I don't wana go to school tomorrow so I need a quick way to get sick.
The only condition it cant be lethal.
Go jump off a building.
Works every time.
Quote from: Riosan on April 13, 2008, 12:21:49 PM
Go jump off a building.
Works every time.
I second this motion.
Or, go swim in the river, fully clothed, and walk around like that for two hours.
go into your backyard and eat random mushrooms
Put mentos in beer and drink it.
Cut your arms multiple times. Not only does it make it look like you have a problem, but it's fun too!
Drink poisoned water of some sort (look in your cupboards) so you hurl it back up.
Hmmm, swallow a whole tube of toothpaste (non children safe).
Or you can fart on your pillow and hopefully wake up with pink eye. :D
Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on April 13, 2008, 01:34:57 PM
Or you can fart on your pillow and hopefully wake up with pink eye. :D
lol in an odd, childish way :P
Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on April 13, 2008, 01:34:57 PM
Hmmm, swallow a whole tube of toothpaste (non children safe).
Or you can fart on your pillow and hopefully wake up with pink eye. :D
Pink Eye isn't worth it. >_>
It sucks really bad.
YOU HAVE TO PICK OUT THE CRUST JUST TO OPEN YOUR EYES.
Quote from: LinkXLR on April 13, 2008, 02:12:35 PM
Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on April 13, 2008, 01:34:57 PM
Hmmm, swallow a whole tube of toothpaste (non children safe).
Or you can fart on your pillow and hopefully wake up with pink eye. :D
Pink Eye isn't worth it. >_>
It sucks really bad.
YOU HAVE TO PICK OUT THE CRUST JUST TO OPEN YOUR EYES.
I had an eye infection once (it wasn't pink eye) but my eyes were so crusted over that I could not open them if I closed them for more than a minute.
Umm...
Cold normally works for me.
Or a headache, that should work, since they can't tell if its real or not.
Play Hotel Mario while standing on your head for 4 hours straight with a 5 minute break from standing on your head.
Or go on Youtube watch videos that involve motion sickness.
Shoot your mom.
touch your uvula or play SSBB for 15 Hours and pretend like you're having nightmares.
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on April 13, 2008, 04:08:44 PM
touch your uvula or play SSBB for 15 Hours and pretend like you're having nightmares.
How will nightmares get him sick?
nightmares= swirling head= Upchuck= sick.
Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on April 13, 2008, 01:34:57 PM
Or you can fart on your pillow and hopefully wake up with pink eye. :D
Sounds like something Red would do.
Quote from: Riosan on April 13, 2008, 06:20:52 PM
Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on April 13, 2008, 01:34:57 PM
Or you can fart on your pillow and hopefully wake up with pink eye. :D
Sounds like something Red would do.
She's rubbing off on him already.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 13, 2008, 06:31:34 PM
Quote from: Riosan on April 13, 2008, 06:20:52 PM
Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on April 13, 2008, 01:34:57 PM
Or you can fart on your pillow and hopefully wake up with pink eye. :D
Sounds like something Red would do.
She's rubbing off on him already.
We rub off on each other. :P
We've known each other for a while. We think too much alike.
Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on April 14, 2008, 05:38:01 AM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 13, 2008, 06:31:34 PM
Quote from: Riosan on April 13, 2008, 06:20:52 PM
Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on April 13, 2008, 01:34:57 PM
Or you can fart on your pillow and hopefully wake up with pink eye. :D
Sounds like something Red would do.
She's rubbing off on him already.
We rub off on each other. :P
We've known each other for a while. We think too much alike.
Honey, that still sounds dirty. lol
AND I WOULD NOT DO THAT!! D:
I would take a cup of water into the bathroom with me, start coughing, and splash some water into the toilet, to give off the impression that I'm throwing-up.
Quote from: Redpaige13 on April 14, 2008, 06:09:47 AM
Honey, that still sounds dirty. lol
AND I WOULD NOT DO THAT!! D:
I would take a cup of water into the bathroom with me, start coughing, and splash some water into the toilet, to give off the impression that I'm throwing-up.
Does not. It sounds perfectly normal if we were innocent.
I would recommend chunky clam chowder or something.
put finger in back of throat, puke, say you feel dizzy, sleep.