

Tourist guide: It appears they have now created an avalanche because of their voices, but we are fine because of the separated cliffs, just continue watching the beatiful mountain. Thank you and have a safe day! *He and the tourists turns to another way in the gondola*

*Other side of the cliff*

Zelos: Why we didn't choose that path again?

Nana: One name, Kumatora.

Zelos: Oh, right.

Cream: Ahem, guys, the avalanche?

Everyone: AVALANCHE!!!

Chris: Will they escape alive from the avalanche they have just created? The tourists will enjoy their trip by gondola? Will Kumatora's leadership cause many troubles to the group or will Vector have the honor? Find out in the next chapter The blue aura seeker! Is he a wolf, coyote or dog?!

                      "Lucas's tourist info time!

Midna: Hello readers! I'm Midna and this is Charmy, we are the guides for Hyrule's most interestings places!

Charmy: Hyrule's top 3 interesting places!

Midna: Number 3!


Zora Domain!

Charmy: Enjoy your time hearing the water all around the domain, jump from the top of the waterfall and make a water bomb! Just keep in mind this, do not throw trash into the water!

Midna: Number 2!


Death Mountain!

Charmy: Take a look to the hot springs there, your soul can be all new after feeling the hot water through all your body, is really refreashing!

Midna: And for the most interesting place in all Hyrule.....

Charmy: Number 1!


The Sacred Grove!

Midna: Use your weapons to find this place through the forest, beware of the door of time in this place, challenge the statues to a *cough* frustrating *cough* minigame and take the Master Sword out of the pedestal!

Disclaimer: *Talking quickly* Taking out the Master Sword out of the pedestal will not turn you into a king, the king Arthur's sword and Hyrule's Master Sword is just merely a coincidence or a bad kind of publicity.

Midna: See you next time!

Charmy: On Lucas's tourist info time!

[Triforce_Luigi]

Yay, tourism. Very good. I'm guessing Lucario will be making his appearance in the next time? And that's a good question. WHat is he? Wolf, coyote, dog, what?!

Nice chapter. 8)

[DededeCloneChris]

Yay, tourism. Very good. I'm guessing Lucario will be making his appearance in the next time? And that's a good question. WHat is he? Wolf, coyote, dog, what?!

Nice chapter. 8)

Thanks.

Yes, Lucario will appear in the next chapter.

On a side note, the log will appear!

[Triforce_Luigi]

A log? ????