How MYL spent March 6th/Help I need to find a lady friend

[Custom]

Fuck no, I'm not joining that overrated piece of social poop.

What, does no one have any old-school advice?
Times have changed, boy. Adapt.

The old school advice would be to buy her and force her to become your wife.

[L10]

The old school advice would be to buy her and force her to become your wife.

I was thinking more along the lines of getting her drunk, knock her out, toss her in the trunk of the car, and then have your ways

[Rayquarian]

Just join the website, just so you can talk to people you have a chance of seeing in real life.

[Dog Food]

Help to find a lady friend-
1. She's not going to come to you.
2. If you really want one, you're going to have to work for it.
3. Yes, Facebook is part of it (at least for initial conversation).
4. Don't go for your cousin. Even if she's hot, there's a 99% chance that she would never go for it (because girls think differently then guys - and their thought process is usually not 'Oh this cousin is cute LET'S FUCK HIM'). And if you try, not only do you lose a chance at a relationship, but you lose a close friend and family member. Choose your battles, and this is not one you should fight.

[Doodle]

I honestly don't think it's that important.
Most of the people here didn't or won't have a girlfriend in high school, anyway.

[Totla]

I honestly don't think it's that important.
Most of the people here didn't or won't have a girlfriend in high school, anyway.

Speak for yourself.

[Mystic]

I honestly don't think it's that important.
Most of the people here didn't or won't have a girlfriend in high school, anyway.

I highly doubt that.

[Doodle]

Speak for yourself.

I'm just guessing, but it seems like that. :U

[Dog Food]

I'm just guessing, but it seems like that. :U

I feel like the majority of the users here have had at least one girlfriend during high school. Not all, of course, but most.

And all of you could be in a relationship if you tried. If you don't want one, then don't worry about who has had one and don't bother with trying.

[JrDude]

I honestly think I could get one if I wasn't as shy as intercourse , or if I lowered my standards, which won't happen.

[Dog Food]

I honestly think I could get one if I wasn't as shy as intercourse , or if I lowered my standards, which won't happen.

Yep. Once you get over the shyness you could probably get any girl you wanted, without lowering your standards. And that's not just for you, that's for everyone here.

[JrDude]

Yep. Once you get over the shyness you could probably get any girl you wanted, without lowering your standards. And that's not just for you, that's for everyone here.

For a minute I thought you were trying to compliment me, but all you're saying is if you're not shy, it will help a lot.