Tha Thunderhero Interview Show!! Season 5!!

[Triforce_Luigi]

Well, Master Hand and Crazy Hand are Sandbag's hands. When they are together, they become SANDMAN!

[thunderhero4]

Well, Master Hand and Crazy Hand are Sandbag's hands. When they are together, they become SANDMAN!

:O


wait a minute, Sandbag is their child...

[Triforce_Luigi]

Get your facts straight! Everyone knows that Sandbag is the child of Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell.

[thunderhero4]

Get your facts straight! Everyone knows that Sandbag is the child of Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell.

0_o ok then, next we have...umm....I think Batman, *Goes to check* yep :)

[Shujinco2]

Get your facts straight! Everyone knows that Sandbag is the child of Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell.

0_o ok then, next we have...umm....I think Batman, *Goes to check* yep :)

And then, Jhonny Depp. ;)

[Zora Link]

 :D
W00T!

[thunderhero4]

I start nao!

[thunderhero4]

Hello and welcome to tha thunderhero interview show! Today our guest is Batman! Hi there!

Batman: I lurk in the shadows...I cannot come into the light...

Thunder: But the audience cant see you! Come over here and have a seat!

Crowd member: Yeah! YOU CAN DO IT BATMAN!!

*He is stuck with a bat-grenade and blows up*

Batman: Anyone else?

Thunder:  :O .......Our ratings are gonna go down!! Quick Tousce! Hide the body!

*Tousce hides the body*

Batman: Now, ask me your questions before I...

Robin: Holy bomb-ass Batman!! Look at this place! :O

Batman: Not you again...

Thunder: Robin! You like TV right?

Robin: Yeah! Me and Bruce Wayn....err Batman watch TV every day! Im surprised he hasnt gotten fat!

Batman: *Whispers* Shut up you idiot...

Robin: One time when we were on a mission, Batman said his actual name was Adam West! I think he went insane that day!

Batman: *Whispers* Shut up now!

Robin: And another time he got hit with some mustard gas and when he fell asleep he was sucking his thumb!

Batman: THATS IT!!! >:(

*He jumps out*

Batman: Im going to kill you!

Thunder: Later...answer my questions!

Batman: Fine!

Thunder: First question, will you have any role in SSBB?

Batman: Well...I was...my sign was sposed to be shown off one of the lights at New Pork City... but Sakurai said he wanted take it out and postpone the game back to March 9th just so he could do that...

(Meanwhile, at Sora LTD)

Sakurai: My spoiler senses are tingling...get the tanks...

(Back at the studio)

Thunder: My spoiler senses senses are tingling...he's coming...

Batman: Who?!

Thunder: Him...

Batman: WHO IS IT!?

*I look both ways*

Thunder: Sakurai....

Robin: Holy Minced Meat Batman! Look at that!!

Batman: What!?

Thunder: Minced meat? HAHAHA! :D

Batman: There seems to be an army of surprisingly handsome young japanese clones coming for this place... Get me my anti-Sakurai bat spray...

Triforce: Get me my popcorn!

*Record scratches*

Thunder: Umm were all out of popcorn...you want skittles instead?

Triforce: Sure! Gimme!

Zora: What i miss?

Thunder: You are about to witness the battle of the century! Take a seat! And btw...where were you??

Zora: Robbing a dairy store...

(At the dairy store)

Boss: What happened here!? All the products are gone!

Employee: The others said it was a karate cow, sir...it beat the crap out of our workers and stole the food!

Boss: Ah, I have seen this cow...he cant have gone too far...get the spears, were going after him...

*Later*

Boss: We have you now, theif!

Cow: What are you talking about!? I didnt steal anything!!

Boss: Drop all the dairy and we wont kill you...

Cow: Im gonna kick your ass! MOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!!!

Everyone: GAH!!

(back again)

Batman: ok then...lets take these suckers!

Will Batman and Robin defeat the army of Sakurai Clones? Will Zora ever find out what became of that Karate Cow? Find out in the next exciting episode of: Tha Thunderhero Interview Show!

Batman: Aww cmon! They have these all over my shows! Get rid of it!

Thunder: ok... :|

So in the end...well...ummm...we all lived hapily ever after...and the cow was sniped....

HYRULE: I like this ending!

Zora: So anyway...this show has been brought to you by Kung-Pao! Its a movie, and a type of chicken! ;)

[Triforce_Luigi]

I just had an idea... But it can wait. Great interview!

[thunderhero4]

I just had an idea... But it can wait. Great interview!

tell me the idea please, i always want to hear ideas...and Im taking requests again... ;)

[Triforce_Luigi]

I thought of people to interview, but it made me forget my idea... Crap... Oh, well... INTERVIEW SIMON!

[thunderhero4]

I thought of people to interview, but it made me forget my idea... Crap... Oh, well... INTERVIEW SIMON!

Oh god...Simon from American idol or from Alvin and the Chipmunks?

[Triforce_Luigi]

Erk... Umm... Well... DO BOTH!

[thunderhero4]

Erk... Umm... Well... DO BOTH!

Which one did you have in mind? :P

[Triforce_Luigi]

I was actually thinking of Simon the Flying Chimpanzee of Death.