I just randomly remembered my 5th Grade teacher. Sra. Gomez. She was a ninny.
One time, some classmate hit me, I told the teacher, "Chance (his name) hit me :(" and she said, "What do you want me to do? Hit him back? *looks away*" then I went back to the kid and hit him myself, then she walked over and said, "Why'd you hit him?" and I said, "'cause he hit me," then she said, "then you should've told me *gives me a detention*"
As a stupid kid, I didn't remind her that I did tell her.