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Generally Speaking => RPs and Heartpieces => Topic started by: JrDude on December 20, 2008, 02:17:18 AM

Title: I banged a tooth brush because I love weed.
Post by: JrDude on December 20, 2008, 02:17:18 AM
ITT, you post what you "did". GO!

[spoiler=How you figure out what you "did"]Body: The month you were born in

1(Jan) - I killed
2 (Feb) -I banged
3(Mar)- I slapped
4 (Apr)- I kissed
5 (May) - i fell in love with
6 (June)-I stabbed
7 (July)-I ran shirtless with
8 (Aug) i robbed
9 (Sept) - I need
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) -I shot
12 (Dec) - I ran naked with



Pick the day (number) you were born on


01 - a rock star
02 - channing tatum
03 -a condom
04 - Edward Cullen
05 - a bag of weed
06 -my crush
07 -the trojan man
08 - a mexican
09 - a hott guy
10 - a gangster
11 - a dog
12 - a hobo
13 -a tooth brush
14 - a drunk
15 - my girlfriend
16 - my lover
17 - a cat
18 - a sexy girl
19 - a crack head
20 -the one that i love
21 - a teletubby
22 - my ninny
23 - a donkey
24 - a gay guy
25 - barney the dinosaur
26 - the cookie monster
27 - a hobo
28 - a bowl of cereal
29 - the kool-aid man
30 - a mop
31 - my ex girlfriend/boyfriend



Pick the color of shirt you are wearing?

White - because he's sexy like that
Pink -because a beaner stole my taco
Black -because i like sex
Turquoise- because im good in bed
brown- because the gummy bears made me
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because i love him
Grey - because i hate you
Other- because I'm retarded
Green-because i love weed
Orange - because I smoke crack
red- because I have amazing boobs
blue - cuz i like shoelaces
Tye dye- because Im a intercourse ing scuba diver
graphic- because i like to snort cocaine
none- because i have a killer six pack[/spoiler]

(Mine's the topic title).
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: Kilroy on December 20, 2008, 07:26:52 AM
I stabbed a hobo because he's sexy like that.
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: on December 20, 2008, 07:34:01 AM
I kissed a bowl of cereal because I have a killer six pack
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: Kilroy on December 20, 2008, 07:41:46 AM
Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on December 20, 2008, 07:34:01 AM
I kissed a bowl of cereal because I have a killer six pack
Put a intercourse ing shirt on.
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: Red on December 20, 2008, 08:21:31 AM
I shot my crush cuz I like shoelaces.
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: on December 20, 2008, 08:39:18 AM
Quote from: Byte on December 20, 2008, 07:41:46 AM
Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on December 20, 2008, 07:34:01 AM
I kissed a bowl of cereal because I have a killer six pack
Put a intercourse ing shirt on.
I have one on now. When I made that post I had just recently woken up and I was still a little tired.
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: SkyMyl on December 20, 2008, 08:51:56 AM
I shot a bag of weed because I have amazing boobs?

...I'm not even commenting on this.
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: jnfs2014 on December 20, 2008, 08:58:13 AM
I kissed a gangster because I love him.
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: Zovistograt on December 20, 2008, 09:29:00 AM
I ran shirtless with my ninny becau​se im good in bed

...celebration tiem?
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: Kilroy on December 20, 2008, 09:37:33 AM
Quote from: Zovistograt on December 20, 2008, 09:29:00 AM
I ran shirtless with my ninny becau​se im good in bed

...celebration tiem?
You know we're going to do it, alright-ah
Tonight-ah

Yeeeeeah, just feeling

Musics got me feelin' a need

etc.
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: ThePowerOfOne on December 20, 2008, 12:01:26 PM
I shot my lover becau​se he's sexy like that


Ok...
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: Jono2 on December 20, 2008, 12:15:47 PM
i stabbed my girlfriend because i love weed.
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: Macawmoses on December 20, 2008, 01:21:17 PM
I slapped a sexy girl because I love him.


D:
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: Spam on December 20, 2008, 01:34:18 PM
I bange​d a mexic​an becau​se I smoke​ crack... wtf...
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: Triforceman22 on December 20, 2008, 01:41:41 PM
I ran naked with my ninny because I smoke Crack
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: Ridley on December 20, 2008, 01:48:35 PM
I robbed my girlfriend because I like shoelaces.
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: Doodle on December 21, 2008, 11:29:50 AM
I hugge​d my girlf​riend,​ becau​se i love weed.
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: ThePowerOfOne on December 21, 2008, 12:31:35 PM
Quote from: Ridley on December 20, 2008, 01:48:35 PM
I robbed my girlfriend because I like shoelaces.
Well that doesn't seem like a very good reason to rob someone.

Meanie.
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: Ridley on December 21, 2008, 12:33:01 PM
Quote from: Phaze on December 21, 2008, 12:31:35 PM
Quote from: Ridley on December 20, 2008, 01:48:35 PM
I robbed my girlfriend because I like shoelaces.
Well that doesn't seem like a very good reason to rob someone.

Meanie.

Oh, then lets hear what you did. Also maybe I should Rob you. I heard you have shoelaces at your house.
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: darkmario on December 24, 2008, 04:40:58 PM
I shot a gangster because I like sex?

So to prove I liked it I had to kill someone?And that someone had to me a gangster?


Quote from: Phaze on December 20, 2008, 12:01:26 PM
I shot my lover becau​se he's sexy like that


Ok...

Lol
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: Tupin on December 24, 2008, 04:48:41 PM
I stabbed a hobo cuz i like shoel​aces.
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: Pachuri on December 24, 2008, 04:51:45 PM
I ran naked with my girlfriend because I love sex
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: Pachuri on December 24, 2008, 04:52:11 PM
she was a slut
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: Eizweir on December 24, 2008, 06:08:41 PM
I ran shirtless with a dog because I love weed
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: GreatGonzales106 on December 24, 2008, 09:03:56 PM
I hugged my crush because I like sex.
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: Java on December 25, 2008, 10:43:27 PM
I ran naked with a telletuby because I hate you.


o_O
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: JrDude on December 26, 2008, 01:29:30 AM
Many of these are hilarious. XD
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: sonicdude164 on December 26, 2008, 10:20:07 AM
I ran shirtless with chann​ing tatum​ because i have amazing boobs
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: King_Gamer28 on December 26, 2008, 03:53:45 PM
I banged Edward Cullen because I have amazing boobs?
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: ThePowerOfOne on December 26, 2008, 04:18:18 PM
Quote from: sonicdude164 on December 26, 2008, 10:20:07 AM
I ran shirtless with chann​ing tatum​ because i have amazing boobs
... Wow
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: Shujinco2 on December 28, 2008, 11:12:15 AM
I killed the trojan man because I have a killer six-pack.
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on December 28, 2008, 09:25:57 PM
I ran naked with a cat because I like to snort cocaine.
Whoo?
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: Max Headroom on January 04, 2009, 07:04:24 PM
I fell in love with a telet​ubby​​​​​ becau​se the gummy​ bears​ made me.

wat.
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: THEBIRD on January 07, 2009, 12:12:47 PM
I killed a gay guy because I love shoelaces.

DON'T JUDGE ME! It wasn't a hate crime, he was just wearing really sexy shoelaces ;-;. I HAD TO HAVE THEM!
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: The Riddler on January 08, 2009, 07:10:15 AM
I refuse to play because Channing Tatum and Edward Cullen are options and there are no female celebrities, and thus I can deduce that this was clearly written by a preteen aged girl with poor taste.

>:[
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: JrDude on January 08, 2009, 04:31:15 PM
Quote from: Riddler_Rob on January 08, 2009, 07:10:15 AM
I refuse to play because Channing Tatum and Edward Cullen are options and there are no female celebrities, and thus I can deduce that this was clearly written by a preteen aged girl with poor taste.

>:[
If people put female celebrities in, people would lie and say theirs said "I had sex with *female celebrity* because I like sex" or some dumb poop like that.
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: The Riddler on January 08, 2009, 08:34:13 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 08, 2009, 04:31:15 PM
Quote from: Riddler_Rob on January 08, 2009, 07:10:15 AM
I refuse to play because Channing Tatum and Edward Cullen are options and there are no female celebrities, and thus I can deduce that this was clearly written by a preteen aged girl with poor taste.

>:[
If people put female celebrities in, people would lie and say theirs said "I had sex with *female celebrity* because I like sex" or some dumb poop like that.
If they like to cheat. Putting just male celebrities either applies to fan girls who get to say they had sex with the guy from Twilight or gay people. No offense to either, but this game seems to not be for straight guys.
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: JrDude on January 08, 2009, 08:38:50 PM
Quote from: Riddler_Rob on January 08, 2009, 08:34:13 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 08, 2009, 04:31:15 PM
Quote from: Riddler_Rob on January 08, 2009, 07:10:15 AM
I refuse to play because Channing Tatum and Edward Cullen are options and there are no female celebrities, and thus I can deduce that this was clearly written by a preteen aged girl with poor taste.

>:[
If people put female celebrities in, people would lie and say theirs said "I had sex with *female celebrity* because I like sex" or some dumb poop like that.
If they like to cheat. Putting just male celebrities either applies to fan girls who get to say they had sex with the guy from Twilight or gay people. No offense to either, but this game seems to not be for straight guys.
No, it's just not for people who are cowards and have no sense of online humor/fun.
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: The Riddler on January 08, 2009, 08:52:26 PM
I'm a coward because this was clearly written by a drooling fan girl?
I have plenty sense of humor, but this game isn't as fun as it could be because it is geared to prepubescent girls.
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: jnfs2014 on January 08, 2009, 08:58:34 PM
Note to self: Look up prepubescent.
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: JrDude on January 08, 2009, 08:59:49 PM
Quote from: Riddler_Rob on January 08, 2009, 08:52:26 PM
I'm a coward because this was clearly written by a drooling fan girl?
I have plenty sense of humor, but this game isn't as fun as it could be because it is geared to prepubescent girls.
You said you did and then pointed out that you didn't, nice job man.
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: The Riddler on January 08, 2009, 09:03:07 PM
What? I said I have a sense of humor, but this isn't fun, thus isn't humorous.
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: JrDude on January 08, 2009, 09:12:27 PM
Quote from: Riddler_Rob on January 08, 2009, 09:03:07 PM
What? I said I have a sense of humor, but this isn't fun, thus isn't humorous.
Not the kind of humor where it would make you sound gay even though it's just a joke and everyone know it.
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: Java on January 08, 2009, 10:16:18 PM
Something tells me you're both taking this game too seriously...

Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: JrDude on January 09, 2009, 12:09:05 AM
Quote from: Java_Java on January 08, 2009, 10:16:18 PM
Something tells me you're both taking this game too seriously...


Nah, I just like arguing, it's funny to see the reactions of nerds acting so serious :P
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: The Riddler on January 09, 2009, 12:16:30 AM
Quote from: Java_Java on January 08, 2009, 10:16:18 PM
Something tells me you're both taking this game too seriously...


To be honest, it was just the Edward Cullen thing. The whole Twilight craze annoys the intercourse  out of me. One girl I know refers to herself as Kristen Cullen. Another one got yellow contacts so her eyes could be like the vampires or some poop.

The original post I made wasn't entirely serious, but he started arguing so I kept it up.
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: Rayquarian on January 19, 2009, 07:11:34 PM
I need a gay guy becau​se he's sexy like that.

God, that's too gay for me to take.
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: THEBIRD on January 19, 2009, 07:13:53 PM
Quote from: Riddler_Rob on January 09, 2009, 12:16:30 AM
Quote from: Java_Java on January 08, 2009, 10:16:18 PM
Something tells me you're both taking this game too seriously...


To be honest, it was just the Edward Cullen thing. The whole Twilight craze annoys the intercourse  out of me. One girl I know refers to herself as Kristen Cullen. Another one got yellow contacts so her eyes could be like the vampires or some poop.

The original post I made wasn't entirely serious, but he started arguing so I kept it up.
Holy poop, yellow eyes? XD Fan girls are crazy...
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: NiMa74 on February 02, 2009, 05:50:33 PM
I robbed barney the dinosaur because I have amazing boobs
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​​becau​se I love weed.
Post by: Anarchy_Jas on February 05, 2009, 08:28:39 PM
I'm a ninja cuz I can pop lock and drop it.
Title: Re: I bange​d a tooth​ brush ​​​​&#8
Post by: Max Headroom on September 22, 2018, 04:00:31 AM
I fell in love with a teletubby because i like sex

 datass;