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[Mystic]

Tis Kendrick. I have no service till Friday. I'm assuming it's cancelled due to not coming out yet...and it was announced like 4 years ago

[Java]

Paul McCartney

[Kayo]

[spoiler=really intercourse in' long]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
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[SkyMyl]

[Anarchy_Jas]

"Based on her Facebook profile, Jasmine has a 97% chance of getting married and is likely to have 7 children over her reproductive years."

... THE FUCK!? I don't even want one kid, what is this mess!?

[Light]

(11:00:21 PM) Light: I did not hit her
(11:00:24 PM) Light: It's not true
(11:00:28 PM) Light: It's bullpoop I did not hit her
(11:00:32 PM) ***Light throws a water bottle
(11:00:34 PM) Light: I did NAHT
(11:00:39 PM) Light: Oh hi Mark
(11:00:51 PM) RAVE-OLUTION: Oh hey Johnny, what's up?
(11:00:56 PM) Light: I have a problem with Lisa
(11:00:59 PM) Light: She said that I hit her
(11:01:11 PM) RAVE-OLUTION: What? Well did you?
(11:01:17 PM) Light: No it's not true don't even ask
(11:01:20 PM) Light: What's new with you
(11:01:30 PM) RAVE-OLUTION: Oh I'm just sitting up here thinking, you know.
(11:01:32 PM) RAVE-OLUTION:  I've got a question for you.
(11:01:35 PM) Light: Yah
(11:01:43 PM) RAVE-OLUTION: Do you think girls like to cheat like guys do?
(11:01:48 PM) Light: ...Wut makes u say dat.
(11:02:01 PM) RAVE-OLUTION: I dunno. I dunno, I'm just... just thinking.
(11:02:04 PM) Light: I don't have to worry about that because LISA is loyal to mee.
(11:02:29 PM) RAVE-OLUTION: Hey man, you never know.
(11:02:35 PM) RAVE-OLUTION: People are very strange these days.
(11:02:45 PM) RAVE-OLUTION: I used to know a girl who had a dozen guys... one of them found out about it, beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital on Gurrero Street.
(11:02:53 PM) ***Light looks like a cross between drugged, indifferent, and stoned.
(11:02:56 PM) Light: HA HA HA.
(11:02:58 PM) Light: What a story Mark.
(11:03:03 PM) RAVE-OLUTION: Yeah you can say that again.
(11:03:10 PM) Light: I'm so glad I have you as my best friend! And I love Lisa so much.
(11:03:12 PM) RAVE-OLUTION: Yeah man.
(11:03:15 PM) RAVE-OLUTION: Yeah, you are very lucky.
(11:03:22 PM) Light: Well maybe you should get a gurroll Mark
(11:03:29 PM) RAVE-OLUTION: Yeah... maybe you're right.
(11:03:36 PM) RAVE-OLUTION:  Maybe I have one already, I don't know yet.
(11:03:38 PM) Light: Well remember Betty Thatshername?
(11:03:44 PM) RAVE-OLUTION: Betty?
(11:03:46 PM) Light: Yah
(11:03:55 PM) RAVE-OLUTION: Yeah, we don't see each other anymore.
(11:04:01 PM) RAVE-OLUTION:  You know she wasn't any good in bed.
(11:04:06 PM) RAVE-OLUTION: She was beautiful, but we got into too many arguments.
(11:04:10 PM) Light: That's too bad. My Lisa is great when I can get it.
(11:04:20 PM) RAVE-OLUTION: Aw man, I just can't figure women out.
(11:04:27 PM) RAVE-OLUTION: Sometimes they're just too smart.
(11:04:34 PM) RAVE-OLUTION: Sometimes they're flat out stupid.
(11:04:40 PM) RAVE-OLUTION: Other times they're just evil.
(11:04:43 PM) Light: It seem to me like you dee EXPUHT MAHRK!
(11:04:55 PM) RAVE-OLUTION: No, man. Definitely not an expert, Johnny.
(11:04:56 PM) Light: What's buvvering you Mark?
(11:05:03 PM) RAVE-OLUTION: Nothing man.
(11:05:06 PM) Light: Do you have some secret?
(11:05:09 PM) RAVE-OLUTION: Forget it.
(11:05:10 PM) Light: Do you?
(11:05:12 PM) RAVE-OLUTION:  Why?
(11:05:13 PM) Light: Tell me come on
(11:05:18 PM) RAVE-OLUTION: Forget it dude.
(11:05:18 PM) Light: Do you have some secret?
(11:05:20 PM) RAVE-OLUTION:  No, forget it, talk to you later!
(11:05:22 PM) Light: Well whatever.

[SkyMyl]

In 199X, the Earth was devastated by nuclear war. Almost all living things went extinct. However, mankind has survived.
Also there's a gosh darn oil tanker through a skyscraper holy poop what the intercourse  kinda nuclear war was this.

[Java]

[Mystic]

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[Anarchy_Jas]

Glendale AZ... My sister and niece are there... Hopefully the niece was kickin' ass at T-ball and not in this crowd like those dumbass lil girls... xP

[SkyMyl]

[Rayquarian]

[Java]

hmu

[Mystic]

Silver texted me this morning. He hiked 86 miles.

[Light]

Denny (Pidgeot) (M) @ Sharp Beak
Ability: Keen Eye
EVs:
Hasty nature (+Spd, -Def)
- Fly
- Brave Bird
- Sky Attack
- Roost
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Valjean (Venusaur) (M) @ Miracle Seed
Ability: Overgrow
EVs:
Relaxed nature (+Def, -Spd)
- Solarbeam
- Toxic
- Frenzy Plant
- Earthquake
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Marius (Charizard) (M) @ Charcoal
Ability: Blaze
EVs:
Timid nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Flamethrower
- Blast Burn
- Sunny Day
- Fly
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Wedge (Blastoise) (M) @ Mystic Water
Ability: Torrent
EVs:
Sassy nature (+SDef, -Spd)
- Surf
- Mirror Coat
- Hydro Cannon
- Ice Beam
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Casper (Gengar) (M) @ Spell Tag
Ability: Levitate
EVs:
Quiet nature (+SAtk, -Spd)
- Shadow Ball
- Hypnosis
- Dream Eater
- Sludge Bomb
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Lisa (Pikachu) (F) @ Magnet
Ability: Static
EVs:
Naive nature (+Spd, -SDef)
- Thunderbolt
- Volt Tackle
- Thunder Wave
- Reversal
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