I've come to a decision.

[Mystic]

This blows; well, "blows" might be taking it a bit far, but, for the relative amount of care that I have for this place, this is pretty gosh darn bad.  I like both Totla and you.  Why does the sucky part of the staff always gets to stay? I'm looking at you Silver and Star!

You're a dumbass.

Just saying.

[Super]

So from what I gather, money buys a staff position.

I'm too cheap to pay.

You gathered wrong.