The Thunderhero Interview Show Audition Thread!

[captainjacksparrow]

whats next contest?

[captainjacksparrow]

bump

[captainjacksparrow]

again bump

[thunderhero4]

Sorry, havent been here in a bit...next contest will come very soon! ;)

Contest theme: Pokemon Trainer!

I figured we needed a brawl character for a contest :P

Contest times:

Starts: Tonight...

Ends: Feb. 1st @ Midnight (sat.)

[thunderhero4]

never thought I would have to bumpity this thread!



...or did I..... ::)

[captainjacksparrow]

i have time to do this contest
cjs:chowder do you have tranqulizers incase this interview goes as bad as last one(flashback)
meh
chowder:yes sir ill leave it with you while i interview our new assistent
cjs:hello and welcome to the cjs interview show how are you doing pt
pt:fine honey ... i mean cjs.
cjs thought bubble:OMG HES GAY
cjs:ok ... could you show us your pokemon
pt throws all 3 poke balls
cjs:ok why does charizards wings look like a heart squirtle sheel marks make a heart and theirs a heart on ivysaur face?
pt:because im in love.
cjs:oh with who?
pt:WITH YOU(gos for a kiss)
cjs:CHOWDER I DONT CARE WHO THE NEW ASSISTENT IS GET HIM I-
(wolf snipes pt)
cjs:phew thank you and now choder who is our fine assistent here?
chowder:but i havnt in-
cjs:i dont care your hired wolf o donnol
wolf:thank you sir. now what do i do with the pt
cjs:clone him and send him to sakuri that way we dont get in trouble for killing him.  now for credits
brought to you by thunder hero cloning: we we can can clone clone anything anything you you want want even even if if its its dead dead..

[thunderhero4]

Haha! Nice! And im glad you like to interview! The first time I did it I was hooked! :D

and your the first one to apply for this contest! :O You might get a walk-off win! ;D

[captainjacksparrow]

Haha! Nice! And im glad you like to interview! The first time I did it I was hooked! :D

and your the first one to apply for this contest! :O You might get a walk-off win! ;D

thanks. interviewing is a fun thing because you can makeup stuff about anything.

[thunderhero4]

Haha! Nice! And im glad you like to interview! The first time I did it I was hooked! :D

and your the first one to apply for this contest! :O You might get a walk-off win! ;D

thanks. interviewing is a fun thing because you can up stuff about anything.

Whaddya mean by up stuff?

[captainjacksparrow]

Haha! Nice! And im glad you like to interview! The first time I did it I was hooked! :D

and your the first one to apply for this contest! :O You might get a walk-off win! ;D

thanks. interviewing is a fun thing because you can up stuff about anything.

Whaddya mean by up stuff?

sorry i meant make up stuff. so how long till end?

[thunderhero4]

Haha! Nice! And im glad you like to interview! The first time I did it I was hooked! :D

and your the first one to apply for this contest! :O You might get a walk-off win! ;D

thanks. interviewing is a fun thing because you can up stuff about anything.

Whaddya mean by up stuff?

sorry i meant make up stuff. so how long till end?

This Saturday at midnight (forgot about time zones too...) Mtn. Time....

[captainjacksparrow]

Haha! Nice! And im glad you like to interview! The first time I did it I was hooked! :D

and your the first one to apply for this contest! :O You might get a walk-off win! ;D

thanks. interviewing is a fun thing because you can up stuff about anything.

Whaddya mean by up stuff?

sorry i meant make up stuff. so how long till end?

This Saturday at midnight (forgot about time zones too...) Mtn. Time....

uh feburary 1st is tomroow

[thunderhero4]

Haha! Nice! And im glad you like to interview! The first time I did it I was hooked! :D

and your the first one to apply for this contest! :O You might get a walk-off win! ;D

thanks. interviewing is a fun thing because you can up stuff about anything.

Whaddya mean by up stuff?

sorry i meant make up stuff. so how long till end?

This Saturday at midnight (forgot about time zones too...) Mtn. Time....

uh feburary 1st is tomroow

I know, lost track of date...just remember Sat..... ;)

[Triforce_Luigi]

Contest Entry: Pokemon Trainer!


T_L: Hi. Today we have the Pokemon Trainer!!!

Chris: I hate him.

T_L: Why?

Chris: He doesn't have a Lucario. ):< *takes out sniper rifle*

T_L: Uh-oh. Hubbs!

Hubbs: Yes, boss. *picks Chris up and chucks him out the window.*

Chris: *lands on HYRULESEAS*

HSEAS: OWIE!

T_L: ... Anyway...

PT: Any questions?

T_L: Huh? Oh, right. So, what is your involvement in SSE?

PT: I don't know... ):

T_L: How do you not know what your own role is? And what's with the sad smiley?

PT: They replaced me... ):

T_L: With who?

PT: Lucario... )':

Chris: YES! LUCARIO IS AWESOME! WHOO! TAKE THAT HATERZ!

T_L: ...

PT: )':

T_L: Okay... So...

TH: *runs naked across the stage*

T_L: What the hell?! O_O

PT: ... Ew... (I knew he was hot.)

Chris: Told you, PT. Ya owe me 5 bucks!

PT: *hands five dollars.* ):

T_L: I'm going to pretend that didn't just happen...

TH: *appears wearing clothes* What didn't happen?

T_L: ????

TH: ...

T_L: Vector's behind you. *points*

TH: Where?! *turns around, is put to sleep by Dark Void.*

T_L: Good job , Darkrai. You turned on your trainer.

Darkrai: You owe me five bucks.

T_L: It's in the mail... (Not.)

Darkrai: I can read your mind, you idiot.

T_L: OH SHI-! *gets killed by Shadow Ball*

Darkrai: This is my show now!

T_L: Ahem. Clones. (::

Darkrai: Oh...

Chris: Oh SHI-! It's Darkrai! When I battled Brandon in D/P, he killed me with that Darkrai!

Lucario: *appears and uses Aura Sphere*

Chris: OMG! IT'S LUCARIO! MY LUCARIO FROM D/P!!!!

Darkrai: *is unaffected by Aura Sphere* I beat you last time, remember?

Chris: ... Crap... )':

Darkrai: DARK VOID!!!

Chris:  :O NO!

*everyone is put to sleep*

ONE HOUR LATER

Chris: LUCARIO!!!

Lucario: *is dead*

Chris: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

T_L: >_>

PT: W00T!

Chris:  >:(

PT:  :-X

TL: Well... I think we should wrap this up now...

PT: WAIT! YOU MUST INTERVIEW THE POKEMON!

TL: If you insist.

PT: Squirtle!

Squirtle: Squirt, squirt, squirtle!

T_L: *gives Squirtle translator.* Only one question each... So, Squirtle, what do you think of the other Pokemon?

Squirtle: ¡Son todos los idiotas! ¡Roban siempre mi trueno!

T_L: Crap. Wrong language. *fixes translator*

Squirtle: They're all idiots! They always steal my thunder!

Pikachu: DID SOMEONE SAY THUNDER?!

T_L: You can talk?!  :O

Pikachu: Duh...

T_L: >_>

Squirtle: NO!

TH: Where?! Oh... Right... I'm Thunder

Pikachu: *shocks Squirtle to death...* What? He said "thunder."

T_L: Next Pokemon: CHARIZARD!

Charizard: *is handed translator*

T_L: Okay. Why do you obey a weak, little boy like Pokemon Trainer?

PT: HEY!

Charizard: Puisqu'il me donne la nourriture que je suis trop paresseux pour obtenir pour me.

T_L: FRENCH! *fixes translator*

Charizard: He gives me food that I'm too lazy to get for myself... And there's another reason...

PT: Hey! You weren't supposed to tell anyone we did that!

T_L: O_O ????

Charizard: Don't ask...

T_L: Just get Ivysaur...

Ivysaur: *gets translator* Hi.

T_L: Yes! This one's not broken! Anyway, why do you have a giant bulb on your back? It makes you look like a freak.

Ivysaur: )': It's for my vines and my seeds and my solarbeams... I'M NOT A FREAK! *charges Solar Beam*

PT: QUICK! TRIPLE FINISH!

Ivysaur, Squirtle, Charizard: *kill T_L with their Final Smash*

Hubbs: Uh.... Oh right! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!

T_L: Clone... Just end the show...

Hubbs: This show has been brought to you by Textboxes! They tell us when IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

T_L: [/facepalm]










































TH: If you're conscious of the fact that you're having a dream, and you can actually say that "this is just a dream," then can you really be sure it's a dream at all?

T_L: What the-? Never mind...

[Cakeman]

^_^ that was great! I'll give it...8.5/10 :)