Adventures with Gregg Casey.

[Kilroy]

You play your RED 3



The Pickle Inspector plays a BLUE 3



The Problem Sleuth plays a GREEN 3



Ichaiasy plays a GREEN 0



The BEAR plays a YELLOW 0



The ominous voice comes on. "IT IS YOUR TURN, MR. CASEY."

[SkyMyl]

Green 0. =|

[Java]

Green 0. =|

[HTA!]

Red 4

[Kilroy]

You go to play your GREEN 0



You hold the card up, and bask in it's glory.



Dear Lord, you've never seen something so amazing in your life.



You go to put your card down, when you realize that your CREDIT CARD and PDA are in reach... Should you go for it? Yes, yes you should.



You quickly move your hand a bit and grab the items. You then head downstairs, grab Sodo, and get the intercourse  out of there.



YEEHAW!



You don't know where you're going, you don't care where. You need to get home to your loving family. You miss home. Everything is a blur. Sodo suggests suicide, you ignore him. It seems like you're heading towards Suburbia. Maybe Sodo is taking you home? You don't know. You don't care anymore, just as long as you get somewhere good.

However, Sodo seems to be moving quite slowly. You remember an old TV show you used to watch...




[spoiler=Holy crap, guess what]Filler time![/spoiler]

[jnfs2014]

Ugh....fillers.

[Kilroy]

Ugh....fillers.

You'll be happy when they're over ^_^

[Kilroy]

Hey, more fillers.

(In case you're wondering why I'm making fillers, it's not because I don't know what to do next. I know exactly what I'm going to do next. It just requires the snow to melt.)



You're riding Sodo, thinking about THE COST IS CORRECT, but suddenly, your mind flits to something else that you used to do in the past...



ISSUE ONE


ISSUE TWO


So yeah, expect these daily. I'll go make some more for your entertainment.

[Ridley]

I liked the TF2 one. Make more.

[Kilroy]

ISSUE THREE

[Ridley]

Got anymore? This one was great as well.

[Kilroy]

Got anymore? This one was great as well.

I'll update it when I get home D:

[Kilroy]

You are now MRS. MANAGER for the time being.

You walk at a brisk pace to Mr. Casey's room. You have very important news to tell him!



You power-walk up to Mr. Casey's knobless door, and knock. The door slowly creaks open, and you hear very loud music playing.



"Oh, Mr. Casey! Sorry to disturb you!" You exclaim.

"Oh, Mrs. Manager! Please, give me a minute, I'll be right with you."



"... poop..."

Mr. Casey falls from his now non-existent bed and hits the floor pretty hard. He gets up again without even feeling it.



"Now, Mrs. Manager, what is it that you wanted?" Mr. Casey inquires you.

"Mr. Byte is here to see you."



"Byte! Splendid! Send him in!"



"Ah, Byte, how are you, my boy!"

"Ah, I'm doing fine, but I have important matters to discuss with you."

"Mrs. Manager, would you please leave for now? Mr. Byte and I have some things to talk about."

"Oh... of course, Mr. Casey..."



You are now GREGG CASEY.

You never hear of MRS. MANAGER after that conversation again. Perhaps she commited suicide or something you don't know.

"Now, Mr. Casey, we must talk. You haven't done anything in your adventure business for a while, can you explain why?"

"Ah, Byte, I'm sorry to say, but Sodo is a slow son of a ninny, and I'm too lazy to walk home."

"Is that so?"

"Yes, that's truly it."

"Well, Mr. Casey, I have a question for you."

"Shoot."

"How would you like it if there was a bit of change?"

"Define 'change'."

"Ah, I cannot discuss that with you here. Too many watchful eyes and intent ears."

"Um, alright. Can you give me a hint?"

"Well, alright. It involves a bit of fun, especially for The Creator."

"You don't mean..."

"Oh yes, I mean."



You are now JIMMY THE AVERAGE NSFCD USER (a.k.a. PHATYO).

"dude wtf du dey maen yo"



You are now GREGG CASEY

"My God, that's a brilliant idea!" You exclaim.

"I know, isn't it! It'll be so much fun!"

"Well, I cannot wait to get started on it."

"Neither can I. I shall see you when the snow melts, comrade!"

"Goodbye, Byte! Or should I say, Goodbyte!"

"Ohohohoho! Good one, Mr. Casey!"

[jnfs2014]

DIE THREAD DIE!!!!!!

[Kilroy]

DIE THREAD DIE!!!!!!

Gregg Casey will never die, for it is not finished yet.