The NSFCD Theremin Academy- Just Use Your Hands

[Ravioli]

ew the Texas of Canada

[Macawmoses]

ew the Texas of Canada

aka the one providing transfer payments

[Ravioli]

And diseased beef

Is it true that everybody in Alberta has their own backyard tar pit and that whenever you host pisswater Molson-drunk hoedowns to pacify a loss by the Calgary Flamers you ritually take turns intercourse ing a mad cow and then skinny dip in the oil to purge your self-disgust?

[Flying Chickens]

And diseased beef

Is it true that everybody in Alberta has their own backyard tar pit and that whenever you host pisswater Molson-drunk hoedowns to pacify a loss by the Calgary Flamers you ritually take turns intercourse ing a mad cow and then skinny dip in the oil to purge your self-disgust?

Yeah, that's pretty true. Sometimes we run outside throwing horseshoes at drunk cowgirls for luck.

Mack, I actually haven't played soccer in a while. I've run out of time for it. I guess I'm probably fat now. Not actually fat. Just not I-play-soccer in shape. More like I-used-to-play-soccer-but-now-I-drink-vodka instead. What were we talking about? Right. There's this soccer babe who sits ahead of me in Biology. She has the nicest tits ever. Sge talks with her hands too, so whenever we're talking it's like BOUNCEBOUNCEBOUNCEJIGGLEJIGGLEBOUNCEBOUNCEWHATUP.

[Ravioli]

Hover. Hover. HEY HOVER.

Fucking dorm with me or be a vaginaswab. The soccer babes in Toronto will make your vaginary gal look like a cheap Eskimo hooker. There's Brazillians here, Hover. Brazillians. I'm talking tits that wean babies onto coconuts. There's a reason they're called Amazons, Hover, intercourse ing put two and two together.

[Macawmoses]

Yeah, that's pretty true. Sometimes we run outside throwing horseshoes at drunk cowgirls for luck.

Mack, I actually haven't played soccer in a while. I've run out of time for it. I guess I'm probably fat now. Not actually fat. Just not I-play-soccer in shape. More like I-used-to-play-soccer-but-now-I-drink-vodka instead. What were we talking about? Right. There's this soccer babe who sits ahead of me in Biology. She has the nicest tits ever. Sge talks with her hands too, so whenever we're talking it's like BOUNCEBOUNCEBOUNCEJIGGLEJIGGLEBOUNCEBOUNCEWHATUP.

why aren't you in lethbridge

[Chris8492]

Anyone ever heard of the AR Drone? I got one of them a year ago and i have been working on modding it quite a bit so i can add on auxillary specs. Im trying to get it so the quad props have gyros in them so it can move the props at different angles too.

[Silverhawk79]

I love being woken up at 8am by my roommate practicing guitar
don't you

[Macawmoses]

I love being woken up at 8am by my roommate practicing guitar
don't you

YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE TO BED WHEN HE GLARED AT YOU

[Flying Chickens]

why aren't you in lethbridge

I graduate this year, then I'm going to U of A to major in English. I'll come visit and bring a soccer ball or a bong or something cool like that.

[Macawmoses]

I graduate this year, then I'm going to U of A to major in English. I'll come visit and bring a soccer ball or a bong or something cool like that.

Alberta for English? Why? That's such a huge faculty. Come get the one on one here. We offer tons of scholarships and soccer babes. And weed.

[Zero]

I graduate this year, then I'm going to U of A to major in English. I'll come visit and bring a soccer ball or a bong or something cool like that.

speaking of bongs...

R.I.P Fel Bong

December 2010-November 2011

A buddy of mine destroyed my bong on accident. Luckily he went out and bought a new one with 12 percs.

Tree of Life

intercourse  yes

[Syncopathic]

speaking of bongs...

R.I.P Fel Bong

December 2010-November 2011

A buddy of mine destroyed my bong on accident. Luckily he went out and bought a new one with 12 percs.

Tree of Life

intercourse  yes

.... Brb getting friend to accidently destroy my pipe.

[Super]

I graduate this year, then I'm going to U of A to major in English. I'll come visit and bring a soccer ball or a bong or something cool like that.

For a second, I thought "What? The University of Arizona?"

[Ravioli]

For a second, I thought "What? The University of Arizona?"