Suddenly,

[Riosan]

ZOMBIE ATTACK.

Your only weapon is whats nearest to your left hand RIGHT NOW, excluding keyboard.

Are you dead?

[えっちーせんぱい]

Actually I have a rather sharp 12 inch ruler I can use as a sword if need be.

[jnfs2014]

I think I'm good. I have a pencil sharpener and a staple machine.

[SkyMyl]

My NES Zapper would be very appropriate, as I'm holding it right now.
I'm also holding a cup of Iced Tea.

[Riosan]

I think I'm good. I have a pencil sharpener and a staple machine.

I've got a small printer that I suppose I could beat a zombie with.

[Fish]

Hm... The closest thing to my left hand is my Blacktail. After that it's my Red9.
Sweet.
(The actual thing closest to my left hand is a hammer.)

[Kilroy]

The closest thing to my left hand is the lamp that lights my room :P

[Syncopathic]

I can use my Xbox as a weapon.
I'll live.

[Kilroy]

I can use my Xbox as a weapon.
I'll live.

It'd break after the first hit :|

Now, if you used the power brick, there's a weapon.

[ThePowerOfOne]

I could just kick them or something. Which would give me time to find a weapon. But I do have a lighter in my pocket and hair spray a few feet away ;D

[Super]

I'm dead. A Pokemon Pearl case wouldn't do poop.

[Water ☮]

Cellphone.

Call for help?
Text for help?
Internet for help?

Nah,
I'll throw it at them! :)

[Java]

Let's see.

I have a cup with no water, a lamp (that could be useful), notes, pens, loose change, and a speaker.
I also have my turtle. I wonder what he can do. ::)

[Silverhawk79]

Maybe. I could short circuit my cell phone battery and start a fire...but the only thing worse than zombies are flaming zombies. D:

[Gwen Khan]

all I have is a bag of Doritos and a curtain rod