My Time Machine is Back from the Repair Shop

[ZGDK]

Where should I go next? PS I went back in time and killed ME86's parents.

[Tupin]

February 10th so you can get Brawl.

[StateAardvark]

Go shoot Adam and Eve.

[ZGDK]

Go shoot Adam and Eve.

NO

[Syncopathic]

Make sure EVE doesnt take a bite of the forbidden fruit

[ZGDK]

GWAHHAHHA I THE POST NAZI  EDITED THIS

[OmegaPapyrus]

Go back two minutes and make me a sammich.

[gbwyoshi]

Go shoot Adam and Eve.

NO

Then shoot EG

[ZGDK]

Go shoot Adam and Eve.

NO

Then shoot EG

Who's dat? You mean EJ?

[Mystic]

Go back in time and teach your father how to use a condom.

lol paradox

[Syncopathic]

Make sure EVE doesnt take a bite of the forbidden fruit

Why? Actually I'm going to prevent religion from ever happening. It's teh eval. DAMN EVANGLISTS.

if you're gonna do that, prove that evolution is real!

[yes.derek]

Go shoot Adam and Eve.

^{You fool! You've doomed us all!}

[ZGDK]

Make sure EVE doesnt take a bite of the forbidden fruit

Why? Actually I'm going to prevent religion from ever happening. It's teh eval. DAMN EVANGLISTS.

if you're gonna do that, prove that evolution is real!

I shall. It is real.

[Riosan]

Take me into the future with you.

[CrazyGamer]

Um...
Can I borrow your flux-capacitor?