News:

Our thoughts go to Silver and his family in this difficult time.

Main Menu

is this okay? (about fighting stupid forwards)

Started by Jono2, December 15, 2007, 09:38:14 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Jono2

This is the facebook message I'll be sending to all the ****tards that keep deciding to send me forward poop.


I know this is true.  Believe it.

DO NOT STOP READING OR
YOU
WILL
FACE
THE
CONSEQUENCES


one day, Jamie was on his facebook account when he was

suddenly barraged by funwall forwards.


he had no idea what to do.  One said "forward this to 15 people
or Sarah will come to you in the shower
from the drain and will kill you the same
way
she
killed her boyfriend."

he also read that twenty-four people failed to send it and died.
He had only thirteen minutes.


Another one, from his emo friend, was trying to give dating advice
and said that if he did not forward it
to five
or
more
people

that he would have bad luck in relationships for seven years.


The scariest one said that there was someone named Amy Bruce.

this person named Amy Bruce was seven years old and had severe lunc cancer.
she also had a large tumor (note, tumor, not TUMOUR), in her brain
from repeated beatings.

This scared Jamie, because he always beated on his younger brother
and only now came to the realization that beatings could induce tumors!
This was frightening to Jamie!

Her family couldn't pay the bills (though it wasn't noted whether this
person with a female first name and a male last name was either gender)
and that every time the message was sent on the make a wish
foundation would donate 7 cents to the cause (why seven cents? thought jamie)



Consequently, Jamie was distressed.  All of the forwards he had been getting
were bothering him, and there wasn't nearly enough time to send them all!
Something was going to have to give!
was he going to be killed by the shower woman?
was he going to kill a girl who somehow got a brain tumor from beatings?
or was he going to have a horrible love life for 6-12 years (depending on his birthsign)?

Then he realized that he didn't give a flying ****.


and neither do I.


STOP SENDING SHIT FORWARDS
(forward this if you want, if I ever get this back, I'll be impressed).






What should I change?

Quote from: LinkXLR on January 30, 2008, 09:10:54 PM
Quote from: famy on January 30, 2008, 08:36:30 PM
is big willy unleashed a will smith game

...I'm not even gonna touch this one.

SteamID: Lazylen

Mystic