Adventures with Gregg Casey.

[Kilroy]

nachos?

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BAR."

You get thrown out of the bar by two surly men. Suddenly, your PDA starts vibrating and playing a tune.

"Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Banana phone!"

You pick up the PDA and answer in a wimpy little kid voice. "Hello?"

"Hello, Gregg. This is the Pickle Inspector. I've set up a nice little mission for you. You're going to have to go over MT. REALLY REALLY UNSTABLE, and go into the forest on the left path. I'll tell you what to do from there. You might want to go find an item shop or go to FUCKING-HUGE-ASS-WASTE-OF-SPACE-WAL-MART and stock up. I've transferred 15 thousand Youneetoez to your new bank account, and a card should be popping out of the PDA right about now. Consider the money a gift, 15k is a lot of money."

The card pops out of the PDA, you take it out and examine it.



Pretty snazzy.

Where shall we head now?

[sonicdude164]

Can we get some chips or fries or something?

Edit: I guess not...

[jnfs2014]

Cue person 3.

btw, I wanna be role player.

[Kilroy]

btw, I wanna be role player.

I dunno where you're getting this "I'M PLAYING TOO LOL" poop from.

[jnfs2014]

btw, I wanna be role player.

I dunno where you're getting this "I'M PLAYING TOO LOL" s*** from.

Modern America.

[ThePowerOfOne]

Can we get him surgery with 15K so he isn't so ugly and girl-ish sounding?

[Kilroy]

Can we get him surgery with 15K so he isn't so ugly and girl-ish sounding?

Ichaiasy rejects the idea, you can't go wandering around a forest with bears walking around with just a paintball gun! You'll be murdered!

[Kilroy]

Bump, due to fact that everyone forgot about it :(

[ThePowerOfOne]

I didn't forget, I just thought it was obvious we all wanted to go to FUCKING-HUGE-ASS-WASTE-OF-SPACE-WAL-MART and get some items then do the mission.

[Kilroy]

I didn't forget, I just thought it was obvious we all wanted to go to FUCKING-HUGE-ASS-WASTE-OF-SPACE-WAL-MART and get some items then do the mission.

WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO.

I'm not in the mood to draw tonight, but I might just copy and paste poop to previous images seeing as we're backtracking.

You and Ichaiasy are heading back up MT. REALLY REALLY UNSTABLE. Everything seems to be going well.

You reach the peak and look out at the horizon. It's really a beautiful sight, but it's nearing sundown, better hurry to FUCKING-HUGE-ASS-WASTE-OF-SPACE-WAL-MART!

Down the mountain you and Ichaiasy go, and back to the pathway to FHAWoSWM.

You reach the store and go inside, and consult the cashier.

"Um, hello, we're adventurers, and we need some FPS Pro and Roleplayer equipment."

"Why, certainly! Please, look at the cheesy menu to my left and select what you please!"

You are about to see the menu, when your PDA rings again, you quickly pick it up before the lyrics pick up.

"Hello, Mr. Casey. It's the PI again. Now, you're going to have to take a look at the weapons you're going to buy. You're only level 1, so you can't exactly go buy an RPG or something, and Ichaiasy can't go ahead and buy the Golden Silly Putty, so-"

"Wait, Golden silly Putty?" "You can make Silly Putty into any shape, and because it's pure golden Silly Putty, with a little chill, you can make it solid rather than squishy." Ichaiasy chimes in.

"Well, just don't buy things you can't equip, OK? In fact, I'll add a filter so that only Level 1 equipment and weaponry shows up!"



You ask "Are there any normal items?"

"You'll have to walk down to the Item Depot section for that." The cashier replies.

[jnfs2014]

sorry 'bout that Byte.

[SkyMyl]

Go to the Depot section.

[Kilroy]

woah I have to work on this.

I think I'll wait until the 10th, when my contestants hand their crap in D:

[Ridley]

Bump, why is this dead. Also that was probably the first bump this forum had in ages.

[Kilroy]

Bump

Thank you.

why is this dead

People stopped posting.

Also that was probably the first bump this forum had in ages.

ok