Tha thunderhero interview show!! season 1

[DededeCloneChris]

Wow, you have the power to kill people. :|

[thunderhero4]

Wow, you have the power to kill people. :|

What do you mean?

[DededeCloneChris]

Wow, you have the power to kill people. :|

What do you mean?

You were talking to Pichu and then he wanted to be killed himself!

[thunderhero4]

Wow, you have the power to kill people. :|

What do you mean?

You were talking to Pichu and then he wanted to be killed himself!

erm, do you know what an emo is? somebodya asked me to do and emo pichu, so i did... im sorry if you think this is wrong... :-\ but that is what an emo is...

[thunderhero4]

Hello, welcome to the thunderhero interview show! today our guest is ridley from his home at norfair! Say hi everyone! (oh and by the way, i dont know if ridley can talk, so im just gonna guess he can)

Audience: Hi!

Thunder: Hello!

Ridley: why did u ask me to come here, this makes no sense...

Thunder: well, doesnt it always make you feel good to make lots of folks happy!?

Ridley: what a waste of time, i could be having my space pirate crew making me some fancy new weapon, try to destroy this place, and have it blown off by samus...but instead im stuck here!!

Thunder: hey, watch ur temper! there are children in the crowd!

Ridley: Oh right....

Thunder: I knew you were gonna want some new weapon...so we prepared one for you!!

*some employees pull out a big ridley-sized suit from behind stage...*

Ridley: what the?? umm, i suppose I could try it on...

*ridley puts on the suit*

Ridley: hmm, what does it do?

*ridley pulls the trigger. a big flag pops out of the gun that says: "ive been on the thunderhero show!"

Thunder: do you like it? i plan on selling it in the gift shop.

Ridley: AHH! a waste of time!

*he burns the suit and marches off stage*

Thunder: umm, what do we do now?

Announcer: Lets show off our tap dancing moves!

*thunder and the announcer tap dance on stage*

*we are booed off*

Thunder: well, i guess those tap dancing skillz never payed off...

*announcer and thunder both look at the camera in distress*

Thunder and announcer: this show has been brought to you by the Chozo tap dancing studio, the only place where mastering tap dancing takes 1000 years...

Thunder: umm, good night?

[Triforce_Luigi]

Nice tap dancing. Good though.

[thunderhero4]

got any more? i could interview all night! ;D

[Triforce_Luigi]

Luigi! Or Ness.

[thunderhero4]

Oo, i cant believe i never thought of luigi! alright, ill do em both!

[Triforce_Luigi]

WOOT! And how dare you forget the mighty Luigi?

[thunderhero4]

Hello, this is the thunderhero interview show! today we have a star, or at least a co-star. Yes, its luigi! come on down!

Luigi: thank you for having me on the show.

Thunder: no prob! So i hear everyone wants you to be in brawl since u were in melee and the origional super smash bros. U gonna?

Luigi: of course! Im'a the most important of the mario characters! The game cant go on without me!

Thunder: i suppose your right. IS HE?!

*crowd cheers, luigi blushes*

Thunder: thats great, but I thought that mario was the most important.

Luigi: Are you'a crazy?! If it hadnt been for me, mario wouldnt be here right now! Havent You ever played Luigi's mansion??

Thunder: Umm, i didnt know game characters knew about their own games!

Luigi: No duh, sherlock...

Thunder: ok, ive just about had it with the name calling on this show >:(

Luigi: oh, sorry

Thunder: its fine, one more question? how are you taller than your older brother?

Luigi: well............

(flashback)

Baby luigi: hey you stole my lolly pop!

Baby mario: I did not, loser

Baby luigi: Why you!! *hits mario on the head with a hammer*

(end of flashback)

Luigi: it was coincidence, i guess.

Thunder: okay...

Luigi: yeeeah.....

Thunder: mm-hmmm

Luigi: uh huh

John Madden: Yeppers

Thunder: when did john madden get here!? security!!

*security escorts John Madden out*

Announcer: this show has been brought to you by:

Luigi: the mushroom toothpaste!

Thunder: its minty fresh!

Luigi and thunder simultaniously: FOR REAL!!!

[Triforce_Luigi]

Mushroom Toothpaste!

[thunderhero4]

Hi! and welcome to the thunderhero interview show! today, we have a special veteran! Ness!

*crowd cheers*

Thunder: Hello

Ness: hi

Thunder: I hear you are being replaced in brawl by lucas. what are your thoughts?

Ness: its a big secret, but ill tell u anyway... Its actually me in a costume, there is no real lucas...

Thunder: WHAT!!?? Isnt that against the rules??

Ness: well, i had no other choice, I sort of broke a rule...they wouldnt have let me back in...

Thunder: i see, and what rule would that be?

Ness: well...

(Flashback)

Mr. Saturn: I dare you to give the ancient minister a wedgie!!

Ness: well ok

*sneaks up on ancient minister, gives wegie*

Ancient minister: why you!!!

*he zapps ness back to his home planet*

Ancient minister: hrmff!

*he floats away*

Mr. saturn: umm, oops...

Poo: yeah...

Mr. saturn: so why is ur name poo anyway?

Poo: well

(flashback)

Poos mom: oh my god! its a boy!

Poos dad: what shall we call him?

mom: umm... he shall be called...

*pooot*

Mom: aw my gawd! thats the biggest poo ive ever seen!

Dad: then we'll call him poo...

(end of poo's flashback)

Poo: i dont like to talk about it...

(end of ness's flashback)

Ness: i dont like to talk about it...

Announcer: this how has been brought to you by announcer guys! they can even be your lawyer!

[Triforce_Luigi]

That explained so much...

[thunderhero4]

That explained so much...

yep, now the truths out...