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A pointless You-choose-the-actions adventure

Started by Lohn Jocke, August 01, 2009, 05:11:36 PM

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Lohn Jocke

You wake up after... something. To be honest, you don't seem to remember anything about your past, all you remember is something about tacos. You appear to be in a padded room, with an outline of a door, although there seems too be no way to open it from this side. There is a man with a notepad writing what you assume has absolutely nothing to do with your past.

What do ye do?

jnfs2014


Lohn Jocke

You attempt to move your arms, but you realized you have your arms closed up in bandages. Oh well.

What do you do now?

Water ☮


Lohn Jocke

#4
You ask the man what is happening. "It's the government" he exclaims, "The government is going to take over! THEY WILL LET THE ALIENS LIIIIIIIIIIVE!"
You take a look at what the man is writing. He tells you that he is writing how 9/11 is done by the government, and how aliens will rule the world.
You want to strangle him, but you remembered that you can't, so you might need a different approach.
What nao?

jnfs2014


Lohn Jocke

#6
You suffocate yourself with your own bandages, but the man gives you CPR shortly afterwards. Shit.

Spam


Lohn Jocke

You turn around to notice a large wall heading outside. You figure they didn't expect you to turn around. You walk outside to a busy highway, with a single tree at the side.

jnfs2014


Lohn Jocke

You can't reach, and decide not to listen to JNFS's stupid ideas for once

jnfs2014


Lohn Jocke

You decide to kick JNFS in the balls instead.

jnfs2014

I have balls of steel!

Ok, fine. Investigate the tree.

Lohn Jocke

The tree isn't a tree as much as it is a bunch of branches taped together with Scottish tape. One of the branches turns out to be a giant, brown key.