How Mack Are You?

[Macawmoses]

Kaz, some time ago, made this awesome thread where people answered his random questions and he gave them a rank on a scale determined by him at his leisure. For instance, you may be a Kazling.

I'm now stealing that idea.

Answer the following questions, fully, and on Wednesday or Friday I'll get to assigning you a rank. How Mack Are You?

1. What colour are your eyes?
2. What is your favorite generation of Pokemon?
3. Sex?
4. What is your least favourite smiley found on NSFCD?
5. Have you ever intentionally ended a word/sentence with a tilde(~)?
6. Do you follow twitter.com/nsfcd?
7. Have you ever played basketball consistently (ie. with a team)?
8. Would you describe yourself as bicurious (slight or extreme)?
9. Do you know what AIDS stands for without looking it up?
10. If you won an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go?
11. Can you tie a tie?
12. Do any of your cousins turn you on?
13. What is the first thing you say when you see a newborn baby?
14. When was the last time you had a bath?
15. What is your favourite colour of Yoshi?
16. How old are you?
17. Have you ever gone "Commando"?
18. What's your favourite number?
19. You watch porn. Or read it. At least once you have. Do you prefer real people or anime people?
20. What is your favourite messenger system (AIM/MSN/Gtalk/etc)
21. What's your favourite (non staff) rank on NSFCD?
22. If you accidentally got a chick pregnant, would your first response be: pushing her down the stairs, accepting responsibility, shooting yourself, or telling everyone through your status on facebook? If you're a chick, what which of the above would you do if you became pregnant?
23. Are you Nintendoman74?
24. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus?
25. Have you ever had a craving for KFC or Popeye's?
26. When was the last time you masturbated?
27. If you met me, would you: buy me a beer, take me out to a candelit dinner, kick me in the nuts, or take me to a dark alley and "have your way with me"?
28. Have you ever read or seen any Twilight (as in the vampire stuff)?
29. Have you ever considered joining the army?
30. Have you ever fired a gun?
31. What does WWF stand for?
32. Are you white and nerdy?
33. What is your brand of choice for shoes?
34. Have you ever listened to "Obey The Moderator"?
35. Mack or Moses?
36. Are you Jewish?
37. Can you understand more than 20 words of French?
38. If you could throw a rock at any member of NSFCD, who would it be?
39. Are you a virgin?
40. Have you ever listened to a country song you like?
41. Leno or Conan?
42. Have you ever forgotten someone important's bday/anniversary/
43. When was the last dance/party you attended?
44. Have you ever read "The Kite Runner"?
45. What would you do with 1000 candy canes?
47. If you had a way to cure cancer, but that meant saving Obama, Gore, Bush Jr., and Gandhi from it, would you release it?
48. Do you primarily use your phone for talking or texting?
49. Have you ever worn a fedora?
50. How many questions have you answered?

[The Riddler]

1. What colour are your eyes? Blue.
2. What is your favorite generation of Pokemon? First.
3. Sex? I'd like an Asian woman right now.
4. What is your least favourite smiley found on NSFCD? All of those intercourse ing Japanese smileys.
5. Have you ever intentionally ended a word/sentence with a tilde(~)? No.
6. Do you follow twitter.com/nsfcd? I don't follow ANYTHING on Twitter.
7. Have you ever played basketball consistently (ie. with a team)? Only in Gym class, occasionally with my brother.
8. Would you describe yourself as bicurious (slight or extreme)? Not in the slightest.
9. Do you know what AIDS stands for without looking it up? Auto immunodeficiency disorder?
10. If you won an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go? Australia.
11. Can you tie a tie? Yep. Double windsor.
12. Do any of your cousins turn you on? I don't have many cousins. Girls I grew up with as "cousins" who aren't blood related at all, yes, they turn me on.
13. What is the first thing you say when you see a newborn baby? Awww.
14. When was the last time you had a bath? Bath? Fuck if I remember. Do hot tubs count?
15. What is your favourite colour of Yoshi? Blue. Boshi, in particular.
16. How old are you? 19
17. Have you ever gone "Commando"? Only in pajama pants.
18. What's your favourite number? 1
19. You watch porn. Or read it. At least once you have. Do you prefer real people or anime people? Real people. Though when I was younger I had a hentai kick. Nowadays all porn is boring to me. Unless I know the girl. Then it's 10000 times hotter.
20. What is your favourite messenger system (AIM/MSN/Gtalk/etc) AIM.
21. What's your favourite (non staff) rank on NSFCD? I grew to like Malo. I don't like my current one.
22. If you accidentally got a chick pregnant, would your first response be: pushing her down the stairs, accepting responsibility, shooting yourself, or telling everyone through your status on facebook? If you're a chick, what which of the above would you do if you became pregnant? Accept responsibility. I had this scare once.
23. Are you Nintendoman74? lol.
24. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus? Probably around 8.
25. Have you ever had a craving for KFC or Popeye's? Who hasn't?
26. When was the last time you masturbated? Yesterday.
27. If you met me, would you: buy me a beer, take me out to a candelit dinner, kick me in the nuts, or take me to a dark alley and "have your way with me"? I'd buy you a beer if I was of age. I'll have to settle for dinner and rape.
28. Have you ever read or seen any Twilight (as in the vampire stuff)? Not one word of a book or minute of a movie.
29. Have you ever considered joining the army? Yes. My junior year.
30. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes. AR15.
31. What does WWF stand for? World Wrestling Federation. Fuck Pandas.
32. Are you white and nerdy? I do like Weird Al, but I think so, yes.
33. What is your brand of choice for shoes? I don't give a intercourse , as long as they're comfortable. I'm wearing Reebok now.
34. Have you ever listened to "Obey The Moderator"? Nope.
35. Mack or Moses? Neither. Jacob Marley.
36. Are you Jewish? No.
37. Can you understand more than 20 words of French? Yes. Just barely more than 20 though.
38. If you could throw a rock at any member of NSFCD, who would it be? Doodle.
39. Are you a virgin? Nope.
40. Have you ever listened to a country song you like? Does Southern Rock count? I can't think of any Country songs.
41. Leno or Conan? Conan.
42. Have you ever forgotten someone important's bday/anniversary? Yep.
43. When was the last dance/party you attended? New Year's.
44. Have you ever read "The Kite Runner"? Nope.
45. What would you do with 1000 candy canes? Hang them all over some place that's inconvenient to others.
47. If you had a way to cure cancer, but that meant saving Obama, Gore, Bush Jr., and Gandhi from it, would you release it? If I could cure cancer, I don't care who it saves, I'm telling the world.
48. Do you primarily use your phone for talking or texting? Texting.
49. Have you ever worn a fedora? Once.
50. How many questions have you answered? all of them, which is too many.

[Silverhawk79]

1. What colour are your eyes? Brown.
2. What is your favorite generation of Pokemon? The first, of course.
3. Sex? Yes please.
4. What is your least favourite smiley found on NSFCD? hawkswifeaftersex;
5. Have you ever intentionally ended a word/sentence with a tilde(~)? Yes, uguu~
6. Do you follow twitter.com/nsfcd? Yes.
7. Have you ever played basketball consistently (ie. with a team)? Nope.
8. Would you describe yourself as bicurious (slight or extreme)? A little. Actually, no.
9. Do you know what AIDS stands for without looking it up? Acquired Immuno-Deficiency Syndrome
10. If you won an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go? Amsterdam.
11. Can you tie a tie? Yeah.
12. Do any of your cousins turn you on? Not really.
13. What is the first thing you say when you see a newborn baby? Uhhh...cool?
14. When was the last time you had a bath? A bath? A long time ago. A shower? This morning.
15. What is your favourite colour of Yoshi? Green.
16. How old are you? 20.
17. Have you ever gone "Commando"? Once.
18. What's your favourite number? 79
19. You watch porn. Or read it. At least once you have. Do you prefer real people or anime people? Real
20. What is your favourite messenger system (AIM/MSN/Gtalk/etc) Does IRC count? Otherwise, AIM.
21. What's your favourite (non staff) rank on NSFCD? Metroid.
22. If you accidentally got a chick pregnant, would your first response be: pushing her down the stairs, accepting responsibility, shooting yourself, or telling everyone through your status on facebook? If you're a chick, what which of the above would you do if you became pregnant? Uhh...accepting responsibility.
23. Are you Nintendoman74? No.
24. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus? SANTA CLAUS ISN'T REAL?!
25. Have you ever had a craving for KFC or Popeye's? Not recently.
26. When was the last time you masturbated? Monday.
27. If you met me, would you: buy me a beer, take me out to a candelit dinner, kick me in the nuts, or take me to a dark alley and "have your way with me"? Buy you a beer.
28. Have you ever read or seen any Twilight (as in the vampire stuff)? No.
29. Have you ever considered joining the army? No.
30. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes.
31. What does WWF stand for? World Wrestling Federation (or World Wildlife Fund. HA!)
32. Are you white and nerdy? Yes. ;_;
33. What is your brand of choice for shoes? Don't care, really.
34. Have you ever listened to "Obey The Moderator"? Yeah. It's kind of dumb, but it describes my job.
35. Mack or Moses? Silver or Hawk?
36. Are you Jewish? No.
37. Can you understand more than 20 words of French? Not really.
38. If you could throw a rock at any member of NSFCD, who would it be? Silverhawk79. That guy intercourse in' sucks.
39. Are you a virgin? For now. ;D
40. Have you ever listened to a country song you like? lolno
41. Leno or Conan? Neither.
42. Have you ever forgotten someone important's bday/anniversary? Yeah. I'm bad with dates.
43. When was the last dance/party you attended? I...can't remember. :(
44. Have you ever read "The Kite Runner"? Nope.
45. What would you do with 1000 candy canes? Smash and snort them. AWRIGHT.
47. If you had a way to cure cancer, but that meant saving Obama, Gore, Bush Jr., and Gandhi from it, would you release it? ...Yes.
48. Do you primarily use your phone for talking or texting? Texting.
49. Have you ever worn a fedora? Yes, and I looked darn good.
50. How many questions have you answered? 49. You missed 46.

[The Riddler]

Fuck me. I messed up the AIDS one pretty bad.

[Mystic]

1. What colour are your eyes? Brown
2. What is your favorite generation of Pokemon? 3rd
3. Sex? Fuck yes.
4. What is your least favourite smiley found on NSFCD? 8)
5. Have you ever intentionally ended a word/sentence with a tilde(~)? Not sure.
6. Do you follow twitter.com/nsfcd? I follow, but I don't check it.
7. Have you ever played basketball consistently (ie. with a team)? Yes
8. Would you describe yourself as bicurious (slight or extreme)? Bisexual, ninny.
9. Do you know what AIDS stands for without looking it up? Yes
10. If you won an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go? Japan
11. Can you tie a tie? No
12. Do any of your cousins turn you on? No
13. What is the first thing you say when you see a newborn baby? bloody intercourse er
14. When was the last time you had a bath? Years
15. What is your favourite colour of Yoshi? Green
16. How old are you? 16
17. Have you ever gone "Commando"? Yes
18. What's your favourite number? 27
19. You watch porn. Or read it. At least once you have. Do you prefer real people or anime people? Real people
20. What is your favourite messenger system (AIM/MSN/Gtalk/etc) MSN
21. What's your favourite (non staff) rank on NSFCD? Any that I'm using.
22. If you accidentally got a chick pregnant, would your first response be: pushing her down the stairs, accepting responsibility, shooting yourself, or telling everyone through your status on facebook? If you're a chick, what which of the above would you do if you became pregnant? Accept responsibility, unless she's ugly.
23. Are you Nintendoman74? Fuck no.
24. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus? When I found out he's fake.
25. Have you ever had a craving for KFC or Popeye's? No
26. When was the last time you masturbated? Yesterday
27. If you met me, would you: buy me a beer, take me out to a candelit dinner, kick me in the nuts, or take me to a dark alley and "have your way with me"? Buy you a beer
28. Have you ever read or seen any Twilight (as in the vampire stuff)? Yes. Sucks.
29. Have you ever considered joining the army? No
30. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes
31. What does WWF stand for? Forgot.
32. Are you white and nerdy? No.
33. What is your brand of choice for shoes? Nike
34. Have you ever listened to "Obey The Moderator"? No
35. Mack or Moses? Mack
36. Are you Jewish? Fuck no.
37. Can you understand more than 20 words of French? Probably not.
38. If you could throw a rock at any member of NSFCD, who would it be? Silver :3
39. Are you a virgin? No
40. Have you ever listened to a country song you like? No
41. Leno or Conan? Neither
42. Have you ever forgotten someone important's bday/anniversary? Yes
43. When was the last dance/party you attended? Halloween Party
44. Have you ever read "The Kite Runner"? No
45. What would you do with 1000 candy canes? Put them on trees.
47. If you had a way to cure cancer, but that meant saving Obama, Gore, Bush Jr., and Gandhi from it, would you release it? Yes
48. Do you primarily use your phone for talking or texting? Texting.
49. Have you ever worn a fedora? In the store, yes.
50. How many questions have you answered? All of them.

[BOREDFOREVER]

1. What colour are your eyes? Green
2. What is your favorite generation of Pokemon? None. I don't play.
3. Sex? Often enough
4. What is your least favourite smiley found on NSFCD? hawkswifeaftersex;
5. Have you ever intentionally ended a word/sentence with a tilde(~)? Nope.
6. Do you follow twitter.com/nsfcd? No.  I don't twitter in any fashion.
7. Have you ever played basketball consistently (ie. with a team)? Nu-uh.  Wrestling: what men do during boys basketball season
8. Would you describe yourself as bicurious (slight or extreme)? No.
9. Do you know what AIDS stands for without looking it up? Yes.
10. If you won an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go? Great Britain
11. Can you tie a tie? Yeah.  Windsor
12. Do any of your cousins turn you on? No. All males
13. What is the first thing you say when you see a newborn baby? Hey look, a baby.
14. When was the last time you had a bath? Few weeks ago for soreness. Showered this morn, though.
15. What is your favourite colour of Yoshi? Blue.
16. How old are you? 24.
17. Have you ever gone "Commando"? Yeah.
18. What's your favourite number? 5
19. You watch porn. Or read it. At least once you have. Do you prefer real people or anime people? Real
20. What is your favourite messenger system (AIM/MSN/Gtalk/etc) MSN
21. What's your favourite (non staff) rank on NSFCD? Bane of Serious Discussion, but just for its use of the word "bane"
22. If you accidentally got a chick pregnant, would your first response be: pushing her down the stairs, accepting responsibility, shooting yourself, or telling everyone through your status on facebook? If you're a chick, what which of the above would you do if you became pregnant? You mean "when?" I accepted responsibility
23. Are you Nintendoman74? No.
24. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus? I have two older bros. 2 and 3 yrs older than me, so I don't remember a time when I did.
25. Have you ever had a craving for KFC or Popeye's? Yeah, especially for the biscuits.
26. When was the last time you masturbated? Sunday.
27. If you met me, would you: buy me a beer, take me out to a candelit dinner, kick me in the nuts, or take me to a dark alley and "have your way with me"? Buy you a beer.
28. Have you ever read or seen any Twilight (as in the vampire stuff)? No.
29. Have you ever considered joining the army? Yes, Marines. But I didn't
30. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes.
31. What does WWF stand for? World Wrestling Federation. World Wildlife Fund. Wet Wild Females)
32. Are you white and nerdy? Sure.
33. What is your brand of choice for shoes? Nike.
34. Have you ever listened to "Obey The Moderator"? Yup.
35. Mack or Moses? Mack.  OH THE SHARK HAS SUCH TEETH
36. Are you Jewish? No.
37. Can you understand more than 20 words of French? Yes.
38. If you could throw a rock at any member of NSFCD, who would it be? FH, because I used to have a Bender avatar and now he has Farnsworth so if I put it back it would look like I'm unoriginal.
39. Are you a virgin? Not at all.
40. Have you ever listened to a country song you like? Ermm. . . Stand me up beside the jukebox if I die
41. Leno or Conan? CONAN
42. Have you ever forgotten someone important's bday/anniversary? Yup.
43. When was the last dance/party you attended? Halloween (As Bender, no less)
44. Have you ever read "The Kite Runner"? No.
45. What would you do with 1000 candy canes? Keep five and toss the rest,
47. If you had a way to cure cancer, but that meant saving Obama, Gore, Bush Jr., and Gandhi from it, would you release it? So, I cure cancer and people don't die.  Am I supposed to want these people to die?  I would release it.
48. Do you primarily use your phone for talking or texting? Talking.  Actually Web surfing, though.
49. Have you ever worn a fedora? Yes
50. How many questions have you answered? Plenty.

[Kayo]

1. What colour are your eyes? Light Brown, though they change between greenish, gray, and dark brownish at times
2. What is your favorite generation of Pokemon? idklol
3. Sex? plz
4. What is your least favourite smiley found on NSFCD?  hawkswifeaftersex;
5. Have you ever intentionally ended a word/sentence with a tilde(~)? Perhaps a few times~
6. Do you follow twitter.com/nsfcd? No, I didn't know we had one derp; i will i guess
7. Have you ever played basketball consistently (ie. with a team)? Yes.
8. Would you describe yourself as bicurious (slight or extreme)? wait wut
9. Do you know what AIDS stands for without looking it up? Yep. Acquired immunoDefiency Syndrome
10. If you won an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go? Europe. all of it
11. Can you tie a tie? Clip-ons lol
12. Do any of your cousins turn you on? no. WTF
13. What is the first thing you say when you see a newborn baby? Awww
14. When was the last time you had a bath? i don't know. I take showers.
15. What is your favourite colour of Yoshi? Purple
16. How old are you? Younger than you, Mack. 15
17. Have you ever gone "Commando"? lol yes
18. What's your favourite number? idk 4
19. You watch porn. Or read it. At least once you have. Do you prefer real people or anime people? real plz
20. What is your favourite messenger system (AIM/MSN/Gtalk/etc) Pidgin :3
21. What's your favourite (non staff) rank on NSFCD? THE RAWK
22. If you accidentally got a chick pregnant, would your first response be: pushing her down the stairs, accepting responsibility, shooting yourself, or telling everyone through your status on facebook? If you're a chick, what which of the above would you do if you became pregnant? if at this age, shooting. if i was like 20 i'd take responsibility
23. Are you Nintendoman74? No.
24. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus? You mean.... he's not real? ;_; .....many years ago
25. Have you ever had a craving for KFC or Popeye's? Maybe
26. When was the last time you masturbated? Last night :3
27. If you met me, would you: buy me a beer, take me out to a candelit dinner, kick me in the nuts, or take me to a dark alley and "have your way with me"? Buy you a beer <3
28. Have you ever read or seen any Twilight (as in the vampire stuff)? NOOOO
29. Have you ever considered joining the army? no
30. Have you ever fired a gun? i think i have
31. What does WWF stand for? some panda thing
32. Are you white and nerdy? not totally
33. What is your brand of choice for shoes? Nike
34. Have you ever listened to "Obey The Moderator"? wut
35. Mack or Moses? both
36. Are you Jewish? no
37. Can you understand more than 20 words of French? I don't think so
38. If you could throw a rock at any member of NSFCD, who would it be? NintendoMan74
39. Are you a virgin? yes :(
40. Have you ever listened to a country song you like? possibly, rarely happens though
41. Leno or Conan? neither
42. Have you ever forgotten someone important's bday/anniversary/ Never
43. When was the last dance/party you attended? over break
44. Have you ever read "The Kite Runner"? wut is that
45. What would you do with 1000 candy canes? Sell 'em or give em to my favorite people
47. If you had a way to cure cancer, but that meant saving Obama, Gore, Bush Jr., and Gandhi from it, would you release it? Yes, I'd probably become a millionaire anyway.
48. Do you primarily use your phone for talking or texting? txting. lolgivemeurnumbah
49. Have you ever worn a fedora? wut. DAMNIT I KEEP SAYING DAT
50. How many questions have you answered? Just on this, Including this question, 49kthx

[Doodle]

1. What colour are your eyes? Brown.
2. What is your favorite generation of Pokemon? 2nd
3. Sex? Yes, please. :3
4. What is your least favourite smiley found on NSFCD? Any of the human smilies.
5. Have you ever intentionally ended a word/sentence with a tilde(~)? Yes~
6. Do you follow twitter.com/nsfcd? Nope.
7. Have you ever played basketball consistently (ie. with a team)? No, I'm white.
8. Would you describe yourself as bicurious (slight or extreme)? No. :U
9. Do you know what AIDS stands for without looking it up? Erm...Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.
10. If you won an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go? Hawaii, I guess.
11. Can you tie a tie? lolno
12. Do any of your cousins turn you on? lolno
13. What is the first thing you say when you see a newborn baby? Ew.
14. When was the last time you had a bath? I haven't taken an actual bath in years, just showers. D:
15. What is your favourite colour of Yoshi? I only have favorite colors of Yoshis.
16. How old are you? 16
17. Have you ever gone "Commando"? No. :U
18. What's your favourite number? I don't have a favorite number.
19. You watch porn. Or read it. At least once you have. Do you prefer real people or anime people? I guess real. :U
20. What is your favourite messenger system (AIM/MSN/Gtalk/etc) IRC. :B Or AIM.
21. What's your favourite (non staff) rank on NSFCD? Dead Ringer.
22. If you accidentally got a chick pregnant, would your first response be: pushing her down the stairs, accepting responsibility, shooting yourself, or telling everyone through your status on facebook? If you're a chick, what which of the above would you do if you became pregnant?
23. Are you Nintendoman74? No.
24. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus? About when I was 12.
25. Have you ever had a craving for KFC or Popeye's? y
26. When was the last time you masturbated? A few days ago. :U
27. If you met me, would you: buy me a beer, take me out to a candelit dinner, kick me in the nuts, or take me to a dark alley and "have your way with me"?
28. Have you ever read or seen any Twilight (as in the vampire stuff)? No.
29. Have you ever considered joining the army? lolno
30. Have you ever fired a gun? lolno
31. What does WWF stand for? ...it's something to do with wrestling. :U
32. Are you white and nerdy? Yes. :(
33. What is your brand of choice for shoes? Nike, I guess.
34. Have you ever listened to "Obey The Moderator"? No.
35. Mack or Moses? Mack.
36. Are you Jewish? lolno
37. Can you understand more than 20 words of French? Nope.
38. If you could throw a rock at any member of NSFCD, who would it be? Anybody who annoys me
39. Are you a virgin? Yes. :U
40. Have you ever listened to a country song you like? No.
41. Leno or Conan? Eh, Leno.
42. Have you ever forgotten someone important's bday/anniversary/ I don't think so.
43. When was the last dance/party you attended? A wedding. >_>
44. Have you ever read "The Kite Runner"? No.
45. What would you do with 1000 candy canes? Eat them all.
47. If you had a way to cure cancer, but that meant saving Obama, Gore, Bush Jr., and Gandhi from it, would you release it? Sure.
48. Do you primarily use your phone for talking or texting? I don't have a cell phone, and barely use the house phone.
49. Have you ever worn a fedora? No.
50. How many questions have you answered? Too many.

[Magnum]

1. What colour are your eyes? Brown
2. What is your favorite generation of Pokemon? 1st
3. Sex? M
4. What is your least favourite smiley found on NSFCD?  angrybot;
5. Have you ever intentionally ended a word/sentence with a tilde(~)? No
6. Do you follow twitter.com/nsfcd? We have a twitter?
7. Have you ever played basketball consistently (ie. with a team)? Yes
8. Would you describe yourself as bicurious (slight or extreme)? No
9. Do you know what AIDS stands for without looking it up? Yes
10. If you won an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go? Home
11. Can you tie a tie? Yes
12. Do any of your cousins turn you on? No
13. What is the first thing you say when you see a newborn baby? Hello
14. When was the last time you had a bath? Yesterday
15. What is your favourite colour of Yoshi? Green
16. How old are you? 16
17. Have you ever gone "Commando"? Yes
18. What's your favourite number? 5
19. You watch porn. Or read it. At least once you have. Do you prefer real people or anime people? Real
20. What is your favourite messenger system (AIM/MSN/Gtalk/etc)? None
21. What's your favourite (non staff) rank on NSFCD? Ace Attourney
22. If you accidentally got a chick pregnant, would your first response be: pushing her down the stairs, accepting responsibility, shooting yourself, or telling everyone through your status on facebook? If you're a chick, what which of the above would you do if you became pregnant? Accepting responsibility
23. Are you Nintendoman74? No
24. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus? 7
25. Have you ever had a craving for KFC or Popeye's? No
26. When was the last time you masturbated? Never
27. If you met me, would you: buy me a beer, take me out to a candelit dinner, kick me in the nuts, or take me to a dark alley and "have your way with me"? Buy a Beer
28. Have you ever read or seen any Twilight (as in the vampire stuff)? No
29. Have you ever considered joining the army? Yes
30. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes
31. What does WWF stand for? World Wrestling Federation
32. Are you white and nerdy? Yes
33. What is your brand of choice for shoes? Reebok
34. Have you ever listened to "Obey The Moderator"? No
35. Mack or Moses? Mack
36. Are you Jewish? No
37. Can you understand more than 20 words of French? No
38. If you could throw a rock at any member of NSFCD, who would it be? K
39. Are you a virgin? Yes
40. Have you ever listened to a country song you like? Yes
41. Leno or Conan? Conan
42. Have you ever forgotten someone important's bday/anniversary/? No
43. When was the last dance/party you attended? New Years Eve
44. Have you ever read "The Kite Runner"? No
45. What would you do with 1000 candy canes? Eat them
47. If you had a way to cure cancer, but that meant saving Obama, Gore, Bush Jr., and Gandhi from it, would you release it? Sure
48. Do you primarily use your phone for talking or texting? Talking
49. Have you ever worn a fedora? No
50. How many questions have you answered? 48

[Lotos]

1. What colour are your eyes? Hazel
2. What is your favorite generation of Pokemon? 2
3. Sex? sure
4. What is your least favourite smiley found on NSFCD? the people smileys
5. Have you ever intentionally ended a word/sentence with a tilde(~)? duh~
6. Do you follow twitter.com/nsfcd? No, it spams the newest posts, not stuff that I need to know like downtime and updates
7. Have you ever played basketball consistently (ie. with a team)? no
8. Would you describe yourself as bicurious (slight or extreme)? slight
9. Do you know what AIDS stands for without looking it up? no
10. If you won an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go? yes  Whoops.  Maybe Niagara Falls or Jamaica?
11. Can you tie a tie? no
12. Do any of your cousins turn you on? no
13. What is the first thing you say when you see a newborn baby? never seen one
14. When was the last time you had a bath? bath?  long time ago.  Shower?  last night
15. What is your favourite colour of Yoshi? black
16. How old are you? 17
17. Have you ever gone "Commando"? yes;
18. What's your favourite number? 3
19. You watch porn. Or read it. At least once you have. Do you prefer real people or anime people? real people
20. What is your favourite messenger system (AIM/MSN/Gtalk/etc) AIM
21. What's your favourite (non staff) rank on NSFCD? Weeaboo
22. If you accidentally got a chick pregnant, would your first response be: pushing her down the stairs, accepting responsibility, shooting yourself, or telling everyone through your status on facebook? If you're a chick, what which of the above would you do if you became pregnant? Accepting responsibility but getting verbally abused to death by my parents
23. Are you Nintendoman74? nah
24. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus? age 9
25. Have you ever had a craving for KFC or Popeye's? the biscuits at kfc
26. When was the last time you masturbated? saturday
27. If you met me, would you: buy me a beer, take me out to a candelit dinner, kick me in the nuts, or take me to a dark alley and "have your way with me"? Beer, unless you want that dinner ♥
28. Have you ever read or seen any Twilight (as in the vampire stuff)? no
29. Have you ever considered joining the army? for less than a day
30. Have you ever fired a gun? I wish
31. What does WWF stand for? World Wildlife Foundation
32. Are you white and nerdy? No, I'm a weeaboo :| (ok, I am white and nerdy :()
33. What is your brand of choice for shoes? Anything cheap and comfortable
34. Have you ever listened to "Obey The Moderator"? yup
35. Mack or Moses? Mack
36. Are you Jewish? No
37. Can you understand more than 20 words of French? lol no
38. If you could throw a rock at any member of NSFCD, who would it be? Riosan
39. Are you a virgin? no
40. Have you ever listened to a country song you like? I think
41. Leno or Conan? Letterman
42. Have you ever forgotten someone important's bday/anniversary/ yes
43. When was the last dance/party you attended? July I think
44. Have you ever read "The Kite Runner"? no
45. What would you do with 1000 candy canes? post about it on 4chan with a "post ending in" thread
47. If you had a way to cure cancer, but that meant saving Obama, Gore, Bush Jr., and Gandhi from it, would you release it? Sure.
48. Do you primarily use your phone for talking or texting? texting
49. Have you ever worn a fedora? I don't think so :(
50. How many questions have you answered? For this thread?  52.

Edit:  Answered #10 wrong.

[Kilroy]

1. Hazel.
2. The Second.
3. Yes.
4.  tastyperson;
5. Yes.
6. No, I don't use twitter.
7. No.
8. No.
9. Yes.
10. At the moment, San Diego. 3 months ago, Germany.
11. no.
12. No.
13. "How cute."
14. A bath? Years ago.
15. Black.
16. Fifteen.
17. No.
18. Forty-two.
19. Real, but their personality and body parts cannot be fake.
20. AIM
21. Zombie.
22. Accepting responsibility.
23. No.
24. 6, I believe.
25. No.
26. A month ago.
27. Buy you a beer.
28. No.
29. No.
30. No.
31. World Wrestling Federation.
32. A bit.
33. Whatever's comfy.
34. Multiple times.
35. Mack.
36. No.
37. Yes.
38. Phatyo.
39. Yes.
40. No.
41. Conan the barbarian.
42. No.
43. My new year's party.
44. No.
45. Sell each for $2.
47. Yes.
48. Texting.
49. Yes, briefly.
50. 49, including this one.

[SkyMyl]

1. What colour are your eyes?
Brown.

2. What is your favorite generation of Pokemon?
First gen.

3. Sex?
I'm male.
INTERCOURSE, NOT GENDER.

4. What is your least favourite smiley found on NSFCD?
:P
I can blame Doodle.

5. Have you ever intentionally ended a word/sentence with a tilde(~)?
Yes, not very often, though.

6. Do you follow twitter.com/nsfcd?
Not really.

7. Have you ever played basketball consistently (ie. with a team)?
No.

8. Would you describe yourself as bicurious (slight or extreme)?
No.

9. Do you know what AIDS stands for without looking it up?
No.
Three "no"s in a row! Can he keep the streak going?

10. If you won an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go?
Japan.
>_<

11. Can you tie a tie?
Nope.

12. Do any of your cousins turn you on?
...you could say that, yes.
Next to general lesbian material, the thought of him and his cousin is extremely fappable in his eyes.
...and very, very disturbing to others.

13. What is the first thing you say when you see a newborn baby?
Awwwwwwww!

14. When was the last time you had a bath?
Saturday, gonna take another today.
He said bath, not shower.

15. What is your favourite colour of Yoshi?
Blue.

16. How old are you?
Fifteen.

17. Have you ever gone "Commando"?
What's commando?
...*Headdesk*

18. What's your favourite number?
69
...no relation to sex. Not kidding.
It's because, "If you flip it upside down, it's still 69!".

19. You watch porn. Or read it. At least once you have. Do you prefer real people or anime people?
...Anime.
The only person thus far to say Anime! :o

20. What is your favourite messenger system (AIM/MSN/Gtalk/etc)
Don't use messenger.

21. What's your favourite (non staff) rank on NSFCD?
Of all time? Hammer Bro. Out of the current ranks? Zombie.

22. If you accidentally got a chick pregnant, would your first response be: pushing her down the stairs, accepting responsibility, shooting yourself, or telling everyone through your status on facebook? If you're a chick, what which of the above would you do if you became pregnant?
Responsibility. Though, it wouldn't happen. If it did happen, though, I would probably be killed. Literally.

23. Are you Nintendoman74?
No.

24. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus?
When my parents told me the truth, so...around 12. ;_;

25. Have you ever had a craving for KFC or Popeye's?
Yes, actually. KFC.

26. When was the last time you masturbated?
Yesterday. D:

27. If you met me, would you: buy me a beer, take me out to a candelit dinner, kick me in the nuts, or take me to a dark alley and "have your way with me"?
I'd take you to a candlelit dinner, just to treat you.
If "play vidya games with me" was an option, he would've gone with that.

28. Have you ever read or seen any Twilight (as in the vampire stuff)?
No.

29. Have you ever considered joining the army?
No.

30. Have you ever fired a gun?
No.
Another three consecutive "no"s! Can we reach four?

31. What does WWF stand for?
World Wrestling Federation.
Bwmtgfgbtlvmbndthkdb

32. Are you white and nerdy?
No.

33. What is your brand of choice for shoes?
Airwalk.

34. Have you ever listened to "Obey The Moderator"?
No.

35. Mack or Moses?
Mace.

36. Are you Jewish?
No. Christian.

37. Can you understand more than 20 words of French?
No.

38. If you could throw a rock at any member of NSFCD, who would it be?
Talim, due to lack of a better choice.

39. Are you a virgin?
Yes.

40. Have you ever listened to a country song you like?
No.

41. Leno or Conan?
I don't know. D:

42. Have you ever forgotten someone important's bday/anniversary/
Yes...I'm terrible with dates, actually.
Both meanings of the word, in fact! :o

43. When was the last dance/party you attended?
New Years Eve, at my Uncle's house, if that counts.

44. Have you ever read "The Kite Runner"?
lolbooksNo.

45. What would you do with 1000 candy canes?
Make a machine gun that could use candy canes as ammunition. From there, I'd work my way up.

47. If you had a way to cure cancer, but that meant saving Obama, Gore, Bush Jr., and Gandhi from it, would you release it?
Release the cure.

48. Do you primarily use your phone for talking or texting?
Talking.

49. Have you ever worn a fedora?
No.

50. How many questions have you answered?
Actually, I don't know. The fact you neglected 46 saddens me.
Because he's edited his answers twicethrice now.

[ThePowerOfOne]

1. What colour are your eyes? Light Brown.
2. What is your favorite generation of Pokemon? Second. Pokemon Crystal <3
3. Sex? Later.
4. What is your least favourite smiley found on NSFCD?  tasteofhumans; or  tastyperson;
5. Have you ever intentionally ended a word/sentence with a tilde(~)? I didn't even know it was on my keyboard until now ;_;
6. Do you follow twitter.com/nsfcd? NSFCD has a Twitter...?
7. Have you ever played basketball consistently (ie. with a team)? Eww, sports.
8. Would you describe yourself as bicurious (slight or extreme)? Bisexual :3
9. Do you know what AIDS stands for without looking it up? No.
10. If you won an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go? Taiwan.
11. Can you tie a tie? Badly.
12. Do any of your cousins turn you on? No.
13. What is the first thing you say when you see a newborn baby? "FUCK! AN ALIEN!"
14. When was the last time you had a bath? About a week ago. Soooooo relaxing...
15. What is your favourite colour of Yoshi? Purple!
16. How old are you? Sixteen.
17. Have you ever gone "Commando"? When nessasary.
18. What's your favourite number? 3.
19. You watch porn. Or read it. At least once you have. Do you prefer real people or anime people? Real.
20. What is your favourite messenger system (AIM/MSN/Gtalk/etc) Y!m.
21. What's your favourite (non staff) rank on NSFCD? ZOOOOOOMMBIEEEEE...
22. If you accidentally got a chick pregnant, would your first response be: pushing her down the stairs, accepting responsibility, shooting yourself, or telling everyone through your status on facebook? If you're a chick, what which of the above would you do if you became pregnant? Stairs.
23. Are you Nintendoman74? No.
24. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus? I dunno. 6...ish.
25. Have you ever had a craving for KFC or Popeye's? Mmm... KFC...
26. When was the last time you masturbated? Yesterday.
27. If you met me, would you: buy me a beer, take me out to a candelit dinner, kick me in the nuts, or take me to a dark alley and "have your way with me"? I know i'd want a beer, but you're buying your own. Cheap-ass.
28. Have you ever read or seen any Twilight (as in the vampire stuff)? No.
29. Have you ever considered joining the army? No.
30. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes <3
31. What does WWF stand for? ...We Want Food? D:
32. Are you white and nerdy? I'm white.
33. What is your brand of choice for shoes? Converse.
34. Have you ever listened to "Obey The Moderator"? No.
35. Mack or Moses? Mack.
36. Are you Jewish? No.
37. Can you understand more than 20 words of French? Yes.
38. If you could throw a rock at any member of NSFCD, who would it be? Oh my, so many choices... Probably just throw it in some random direction and hope it hits more than one person.
39. Are you a virgin? No.
40. Have you ever listened to a country song you like? Closest i've goten to liking country is Taylor Swift.
41. Leno or Conan? Leno's chin scares me.
42. Have you ever forgotten someone important's bday/anniversary/ Oh god yes.
43. When was the last dance/party you attended? Some boat party Saturday.
44. Have you ever read "The Kite Runner"? No.
45. What would you do with 1000 candy canes? Decorate myself with them and go to the beach to hand them out and pretend i'm the candy cane fairy.
47. If you had a way to cure cancer, but that meant saving Obama, Gore, Bush Jr., and Gandhi from it, would you release it? Duh.
48. Do you primarily use your phone for talking or texting? Texting.
49. Have you ever worn a fedora? Of course.
50. How many questions have you answered? 49.

[Rius]

1. What colour are your eyes? Brown
2. What is your favorite generation of Pokemon? 2nd
3. Sex? Male
4. What is your least favourite smiley found on NSFCD?  :|
5. Have you ever intentionally ended a word/sentence with a tilde(~)? No.
6. Do you follow twitter.com/nsfcd? No.
7. Have you ever played basketball consistently (ie. with a team)? No.
8. Would you describe yourself as bicurious (slight or extreme)? No.
9. Do you know what AIDS stands for without looking it up? Yes.
10. If you won an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go? Japan.
11. Can you tie a tie? Yes.
12. Do any of your cousins turn you on? No.
13. What is the first thing you say when you see a newborn baby? Damn it to hell. (It's usually on public transportation.)
14. When was the last time you had a bath? I only take showers.
15. What is your favourite colour of Yoshi? Green.
16. How old are you? 18.
17. Have you ever gone "Commando"? Yes.
18. What's your favourite number? 13.
19. You watch porn. Or read it. At least once you have. Do you prefer real people or anime people? I prefer real people, but the plots in anime/manga are better.
20. What is your favourite messenger system (AIM/MSN/Gtalk/etc) I only use MSN.
21. What's your favourite (non staff) rank on NSFCD? Full of Fury is cool.
22. If you accidentally got a chick pregnant, would your first response be: pushing her down the stairs, accepting responsibility, shooting yourself, or telling everyone through your status on facebook? If you're a chick, what which of the above would you do if you became pregnant? ...I can say I've never considered this, but accept responsibility-and pay for the abortion.
23. Are you Nintendoman74? No.
24. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus? Who said I stopped?
25. Have you ever had a craving for KFC or Popeye's? Popeye's... must have now... darn you.
26. When was the last time you masturbated? Um... two weeks ago?
27. If you met me, would you: buy me a beer, take me out to a candelit dinner, kick me in the nuts, or take me to a dark alley and "have your way with me"? All four.
28. Have you ever read or seen any Twilight (as in the vampire stuff)? No.
29. Have you ever considered joining the army? Once.
30. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes.
31. What does WWF stand for? Weird Wackos Fighting.
32. Are you white and nerdy? No.
33. What is your brand of choice for shoes? Boots.
34. Have you ever listened to "Obey The Moderator"? Once upon a time.
35. Mack or Moses? Or.
36. Are you Jewish? No.
37. Can you understand more than 20 words of French? Yes, because they were adapted into the English language. ^_^
38. If you could throw a rock at any member of NSFCD, who would it be? Custom. Because I love him.
39. Are you a virgin? Yes.
40. Have you ever listened to a country song you like? Yes. "Blue Blue Day" - Don Gibson
41. Leno or Conan? Colbert
42. Have you ever forgotten someone important's bday/anniversary/ No.
43. When was the last dance/party you attended? Halloween
44. Have you ever read "The Kite Runner"? No.
45. What would you do with 1000 candy canes? Give them away to random people.
47. If you had a way to cure cancer, but that meant saving Obama, Gore, Bush Jr., and Gandhi from it, would you release it? Yes.
48. Do you primarily use your phone for talking or texting? Talking.
49. Have you ever worn a fedora?  No.
50. How many questions have you answered? Some number over 40.

[Dog Food]

1. What colour are your eyes? Boring Brown.
2. What is your favorite generation of Pokemon? The First
3. Sex? Yum.
4. What is your least favourite smiley found on NSFCD?  =P I guess this one. It has no emotion.
5. Have you ever intentionally ended a word/sentence with a tilde(~)? No, I don't think I have.
6. Do you follow twitter.com/nsfcd? Don't have a Twitter account. If I ever got one, I would.
7. Have you ever played basketball consistently (ie. with a team)? Yeah, a few years in Elementary.
8. Would you describe yourself as bicurious (slight or extreme)? Nope, dick is enough for me. Maybe if I was drunk, I don't know.
9. Do you know what AIDS stands for without looking it up? Oh crap, we needed to know this for Health. I don't think I remember anymore. But I know I got it right on the test last year. A--- I--- Deficit Syndrome?
10. If you won an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go? A year long trip around the world, visiting as many countries and interesting places as I can. I'd do it the summer after Senior year (taking a year break from schooling) then go to College when I get back.
11. Can you tie a tie? Never tried.
12. Do any of your cousins turn you on? No, thank God. But I have this scary vibe that says I turn them on.
13. What is the first thing you say when you see a newborn baby? "Aww!"
14. When was the last time you had a bath? Bath... Not sure, I usually take showers.
15. What is your favourite colour of Yoshi? Either light or dark blue, depends on my mood.
16. How old are you? 16 going on 17.
17. Have you ever gone "Commando"? Can a girl do that? But no, unless you count in bed.
18. What's your favourite number? 6 and/or 16.
19. You watch porn. Or read it. At least once you have. Do you prefer real people or anime people? Real people. I've never watched Anime before.
20. What is your favourite messenger system (AIM/MSN/Gtalk/etc) Not a big fan of any of them, but I have AIM.
21. What's your favourite (non staff) rank on NSFCD? Ace Attorney <3 Thanks for approving it Mack <3
22. If you accidentally got a chick pregnant, would your first response be: pushing her down the stairs, accepting responsibility, shooting yourself, or telling everyone through your status on facebook? If you're a chick, what which of the above would you do if you became pregnant? At first my reaction was, 'Holy intercourse  I got another girl pregnant!?' But for the girl version, I'd accept responsibility. I want a kid, not now, but if it has to be now then I'd take care of it, alone if I have to.
23. Are you Nintendoman74? Thank God, no.
24. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus? Sometime in Elementary school. Killed Christmas.
25. Have you ever had a craving for KFC or Popeye's? KFC maybe. I've never had Popeye's.
26. When was the last time you masturbated? I don't keep track. Sorry, I'll write it on my calendar next time.
27. If you met me, would you: buy me a beer, take me out to a candelit dinner, kick me in the nuts, or take me to a dark alley and "have your way with me"? Buy you a beer. We can decide if we like each other enough to move on from their ;]
28. Have you ever read or seen any Twilight (as in the vampire stuff)? I read them and they were okay, but the movies intercourse ing suck.
29. Have you ever considered joining the army? Nope.
30. Have you ever fired a gun? No, but I want to!
31. What does WWF stand for? World Wrestling Frontier?
32. Are you white and nerdy? I guess.
33. What is your brand of choice for shoes? Don't care.
34. Have you ever listened to "Obey The Moderator"? Never heard of them.
35. Mack or Moses? Mack.
36. Are you Jewish? No.
37. Can you understand more than 20 words of French? I wish.
38. If you could throw a rock at any member of NSFCD, who would it be?
39. Are you a virgin? Answering this could either make me a prude or a whore.
40. Have you ever listened to a country song you like? Yeah, what's wrong with Country?
41. Leno or Conan? Leno <3
42. Have you ever forgotten someone important's bday/anniversary/ I used to, yeah, but I've memorized them all by now.
43. When was the last dance/party you attended? New Year's Party. Although I went a few places this weekend but they weren't big enough to be considered parties.
44. Have you ever read "The Kite Runner"? As soon as I have time, I will. I have the book sitting in my room, waiting for me to read it.
45. What would you do with 1000 candy canes? Decorate a tree or give away.
47. If you had a way to cure cancer, but that meant saving Obama, Gore, Bush Jr., and Gandhi from it, would you release it? A few losses for a million lives. I'd still cure cancer.
48. Do you primarily use your phone for talking or texting? Texting. It's faster and means I can have a few conversations at once while doing whatever I please.
49. Have you ever worn a fedora? In a store or stolen from someone's else. But I don't own one.
50. How many questions have you answered? All of 'em. All 49, since there isn't a 46th question, for some reason.