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Syncopathic

Quote from: Jono2 on November 30, 2007, 10:32:45 PM
Every superpower on the face of the earth has collapsed at some point in history, and it's only a matter of time before that happens to North America (Canada is so intertwined with the states that the collapse of the states would spell imminent doom for Canada).

Mexico would be intercourse ed as well, as people would be attempting to jump the border the opposite way.

I was planning on moving to Britain anyways.
yeah it was bound to happen some idiot always causes it.
but that also means that it will go back to its former glory eventually...

Jono2

Quote from: Kilroy on November 30, 2007, 10:33:40 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 30, 2007, 10:32:45 PM
Every superpower on the face of the earth has collapsed at some point in history, and it's only a matter of time before that happens to North America (Canada is so intertwined with the states that the collapse of the states would spell imminent doom for Canada).

Mexico would be f***ed as well, as people would be attempting to jump the border the opposite way.

I was planning on moving to Britain anyways.
lulz britan



lulz o_O

I wouldn't fit in anywhere else.

plus, I really want to go into writing in the future, and it seems that there is more open-mindedness in Britain anyways in that respect.

Quote from: LinkXLR on January 30, 2008, 09:10:54 PM
Quote from: famy on January 30, 2008, 08:36:30 PM
is big willy unleashed a will smith game

...I'm not even gonna touch this one.

SteamID: Lazylen

Jono2

Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 30, 2007, 10:36:05 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 30, 2007, 10:32:45 PM
Every superpower on the face of the earth has collapsed at some point in history, and it's only a matter of time before that happens to North America (Canada is so intertwined with the states that the collapse of the states would spell imminent doom for Canada).

Mexico would be f***ed as well, as people would be attempting to jump the border the opposite way.

I was planning on moving to Britain anyways.
yeah it was bound to happen some idiot always causes it.
but that also means that it will go back to its former glory eventually...

Egypt
Rome
Greece
Britain

none of which have returned to their "former glory".

the big example in your favor is Japan.

Quote from: LinkXLR on January 30, 2008, 09:10:54 PM
Quote from: famy on January 30, 2008, 08:36:30 PM
is big willy unleashed a will smith game

...I'm not even gonna touch this one.

SteamID: Lazylen

Tahrann

#48
Quote from: Jono2 on November 30, 2007, 10:37:31 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 30, 2007, 10:36:05 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 30, 2007, 10:32:45 PM
Every superpower on the face of the earth has collapsed at some point in history, and it's only a matter of time before that happens to North America (Canada is so intertwined with the states that the collapse of the states would spell imminent doom for Canada).

Mexico would be f***ed as well, as people would be attempting to jump the border the opposite way.

I was planning on moving to Britain anyways.
yeah it was bound to happen some idiot always causes it.
but that also means that it will go back to its former glory eventually...

Egypt
Rome
Greece
Britain

none of which have returned to their "former glory".

the big example in your favor is Japan.

Just goes to show you that history has a way of repeating itself

Oh, and people are stupid because we could have stopped this from happening
Puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again!

Syncopathic

Quote from: Jono2 on November 30, 2007, 10:37:31 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 30, 2007, 10:36:05 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 30, 2007, 10:32:45 PM
Every superpower on the face of the earth has collapsed at some point in history, and it's only a matter of time before that happens to North America (Canada is so intertwined with the states that the collapse of the states would spell imminent doom for Canada).

Mexico would be f***ed as well, as people would be attempting to jump the border the opposite way.

I was planning on moving to Britain anyways.
yeah it was bound to happen some idiot always causes it.
but that also means that it will go back to its former glory eventually...

Egypt
Rome
Greece
Britain

none of which have returned to their "former glory".

the big example in your favor is Japan.
oh poop were screwed then. well i guess its time to go to canada

Tupin

Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 30, 2007, 10:39:14 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 30, 2007, 10:37:31 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 30, 2007, 10:36:05 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 30, 2007, 10:32:45 PM
Every superpower on the face of the earth has collapsed at some point in history, and it's only a matter of time before that happens to North America (Canada is so intertwined with the states that the collapse of the states would spell imminent doom for Canada).

Mexico would be f***ed as well, as people would be attempting to jump the border the opposite way.

I was planning on moving to Britain anyways.
yeah it was bound to happen some idiot always causes it.
but that also means that it will go back to its former glory eventually...

Egypt
Rome
Greece
Britain

none of which have returned to their "former glory".

the big example in your favor is Japan.
oh poop were screwed then. well i guess its time to go to canada
Basically, if America falls, Canada does.


Quote from: SkyMyl
Tuppy frightens me with his knowledge of legacy technology.

Jono2

Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 30, 2007, 10:39:14 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 30, 2007, 10:37:31 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 30, 2007, 10:36:05 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 30, 2007, 10:32:45 PM
Every superpower on the face of the earth has collapsed at some point in history, and it's only a matter of time before that happens to North America (Canada is so intertwined with the states that the collapse of the states would spell imminent doom for Canada).

Mexico would be f***ed as well, as people would be attempting to jump the border the opposite way.

I was planning on moving to Britain anyways.
yeah it was bound to happen some idiot always causes it.
but that also means that it will go back to its former glory eventually...

Egypt
Rome
Greece
Britain

none of which have returned to their "former glory".

the big example in your favor is Japan.
oh s*** were screwed then. well i guess its time to go to canada

dang

should've put france in there.

but considering how they were poopty in the first place, and could never win a battle...

how did they get such a huge chunk of land anyways? o_O


but you know what's funny?


The two major axis powers, Germany & Japan, are flourishing in comparison to Britain.

IRONY.

Quote from: LinkXLR on January 30, 2008, 09:10:54 PM
Quote from: famy on January 30, 2008, 08:36:30 PM
is big willy unleashed a will smith game

...I'm not even gonna touch this one.

SteamID: Lazylen

Syncopathic

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on November 30, 2007, 10:41:00 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 30, 2007, 10:39:14 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 30, 2007, 10:37:31 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 30, 2007, 10:36:05 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 30, 2007, 10:32:45 PM
Every superpower on the face of the earth has collapsed at some point in history, and it's only a matter of time before that happens to North America (Canada is so intertwined with the states that the collapse of the states would spell imminent doom for Canada).

Mexico would be f***ed as well, as people would be attempting to jump the border the opposite way.

I was planning on moving to Britain anyways.
yeah it was bound to happen some idiot always causes it.
but that also means that it will go back to its former glory eventually...

Egypt
Rome
Greece
Britain

none of which have returned to their "former glory".

the big example in your favor is Japan.
oh poop were screwed then. well i guess its time to go to canada
Basically, if America falls, Canada does.
wait what?

Jono2

#53
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on November 30, 2007, 10:41:00 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 30, 2007, 10:39:14 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 30, 2007, 10:37:31 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 30, 2007, 10:36:05 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 30, 2007, 10:32:45 PM
Every superpower on the face of the earth has collapsed at some point in history, and it's only a matter of time before that happens to North America (Canada is so intertwined with the states that the collapse of the states would spell imminent doom for Canada).

Mexico would be f***ed as well, as people would be attempting to jump the border the opposite way.

I was planning on moving to Britain anyways.
yeah it was bound to happen some idiot always causes it.
but that also means that it will go back to its former glory eventually...

Egypt
Rome
Greece
Britain

none of which have returned to their "former glory".

the big example in your favor is Japan.
oh s*** were screwed then. well i guess its time to go to canada
Basically, if America falls, Canada does.

not if we make a big wall and block all of you! :P

or

not if you make a big wall and block all of us! :P


Totalarian society = unhappy people = riots & s*** = people fleeing country = canada overflowed = USA wanting people back & land (it's a totalarian society, after all) = canada taken over.

unless we pull another 1812! :D

lol, we owned u nubs.

Quote from: LinkXLR on January 30, 2008, 09:10:54 PM
Quote from: famy on January 30, 2008, 08:36:30 PM
is big willy unleashed a will smith game

...I'm not even gonna touch this one.

SteamID: Lazylen

Syncopathic

Quote from: Jono2 on November 30, 2007, 10:43:35 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on November 30, 2007, 10:41:00 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 30, 2007, 10:39:14 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 30, 2007, 10:37:31 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 30, 2007, 10:36:05 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 30, 2007, 10:32:45 PM
Every superpower on the face of the earth has collapsed at some point in history, and it's only a matter of time before that happens to North America (Canada is so intertwined with the states that the collapse of the states would spell imminent doom for Canada).

Mexico would be f***ed as well, as people would be attempting to jump the border the opposite way.

I was planning on moving to Britain anyways.
yeah it was bound to happen some idiot always causes it.
but that also means that it will go back to its former glory eventually...

Egypt
Rome
Greece
Britain

none of which have returned to their "former glory".

the big example in your favor is Japan.
oh s*** were screwed then. well i guess its time to go to canada
Basically, if America falls, Canada does.

not if we make a big wall and block all of you! :P

or

not if you make a big wall and block all of us! :P


Totalarian society = unhappy people = riots & s*** = people fleeing country = canada overflowed = USA wanting people back & land (it's a totalarian society, after all) = canada taken over.

unless we pull another 1812! :D

lol, we owned u nubs.
ohhhhh makes sense...

Tupin

Quote from: Jono2 on November 30, 2007, 10:43:35 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on November 30, 2007, 10:41:00 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 30, 2007, 10:39:14 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 30, 2007, 10:37:31 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 30, 2007, 10:36:05 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 30, 2007, 10:32:45 PM
Every superpower on the face of the earth has collapsed at some point in history, and it's only a matter of time before that happens to North America (Canada is so intertwined with the states that the collapse of the states would spell imminent doom for Canada).

Mexico would be f***ed as well, as people would be attempting to jump the border the opposite way.

I was planning on moving to Britain anyways.
yeah it was bound to happen some idiot always causes it.
but that also means that it will go back to its former glory eventually...

Egypt
Rome
Greece
Britain

none of which have returned to their "former glory".

the big example in your favor is Japan.
oh s*** were screwed then. well i guess its time to go to canada
Basically, if America falls, Canada does.

not if we make a big wall and block all of you! :P

or

not if you make a big wall and block all of us! :P


Totalarian society = unhappy people = riots & s*** = people fleeing country = canada overflowed = USA wanting people back & land (it's a totalarian society, after all) = canada taken over.

unless we pull another 1812! :D

lol, we owned u nubs.

[spoiler]Oh, come back, proud Canadians
To before you had TV,
No hockey night in Canada,
There was no CBC (Oh, my God!).
In 1812, Madison was mad,
He was the president, you know
He thought he'd tell the British where they ought to go
He thought he'd invade Canada,
He thought that he was tough
Instead we went to Washington....
And burned down all his stuff!

And the White House burned, burned, burned,
And we're the one's that did it!
It burned, burned, burned,
While the president ran and cried.
It burned, burned, burned,
And things were very historical.
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waa waa waah!
In the War of 1812!

Us hillbillies from Kentucky,
Dressed in green and red,
Left home to fight in Canada,
But they returned home dead
It's the only war the Yankees lost, except for Vietnam
And also the Alamo... and the Bay of... ham.
The loser was America,
The winner was ourselves,
So join right in and gloat about the War of 1812

And the White House burned, burned, burned,
And we're the one's that did it!
It burned, burned, burned,
While the president ran and cried.
It burned, burned, burned,
And things were very historical.
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waa waa waah!
In the War of 1812!

In 1812, we were just sittin' around,
Mindin' our own business, puttin' crops into the ground.
We heard the soldiers coming and we didn't like that sound.
So we took a boat to Washington and burned it to the ground.

Oh... we... fired our guns, but the Yankees kept-a coming,
There wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and the Yankees started running,
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico, oh, oh....
They ran through the snow and they ran through the forest,
They ran through the bushes where the beavers wouldn't go.
They ran so fast, they forgot to take their culture,
Back to America, and Gulf and Texaco

So, if you go to Washington, its buildings clean and nice,
Bring a pack of matches, and we'll burn the White House twice!

And the White House burned, burned, burned,
But the Americans won't admit it
It burned, burned, burned,
It burned and burned and burned
It burned, burned, burned,
Now, I bet that made them mad
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waa waa waah!
In the War of 1812[/spoiler]


Quote from: SkyMyl
Tuppy frightens me with his knowledge of legacy technology.

Sabby

i remember(i have no idea how), that in eather the declaration or constitution that it says that if the people think that the government is not doing a good job, the citizens have a RIGHT to overthrow the government and make a new one.


*gets overthrowing tools ready*

join the revolutionists for brawl! www.revolutionists.co.nr

Jono2

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on November 30, 2007, 10:53:53 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 30, 2007, 10:43:35 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on November 30, 2007, 10:41:00 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 30, 2007, 10:39:14 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 30, 2007, 10:37:31 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 30, 2007, 10:36:05 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 30, 2007, 10:32:45 PM
Every superpower on the face of the earth has collapsed at some point in history, and it's only a matter of time before that happens to North America (Canada is so intertwined with the states that the collapse of the states would spell imminent doom for Canada).

Mexico would be f***ed as well, as people would be attempting to jump the border the opposite way.

I was planning on moving to Britain anyways.
yeah it was bound to happen some idiot always causes it.
but that also means that it will go back to its former glory eventually...

Egypt
Rome
Greece
Britain

none of which have returned to their "former glory".

the big example in your favor is Japan.
oh s*** were screwed then. well i guess its time to go to canada
Basically, if America falls, Canada does.

not if we make a big wall and block all of you! :P

or

not if you make a big wall and block all of us! :P


Totalarian society = unhappy people = riots & s*** = people fleeing country = canada overflowed = USA wanting people back & land (it's a totalarian society, after all) = canada taken over.

unless we pull another 1812! :D

lol, we owned u nubs.

[spoiler]Oh, come back, proud Canadians
To before you had TV,
No hockey night in Canada,
There was no CBC (Oh, my God!).
In 1812, Madison was mad,
He was the president, you know
He thought he'd tell the British where they ought to go
He thought he'd invade Canada,
He thought that he was tough
Instead we went to Washington....
And burned down all his stuff!

And the White House burned, burned, burned,
And we're the one's that did it!
It burned, burned, burned,
While the president ran and cried.
It burned, burned, burned,
And things were very historical.
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waa waa waah!
In the War of 1812!

Us hillbillies from Kentucky,
Dressed in green and red,
Left home to fight in Canada,
But they returned home dead
It's the only war the Yankees lost, except for Vietnam
And also the Alamo... and the Bay of... ham.
The loser was America,
The winner was ourselves,
So join right in and gloat about the War of 1812

And the White House burned, burned, burned,
And we're the one's that did it!
It burned, burned, burned,
While the president ran and cried.
It burned, burned, burned,
And things were very historical.
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waa waa waah!
In the War of 1812!

In 1812, we were just sittin' around,
Mindin' our own business, puttin' crops into the ground.
We heard the soldiers coming and we didn't like that sound.
So we took a boat to Washington and burned it to the ground.

Oh... we... fired our guns, but the Yankees kept-a coming,
There wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and the Yankees started running,
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico, oh, oh....
They ran through the snow and they ran through the forest,
They ran through the bushes where the beavers wouldn't go.
They ran so fast, they forgot to take their culture,
Back to America, and Gulf and Texaco

So, if you go to Washington, its buildings clean and nice,
Bring a pack of matches, and we'll burn the White House twice!

And the White House burned, burned, burned,
But the Americans won't admit it
It burned, burned, burned,
It burned and burned and burned
It burned, burned, burned,
Now, I bet that made them mad
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waa waa waah!
In the War of 1812[/spoiler]

omg

where did you get that? :P

that's hilarious! :P

Quote from: LinkXLR on January 30, 2008, 09:10:54 PM
Quote from: famy on January 30, 2008, 08:36:30 PM
is big willy unleashed a will smith game

...I'm not even gonna touch this one.

SteamID: Lazylen

Tupin

Quote from: Jono2 on November 30, 2007, 10:56:55 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on November 30, 2007, 10:53:53 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 30, 2007, 10:43:35 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on November 30, 2007, 10:41:00 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 30, 2007, 10:39:14 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 30, 2007, 10:37:31 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 30, 2007, 10:36:05 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 30, 2007, 10:32:45 PM
Every superpower on the face of the earth has collapsed at some point in history, and it's only a matter of time before that happens to North America (Canada is so intertwined with the states that the collapse of the states would spell imminent doom for Canada).

Mexico would be f***ed as well, as people would be attempting to jump the border the opposite way.

I was planning on moving to Britain anyways.
yeah it was bound to happen some idiot always causes it.
but that also means that it will go back to its former glory eventually...

Egypt
Rome
Greece
Britain

none of which have returned to their "former glory".

the big example in your favor is Japan.
oh s*** were screwed then. well i guess its time to go to canada
Basically, if America falls, Canada does.

not if we make a big wall and block all of you! :P

or

not if you make a big wall and block all of us! :P


Totalarian society = unhappy people = riots & s*** = people fleeing country = canada overflowed = USA wanting people back & land (it's a totalarian society, after all) = canada taken over.

unless we pull another 1812! :D

lol, we owned u nubs.

[spoiler]Oh, come back, proud Canadians
To before you had TV,
No hockey night in Canada,
There was no CBC (Oh, my God!).
In 1812, Madison was mad,
He was the president, you know
He thought he'd tell the British where they ought to go
He thought he'd invade Canada,
He thought that he was tough
Instead we went to Washington....
And burned down all his stuff!

And the White House burned, burned, burned,
And we're the one's that did it!
It burned, burned, burned,
While the president ran and cried.
It burned, burned, burned,
And things were very historical.
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waa waa waah!
In the War of 1812!

Us hillbillies from Kentucky,
Dressed in green and red,
Left home to fight in Canada,
But they returned home dead
It's the only war the Yankees lost, except for Vietnam
And also the Alamo... and the Bay of... ham.
The loser was America,
The winner was ourselves,
So join right in and gloat about the War of 1812

And the White House burned, burned, burned,
And we're the one's that did it!
It burned, burned, burned,
While the president ran and cried.
It burned, burned, burned,
And things were very historical.
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waa waa waah!
In the War of 1812!

In 1812, we were just sittin' around,
Mindin' our own business, puttin' crops into the ground.
We heard the soldiers coming and we didn't like that sound.
So we took a boat to Washington and burned it to the ground.

Oh... we... fired our guns, but the Yankees kept-a coming,
There wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and the Yankees started running,
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico, oh, oh....
They ran through the snow and they ran through the forest,
They ran through the bushes where the beavers wouldn't go.
They ran so fast, they forgot to take their culture,
Back to America, and Gulf and Texaco

So, if you go to Washington, its buildings clean and nice,
Bring a pack of matches, and we'll burn the White House twice!

And the White House burned, burned, burned,
But the Americans won't admit it
It burned, burned, burned,
It burned and burned and burned
It burned, burned, burned,
Now, I bet that made them mad
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waa waa waah!
In the War of 1812[/spoiler]

omg

where did you get that? :P

that's hilarious! :P
It's called the War of 1812 song.


Quote from: SkyMyl
Tuppy frightens me with his knowledge of legacy technology.

Jono2

you guys haven't had "free speech" since the Cold War started.

Quote from: LinkXLR on January 30, 2008, 09:10:54 PM
Quote from: famy on January 30, 2008, 08:36:30 PM
is big willy unleashed a will smith game

...I'm not even gonna touch this one.

SteamID: Lazylen