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Corrupt a Wish

Started by Thirdkoopa, March 16, 2010, 11:32:29 AM

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Rayquarian

Granted; you were delicious

I wish that all future wishes end with the wisher dying in a fire.

Jhen Mohran

Granted! We all miraculously come back to life, seconds after being roasted every time.

I wish that space travel was a lot easier.

Neerb

Granted, but it's SO easy that we sometimes just do it on accident, resulting in people spontaneously flying off into space to their deaths at random. And of course, everyone at NASA loses their jobs.

I wish for fish.

dawnwolfNxhoj

Granted; a tank of piranahs lands on top of you and traps you inside. You get scratched and start to bleed alot, and the piranahs enjoy you^-^

I wish to have the ability to live in my dreams like i do in life when i'll go to sleep and still wake-up

Shujinco2

Granted. Too bad you're subconsciously an axe murderer. Every night, you go into a dream where you are murdered. By you.

I wish for more Nutty Bars. :(

Custom

you have more nutty bars but they are stuck inside of your penis

i wish for all of my games to be thrown into a fire

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Jhen Mohran

Granted, ze. Your games are thrown into a fire, respawn as ravenous beings, and attempt to kill you.

I wish for more cowbell.

Neerb

Granted, but you have no space to work with it. Besides, you don't even have a prescription.

I wish for a million pennies.

Shujinco2

Granted. they all spawn on top of you, crushing you to death.

I wish these Nutty Bars would not be in my penis. :(

Rayquarian

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Granted; now they are in your lungs.  You suffocate to death and then your dead body is burnt and raped by angry cheerleaders.

I wish for another wish.

Kayo

Granted, but the wish can only be used as a wish to be tortured to death.

I wish I had a letter.
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Neerb

Granted; the letter is "F", and it's on your final exam.

I wish I was immune to fire.

Jhen Mohran

Granted, da ze~! You're double susceptible to cold now, and can't come into contact with anything remotely chilly, or you'll become a snowman.

I wish I could hold all these personalities, ze.

Shujinco2

Granted, but they're extremely heavy.

I wish I could find the entire soundtrack to Budokai 3.

Rayquarian

Granted, but all the speakers from which music that has entered your ears from break, all headphones that touch your ear explode, and you never get to hear the soundtrack.

I wish my lab wasn't today.