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[L10]

http://news.cnet.com/8301-13860_3-10423985-56.html?tag=contentMain;contentBody

[Lotos]

"green" vibrators

look for the thread over at last.fm

[Anarchy_Jas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s2_QLjF2Vs  <--- See said swagga. x3

[Silverhawk79]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, I am the King of Carrot Flowers.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: okaay
You: I have a question for you.
Stranger: ?
You: Have you seen Anne Frank anywhere?
You: I read her diary, and it's beautiful.
You: So, I made her an entire album!
Stranger: no : D
Stranger: okaay.:D:
You: Do you love Jesus Christ?
You: I sure do.
Stranger: no :----------d
You: IIIIII LOVE YOU JEEEEEEEESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
You: JESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOU
Stranger: all right
You: You don't?
You: I do, and someday I will die and my ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea. Doesn't that sound awesome?
Stranger: not much, just little bit.
Stranger: no, i'ts sounds crazy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Titus Andronicus]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, I am the King of Carrot Flowers.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: okaay
You: I have a question for you.
Stranger: ?
You: Have you seen Anne Frank anywhere?
You: I read her diary, and it's beautiful.
You: So, I made her an entire album!
Stranger: no : D
Stranger: okaay.:D:
You: Do you love Jesus Christ?
You: I sure do.
Stranger: no :----------d
You: IIIIII LOVE YOU JEEEEEEEESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
You: JESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOU
Stranger: all right
You: You don't?
You: I do, and someday I will die and my ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea. Doesn't that sound awesome?
Stranger: not much, just little bit.
Stranger: no, i'ts sounds crazy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

jeff mangum is one intercourse ed up dude

[Titus Andronicus]

this is hilarious if you have ever played rampage for the wii

[L10]

cout<<"The result is "<<np<<"/"<<dp<<"\n";

[Tsumaru]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/08/Garyoakgirth.PNG

[Anarchy_Jas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UaYCv_feqc

"Granddad had "Hit me!" written on his fo'head in Braille!"

[Silverhawk79]

/:D /say ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
/up /say (☝ﾟ∀ﾟ)☝
/heart /say (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ。。・゜゜・。。・゜❤
/googly /say (~￣▽￣)~¯\(°_o)/¯
/point /say (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
/brofist /say し(*･∀･)／♡＼(･∀･*) ＢＲＯ　ＦＩＳＴＵ
/:( /say ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)･ﾟ･｡
/:) /say (っ⌒‿⌒)っ
/cute /say (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
/katto /say ---------ＫＡＴＴＯ---------(✂ﾟ∀ﾟ)✂
/rage /say (╬ ಠ益ಠ)
/wat /say ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ ＼ / ＼/
/lolwut /say ¯\(°_o)/¯
/rageflip /say (╬ ಠ益ಠ)ﾉ ~┻━┻
/uguu /say （　≖‿≖）
/lol /say â—” â—¡ â—”
/lulz /say (〜￣▽￣)〜
/derp /say (ﾉ 。々°)ﾉ
/:oflip /say (ﾉﾟοﾟ)ﾉﾐ★゜・。。・゜゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜゜・。。・゜ ~┻━┻
/ohgodwhy /say (屮゜Д゜)屮
/dicks /say (づ｡◔‿◔｡)づ
/derpflip /say (ﾉ 。々°)ﾉ ~┻━┻
/snip /say (✂ﾟ∀ﾟ)✂ SNIP SNAP
/tables /say ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ ＼ / ＼/ ＼ 一二三┻━┻ 一二三┻━┻ 一二三┻━┻ 一二三┻━┻ 一二三┻━┻}。々°)ﾉ
/tablewut /say ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ ＼ / ＼/ ＼ 一二三┻━┻}。々°)ﾉ
/=( /say  ⊙︿⊙
/shoop /say I AM FULLY CHARGED ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾊﾊ八八ﾊﾊ八八ﾊﾊ八八ﾊﾊ八八ﾊﾊ八八ﾊﾊ八八ﾊﾊ八八ﾊﾊ八八ﾊﾊ八八ﾊﾊ八八ﾊﾊ八八ﾊﾊ八八ﾊﾊ八八ﾊﾊ八八 ( ﾟ∀ﾟ  )
/:3 /say ⊙ω⊙
/ragecute /say (╬ ◕益◕)
/wink /say ( ´◕‿-) ~ ♥
/tableflip /say (ﾉ `Д´)ﾉ ~┻━┻
/>:D /say (╬ ﾟ ヮﾟ)
/ooh /say (~° 3°)~
/lolflip /say (◔ ◡ ◔ )ﾉ ~┻━┻

[Mystic]

under a totalitarian rule.
* Silverhawk79 has changed the topic to: (ﾉ ¬_¬)ﾉ ~┻━┻ || Now under a totalitarian rule. | If anyone asks for hop, they aren't getting it. Period.

[Kilroy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZK5hZu2UTY

[Custom]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i8Oy2l0cjo

[Anarchy_Jas]

etrikhgdvkj... Let's see, I'm in culinary mode...

Escoffier, "father of culinary"

Three teaspoons, one tablespoon, same thing
Raspberry glaze atop the pastry, a chef's...
Intuition, and quick-fire decisions, mise en place,
Kitchen lingo exchanged, open for dinner, pressure's on

Hellish heat, I fight it with my own fire, my
Go-getta attitude that can't be beat
Dining diva in the making with
Vicious ambition, the desire to create a
Kingdom

Jasmine Renaé, "future culinary genius"

[Flying Chickens]

Whenever I see italic letter, I say them in a soft, sexy whisper.
But Underlined Letters Are Firm And Empowered

I added in the appropriate font effects for full... Effect.