wiiboychris interview the characters of SSBB and others! Interview attack!

[Macawmoses]

OH HELL NO!

If I see one more spam post this thread is locked.

Did you know that I'm the one who started this interview thing? I even let thunderhero4 to make his own show!

I could care less, make sure this has no spam...and pm me if you have a problem, don't post.

[Water ☮]

OH HELL NO!

If I see one more spam post this thread is locked.

Did you know that I'm the one who started this interview thing? I even let thunderhero4 to make his own show!

I could care less, make sure this has no spam...and pm me if you have a problem, don't post.

chris can't help not to spam and he should learn some grammer! and RESPECT!

[DededeCloneChris]

OH HELL NO!

If I see one more spam post this thread is locked.

Did you know that I'm the one who started this interview thing? I even let thunderhero4 to make his own show!

I could care less, make sure this has no spam...and pm me if you have a problem, don't post.

chris can't help not to spam and he should learn some grammer! and RESPECT!

Ahem, opinion about today interview?

[Water ☮]

OH HELL NO!

If I see one more spam post this thread is locked.

Did you know that I'm the one who started this interview thing? I even let thunderhero4 to make his own show!

I could care less, make sure this has no spam...and pm me if you have a problem, don't post.

chris can't help not to spam and he should learn some grammer! and RESPECT!

Ahem, opinion about today interview?

It wasn't funny!

[DededeCloneChris]

OH HELL NO!

If I see one more spam post this thread is locked.

Did you know that I'm the one who started this interview thing? I even let thunderhero4 to make his own show!

I could care less, make sure this has no spam...and pm me if you have a problem, don't post.

chris can't help not to spam and he should learn some grammer! and RESPECT!

Ahem, opinion about today interview?

It wasn't funny!

And.....why?

[Water ☮]

OH HELL NO!

If I see one more spam post this thread is locked.

Did you know that I'm the one who started this interview thing? I even let thunderhero4 to make his own show!

I could care less, make sure this has no spam...and pm me if you have a problem, don't post.

chris can't help not to spam and he should learn some grammer! and RESPECT!

Ahem, opinion about today interview?

It wasn't funny!

And.....why?

your little LuckyStar ripoff crap is boring and down right corny.

[DededeCloneChris]

OH HELL NO!

If I see one more spam post this thread is locked.

Did you know that I'm the one who started this interview thing? I even let thunderhero4 to make his own show!

I could care less, make sure this has no spam...and pm me if you have a problem, don't post.

chris can't help not to spam and he should learn some grammer! and RESPECT!

Ahem, opinion about today interview?

It wasn't funny!

And.....why?

your little LuckyStar ripoff crap is boring and down right corny.

.....That's all? Man, I thought you were talking about the Sora and Riku thing!

[DededeCloneChris]

GOOD LUCKY!!!! *Deep voice* Today guest is Captain Olimar.

Chris: Hey.....wait a minute, I thought you were as tall as a penny!

Olimar: Ahem, Sonic's head reaching Link's chin?

Chris:................Good excuse, anyway, first question, what will be your role in the SSE?

Olimar: THE ANCIENT MINISTER KIDNAPPED LOUIE!!!

Klonoa: THE HORROR!!!!

Chris: Klonoa, that was really unnecesary.

Klonoa: Sorry, my bad.

Chris: and now where I was?

Lucas: Louie being kidnapped by the ancient minister?

Chris: WHAT?!?! THE HORROR!!!!

Klonoa: -_-

Chris: And how do you know the Ancient Minister have kidnapped Louie?

Olimar: Well......

FLASHBACK

*Olimar found a note in the ground!*

Dear Olimar
I have kidnapped Louie! Now the secret to pick Pikmins of the ground will be mine! And you will never guess my name, because I, the Ancient Minister, has said!............

PS: I'm not the Ancient Minister, just a floating guy without hands and is named Ancient Minister-DARN IT! DARN IT!

END OF FLASHBACK

Chris: So DAMM obvious. Next question, what are your thoughts about your moveset?

Olimar: Those moves makes me feel weak using always the Pikmin.

Chris: (Well, you're weak in reality) And how many Pikmins will be in the field?

Olimar: Around 1463674317647836572164376503756837065783264739305689465436509436314956478365874315804386051743681657456465460916785968568932658960493143285263938568496479301856413728067834849379380, because there is Kirby around too.

Genis: LIAR! That number doesn't even exist!

Olimar: It does exist! I've already said it!

Genis: NAH-AH!

Olimar: YES-AH!

Genis: NAH-AH!

Olimar: YES-AH!

Chris: WILL YOU 2 STOP IT!?!?

Genis and Olimar: Sorry.

Chris: Ahem, final question. This one is a miscellanous about something personal regarding your past actions. This question is also going to appear in all the interviews to make comic relie-er, I mean, more about the character, Olimar, what is exactly your job in Hotocate?

Olimar: Well, my job is-*A trailer passes by* and that is.

Chris: OH GOD, IS THAT TRAILER AGAIN!

Colette: Cool! Where is the movie?

Chris: I MEAN A TRUCK!!

Colette: Aww.....

Chris: Could you please repeat what is your job again?

Olimar: No, I have a vow to not say the same thing again.

Chris: WHAT KIND OF VOW IS THAT?! Arghhh, Shikamaru, Akira end the show now.

Akira: This show was brought to you-

Shikamaru: By Hotocate company, where your job will be as secret as James Bond is!

[Triforce_Luigi]

Good interview, but poor Louie.

[DededeCloneChris]

Chris: Hell yeah! We're back everyone!

Lucas: Time for another round of interviews!

Vector: Too bad my greatest fan wants to be permabaned!

Klonoa: *Gasps* YOU DID REMEMBER HIM?!

Presea:...........Amazing.

Chris:.............Anyway, TIME FOR OUR NEXT INTERVIEW! AKIRA, GO ON!

GOOD LUC-wait a minute, who is the next victi-I mean, person to be interviewed?

Chris:........ERRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMM

Lucas: May I help?

Chris: Is your job, do you have someone in mind?

Lucas: Actually, I have one.

Chris: Don't leave the public in suspense, who is the next one?

Lucas: *Wispers*

Chris: Well, she is fine. BREAK TIME!

2 seconds later.......

Chris: WE'RE BACK!

Lucario: Is kind of pointless to have 2 seconds of break time.

Chris: Maybe, not for Sonic though, he can do more things iin 2 seconds.

Klonoa: Like what?

Chris:.........Well, does speedy people have urine problems?

Colette: What?!

Chris: Oh wait, that was only Sheen of Jimmy Neutron.

Akira: *Deep voice* Chris?

Chris: Oh ok ok! The next person on the list is............oh my god, is Paine from FFX-2.

*She walks in and takes a seat, again the people goes nuts for the calmly member of the Gullwings*

Lucas: We should have a control over the Final Fantasy people Chris.

Chris: But this is only the second time and you're already complaining?

Guntz: What about Sora and the other guys?

Chris: Those are property of Disney, I mean come on, have you seen their foots?

Tails: Either they have a foot disease or Disney's DNA.

Every staff member: Disney's DNA, definitly.

Paine: Ahem, quick, do your interview before those 2 come here.

Chris: And who are those 2?

*Yuna and Rikku walks in*

Lucas: At least they're not 6 Disney/Square Enix people this time around.

Lucario: !!!!!

Chris: Lucario what is it?

Lucario: I presence 6 Disney/Square Enix people coming right here.

Chris: Then Sakura, Lloyd, Guntz, Lucario, deal with them!

"They walk out to stop them"

Chris: And back to the show, let's hear a cheer from the Gullwings for not losing the tradition first!

Yuna: GIMME A Y!

Crowd: Y!

Rikku: GIMME A R!

Crowd: R!

Paine: *Sighs* Gimme a break.

Chris: Okay!

BREAL TIME

2 seconds later.......

Chris: AND WE'RE BACK!

Paine: That was pointless.

Chris: Geez, why the people with red eyes have to say that?

Lucario: *Talking to my mind* I heard that.

Chris: Anyway, first question, any chance to get in Brawl?

Paine: Not an-

Rikku: Of course! The whole Subspace Emissary thing was mimicking what Sin did!

Yuna: Rikku, I think you're overxagerating again.

Paine: And you're losing 6 respect points from my list now.

Rikku: And how many do I have now?

Paine: Minus 1079.

Rikku: T_T..........Meanie!

Chris: Second question, *smirks* if a second person responds before you, what will you say?

Paine:......

Rikku: What kind of question is that?

Chris: Ha-ha! You-fell-for-it!

Paine: Totally.

Rikku: Meanie!

Chris: Final question, did you complained to Nobuo Uematsu because he didn't added any FF music to Brawl?

Paine: I didn't, Rikku did it.

Yuna: Again? That's the 283 time now!

Rikku: Hey, he was being a meanie too!

Chris: I don't know who says meanie a lot, if you or Klonoa.

Klonoa: I don't say that!

Colette: By the way Klonoa, I took your ring by mistake.

Klonoa: MEANIE!

Chris:..............Anyway, thanks for the interview Gullwings!

Yuna: Gimme a-

Chris: Don't start Yuna.

Yuna: Sorry.

Paine: Finally.

Shikamaru: This show was brought to you-

Akira: By Your Friendly Neighborhood Gullwings! Where fiends extermination needs to be paid by Garment Grids and Dresspheres!

*The curtain falls, and behind it*

Lloyd: We're back.

Chris: And how did it go?

Guntz: *Sighs* Lucario beated them up to a pulp, he didn't leaved any to us, except Sakura got Kairi.

Chris: Lucario........

Lucario: What.

Guntz: (He is gonna get punished now!)

Chris: *Thumbs up* Good job! ;)

Lucario: *Smiles a little* Thanks.

Guntz: *Falls anime style*

Chris: And now we only need to wait for our readers for the next person and we will interview him or her A.S.A.P!

[Triforce_Luigi]

*imagines the Disney/Square-Enix characters being beaten.*

O_O

That was really... violent...

Oh, well, great interview!

[Cakeman]

CHRIS! Can i be in your next interview...? please  ::)




and can you interview a Luma for SMG xD

[DededeCloneChris]

CHRIS! Can i be in your next interview...? please  ::)




and can you interview a Luma for SMG xD

Okay, but first send me a PM about how do you want to act.