Just kidding. This is NSFCD. We have visual novels and hentai games instead.
I'm a massive weeaboo and not even I bother with visual novels.
Maybe I should though, because it feels like it's been so long since I got laid that I might as well give up forever and further develop my love for 2D women. They'll...they'll never betray me. You won't, right Miku? Right?
That's why we have this:
http://ichimonai.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=154
Quote from: Potestas on March 11, 2011, 11:44:45 AM
That's why we have this:
http://ichimonai.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=154
And this (http://ichimonai.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=85).
I have a hole in my dick.
Quote from: Super on March 12, 2011, 04:26:48 AM
I have a hole in my dick.
I have my dick in a hole?
I've never had anything remotely close to such a relationship. I wouldn't be too surprised if I never do </3
Quote from: Kaz on March 04, 2011, 07:38:37 AM
I'm a massive weeaboo and not even I bother with visual novels.
Maybe I should though, because it feels like it's been so long since I got laid that I might as well give up forever and further develop my love for 2D women. They'll...they'll never betray me. You won't, right Miku? Right?
Not all visual novels are eroge. Many aren't even dating sims. I've only done two VNs and neither was interactive, erotic, or romance-related.
I have doubts that a Miku-based ero and/or dating sim VN would even exist.
Quote from: bluaki on March 12, 2011, 09:59:37 PM
Not all visual novels are eroge. Many aren't even dating sims. I've only done two VNs and neither was interactive, erotic, or romance-related.
I have doubts that a Miku-based ero and/or dating sim VN would even exist.
why must you take everything with the utmost seriousness
Quote from: Super on March 12, 2011, 04:26:48 AM
I have a hole in my dick.
I recommend seeing a doctor.
Quote from: Potestas on March 11, 2011, 11:44:45 AM
That's why we have this:
http://ichimonai.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=154
I joined this forum but it's kinda frustrating how my posts need to be moderator approved.
oh it's just the first post nevermind
Quote from: Kaz on March 04, 2011, 07:38:37 AM
I'm a massive weeaboo and not even I bother with visual novels.
Maybe I should though, because it feels like it's been so long since I got laid that I might as well give up forever and further develop my love for 2D women. They'll...they'll never betray me. You won't, right Miku? Right?
I got her to cheat on you.
With me.
Surprise, surprise...gotten really close before, BAM, interruption. And boy was both me and my partner PISSED.
I have sex.
I did yesterday.
Quote from: Mystic on April 03, 2011, 03:45:00 PM
I have sex.
I did yesterday.
I hope you learned your lesson and use protection...or, wait, is the baby even popped out yet? I'm terribly behind on these things.
Quote from: Mackerelmoses on April 03, 2011, 09:03:47 PM
I hope you learned your lesson and use protection...or, wait, is the baby even popped out yet? I'm terribly behind on these things.
If I recall from his FB page...yes.
Quote from: Mackerelmoses on April 03, 2011, 09:03:47 PM
I hope you learned your lesson and use protection...or, wait, is the baby even popped out yet? I'm terribly behind on these things.
Ily
ilu2
sex
Watch your mouth.
miku i love you
remember kids: no rubber no love
No pain no gain. And no stain.
Last time I had sex was during xmax break. Let me tell you, it was horrible. It was so bad I'm afraid to have sex ever again...
Quote from: phatyo on April 19, 2011, 09:28:54 PM
Last time I had sex was during xmax break. Let me tell you, it was horrible. It was so bad I'm afraid to have sex ever again...
Hard to believe.
Yeah, poopty sex should just be all the more reason to find someone better next time.
I went from great sex to the most horrible sex I ever had. It was horrible, I am afraid of repeating the experience. That is all lol, but I did have it since last time I posted that.
Why was it so horrible? You must give us the juicy details
All I can say is that me and my girlfriend have...explored each other a little.
We have agreed to wait a little while for sex...even if it drives us nuts.
Quote from: Doodle on May 23, 2011, 03:30:32 PM
Why was it so horrible? You must give us the juicy details
When it feels like you just sticking your soldier into a wet moist river and there barely any friction and the smell is horrible. You would understand lol
Quote from: phatyo on May 24, 2011, 04:37:59 PM
When it feels like you just sticking your soldier into a wet moist river and there barely any friction and the smell is horrible. You would understand lol
Uh...if it smells that bad then I'd be a bit worried...but that's just me...
Most people on this forum would be happy anything else is touching it other than their underwear or their own hand, regardless of the smell.
Quote from: JrDude 益 on May 25, 2011, 11:20:58 AM
Most people on this forum would be happy anything else is touching it other than their underwear or their own hand, regardless of the smell.
Yeah but would it kill them to clean out the cave every now and then?
Quote from: Alisaihin on May 25, 2011, 11:15:03 AM
Uh...if it smells that bad then I'd be a bit worried...but that's just me...
Fish tacos?
Me and my girlfriend have been exploring each other a lot lately...
Quote from: Tahrann on May 31, 2011, 02:00:20 AM
Fish tacos?
Oh god >_<
i got a bonner
Quote from: phatyo on May 24, 2011, 04:37:59 PM
When it feels like you just sticking your soldier into a wet moist river and there barely any friction and the smell is horrible. You would understand lol
Dude.. Try almost eating it out.. And having your finger smell like it for an entire intercourse ing day.
That poop just straight up sucks. ;_;
Quote from: Kefka on June 10, 2011, 02:40:23 AM
Dude.. Try almost eating it out.. And having your finger smell like it for an entire intercourse ing day.
That poop just straight up sucks. ;_;
You're a brave man.
I'd never stick my face near one of those.
Quote from: Doodle on June 29, 2011, 12:17:53 AM
You're a brave man.
I'd never stick my face near one of those.
Meh.
I'd at least hope it's clean.
Haha, vaginas.
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on July 08, 2011, 11:22:08 PM
Haha, vaginas.
have fun sticking your eleventh finger into the human garbage bin
Quote from: Bearissoslow on July 09, 2011, 02:34:27 AM
have fun sticking your eleventh finger into the human garbage bin
Don't be a homophobe, bro.
Quote from: Tahrann on July 09, 2011, 12:06:39 PM
Don't be a homophobe, bro.
that's not homophobia, that's just a statement
you're kind of intercourse ing stupid
When in doubt, become asexual?
Quote from: Bearissoslow on July 09, 2011, 07:16:42 PM
that's not homophobia, that's just a statement
you're kind of intercourse ing stupid
Did you see the intercourse I just gave for your statement? No? Then I must have not given one.
Quote from: Kayo on July 09, 2011, 07:26:57 PM
When in doubt, become asexual?
I guess so.
Quote from: Tahrann on July 09, 2011, 07:57:41 PM
Did you see the intercourse I just gave for your statement? No? Then I must have not given one.
I guess so.
How much intercourse are you giving? And to whom?
asexuality is humanly impossible
high
To whoever thinks it's nasty to eat a girl out, I don't know what the hell you guys got yourself into with the girl you tried to eat out (I can see it now-STD's? hahaha)
Quote from: Kefka on June 10, 2011, 02:40:23 AM
Dude.. Try almost eating it out.. And having your finger smell like it for an entire intercourse ing day.
That poop just straight up sucks. ;_;
Quote from: Doodle on June 29, 2011, 12:17:53 AM
You're a brave man.
I'd never stick my face near one of those.
Ah...I never realized how much I'd do for my girl until I saw this...hahaha
your alter ego is not a girl
"I'M GOIN' IN"
"GOD I HOPE I MAKE IT OUT OKAY"
If I was gay, this would be my motto:
"If I wanted a roast beef sandwich, I'd intercourse ing go to Arby's."
Quote from: Super on July 23, 2011, 03:05:32 AM
If I was gay, this would be my motto:
"If I wanted a roast beef sandwich, I'd intercourse ing go to Arby's."
We had an Arby's in my city for all of a few months. Now it's a Popeye's.
And I've still never been there when it was either restaurant.
Quote from: Kayghost on July 23, 2011, 06:55:04 PM
We had an Arby's in my city for all of a few months. Now it's a Popeye's.
And I've still never been there when it was either restaurant.
wow, way to kill the conversation
so i met a guy who'd be willing to rim me and told me I'd be a good lover
it's clearly meant to be
do it faggot
he's the cutest living person I've met in a while
he makes me blush a lot and gives me butterflies and I'm just me
how did I get so lucky
Quote from: Bearissoslow on November 10, 2011, 05:17:09 PM
he's the cutest living person I've met in a while
he makes me blush a lot and gives me butterflies and I'm just me
how did I get so lucky
b o t d f
S MY D
POP IT OUT LIKE LIPSTICK
Quote from: Doodle on March 04, 2011, 07:10:16 AM
Just kidding. This is NSFCD. We have visual novels and hentai games instead.
and now youre a dad
Quote from: Custom on July 29, 2016, 11:54:49 AM
you are too
id be a great dad
free weed for all babys
Quote from: buttlord420 on July 30, 2016, 02:18:08 PM
id be a great dad
free weed for all babys
weed injections not vaccines trump 4 prez stop autism
I wonder if I'd be a good father. But kids scare me. Hmmmmm.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on October 28, 2016, 03:52:14 PM
I wonder if I'd be a good father. But kids scare me. Hmmmmm.
probabbly would grow up to run an internet forum
Quote from: Custom on July 29, 2016, 11:54:49 AM
you are too
at least he'd have someone to smoke with
Quote from: Custom on November 08, 2016, 02:25:18 PM
probabbly would grow up to run an internet forum
Like father like son. It is about time for NSFCD 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on October 28, 2016, 03:52:14 PM
I wonder if I'd be a good father. But kids scare me. Hmmmmm.
Kids really shouldn't scare you my man. They're just kids.
Quote from: Bearissoslow on November 10, 2011, 08:10:27 AM
so i met a guy who'd be willing to rim me and told me I'd be a good lover
it's clearly meant to be
oh bubby