Quick Sick

[Miiman56]

I don't wana go to school tomorrow so I need a quick way to get sick.
The only condition it cant be lethal.

[Riosan]

Go jump off a building.

Works every time.

[Macawmoses]

Go jump off a building.

Works every time.

I second this motion.

Or, go swim in the river, fully clothed, and walk around like that for two hours.

[Gwen Khan]

go into your backyard and eat random mushrooms

[LinkXLR]

Put mentos in beer and drink it.

[Smashin]

Cut your arms multiple times. Not only does it make it look like you have a problem, but it's fun too!

[TheDarkChief]

Drink poisoned water of some sort (look in your cupboards) so you hurl it back up.

[Hero_Of_Time1]

Hmmm, swallow a whole tube of toothpaste (non children safe).

Or you can fart on your pillow and hopefully wake up with pink eye. :D

[Kayo]

Or you can fart on your pillow and hopefully wake up with pink eye. :D

lol in an odd, childish way :P

[LinkXLR]

Hmmm, swallow a whole tube of toothpaste (non children safe).

Or you can fart on your pillow and hopefully wake up with pink eye. :D

Pink Eye isn't worth it. >_>

It sucks really bad.

YOU HAVE TO PICK OUT THE CRUST JUST TO OPEN YOUR EYES.

[Tupin]

Hmmm, swallow a whole tube of toothpaste (non children safe).

Or you can fart on your pillow and hopefully wake up with pink eye. :D

Pink Eye isn't worth it. >_>

It sucks really bad.

YOU HAVE TO PICK OUT THE CRUST JUST TO OPEN YOUR EYES.

I had an eye infection once (it wasn't pink eye) but my eyes were so crusted over that I could not open them if I closed them for more than a minute.

[Kilroy]

Umm...

Cold normally works for me.

Or a headache, that should work, since they can't tell if its real or not.

[SkyMyl]

Play Hotel Mario while standing on your head for 4 hours straight with a 5 minute break from standing on your head.

Or go on Youtube watch videos that involve motion sickness.

[Vaatix]

Shoot your mom.

[jnfs2014]

touch your uvula or play SSBB for 15 Hours and pretend like you're having nightmares.