Adventures with Gregg Casey.

[ThePowerOfOne]

Then have the bear maul him or something, I don't give a poop how, I just want that ugly fatty gone. Its destroying my eyes.

[phatyo]

threaten that you will tell his mom!

[Kilroy]

Then have the bear maul him or something, I don't give a poop how, I just want that ugly fatty gone. Its destroying my eyes.

Combat in ADVENTURES WITH GREGG CASEY is TURN BASED. The BEAR cannot use MAUL until it is the BEAR's turn.

[Silverhawk79]

Ride the fat whiny kid like a mechanical bull.

[Java]

Can't you Tattle him or something?

[Kilroy]

The WHINY FAT KID is getting impatient, and cuts in the TURN LINE.



WHINY FAT KID starts to summon the terrible monster, WHINY FAT KID'S MOM.

It is GREGG CASEY's turn again, now do something, and it doesn't have to be normal, make it spontaneous DX

[ThePowerOfOne]

OH MY GOD ITS SO REPULSIVE! KILL IT! KILL IT!

[Silverhawk79]

I SAID RIDE THAT FATTY LIKE A GODDAMN MECHANICAL BULL.

[ThePowerOfOne]

Eww Silver

[SkyMyl]

Reach into your pocket or pick up the nearest piece of food and throw it behind him.

[Kilroy]

OH MY GOD ITS SO REPULSIVE! KILL IT! KILL IT!

TRANSLATION: >MAGICS BLACK DEATH1


Gregg Casey puts on his HAT and WIZARD'S ROBE, and casts death on WHINY FAT KID



You pull your good old ACME BALL 'O' DEATH from the SECRET POCKET of your WIZARD'S ROBE, and wind it up.



You pitch the BALL 'O' DEATH at the WHINY FAT KID.



Amazing! You could pitch for the Yankees!



The BALL 'O' DEATH cuts clean through the WHINY FAT KID.

Good job! You've won the game battle!

[Kilroy]

Suddenly, the room goes almost-black



You see a faint figure.


"Um... hello? Is anyone there?"

The figure replies "..."

You wonder how someone can reply with an ellipse, but shake the thought out of your head.

"Sir, if you could please tell me where I am-"

"You're in my world now." He replies weakly.

"I'm sorry?"

"I said, you're in my world. My name is the Pickle Inspector."

The Problem Sleuth comes from seemingly nowhere, and says "Hey, PI! Sup, man?"

"Oh, Christ, I didn't know HE was here."

"Oh, what now, PI? I thought we were buds?"

"Oh, just be quiet and let me do this."

The Problem Sleuth grumbles and sits down in a black chair-like object.

"Alright, again, I am the Pickle Inspector. I'm here to teach you how to battle properly, as that bout with the WFK was extremely pathetic."

You feel insulted. Pathetic? You intercourse ing threw a death ball at him an-

"It was level one, and you didn't even think before doing it. You blindly threw a priceless ACME BALL 'O' DEATH at a WFK? You surely need some training. If you would please follow me, I can teach you how to fight properly so you don't die."

"Don't listen to this fag, Gregg." the Problem Sleuth chimes in. "He's a total moron that likes to think. REAL MEN GO IN AND DO RANDOM SHIT TO THEIR FOES AND WIN."

The Problem Sleuth pulls out an AK-47, along with a CIGARETTE and a ZIPPO CAMERA.



"You see kid, I'm so cool, I don't even have to aim. If you wanna follow that fag, me and the bear are going ahead to the Ninja and intercourse ing murdering him ourselves."

The bear seems to like the PS more than ever. Maybe the PS did something to the bear...?

"Gregg, just ignore him. The Ninja will murder him. I heard about the NINJA HYDRA, and you were lucky that you changed into RICH ASHLEY in time, otherwise it would have destroyed you. If you come with me, I'll train you and you'll be granted the mighty title, PICKLE INSPECTOR II."

tl;dr Go with PS to kill Ninja, or go with PI to train and then kill Ninja?

[Zovistograt]

YAY PI

CAN WE HAVE CANDY ARMOR NOW

[Kilroy]

YAY PI

CAN WE HAVE CANDY ARMOR NOW

You exclaim in the PI's face "I CAN HAS CANDY ARMOR"

"Er... well, if you come with me, I'll get you some candy armor..."

"GREGG? NO! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL" The PS cries hysterically.

PS jumps on the bear and rides away into almost-blackness. You have no choice but to go with the PI and train, seeing as you're stuck in this almost-black world.



OOC: Lemme draw something here, gimmie like 10 minutes.

[L10]

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