The Thunderhero Interview Show Audition Thread!

[thunderhero4]

Welcome! Press start to play! :P

Welcome to the Audition thread! Here you can create your own interviews as often as you like! If you would like to know how to do an interview, see below in the bright blue! For each time you do an interview, annybody may rate it and tell you their thoughts on your skill and potential for becoming an interview show host! And a big part of this: DO NOT SPAM OR FLAME!! I MEAN IT!! I WILL BEAT YOU WITH THE UGLY STICK!! >:(

Here is the motto! It was changed to have a funky rhyme! :P
Anyone can interview, it's really quite easy!
And even the hilarious interviews can be cheezy!

I am being strict about the no-spamming!

I will have a list of strikes! Each time I see spamming, I will take off a strike! When they are all gone I lock this thread!

Strikes:

  >:( :( :| :) :D

And heres a link to go straight to series 6!:
http://nsiderforums.net/index.php?topic=18502.0

Contests:
I will now make a poll for the contestants for each contest!

Current: A talking Wii - ends Wed., Febuary 6th @ midnight!

Entrants so far:

Next:

winner list:
Triforce_Luigi - 3 points
HYRULESEAS - 1 point
Shujinco - 2 points
captainjacksparrow - 1 point

Heres how to make an interview:

First, think of someone you would like to interview! Then create a list of lines that each character says, much like a script!

Ex.

You: Hellow and welcome to the _____ interview show! Today our guest is _____!

Guest: Hello! I love interviews!

You: Too bad this is only an example! :P

Guest: NOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOO

Announcer (can be annyone): This show has been brought to you by example interviews! They are almost always waaaaaay longer than this!

[Triforce_Luigi]

Yay. I think I'll interview... Wind Waker Link.

Dave: Hi, and welcome to the Triforce_Luigi interview show! Today our guest is WIND WAKER LINK! Applause, or be destroyed.

WW Link: Hi.

*cricket noise*

WW Link: ... My game is hated... :'(

Dave: Yeah... Anyway, first question, will you be in SSBB?

WW Link: Yeah. I'm an alt costume... I feel hated...

Dave: Okay... How are you gonna be an alt costume? You're half TP Link's size.

WW Link: Everyone makes fun of the short people!!! *takes out knife*

Dave: What's the knife for?

WW Link: I'm going emo...

Shadow, Guntz, Luigi, and Sasuke appear.

Shad, Guntz, Luigi, Sasuke: Yay! Yeah! Go WW LINK!

WW Link: I feel so loved... *cuts himself*

Shad, Guntz, Luigi, Sasuke: *cut themselves*

Dave: Ah! This is bad! We're supposed to be PG! HUBBS! GET 'EM!

((Hubbs is the security guy. Like Tousce.))

Hubbs: Yes, sir. *kicks Shadow, Guntz, Luigi, and Sasuke out*

The Emos: WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!

Dave: That was weird...

WW Link: Wah... You meanie! *attacks Dave*

Dave: Ah! Hubbs, get  the weird cel-shaded child off of me!

Hubbs: Yeah. *pulls WW Link away*

Suddenly, TP Link appears in the door.

Dave: What are you doing here?

TP Link: I don't know, I heard there was an emo convention, and they were here... *sees WW Link* Hey, you look like me! But... You're.... CEL-SHADED?!

WW Link: Gotta problem with that? >:(

TP Link: Are you trying to scare me?

WW Link: >:(

TP Link: You're half my size!

WW Link: *attacks TP Link with a sword*

TP Link: What! *dies*

WW Link: *stabs the body*

Dave: Uh... Hubbs? PG rating?

Hubbs: Yeah, yeah.. (He's so demanding...) *shoots WW Link with tranquilizer dart*

Dave: Shujinco! End the show until I find an announcer!

JrDude: This show has been brought to you by CEL-SHADING! It makes everything... Cartoony...

Dave: You're not Shujinco!

JrDude: *takes off face*

Dave: CHUCK NORRIS?!

Chuck: *takes off face*

Brandon: Pikachu?!

Pikachu: Pika! *takes off face.*

Chris: Klonoa?!

Klonoa: Oh. Wrong mask. *takes off face*

Dave and Chris: THUNDERHERO4?!

Sparky (Thunderhero4): Yes! It is me! Brandon!

Brandon: But if you're me! And I'm me! Then who's me?!

Sparky: I'm the clone you interviewed for your Season  4 finale!

Brandon: Oh...

*Vector appears*

Brandon and Sparky: OMG, IT'S HIM!

Dave: Well, Shujinco's gone... Chris, end the show...

Chris: This show has been brought to you by LUCAS ADVENTURES OF CRAZYNESS! READ MAH FANFIC, OR ELSE! >:(

Shujinco: *magically appears* That's my job! *slaps Chris with rubber chicken* THIS SHOW WAS BROUGHT BY RUBBER CHICKENS AND DIVIDING BY ZERO PICS!

Vector: *is attacked by Brandon and Sparky, who want autographs and such* AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave:... >_>

[thunderhero4]

HAHA! Thats was very good!

I give you an 9/10!

Keep up the interviews like that and you could have a show greater than mine!

[Triforce_Luigi]

HAHA! Thats was very good!

I give you an 9/10!

Keep up the interviews like that and you could have a show greater than mine!

All I did was make random violent stuff... :)

[thunderhero4]

ok, I now announce that you can join to be a judge! Will have 5 judges, the first 5 who ask get the job...

[thunderhero4]

HAHA! Thats was very good!

I give you an 9/10!

Keep up the interviews like that and you could have a show greater than mine!

All I did was make random violent stuff... :)

the viewers love that stuff! Excellent job!

[Triforce_Luigi]

ok, I now announce that you can join to be a judge! Will have 5 judges, the first 5 who ask get the job...

I wanna be a judge!

I wanna be the mean sarcastic judge who speaks in a British accent and hates everything. :)

HAHA! Thats was very good!

I give you an 9/10!

Keep up the interviews like that and you could have a show greater than mine!

All I did was make random violent stuff... :)

the viewers love that stuff! Excellent job!

Muchas gracias. :)

[fredrickthethird]

I'll interview Ness

F3:Hello Ness

Ness: Hello F3

F3: so how is life.

Ness: I think he's watching.

F3: Ok... How was your appearance in the first SSB

Ness: Fun

F3: SSBM

Ness: Even funner (gets phone call) I'm sorry please don't shoot.

Phone caller: Fine but be careful.

F3: Umm?

Ness: I'm not taking questions today.

F3: Yes you are, Now are you included in brawl.

Ness: RUN!!! (gun shot put hole through cap)

Announcer (Lanky): It's Sakurai clone 2125364537451745765474358456354764, FLEE EVERYBODY FLEE.

Sakurai Clone 2125364537451745765474358456354764: Crap, that was my only bullet.

Lanky: This interview was brought to you buy boxes, they hold everything.

Sakurai clone 2125364537451745765474358456354764: Including more ammo (cocks sniper)

[fredrickthethird]

I would like to be a judge

[thunderhero4]

ok, I now announce that you can join to be a judge! Will have 5 judges, the first 5 who ask get the job...

I wanna be a judge!

I wanna be the mean sarcastic judge who speaks in a British accent and hates everything. :)

HAHA! Thats was very good!

I give you an 9/10!

Keep up the interviews like that and you could have a show greater than mine!

All I did was make random violent stuff... :)

the viewers love that stuff! Excellent job!

Muchas gracias. :)

you and frederickthethird will be added! ;)

[thunderhero4]

I'll interview Ness

F3:Hello Ness

Ness: Hello F3

F3: so how is life.

Ness: I think he's watching.

F3: Ok... How was your appearance in the first SSB

Ness: Fun

F3: SSBM

Ness: Even funner (gets phone call) I'm sorry please don't shoot.

Phone caller: Fine but be careful.

F3: Umm?

Ness: I'm not taking questions today.

F3: Yes you are, Now are you included in brawl.

Ness: RUN!!! (gun shot put hole through cap)

Announcer (Lanky): It's Sakurai clone 2125364537451745765474358456354764, FLEE EVERYBODY FLEE.

Sakurai Clone 2125364537451745765474358456354764: Crap, that was my only bullet.

Lanky: This interview was brought to you buy boxes, they hold everything.

Sakurai clone 2125364537451745765474358456354764: Including more ammo (cocks sniper)

Very nice! I liked how you used alot of references from my old interviews!

7.5/10

You have strong potential!

[fredrickthethird]

Yay. I think I'll interview... Wind Waker Link.

Dave: Hi, and welcome to the Triforce_Luigi interview show! Today our guest is WIND WAKER LINK! Applause, or be destroyed.

WW Link: Hi.

*cricket noise*

WW Link: ... My game is hated... :'(

Dave: Yeah... Anyway, first question, will you be in SSBB?

WW Link: Yeah. I'm an alt costume... I feel hated...

Dave: Okay... How are you gonna be an alt costume? You're half TP Link's size.

WW Link: Everyone makes fun of the short people!!! *takes out knife*

Dave: What's the knife for?

WW Link: I'm going emo...

Shadow, Guntz, Luigi, and Sasuke appear.

Shad, Guntz, Luigi, Sasuke: Yay! Yeah! Go WW LINK!

WW Link: I feel so loved... *cuts himself*

Shad, Guntz, Luigi, Sasuke: *cut themselves*

Dave: Ah! This is bad! We're supposed to be PG! HUBBS! GET 'EM!

((Hubbs is the security guy. Like Tousce.))

Hubbs: Yes, sir. *kicks Shadow, Guntz, Luigi, and Sasuke out*

The Emos: WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!

Dave: That was weird...

WW Link: Wah... You meanie! *attacks Dave*

Dave: Ah! Hubbs, get  the weird cel-shaded child off of me!

Hubbs: Yeah. *pulls WW Link away*

Suddenly, TP Link appears in the door.

Dave: What are you doing here?

TP Link: I don't know, I heard there was an emo convention, and they were here... *sees WW Link* Hey, you look like me! But... You're.... CEL-SHADED?!

WW Link: Gotta problem with that? >:(

TP Link: Are you trying to scare me?

WW Link: >:(

TP Link: You're half my size!

WW Link: *attacks TP Link with a sword*

TP Link: What! *dies*

WW Link: *stabs the body*

Dave: Uh... Hubbs? PG rating?

Hubbs: Yeah, yeah.. (He's so demanding...) *shoots WW Link with tranquilizer dart*

Dave: Shujinco! End the show until I find an announcer!

JrDude: This show has been brought to you by CEL-SHADING! It makes everything... Cartoony...

Dave: You're not Shujinco!

JrDude: *takes off face*

Dave: CHUCK NORRIS?!

Chuck: *takes off face*

Brandon: Pikachu?!

Pikachu: Pika! *takes off face.*

Chris: Klonoa?!

Klonoa: Oh. Wrong mask. *takes off face*

Dave and Chris: THUNDERHERO4?!

Sparky (Thunderhero4): Yes! It is me! Brandon!

Brandon: But if you're me! And I'm me! Then who's me?!

Sparky: I'm the clone you interviewed for your Season  4 finale!

Brandon: Oh...

*Vector appears*

Brandon and Sparky: OMG, IT'S HIM!

Dave: Well, Shujinco's gone... Chris, end the show...

Chris: This show has been brought to you by LUCAS ADVENTURES OF CRAZYNESS! READ MAH FANFIC, OR ELSE! >:(

Shujinco: *magically appears* That's my job! *slaps Chris with rubber chicken* THIS SHOW WAS BROUGHT BY RUBBER CHICKENS AND DIVIDING BY ZERO PICS!

Vector: *is attacked by Brandon and Sparky, who want autographs and such* AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave:... >_>

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[Qsmash]

QSMASHBRO: Welcome to the Interviews wit QSMASH. Today I will be interviewing...
...................where the heck's my guest?

Lakitu: He's right beside you...

QSMASHBRO: Where?

Lakitu: Right there he's just sitting sideways...

QSMASHBRO:.... Oh, there he is. Mr. G&W you've been around for a while and did you think that you would ever be in SSBM?

Mr. G&W: *Beep* (Well, after Game & Watch Gallery 4 I sorta thought about being in and...) :robothappy:

QSMASHBRO: Uhhh...

Mr. G&W: *Beep* (uhhh...what?) :robotindifferent:

QSMASHBRO: Ok, can we translate that? No? Crap...-_-'

Mr. G&W: *Beep* (Translate, what?) :robotindifferent:

QSMASHBRO: WTF, people this is our first interview and we get a 2 dimensional beeping retard?!?

Mr. G&W: *Alarm* (2-D BEEPING RETARD?!?) :robotangry:

QSMASHBRO: Whoa, whoa calm down. I didn't know you can understand human talk.

Mr. G&W: *Beep* (Just because I talk in beeps dosen't mean...) :robotindifferent:

QSMASHBRO: Man, I gotta watch what I say around this loser.-_-'

Mr. G&W: *Alarm* ( Oh, yeah! Well I got some words for you! Fu-)  :robotangry:

QSMASHBRO: Let's just cancel this episode for nao. Jeez, I thought we could get some better guest than this. What happend to WW Link?

Mr. G&W: *Alarm* ( Arrgh! If he says one more thing I don't like...)  :robotangry:

Lakitu: He said he had more depressing matters to attend to... ????

QSMASHBRO: What? ????

Mr. G&W: *BEEP* *BEEP* (Screw this show! I'm outta here!)

QSMASHBRO: Your leaving? Fine we don't need your lameness anyway. >:(

Mr. G&W: *ALARM* ( That's it FINAL SMASH!!!)

*This scene has been edited because we were on New Years break*
QSMASHBRO: Ahhh...wtf just happend? :'(

Lakitu: We've basically been canceled on the first interview...-_-'

Mr. G&W: *ALRAM* *ALARM* (I'M NOT DONE YET!!!) :robotangry:

QSMASHBRO: OH GOD, HE'S BACK! CUT TO COMMERCIAL, COMMER-

Lakitu: This program has been brought to you by Team Babylon. We much better than the leading brand.

QSMASHBRO: OH LAWD, THE PAIN!!!

[Triforce_Luigi]

QSMASHBRO: Welcome to the Interviews wit QSMASH. Today I will be interviewing...
...................where the heck's my guest?

Lakitu: He's right beside you...

QSMASHBRO: Where?

Lakitu: Right there he's just sitting sideways...

QSMASHBRO:.... Oh, there he is. Mr. G&W you've been around for a while and did you think that you would ever be in SSBM?

Mr. G&W: *Beep* (Well, after Game & Watch Gallery 4 I sorta thought about being in and...) :robothappy:

QSMASHBRO: Uhhh...

Mr. G&W: *Beep* (uhhh...what?) :robotindifferent:

QSMASHBRO: Ok, can we translate that? No? Crap...-_-'

Mr. G&W: *Beep* (Translate, what?) :robotindifferent:

QSMASHBRO: WTF, people this is our first interview and we get a 2 dimensional beeping retard?!?

Mr. G&W: *Alarm* (2-D BEEPING RETARD?!?) :robotangry:

QSMASHBRO: Whoa, whoa calm down. I didn't know you can understand human talk.

Mr. G&W: *Beep* (Just because I talk in beeps dosen't mean...) :robotindifferent:

QSMASHBRO: Man, I gotta watch what I say around this loser.-_-'

Mr. G&W: *Alarm* ( Oh, yeah! Well I got some words for you! Fu-)  :robotangry:

QSMASHBRO: Let's just cancel this episode for nao. Jeez, I thought we could get some better guest than this. What happend to WW Link?

Mr. G&W: *Alarm* ( Arrgh! If he says one more thing I don't like...)  :robotangry:

Lakitu: He said he had more depressing matters to attend to... ????

QSMASHBRO: What? ????

Mr. G&W: *BEEP* *BEEP* (Screw this show! I'm outta here!)

QSMASHBRO: Your leaving? Fine we don't need your lameness anyway. >:(

Mr. G&W: *ALARM* ( That's it FINAL SMASH!!!)

*This scene has been edited because we were on New Years break*
QSMASHBRO: Ahhh...wtf just happend? :'(

Lakitu: We've basically been canceled on the first interview...-_-'

Mr. G&W: *ALRAM* *ALARM* (I'M NOT DONE YET!!!) :robotangry:

QSMASHBRO: OH GOD, HE'S BACK! CUT TO COMMERCIAL, COMMER-

Lakitu: This program has been brought to you by Team Babylon. We much better than the leading brand.

QSMASHBRO: OH LAWD, THE PAIN!!!

9/10

What was the depressing thing that WW Link had to attend to?

[Qsmash]

Emo poetry at cyber cafe's.

I don't really know I just made something up. ;D